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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to you, just let me in!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yachts
Yachts who?
Yachts up, doc?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Vera
Vera Who?
Vera few people think these jokes are funny!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Regular
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Knock on a minority's door.
Knock knock
Who dat
Boo
Who be Boo
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Campfire Outfitter
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Terry, you have the grand kids for the holidays or something?
Ben
Some days it takes most of the day for me to do practically nothing...
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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They live just down the road about 7 miles, I always "have' them thank God.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Darn it T ! Your late in the Day ! I'll admit it, my first chuckle so far today. 
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Knock knock.
Who is there?
Owlsgo.
Owlsgo who?
Yup. That's right.
I am a conservative with a lowercase "c".
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Campfire Outfitter
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
Robert E. Howard
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Extra points for doin em on homeless people.
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Extra points for doin em on homeless people. That is mean, insensitive, and decidedly un-PC. I love it! 
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
Robert E. Howard
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My favorite:
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foots in the door! Open up!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Inter--
Moooo
Steak, It's my favorite vegetable!
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NUK NUK
Who there?
Three Stooges.
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KNOCK KNOCK
- Who's there?
GESTAPO !!!
- Gestapo who?
VE VILL ASK DER QVESTIONS !!!
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Campfire Tracker
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My favorite:
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foots in the door! Open up! Hehe... Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Here's a great knock, knock joke. You start it.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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