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I didn’t know women farted.
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I didn’t know women farted.
Nope. They don't poop either.
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Depends on the timing. Has dinner been served yet?
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No, her farts are akin to trumpets in heaven.
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No worse than she does when I rip one..😁 Turnabout is fair play, right?
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Usually...
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Usually just say “Gesundheit” or congratulate her on a job well done.
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They don't. Gramps always said it was because they never shut up long enough to build up any pressure. Consequently, I'm quite startled when I hear strange sounds coming from her general area. She's yet to determine the source when I simply ask: "What was that noise." It's a mystery.
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I always say “There you go.”
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Not since she bent over, and Rover took over.
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My wife doesn't fart... she has air exchanges. Her words.
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I do, but I should've leaned long ago that it's not a good idea.
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I act like I can't hear it.
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They don't. Gramps always said it was because they never shut up long enough to build up any pressure. Consequently, I'm quite startled when I hear strange sounds coming from her general area. She's yet to determine the source when I simply ask: "What was that noise." It's a mystery.
Now your Gramps was a funny guy. 👍
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My wife could fart a door open. I usually just roll my eyes. Same thing when she burps after a Diet Coke.
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Everyone loves their own brand
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I look at her in disgust and ask her what her phuqing problem is. Then I get up and walk away. I think it’s gross when women fart.
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