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Todays local news had a story called "More pressure to force Weiner out." That got me laughing pretty hard first thing this morning.

"Battle of the Bulge"

Weiner is being grilled by congress

Almosy every other random collection of words have double meaning when mated up with (doh! see what I mean) the Weiner. This morning saw an article where someone said "The weiner gags never get old, I guess". Lol.

All I know is that boy needs to get hold of himself....

Weiner pulls a Boehner???

Staff Urges Wiener Pull Out

From Drudge: "It might be my Wiener."

saying that the picture is of my private parts is a stretch.

more here:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/Anthony-Weiner/ig/Anthony-Weiner-Pictures/Weiner-Exposed.htm

a few more headlines here:
http://www.esarcasm.com/22279/anthony-weiner-headlines/

I saw one that read Women weigh in on Wiener. Always nice to know what women think of wiener.

Ernie

Were is Oscar Mayer in all of this?

Huma Abedin sucked into Weiner scandal

"Weiner attack; Wont stand up in court".

Can't recall where I read it.

The dude is just a walking d*ck joke.......

To the tune of the Oscar Meyer song -

I'm glad I'm not a democratic Weiner,
that is what I'd truly hate to be-e-e,
'cause if I was a democratic Weiner,
Everyone...

and you fill in the rest.

An American friend sent me this list. I marked my favorites in bold.

1. Weiner Situation Appears Hairier Than Expected

2. Hard Times Ahead For Weiner

3. Weiner: �I�m in a Dark Place�

4. Weiner Visibly Moist With Emotion

5. Weiner Cites Bush As �Life-Long Inspiration�

6. Weiner: Head of Staff Particularly Sensitive Following Incident

7. Weiner Experiences Heavy Friction

8. Weiner: �I Didn�t Mean to Shove This Down Anyone�s Throat�

9. Weiner Seeks to Satisfy Demands, Fill Remaining Holes

10. Climax Nears In Weiner Probe

11. Weiner Embarrassed By Performance, Swears It�s Never Happened Before

12. Survey: New York Women Disgusted by Weiner

13. Weiner Violations Short But Impactful

14. Weiner Seeks Missionary For Spiritual Release

15. Weiner Held In Contempt

16. Weiner Thrust Into Public Eye

17. Weiner Appears Stiff During Oral Presentation

18. Weiner Promises Quick Cleanup Following Self-Made Mess

19. Weiner Retracts as Nation Turns Cold

20. Wife Says Weiner Is a Letdown

21. Weiner: �I Feel Like I�ve Had the Life Sucked Out of Me�

22. Weiner Hopes to Slip Between the Cracks

23. Survey: 30 Percent of Men Like Weiner

24. Weiner Seen Entering Canal In New York

25. Female Voters Call For Firm Handling of Weiner Situation

26. Weiner Criticized For Shortcomings

27. Survey: Weiner Probe Ended Prematurely

28. Weiner Promises Fluidic Exchange With Supporters

29. Weiner Droops as Support Lessens

30. Weiner Appears Limp and Deflated, Head Hanging In Shame

31. Mayor Puts Pressure on Weiner

32. Weiner Spurts Out Thick Stream of Nonsense

33. Weiner Sweats During Public Beating

34. Weiner�s Stickiest Moments Still to Come

Thanks for those!!

The story that i heard was that he was going to run for the presidency with a current member of the obamma administration, that is the attorney general.
It would be the Wiener Holder ticket

The case will undoubtedly end up in Small Claims Court!