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Originally Posted by bea175
The only woman who ever truly loved you is your Mother.



after that comment I gave my dear old mother a jangle on the telephone


she said maybe your mother feels that way about you bea shocked blush


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Op should sell a kidney.


Wrong thread dude!! wink


No it isn't. This OP is gonna need Cash. The OP on the other tread needs a kidney, i'm just bring opportunities togther


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Originally Posted by poboy
Is it over?


So says the latest 'news' on the 'best of the 70s, 80s and 90s' rock station:






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Where's the damn Solid Gold dancers?? frown cry


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Next time around I'm going to order me one of those Russian broads.


They may be hot, but odds are 10:1 against it lasting.


Was a joke. There'll be no next one for me. If this one don't work there isn't one out there that would. The only reason I would is for breeding purposes, there are some good genes there. But my breeding days are done, I have my kids. Besides if I were such a loser that I needed to put a ring in a foreigner I picked out if a catalogue I think I'd rather hang myself.

Sport phoucing yes. Beyond that? Bwahahahaha


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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff


Was a joke. There'll be no next one for me. If this one don't work there isn't one out there that would. The only reason I would is for breeding purposes, there are some good genes there. But my breeding days are done, I have my kids. Besides if I were such a loser that I needed to put a ring in a foreigner I picked out if a catalogue I think I'd rather hang myself.

Sport phoucing yes. Beyond that? Bwahahahaha


Your AM speak is already sounding like your PM speak.

I'll be watching for you on the news this evening.




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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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For every guy who finds themself in this situation, here's the song you should be singing on the way to the attorney's office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNCM8IjtQ-o

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Originally Posted by 2legit2quit
Originally Posted by bea175
The only woman who ever truly loved you is your Mother.



after that comment I gave my dear old mother a jangle on the telephone


she said maybe your mother feels that way about you bea shocked blush


My Mother was my best friend , she went under a few years back and i miss her every day.


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Any one remember the "Bakers" Tammy Fay" the tv preaches, she could turn them tears on in the blink of an eye, and all they ever ask for was your money, so they could do the lords work.

Whats the chances ole Jim Baker made a deposit or two to the local sperm bank??????

The similarities are remarkable!


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Originally Posted by poboy
Is it over?


Nah, she want's to be friends. Isn't that wonderful?


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Originally Posted by Dutch
Originally Posted by poboy
Is it over?


Nah, she want's to be friends. Isn't that wonderful?


Friends with benefits would be better.


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This thread needs some creepy Kenny Rogers music.






Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
This thread needs some creepy Kenny Rogers music.






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Originally Posted by deflave
This thread needs some creepy Kenny Rogers music.

Travis


I think you just dissed my 'excellent' contribution to the cause��s'matter? not gay enough? wink


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Will somebody PLEASE kill this thread? kee-rist.


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BANG !!! It's kilt.


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Originally Posted by 284LUVR
BANG !!! It's kilt.


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