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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a
rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all
right now.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count
that votes.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.


Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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And I read all of them. cry



Gun control...schemed by tyrants and supported by fools.
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Loving it.

Do you know what a native Alaskan optometrist is called?



An Optical Aleutian! smile smile


George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!

Old cat turd!

"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.

I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me


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I enjoyed 'em!


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Verly inter-est-ting..Good clean humor ?? But also very unusual!!

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You better be afraid of a ghost!!

"Woody you were baptized in prop wash"..crossfireoops






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Arty, is that you? smile smile smile


George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!

Old cat turd!

"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.

I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me


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Oh lawdy!

Folks lookin' at me like I'm nutz.

That was funny!

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Originally Posted by Mako25
Oh lawdy!

Folks lookin' at me like I'm nutz.

That was funny!


My wife has been sayin that for 41 yrs and she hasn't left me yet shocked laugh


You better be afraid of a ghost!!

"Woody you were baptized in prop wash"..crossfireoops






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Did somebody say "cleaning humor"?

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One last one for Terry.


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I think Keith is trying to fill a void, must miss me. grin


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