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She needs some groceries.
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Nice, thanks.
Sounds like a fine opportunity to hit the window lock button and share the napalm.
Turkeys fear me.....................with sulfur. This year.
Actually, a guy might find a tick or three after a day out around here....or none.
Varies alot year to year, but our winter was fairly mild.
How do you boys stack up?
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She needs some groceries. I have a protein rich medicinal syrup she can try.............
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It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Thanks Mojo!
She ain't wife material, but she can weld and bang. Pretty cool sancha material.
Bet I could watch her ribs expand whilst she took the cock.
MAGA
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She surely needs the meat.......
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Do you think the Tequila had anything to do with it?...you know.......maybe.......just askin'..... I hadn't considered that. Hmmmm If that were true wouldn't the tick have been singin' Messican ballads and yellin' "Viva Don Julio!"??? I did. Almost. The tick may have been singin' Mexican songs,they have a tiny mouth and you did not hear them. OR it was in your belly button,so most likely it was muffeled. 
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Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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Was figurin' he mighta puked on the lint, fella just never knows. Any chance that havin' a wench do belly button inspection is how BJ's were invented? Are ticks man's best friend? Does Gus know? Dan the Curious www.thankgawdferticks.com
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Was figurin' he mighta puked on the lint, fella just never knows. Any chance that havin' a wench do belly button inspection is how BJ's were invented? YES Are ticks man's best friend? YES(See above question) Does Gus know? NO Dan the Curious www.thankgawdferticks.com
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Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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She needs some groceries. Prolly not much she wouldn't do for a can of beans and some clothes....
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She needs some groceries. Prolly not much she wouldn't do for a can of beans and some clothes.... Reminds me of a line from The Big Bang Theory: "If you want to have intercourse with that girl, find out what kind of cologne her father wore."
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By the by,
any of you watch Fast and Loud? It's a [bleep] cool as show on the Discovery (I think) channel about these guys in Dallas that buy cars, fix them up, and trip them. Really cool shcit, but to make it pertinent here, there is a new person on the show. Goes by the name of "Alloy Ash". I'm not necessarily big on the tats, but then again I ain't lookin to marry her. I'll post a pic if I can figure it out, photobucket has been a tempermental whore for me lately. Here ya go, Gruff... ![[Linked Image]](https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6x5-EPip6-A/Thrj2MPKgAI/AAAAAAAAAKo/Cp3P1tDqJNo/s1600/AlloyAsh_053.jpg) You [bleep] did good today while I was at work. I love coming home to tatted skanks so much I could marry another one. Right after I get done [bleep] all the single women in Whitefish 
I'm Irish...
Of course I know how to patch drywall
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By the by,
any of you watch Fast and Loud? It's a [bleep] cool as show on the Discovery (I think) channel about these guys in Dallas that buy cars, fix them up, and trip them. Really cool shcit, but to make it pertinent here, there is a new person on the show. Goes by the name of "Alloy Ash". I'm not necessarily big on the tats, but then again I ain't lookin to marry her. I'll post a pic if I can figure it out, photobucket has been a tempermental whore for me lately. Here ya go, Gruff... You [bleep] did good today while I was at work. I love coming home to tatted skanks so much I could marry another one. Right after I get done [bleep] all the single women in Whitefish At least that one wouldn't cost you much to feed.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Poached from another thread, but definitively an upgrade to the recent breakout of anorexia around here. Mathman, can you calculate the tensile strength of those horizontal bands? ![[Linked Image]](http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y498/calicooknic/148967_528169937207726_888789928_n_zpsdc80a4b6.jpg)
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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looks like she tried to stuff 40 pounds of mud in a 20 pound thong, and then had to chain her a$s cheeks together. We can do better.
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Last edited by jorgeI; 04/04/13.
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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looks like she tried to stuff 40 pounds of mud in a 20 pound thong, and then had to chain her a$s cheeks together. We can do better. WHAT? I'll need a frontal pic to complete an exhaustive study and bring to this forum, my findings. As a service.... To the thread integrity.... For my Amigos.... Please?
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Jorge1, I am an a$s and leg man also. You're gonna get trichinosis eating all that under-cooked pig. But I guess them heavy girls need loving too. Just for you. ![[Linked Image]](https://25.media.tumblr.com/d0fe1100436e72f0f50bcf05e7bbc586/tumblr_mkgiasQbCg1rjsakio1_500.jpg)
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