It is that, literally; that ain't Japanese, though who's counting?
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A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says "Yes, but before we do, there's something you must know. I have never had the sex, but I've read about it." He says that it's not a problem, and they are married.
On their honeymoon, the man tells his wife that since she's a virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, but I've read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69.
The husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You want beef and broccoli NOW?"
Not sure what kinds of foods you might enjoy when eating out--if that's something you do--but if Chinese or any other Asian foods are on the list, I'll share a well-kept secret with you that few non-Asians know about. Be sure to refer to the proprietors of the establishment as Chinks when ordering. Seriously. They love being called that, and will take extra good care of you for your reference for sure. Let me know how you make out, OK?
Not sure what kinds of foods you might enjoy when eating out--if that's something you do--but if Chinese or any other Asian foods are on the list, I'll share a well-kept secret with you that few non-Asians know about. Be sure to refer to the proprietors of the establishment as Chinks when ordering. Seriously.
Suspect that Clarkson will be checking his food for a long time after this!
A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says "Yes, but before we do, there's something you must know. I have never had the sex, but I've read about it." He says that it's not a problem, and they are married.
On their honeymoon, the man tells his wife that since she's a virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, but I've read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69.
The husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You want beef and broccoli NOW?"
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
No aspersions cast upon those with Asian roots, but having spent more than a few years in regions where a wide variety of local languages are Asiatic in nature...I smiled a lot in Nam, what with listening to the locals trying to speak Engrish.
Way too funny GI. I raff too much. They rove GI too much.
Gunny Harrelson thought it amusing as well. Or is that 'werr'?
If you happen to run across one of those folks someday, don't ask them for a lollipop. For God's sake, don't ask them to sing the song.
There are strictures in our society regarding cruel and unusual...
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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