Found a good one today. I was only out today to pull out two deer stands. Took a walk for a few short minutes in one of the regular spots on drive out. They had just plowed it yesterday and sprayed pre-emergent herbicide. Total 'dirt-time' invested= 20 minutes.
It's gonna be a good spring, I can just feel it already.
ya let me tell ya what he aint saying
we drive up on another friend and his indentured servant out their who gives this lying moron everything he finds
the lying moron is supposedly are doing other things that weekend and cant do his own dam stands let alone much of anything a 10 yr old county boy can do on his own (lazy mofo who don't like physical work)
basically a lying manipulating moron
me and slumlord take maybe 10 steps towards them 2 idiots he quickly bends down and picks up something
and flashes it to me in his hand for like a second and a half before sticking it his pocket
I am like holy fugg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then i start chuckling to myself about it
cause it is poetic that he found that so quick
then I find some broken stuff wandering around looking
im walking by him at times begging him to let me put that Benton in my pocket and go over by the lying moron and say I found my 1st ever whole artifact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just to rub it in
I find some broke stuff
slumlord gives me some broke stuff
I go over to the lying moron and show him what I found
he digs in his Charlie brown bag full of broken flakes and shrapnel and crap
the broke stuff I give to him is better than anything he has
then he starts telling me it is mostly luck and skill don't have alot to do with it
I say "man I hope I can find something whole one day and not all this broken worthless crap"
I go back around slumlord about 15 ft away and im like man you gotta let me stage that I found that intact Benton knife
so I can go fugg with the simpletons minds
he wont go for it
meanwhile slumlord is teaching me to look for shapes and straight edges and stuff the looks out of the norm
then slumlord goes out sunday with the lying moron
and finds more intact sticking out like a sore thumb quality stuff
completely surrounded by the lying moron and his indentured servants foot prints from Saturday
fuggin classic........................