22 bricks for sale, $20 each.

Apparently 22 bricks are in really high demand right now all around the country. I don't know what's so special about 22 bricks, I mean, why don't folks want 21 or 23 bricks? Why does it have to be exactly 22 bricks? Anyway, if you want 22 bricks, I got 22 bricks.

One lot of 22 bricks at $20 each is $440 total, and that includes shipping to the lower 48 in a USPS flat rate box. Flat rate shipping to Alaska or Hawaii will be more. I do ship to California. I'll take cash, money orders and checks drawn on Nigerian banks, or better yet just send me your credit card and I'll run it through the scanner here and get it back to you in two or three months.

If you don't want the bricks pictured I can get all different kinds - red bricks, gray bricks, tan bricks, paving bricks, edging bricks, clay, cement, whatever. The store literally has tons and tons of them.

Since I can get so many there's no need to be the first to say "I'll take it!" Just send an email to [email protected] letting me know how many boxes of 22 bricks you want.







(Disclaimer: Some of you may recognize that this is a recycled advertisement. Covid restrictions have caused a huge shortage of new April Fool's joke inventory, but if you wish to place one on back order we estimate a new supply of April Fool's jokes arriving in November.)

Lots of ads feature sexy models holding the product to entice the viewer’s eye.

Unfortunately, at my age I don’t know any sexy models so this will have to do…

Please stop

I WAS interested!

won't go flat rate!

Got me lol

I think I felt it move.

Watch out on the shipping; it's not legal to ship 22 bricks by mail. We have Postal police monitoring posts; they will turn you in for not using HazMat and declaring what you're shipping.

Thanks Jim!!

I knew I could count on you!!

Thanks. I needed a good laugh.

What is the velocity of those

Uphill or downhill?

Relatively low velocity of around 80 fps depending on a guy's pitching arm, but they have tremendous shocking power. It's said they "hit like a brick through a plate glass window".

I ain’t buying schit today as schit maybe what comes in the box if the price is too good to be true. Lolol

#ipitythefool

Life during a winter in Idaho can be tough on us sometimes. Hang in there Jim, Spring is almost here!
Littlejohn

Will go flat rate large box will take multiple boxes

Your not kidding about that

So, you're an Antifa supplier?

Hahaha, this is awesome. Thanks for some light hearted relief from the chaos in the world today.

Will you do 1/2 a brick?

I am rolling...good stuff!

Do you sell chit houses?????

Is that shipped?

What a gouger!

I can buy those bricks for a buck apiece!

What velocity are those rated at? SubSonics?

You'd break them up and pour them into a Flat Rate envelope.

If by “it” you mean your lunch, me too!

BTW, I think those are actually concrete pavers, not bricks. Another Classifieds scammer exposed!

Good one........

The ad I mean, not the photo.....