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I gots ta shower befoe bed, farmin is dirty work. grin

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My Father used to try and get me to take some of his Metamucil, he said it will make you feel good, i now know what he meant


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My G'ma used ta make me drink warm water in the mornin to "keep me regular".

I had no idea, until I was an adult, what she was talkin about, but knew I did not want to be not regular. Just sayin.

Glad there are so many regular guys at the fire. ;-{>8


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Originally Posted by Miss Lynn
Walking in....sniffing the air....reading the title....exciting.... sick


WHAT!!???


If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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It is said:



A young man dreams of good sex.

A middle-aged man dreams of a good meal.

An old man dreams of a good [bleep]!


If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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I'm turning 55 this week. If, at any other time of my life, you'd have thrown this thread at me, I'd have passed it by.

However, in just the past month or so, I have had what can only be called optimal bowel movements. I'm not going to bore y'all with the details. However, when they occurred , I knew my lifetime bathroom experience had been leading up to this.

I'm not a man that is fixated on the subject. These weren't great epiphanies. They came, they went. That was that. Nothing more or less.

I just wanted to share that with y'all, and let you know that I understand.



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There is nothing like being in hunting camp & taking a dump in the woods at night & stepping in someone's [bleep].


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Ironic...I'm in the process of one right now.

A good poop can make your day go better.


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Nothing better than a good morning....hang on, I'll be right back....

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Originally Posted by ingwe
It feels good.

Its free.

And people generally leave you alone to do it.


What more could you want?


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Good poop is like half of an intercourse, my old man said.


The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts the moment you get up and doesn't stop untill you get into the office.
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A big bowl of granola cereal will clean you right out and you won't have to worry about having to sit on the throne for the next two days.

Fiber is your friend.


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Coffee and a pinch of Skoal is the best laxative ever invented. smile

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Wow, I'm jealous.
I caught some kind of food poison Wednesday and I'm still chained to the hopper. It hit me 50 miles from town in the woods, thank goodness there was a Forest Service outhouse within shuffling distance.
Man....the Imodium is not working very well.
Got me thinking about making millions with a catchy ad campaign for "Baboon Butter."


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Imodium is my friend. When it's not working there's something bad going on.

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Originally Posted by rem_7
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Im tellin' ya like it is neighba. wink

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Originally Posted by mathman
Imodium is my friend. When it's not working there's something bad going on.


It's all that high dollar beer, get yourself a thirty pack of Bud Black Crown and a gallon of tomato juice. LMFAO laugh laugh

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I do like some fiber in the morning with a coffee chaser. Makes a good pusher for dinner from the night before. Next best is a nice, thick, loud, dry fart


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