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That all sounds possibly true. Scary.


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That would surely be a hell of a joint.


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Originally Posted by mathman
Brown ales and Oktoberfests are great with grilled/smoked meats.


This.


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Originally Posted by crossfireoops
Les pops up, a cold can of Keystone clutched in his greasy mitt.

X-Fire comments, "Guess we can put away the snatch block,...look at the winch on THAT big Bastard."


Les blushes thinking it's a personal compliment...... grin grin



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then les starts showing his baby pics

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The "Pards" have laid out some big nylon slings, immediately behind the trailer,....and as the Bull hook reaches a good spot,.....wave the service winch to a halt, disconnect, and a willing Volunteer holds tension on the line, as Les spools it in,....

They swing the latches open on the dual rear doors, and open em'
........an ENORMOUS Reptilian, SAURIAN tail slowly uncoils out onto the ground,.....and switches it's tip.

Up on the deck, the Heeler raises it's nose,....and stands,.....looks up at Lynn,....and wags a stumpy tail,....

"Go Ahead" she laughs, and the Dog literally BOLTS across the parking lot,.....and stands beside the enormous tail, sniffing it, again slowly wagging her own .

"Jesus,....that is one BIG Alligator" somebody quietly ventures.

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pic of gator in the morning leaving with a hog from a fire hog hunt early that day


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A sharp and shrill whistle brings the Heeler over to her Master's side,....she grins, and sits,.....wiggling and wagging,.....typical "I just love excitement, Boss,....let's chase or bite something"

He's ignoring her, and shaking his head, he and his "Pard" having a muttered and muted conversation, in the midst of what's starting to look like a baby Mardi Gras.

....."HOW in the HELL did that thing get THAT big in two years?"

........."Well yeah, I KNOW what (who) it ate at the last shindig,...we're not supposed to be talking about that ( grin), even if the idiot asked for it."

"No kidding,...ate that damn motor scooter, and never shat out any pieces,....? "

"That pig carcass seems to have quieted the big bugger down,.....I reckon we better get these chokers on im',....and go to winching,......you're DAMN sure he has no "reverse" ?"

They carefully, and cautiously get a choker / sling around the root of the big reptilian's tail, and another, around one hind foot,.......

In the middle of placing a third choker around the other hind foot the Gator SLAMS that leg back, with blinding speed.....and a nice horse trailer door goes sailing off across the parking lot, knocking over and pretty much wrecking an older but servicable looking motorcycle.

"Oh crap,....that's Birdwatchers bike (or was),....ain't it?"

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Originally Posted by tbear99
pic of gator in the morning leaving with a hog from a fire hog hunt early that day


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Aha!

That's right , you were there for the last Heeler / Gator debacle and slaughter, weren't you ?

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Big Stick came in a then the midget toss contest started.. smile


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LOL,, Jeff O throws Big Stick and they beat Maser and Swampman700 for the title.. smile


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Podunkkennels decided he wanted to do some dancing with Ingwe.
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which really chapped Tom264 since both of them were wildly hammered and not listening to his ballads.
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Bricktop blew his stack cuz the dancers had no rhythm.
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VA didn't think it was a big deal.
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LTPowell decided he'd calm things down and show some pics of his girfren.
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Originally Posted by BrotherBart
Are you forgetting about Les? He's got to be around somewhere. Probably playing pinball,half tanked on Keystone or Milwaukee's Best... grin


Les showed up but no one recognized him cuz Shiela made him shave...at both ends...


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then a Marlin and a winchester walked in holding hands ,sat down with a bunch of SAVAGES and grin cool WERE DISMANTELED PIECE BY PIECE


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I'm still trying to figure out all of these gator references. I must have missed something along the way.


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I am waiting for someone to show up with a 14 foot Croc. Always wanted one of those. 416 Rigby at the ready! CRF, Three position safety added, customized and loaded HOT for max velocity as is my custom all loaded and ready. So am I, actually....


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loaded HOT for max velocity as is my custom


No worries about sticking a case in a dangerous game rifle?

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Not with a good Mauser style action.... My rifle would pull 'em out and eject 'em if they were covered in super glue! And, no cordite here, just good 'ol H4350. Almost a hunnert grains of the stuff behind a 400gr Barnes Banded Solid. Works, kills stuff. Now WHERE is that big Croc Jim Hackewicz promised to bring to this shindig? If there is an Africa Corner at this bar and no one invited JJHack then there has been a huge oversight. Maybe no one sent him a note about this becasue they could not spell or pronounce his name.


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