Out in the hollar drinkin whisky, some of you trouble mongrals need to get your shiit together.... city slickers are fuucked, us country boys will survive, and ain’t missed a hitch..🖕🏿😫👍

That’s what Bocephus says.....

Doubt anyone even noticed you were under the influence.....

LMAO...............................as all the self appointed brain trust alumni continue to look down upon us poor dumb country rubes in flyover country! Yeah, Okay!

Judman: If, YOU think, "Chehalis, Washington" is "country" well then your mental state is going to be an obstacle for YOU to survive!
Sheesh.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

But we do need beer.

I'm glad my parents seen fit to make me a dumb fuqk country bumpkin!

It's no wonder they're all killing each other off in the city.

You're not much of a thinker, are ya?
Sheesh.

I suspect you'll buffet-in-place.

😎😎😎😎

You bet Mag, same/same, rats in a cage get hungry, they will cannibalize!

FIXT

You're talking to someone about mental state? Lmao...

The missississississippi river she’s a goin dry


lol

What he said, Jud.
Double sheesh.

Can't say she slum. "It's" going dry or "they're" going dry. Don't wanna trigger the non-binary folk like duck911

Yowsir!

GWB

Hah I met some hard core "country boys" back in the 80's in the Centralia and Chehalis area. We hooked up and engaged in some preety risky outlawry just to get by. Got shot at by Indians trapping beaver and acquiring salmon on the river. Worked in a hide shack, trimmed Christmas trees, sprayed agent orange on powerline right of ways, worked in wrecking yards but the job I hated most was planting trees for Weyerhauser. Now in the city limits of Chehalis around 2014 I witnessed some pretty weak behavior. Smoking serious pot in the outdoor parts of bars, street people fugged up on pot and mushrooms riding bikes down the middle of the street crashing into cars. The real source of income for most of them came from knocking women up and living off the welfare money that brought them. Yep those "city slickers" are not going to pose much of a problem.

I'm finally beginning to realize that when I hear talk about "rat problems" or "rat control", in urban ares, they aren't just referring to rodents.

Everything is backwards now. Didn’t you know the hard core country boys live in the big city now? Get with the program. Sheesh

LMFAO

Cut the guy some slack, maybe he ain’t at home.

At least his heart is in the right place.

I hear a little whiskey is good for digestion.
Sometimes it good for the nerves too.

Take a deep breath and an Alka Seltzer Jud, you are starting to sound like blackfart.


mike r

If you've an Interstate within a days treck, you ain't immune to the effects of a collapse, and that includes myself....

Lots of miles of Interstate Hwy through flyover country.

Note to self.... make some Mormon friends, they are supposed to keep a year of food on hand.

Even the Mormons in MX?

It ain't about "living in the country". It's about being a stupid MF.

And lots of you are

[quote=VarmintGuy]Judman: If, YOU think, "Chehalis, Washington" is "country" well then your mental state is going to be an obstacle for YOU to survive!
Sheesh.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy[/quote

++++++ 1000,000,00.

43 miles and 4 mountains between the nearest Interstate and my cabin. An angry mob wouldn't make it past the first one, much less the 4th one at McDowell. McClellan got his ass whipped by Stonewall Jackson there and we sure as hell are better armed this go round.

I dunno, but on that topic, EVERY location in the Lower 48 lies within a single weekend’s drive of the Mexican Border. This may explain why every high school kid in America has ready access to Mexican drugs.

😂
Fugged up on pot and shrooms sounds like a good time!

20 some miles, 2 rivers, and the heat and mosquitoes between the interstate and me, in either direction, and I still dont think that's enough....

Not to mention this being the ground the Swamp Fox earned his nickname on.... things ain't the same now, as they were then.

Wherever you live, someone from Mexico crossing the Border now could be there by Tuesday evening easily, and in this present crisis we ain’t talking Mexicans.

No doubt, I've met a few who've done it multiple times, and harbor no ill will towards em. I'd trade 1/4 of one for a whole "protestor" any day.

If we could trade a white protestor for every Mexican seeking opportunity, I'd learn to speak Spanish to help out.

It's obvious a lot of y'all have never been to Lewis County WA, where Chehalis is.

And I'm starting to think VarmintGuy never left Seattle before he went to Dillon.

LOTS of good country folk in Lewis County.

Hehehehe....Dillon is big city living in Montana.

Unfortunately, I tend to agree.

This. Lewis county is mostly good people. There’s just a few tweekers and junkies mixed in.

You DONT want to know what living in Dillon, SC is like. A volatile mix of "white" whites, white trash white, Mexicans, blacks, and Indians(the native kind), all in an impoverished, backwoods area. I live 10 miles away, and won't go after dark.

Lot of the “wild and free” folks on here get their mail in a P.O. Box.

🤣

3 hr drive on 2 lane open highways with some scattered towns slowing things down here and there to ANY of the nearest freeways. We're talking about 150 miles to the closest one.

National Geographic did an article on the SE Oregon outback a good number of years ago. There's a spot up the road from here that has the distinction of being the spot in the US of A that is the farthest from an Interstate in any direction. Out near Frenchglen I think.

Considering "They" have to come up from Reno, or over from I5, or maybe come down from Boise, I'm guessing we'll know the Revolution has started long before it gets here. And even for Cali, this area is fairly well armed.

Hey Sam,

interesting song.

That young fella might know what it's like to live "country" but his silly videographers or producers apparently don't know what a blue tick hound is if they're putting an Ausie in the video just after that lyric.

101 is a beautiful drive imo.
Cool spots along the way as well.

Can't judge you on that. Ive told my good buddies more than once, that were not California SO liberal, I'd long set sail for the northern reaches....

LOL
Evahbody posting up their country cred.

If you got innanet, you ain't in the country.

Sure Geno.... just wait till the burning man crowd shows up in your hood....

I'll have one of what judhaid is drankin!

Haha Judman be hittin the firewater.....
Not sure how country Chehalis is? to close to Oregon & Washington for me....

Reckon thats none of us, then. Progress is a bitch...

Yeah.....

Buncha wimpy drunks in that crowd fubar,

Scared of The Corona.....................cancelled and went virtual this year.

Should be a cool show, eh? A virtual Burning Man.....................

Town sure likes and needs there money though. Going to hurt a lot of businesses here.

Brother Geno, the Blackrock was my stomping grounds long before burning man..... Gerlach & Bruno's survived just fine before those dirt hippy's came along and ruined things....

Speak for yourself! Large portion of several counties in VA. And W.Va. no cell service or internet. All thanks to NSA and .gov and the echelon surveillance network.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_National_Radio_Quiet_Zone

Like I said, If y'all weren't quite SO liberal, I'd have been there already.... mite could have handled the Burning Man crowd 15 years ago when I was in college, but not anymore, not a chance, regardless of the economic opportunity those fools represent.

well there AK man,

First, hope all is well up there.

Second, let's just say our innanet don't come through no cable, I can hit one tower with the phone most days, and Frontier told me when we moved in that they no longer support landlines on our road.

I'm getting to thinking I may have to get a HAM setup and hope the hills around us don't screw up those signals too much.

Shirley you jest..... oh wait you must be talkin about Jud? proceed.....

I’m on flip phone over dial up stolen from the neighbors un used copper pair.

#countryboycansurvive

I keep thinking I need to get over there during the "off season".

Field Grade used to stomp around up there and gave me some hints.

You might be able to tell by my sig line that I kinda like the desert....................when the crowds aren't there.

never saw the fun in the big crowds of off roaders down in SoCal and NV either.

That don't mean much around here. Used to live 5 miles from my best good buddy. Could get full 4G on my phone at his place, had to hold the phone out of the upstairs window to place a call from mine..

I'm guessing PeeDee knows this area and might have ended up here if it wasn't in Kommiefornia.

Pee Dee, most of the folks I know here just want their money! Then they wave goodbye until they come back through on the way home again. Then they wave goodbye again until the next year.

A necessary evil I guess, kind of like Cali fly fishermen going to MT to fish and bringing their cash!

Geno, people constantly claim Northern Calif. is conservative.... well that was true 40yrs ago.....
Your little corner is truly the exception....

What kind of dumbfuukkk goes all the way to Montana from California to catch 20" fish...🤣

Huh, somebody else who has "Country" and "wilderness" confused..

The ones tired of California?

Is your holler nearer the Nike Clearance Store or the Walmart Supercenter?

Well, as of the 2016 election, with the exception of the few coastal counties, all of norcal up past Suctomento voted RED.

https://www.politico.com/2016-election/results/map/president/california/

Moot. Satellites don’t care where you put them as long as they can see the sky, that and have a way to charge a battery. Science.

Something like that, I had a good friend (black, i guess I should add) go to a juco up there to play football for a couple of years, he had me come out to visit because he said I'd love it there, as they had more "rednecks" than back home. He wasn't wrong, I just couldn't get over the libs....

Oh fugging puleeze...🤣
Those flyfags are a joke...🤣
I'll do this all night long...

You really don't want to poke fun at my California fishing ..
🤣

Your such an insecure d-bag Sal. Pathetic. You have gone downhill fast. Used to like some of your posts. Not anymore. Let me guess your dick is bigger too......

So funny...🤣

You trolls like dflave beat me up for being a Californian.

The biggest badass on this entire page being Scenarshooter gives me a free pass to hunt with him.
Hmmmm..funny ain't it?

I got the pics to back up my talk...the rest of you?

Thanks for proving my point. Difference between you and Pat is he ain’t got nothing to prove and could careless what the rest of us think about him. Got a feeling your not the only one he has invited to hunt. Deflave’s attention is self inflicted in your case.

Lol....puleeze. 🤣

It comes down to those that do and those that talk...🤣
I have way more photos than I have words.

Oh phucqk we've gone from who's more conservative to who's more country! How long til hunting season?

Its all fun and games untill the Californian steps on your dick...

Coyotes and jackrabbits year round here.

Bring non-toxic ammo though.

Although, it's likely to be highly "toxic" if it hits where intended, right?

(insert Rodney Dangerfield video or meme).

Yeah your still pussy whipped playing wanna be cowboy..

And no I’m not flying to California so your Pussy whipped geriatric ass can attempt to beat me up..

When did you stop sucking off dflave?

Uh oh tough guy alert... are you line dancing right now to copperhead road?

The wannabe cowboy from Cali getting warmed up

🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're a fuggking joke.
Just because you live in Alaska doesn't make you some kind of badass...🤣

Uh huh, but you living in California makes you big pussy..

Try me bitch.

It's not that you live in California. Its that you choose to stay there. I hope you have family that is keeping you there. I understand, I grew up in NY but I moved outta there the first chance I got.

Try me bitch.

Nothing destroys a man's wealth more than a divorce.
I have a gorgeous wife.
An incredible home and job.
Im not ready for that studio appartment and catfood.

Ooh I’m shaking in my shoes.. what will I ever do???

Please forgive me if I am wrong, as I don't pay much attention to the upstairs here...but I believe it is you that seems to go back and forth a lot defending or criticizing Kali.

One day you're adamantly criticizing the state and everything about it (IIRC the Paradise fire situation was one of these days for you) and the next you adamantly defend it. Not trying to be a dick, as I've never had a reason to not like you but I find the inconsistency a bit disconcerting.

Then she's the one that wants to stay there? You wanna stay there too? Not trying to beat you up bud, don't even know you. I just know that a lot of California is like a lot of NY. The major metropolitan areas control the vote. Look up the latest vote for Cuomo in NY. Most of the state was red but there are too many damn people in NYC that voted for him. Just sayin.

You guys just don't get it.

Yes I hate the shiitttt that goes on here but i live on an island basically.
I kill limits of bucks every single year,, crazy big fish, predators and pretty do everything I pretty much please
And I'm certain that I live a better life than a lot of you subdivision dwelling prisoners that can't even piss on your own property.
But when I dig in my heels to defend my life, you guys freak out.

Sshhhhh come here let us give you a big ol campfire hug buddy.... here’s a tootsie pop, now get out of here you little rascal..

Spare me the suupid high school schi tt.

You parade around here like some kind of badass and we never see photos.

Well, Sal,

if T hasn't responded by the time my post goes up, I can assure you he is not one of the "subdivision dwelling prisoners that can't even piss on your own property".

And it doesn't seem like he's freaking out either.

Some don't understand our conundrum here. Leave and maybe go broke (even if the wife comes along), or stay and have a great place to live in the country but have to live under the thumbs of the cities, as Hank pointed out.

So at times we here complain about our Suctomento critters and their fuggin ideas.

T's a good guy.

It’s ok tiger show us on the teddy bear where they touched you in your no no spot..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hate it here but I can't leave.
I still have a better life than so many others on the fire...that's where the rub comes.

Ain't nothing wrong with family first or living wherever you're setup.

Hey man, it could be worse. In addition to living in California...you could also like watchin’ a NFL game on TV.

Uhh. That's kinda snooty sounding actually. That might be the rub, man. Do your own thing, enjoy it, wherever, but, that's your life. Don't think everyone wants the same or even gives a chit. Not a dis, just a comment.

Even worse, instead of living where Sal lives,


he could be living in LA county...............................





or Harris County TX........................


in the burbs or in a condo.



and watching NFL, NASCAR, and the NBA...............................and PGA.

Or the WNBA.

That's a bit harsh...

Fair enough. I get that you're trapped and choose your wife over better politics. There's nothing wrong with that, but it doesn't explain the habitual back and forth.

Carry on. I'll go pee out my front door now.

Too much drama. I'm going back to insulting the new guy thread.

It aint easy.
Im not the asshoolee that a certain few make me out to be.
I hunt and fish my ass off, I cowboy 5 days a week, I am a strong Republican, a staunch supporter of the second amendment, I hate liberals...but for some reason a certain few here have decided that I am a pariah.
I hate what California stands for but love the life that I have built.
So ridiculous that I have to resort to high school bullschidt
Attacks on this sight.

That's a heck of an idea.

I wonder if he's in Cali too?

Just two nights ago I drank half a fifth of Johnie Walker Black, and railed on in a text message to one of my buds, but I didn’t walk through the doors of the 24hr Saloon and announce, “hey everybody, I’m drunk, come kick the schittt out of me! 😂

Why not?

I'd rather live in a chicken coop in the country right here in upstate NY than in a city anywhere. I don't get city people. Sure you'll make more money in the city but damn, neighbors you can shake hands with right out your living room window. Sirens going off, horns blowing, tires squeeling every few minutes all night long so you can't sleep. Can't take a piss off your porch without an indecent exposure charge. Can't shoot a critter in your yard with your .243. Can't ride your ATV. Can't shoot off fireworks, build a bon fire or catch some fish in your pond. No place to plant a garden. People, buildings, concrete and ugliness everywhere you look. Dog has to be tied up or fenced in and can't bark. Geesus what a crappy place to live. I'm sure there are better places to live but I like it pretty good right here where all my family and friends are.

Johnny Walker Black is good stuff, as is the Blue and Platinum.

Looking at Siskiyou and the county south of it voting over 70% for the President. Very nice.

I pictured a much taller horse based upon your last couple of posts.

Good luck to ya.

I like to read about that wilderness stuff. Even seen a few movies. Seeing it is on my bucket list.

Things are great here, geno. How could it not be?

Cable not available here. Jus sayin.

I have not read this thread but it’s safe to assume BlackBart and Salmonella both claimed themselves as the most “country” and Salmonella mentioned me at least once.

LOL

As sure as the sun coming up....

Anybody checked on Brother Jud lately?

Sal, you're a good dude with a good family. I've never let the coaching and chirping from the grandstands and cheap seats determine anything I do with my life. You shouldn't either. Now it's not the case with everyone who chimes in on this particular thread, but I always associated the coaches in the cheap seats as the one's who never saw the playing field. I'm sure that applies to at least a few on this thread though. You're a smart guy, nobody knows your situation better than you, and you've done lot's fo things and accomplished lots of great things in your life without anybody from the 24HCF's help.

I live in the biggest city in this country, but grew up in a place wilder than most have seen.
I still consider myself a country boy, it is more a state of mind, than where you reside

Bout sums it up.

Only you could paint Salmonella as a poor victim.......after all his "I am in California and live so much better than you" posts.

California may still be a trendsetter State........but only for idiots.

No one is impressed.

You don’t have to go out of your way to be an asssshole, Mikey. it comes natural to one living in Cornhole, Iowa.

Where is Jud? did the "covid" get him?

It got me the other day.


Fugging Jim Beam Rye....vid.

Very dangerous that Jim Beam...vid

I had a touch of Pendelton..vid.... not near as deadly...

Now back to drama and poo flingin..... I used to be sympathetic to Sal's plight, but after making fun of our 20" trout I am afraid I will have to take the gloves off and join the fray!

Sal may think he is a real cowboy taking wine sippin Calif. snobs on wilderness trail rides.... but we (Mt.) have real cowboys and cows and wilderness and we even have trout longer than 20"
Like this trout......



And real trail rides......



And our sheep are not Democrats....



And our whole state is a pee off your porch zone..... unlike Frisco poop on the curb zone.....
So suck it Sal..... ha

We just got back from Wyoming....shooting prairie dogs, fishing Toltec for Cutt-bows.....shed hunting........elk scouting for September.

I could post some pics......along with a caption....."I retired very young and live so much better than you Schmucks".

That would ensure my popularity, wouldn't it?

Have a clue.

Your posts are your clue and confirms the fact of what you are.

Continually so.

I think Toot and Werner need to post pic's.... best pic wins....
Where the hell did Jud go... start schit then disappear, that's just wrong

I was just in your San Francisco.
Green hair, birkenstocks, man buns and a Democrat governor.
Sadly, Montana aint what it used to be.

Yet, Another stupid thread posted by a poser who thinks he has it dicked in.. WA.... laffin...!

Damn it Sal.... don't judge us by Bozeman.....or Tester or Bullock... or liberal granolas.... well you get the drift....

Rumor has it that he’s been wiping his asss with the face mask and then putting it back on.

That can’t be true !

(That should bring him out and firing on all cylinders)
Grins

He is in denial and is tryin to make himself feel better about goin communist

I know Fubar,
Just live like you're living.
And yeah...I envy where you live...😔

Sal told wifey the other day this liberal trend keeps up and we are going to Wyoming!

Again Toot... pic's or it didn't happen....

Yikes that is not a pretty picture in my mind.... I would expect that behavior from a San Franciscan they like poop...

I live in a small world and only met one Iowan , it was in hunting camp and he was a know it all blowhard.... guess all Iowan's must be that way?

I run a hunting camp.......and an Iowa blowhard doesn't stand a chance with the non-residents.

East and west coasters.

See this? This is Ennis, July of 2019, ain't that like supposed to be a Redneck Epicenter in Montana?



And THIS is the legendary Shedhorn Sports, which I was given to understand is like Mecca for Montana Rednecks, ya gotta shop there at least once.....



Do you know whats on the shelves just down the street and around the corner from the Shedhorn....?

Fuggin' non-dairy coconut milk.....



Even the mandatory ATV dogs have gotten pu$$ified.....





Hey, I didn't bicycle through there looking for this stuff but it just slaps ya in the face.

The rot starts from within.

Ive spent a fair amount of time in Ennis Montana.

They probably don't live as well as you do.....

Ya man!! I see it got on under the skin of the crybaby the sky is fallin crew! Haha

Is that Sickermore riding in the passenger seat of that 4 wheeler in the bottom pic?

Yes birdie...... the rot has taken over... even Ennis has fallen as everyone can see from your pic's... the horror

Hope Wyoming is surviving..... damn

Shedhorn has a nice gun inventory..

🤙👍

Im trying not to cry... wtf ever your California boyfriend ie wannabe cowboy goes ph ucking full retard, on every post.. that mother ph ucker isn’t living the dream if he was, he wouldn’t go off the rails everytime he posts. He’s probably crying in his bowl of oatmeal right now..

Among the very best I've seen I think I went in there needing a dry bag to pack stuff in, friendly service too.

Oh sure.... now Jud makes an appearance.... without flingin any poo... poor form ... Chehalis is full of tweakers and queers... there that should rev things up...

Ding ding ding!! Haha

Birdie, if you ever peddle over to the West of glacier I will buy you a beer and you can tell me stories of Ghana and the natives and getting drunk with fermented piss or whatever that African booze is made of.....

Ennis?

Thats one of the classier places.



Fugging west siders.......tough times for them is having to wait in line for thier soy mochachino.

Haha god damn just read the whole thing, now salmonella wants to beat everyone up again!! 😂😂

Sam says the pretty people live on the West side.....

Ha!

We just checked his temperature......its a little lower now!

This wasn’t to fire everyone, but if you resemble that remark...

There is no doubt about that!

If you all would just accept Salmonella has a better life than you, he wouldn't go physical.

Big dummies.

Thankyou Sir, but I recently read on this very site about the Gay Pride Parade in Kalispell

We eat less fry bread......

The schit can of worms Jud opened was bad enough... now we have to fight about which part of individual states are better than others?
Paging Blackheart.....

Well, it is, like, in Lewis County or close, right?

And that's like, right near Vancouver, and like, right across the river from Potlandia, right?

And it's also, like really, really close to Olympia, like, and not much farther from Tacoma and like Seattle too.

But, like, there are some sorta " country" like places around Chehalis. Maybe? Might even be a few cows, like here and there like.

I think they wear flannels there, like year round too.

No harm meant Judman. Just funnin'. Anyone that was friends with Charlie ain't, like, half bad.

Hope the hangover wasn't too bad!

Diversity is our strength......

Don't let a few queers scare ya..... they come over from Chehalis

Isn't Chehalis on I-5..... nothing good on the I-5 corridor.....
Drunk loggers turned into tweakers years ago....

But worlds away..

PS, hangover was bad!! 😂😂

I just took another look at this photo from outside the Ennis Supermarket, Holy Crap! Looks like a Victoria's Secret bag on the driver's seat....

Good to see you back.

Vanity dogs.... queers lingerie.... next thing you know the LGBT crew from Chehalis will show up and have a parade

Judging by the ATVs, Boulder Montana is the place to be, where manly men still pack weiner dogs.....

Birdie..... that weiner dog is wolf bait.... jeesh... Texans

In Montana even dogs fish.... for 20" trout...

I’m checking my air miles waiting for his infamous fly down to California so I can whip your ass post

I win.

That's their fault, they married the wrong woman.

Next time around I'm going full-on golddigger.....

I doubt it. Just when you thought you were country, here comes these guys taking it to a whole 'nother level.......

I hear kingston knows about 20" fish too.

I think his photosuckit account broke or something.

If he posts a link I suggest everyone check it out

California carp are over rated......pffft












20" Montana trout... yea baby

catch you a buncha them I hear tell ya' able ta can em up like them fancy sardines

Damn Geno... why don't you just say beetlejuice three times?

Are those guys from Chehalis?

We only eat fry bread at the pow wows and county fairs.

And other times too.

Pretty sure that’s Central Park.

May as well be. Lol.

New York is reverting back to 3rd world before our eyes....

Hey, Montana Fry Bread Girls are good people, friendly too, and they know handsome when they see it

Shade in the summer warm in the winter... Birdie you should have taken a squaw....

They was headed in the other direction, if I'd a already seen the legendary Hi-Line I woulda turned around.

There was a squaw waitress in a restaurant when I was out there that was smokin hot. Can't remember which town, maybe Polson or Hot Springs but do remember her quite well and she definitely wasn't fat.

Same thing with the girl behind the counter at the gas station in Browning.

beetlejuice

beetlejuice.



wait for it..........................














calling kingston!

World famous? boy, did Jim snooker you....

How come you didn't stop and see me?

Kingston gave up on us......

Jim?? It was Deflave, always going on about how tough ya had ta be to be up there, then when I got there I realized that thirty seven million Canadians think the Hi Line folks are all a bunch of weenies.

Flave is not to be trusted....

You should have visited in January

You suck a mean a$$.

Ummm, that’s a perch brother bri.. 😂😂

It was back in 1993.

Clown boy thinks he's being tough if he can change his panties all by himself.

I don't know what I would do if physically challenged, at age 60.

Been close to dead twice (lifetime lovely wife would say three times)........with most every bodily bone broken at least once. Still here, kicking more than most.

Is 60 the new 45?

You all know, 3 ounce gloves make it a sporting event........not a crime.

Just have to wait for the invitation.........camcorder and tripod in hand.

I have the time, and the resources.

I caught this catfish the other day....

Who dat?

A public service announcement from the Hi-Line. Am I the only one here who finds this hilarious?

Where is Salmonella?

He can't be working, if living so much better than everyone else.

Dogs lives matter....

Where is the almighty Salmonella?

He is sipping Chardonnay on the veranda with the beautiful people......

I am sipping Boones Farm on the redwood deck, outside the trailer with the polyester curtains........inform him, please.

Redwood deck eh........ you do realize redwood comes from Calif. ?
Thin ice .... you Iowans are kinda upity though....

please tell him no more physical threats.

I am done with this, changing out a stubborn John Deere mower deck.

I will pass your message along at the next wine tasting....

You are truly a class act.....

Thank you sir....
this thread will be discussed at great length over a nice bottle of Merlot

Even I know to keep away from the country club known as Ennis. The guys who built my log cabin have a yard in Whitehall and I once got lost and ended up in Ennis. It was like being a black guy showing up on the set of Get Out.

Not really Birdy…we have our urban, suburban, flyover country and are well aware of the differences.

What we are struggling with as a nation is that JimmyCon not only knows what a mochacchino is but can almost spell it too.

JK ya Jimmy…’Nucks love ya.

Hahaha!


I was going from memory off an episode of Friends I watched one time.....

You stupid dummy, it’s not only about locale, but sustainability, lifestyle etc. where I live is just icing on that cake..

Friends lives matter

Haha😂😂🤣

Where the country goes we all go. Our choice is freedom or communism.

I hope salmonella is eating his spinach he’s going to be whipping a lot of ass next couple days..

I bet he is.

I also bet he figures being paid to ride horses really isn't work.

Ya, they could develop emphysema thirty years down the line.

Literally couldn't give me a damned horse. No thanks.

Lmao... you dope... you couldnt be further from incorrect... this is what i do, and where i do it...

Plenty of cellular service in this area.. its all to do with frequencies.. Mt Weather isnt worried about your iphone lmao...

I thought you took dudes out on trail rides? Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what you stated before.

Don't be silly, he rode a pedal bike along the one main paved road and is an expert. Just like Bristoe coming out to Glacier on vacation 40 years ago is.

LMAO

Unnastan. Lots here feel thataway. I’m not one I’ve them. But, if ya like horses, it’d be good “work”.

Hell, I’d saddle up and ride with Sal.

Well hell, most of you old tards have never been here at all, yet you know more about my AO than I do.

LMFAO ! ! ! ! !

Judman can’t live in the country, he didn’t get that kind a f fat without a drive through close by!

You mean the rust belt town with no drugs or gang activity? The town you NEVER go to because you never leave the woods, yet know intimately?

That's the problem with braggarts, they always tell on themselves if you pay enough attention. Just feed the rope out slow and wait.

I grew up in this town and have lived here about 3/4 of my life. Yeah, I know a hell of alot more about it than your fat, mouthy ass. Oh, and I never said I never leave the woods or go to town you jackass. Never said there were no drugs either. Said there aren't any gangs in town and there haven't been in my lifetime. Get the shyt out of your ears mr. know it all. Or maybe lose some weight. Might be fat pluggin up your head by the looks of you.

Your wife and mom like us fat, ask em... 🤣

Dementia is a sad thing to see in folks. You can't keep your bullchit straight day to day, let alone over the years.

What town is it again?

Also, what month and year was it your gun was featured in that magazine?

I explained this all once already. Not doing it again because you're a goddam fat dummy.

Lets get real here, I rode a pedal bike eastbound on the shoulder the southern side of Rt 2, the official southern boundary of the Hi-Line. So technically I never set foot on the Hi-Line at all.



But I gotta tell ya, by the time I reached Jim's booming megopolis there weren't much of a shoulder to speak of at all, and this road sees a lot of traffic



.
..and this is supposed to be an integral part of a main cross-country bicycle route....


But anyways I did SEE the Hi-Line, right across the road to my left

...and I did ride a dirt road NEAR the Hi Line, but running south.... and I did stop to take this last photo of the Hi-Line in the distance, looking back along my own tracks...



Note how the rear wheel tracks more or less in a straight line, while the front goes from side to side with every pedal stroke, especially up an incline and especially in the dirt and especially on a 70lb bicycle. That's on 700x35 tires running about 70lbs of pressure


Meanwhile, ain't there just as many dirt roads up there across the Medicine Line, except colder?

You don't owe these dipshits a detailed explanation. You aren't under oath and they're not your judge and jury. You're too good to the ass holes.

Not referring to anyone here at all, including yourself, but I'm pretty sure Satan used to tell Jesus that quite often

We appreciate the comments from the janitorial committee, but could we please go back to work?

They live to call people incompetent, ignorant liars. A sad bunch of petty old fools.

Suggestions from the short bus are discarded without consideration.

I was seriously concerned about getting raped in Browning one time.

Sober.

Sturdy bitches, them Blackfoot squaws are.

Browning is a shiithole, too bad could be a cool place

Its tough living up there.

Indian romance can be quite assault-ey.

^^^^^^^ BigJim's quote of the day.

Jim,

you seem to be forgetting something about the T-man.

You can't rape the willing.

I've heard even sober he's a horndog.

The "under oath" part of your post says it all. Bullshitdter. At least you own it.

Ain't just Browning. Had the same experience at the Spike one time. That kinda trauma stays with a guy. Them Cree or whatever they were were probably going to eat me after riding me.

I was just up in Cut Bank last weekend seeing a gal pal. We snuck into east Glacier .They shut down alcohol sales on the Rez from Thursday to Monday . Lots of natives lpartying in Cut Bank due to no alcohol restrictions

Geno is wise. Just because I was concerned, doesn't mean I wasn't looking forward to it.

On a different note, I used to drive up to that country just to find some drunk injun that was willing to buy me beer. It was easier to drive the 150 miles from the Bitterroot and do that, vs find some dirt bag locally to do it.

Miss those days.

Man, that's a lot different than riding the bicycle a mile or so when 14 to ask the hobum if he'd get us some Colt 45 or a jug of Red Mountain if we paid for a bottle of Gallo White Port for him.

Satellite internet means you can get internet almost anywhere.

I expect it’s real easy for a drunk to freeze to death in Montana, might have taken me out had I lived up there in my youth.

I assume you weren't addressing me?

I know all about the Adirondacks...... I have been to the top of the mountain....
proof.....

Must be the Meth

Hmm.... the high peaks I recall had more trees. I mean there was like blackpoll warblers and boreal chickadees up there.

I do recall being blind drunk in Lake Placid and staggering outside to write my name in cursive in the snow. It was what guys did back then.

Obviously you were drunk while visiting the Adirondacks...... the only warblers & chickadees I saw while climbing the mighty Adirondacks were in the tavern......

No worries, lots of guys can’t read their ears in the woods.

I took my nephews up Mount Marcy ten years ago, and I got a pretty good picture somewhere of my two heelers on top of Whiteface Mt. In fact the last time I seen boreal chickadees was 40 years ago on top of Mt Marcy, the tallest peak. I love NY State, it’s beautiful. Just can’t live there is all.

Small town...everyone knew everyone.
No bums where I am from, but there were plenty of dirt bags. Trouble was, I didn't need people talking about what I was up to.

That, and I could hunt the entire way up there back in the glory 90's.
Can't quite do that now

You're a sorry, fat sack of shyt and a piss poor excuse for a man. Talk about a bullshitter. You might want to grow the fuuck up and start acting at least 12 instead of 5. You don't know what you're talking about ever. Completely useless and worthless, on top of immature, fat, and ugly as a hat full of ass holes. It's really a shame that you were somehow able to reproduce.

You mean to say you're not really sure ? I'd hope you'd be bright enough to know. You are kinda puny and old and sickly looking though so maybe that'd be expecting too much ?

We couldn't hunt around our place, even back in the 70's.

Well, maybe dickie birds out of the peach tree in my buddy's back yard.

I think I would have enjoyed growing up in your part of the world. Hunting on the way back might have been problematic though, to say the least.

If you didn't have any bums, did you at least have Colt 45, Schlitz Malt Liquor, Old English 800, or maybe some good MD 20-20 wine.
Hopefully you weren't going for the Keystone Ice.

Between Salmonella being whipped like a dog, BlackBeart living off stimulus money, and Birdfugker bicycling his life away, it's a wonder any of us other slobs achieve happiness.

Great thread!

LOL

BlackBeart,

It would be nice if every other day or so, you could thank us for that stimulus money you've been milking.

At least thank the working wives...

California proud.. and blue.. and purple.. and orange.. and yellow.

Take a break, killer.

Lol.

Have yerself another swig of chocolate-flavored coconut milk, then go check the grass again. Remember, the Lawn Police never sleep.

Tell me you tore up your stimulus check ? It would be nice if every day you'd thank those of us who've paid taxes over the years for your salary. It's pretty obvious from here that you don't deserve what you've been getting paid.

Oh great.....now every time I see a Birdy post.........Eddie Rabbit's Driving My Life Away will be playing on the internal radio.

If you were truly happy you wouldn't have the need to be on here at all hours every day insulting people. If you were earning your money you wouldn't have the time.

Too funny. Small details BGG. 100 acre trail rides ain’t cowboying ?! Maybe in Napa CA it is. Bet the branding iron never cools with all the cowboying they do. More like grooming horses and shoveling horse [bleep] for rich folks.

Blackheart you are a real piece of work..... how about you post a pic of something, hell anything. It would help paint a picture , back up what comes out of your mouth.
Instead you run your mouth and you leave us no choice but to paint a mental picture of Blackheart,
It's actually kinda fun, I picture a fat mouthy white trash hillbilly. Half your teeth are missing, your double wide has tires on the roof and pink flamingo's in the yard, maybe even a few yard gnomes.
Of course you have several junk cars.... for spare parts of course.
You are mad at the world because others seem to have and do so much and you can never travel more than 100 miles from home, car may not make it.... big scary world out there etc....
You claim to have built hi end custom 1911 yet I bet you can't afford to buy the guns you build..... oh that's right you are retired.... uh hu.... whatcha gonna do when the unemployment stimulus runs out?
Of course this is the internet and you can claim to be anything you want.... but don't expect us to believe it.....

Birdfugker,

Letting your once nice home turn into a dilapidated piece of schit isn’t supposed to be a source of “pride.”

You could have saved a lot of effort and just planted your flag in Ghana.

Lmao.

Keep milking those unemployment and stimulus checks for as long as you can.

Lazy fugkin’ bastard.

I bet it pays GREAT.

LOL

I have a feeling Ted, is that pard who got you into a ton of shît, good and bad. But, you always came through it with only a bruise, a sore dick, and a lifetime of memories hunting things in between.



😎

Project much ass hole ? None of what you said there is accurate. Who the fuuck do you think you are ? You don't mean shyt to me or anybody else. It's a good thing you live like a hermit out in the sticks. If you lived around people you'd get your puny, withered old ass kicked on a regular basis just for being such a pompous old ass hole. I will repeat. I have zero reason to lie or make up stories on here. I don't know you people and don't want to. I don't need or want anything from you. I'm not looking for friends or trying to mooch a hunt. I have plenty of both already. I come here for entertainment and to sometimes remind some of you self important dicks that you're not nearly the big deal you've built yourselves up to be in your twisted little minds.

The average home in Seattle on 1/4 acre costs the same as 3 sections in the town where I hunt 900 miles to the East.

I'm retired dufus. Now get to work you worthless ass hole.

I’m thinking pink flamingos in a yard could be a good target system for rim rigs...Kicking back in a stained, LZ Boy recliner, with a bunk bed mattress laying over a broken refrigerator on its side as a shooting rest, with a bottle of shine and a 6 pack of malt liquor for aiming fluid could be living.

Not suggesting Blacky the above is your shooting range....But, I’ve seen it done. LMAO.
😬😎.

My range is at the sportsmans club two miles down the road. I do have targets set up in the back yard and shoot here frequently. I keep my lawn very well manicured because I enjoy doing it. I don't have a single junked car on the property and never have. All my vehicles are paid for and so is everything else I own.

Blackheart just keep saying what you think, the 1st amendment gives you that right. It's not just for liberal as*hats. MB

Round of applause for Blackie - he paid for everything he owns. What a novel concept.

...With unemployment checks since March.

Looks like the point I was trying to make sailed right over your head... not surprised most things do.
You can be anyone , it's the internet after all.
If I didn't post picks of my sickly old ass as you say, I could drive a Ferrari, live in a mansion and travel the world hunting great trophies..... you can do the same.....without pic's
Credibility .... it's a thing

Nope, never posted any pics here or anywhere else. Never will either. I guess I could be anyone but ask yourself this genius. If I were going to make shyt up, why wouldn't I claim to have hunted the world for great trophies and drive a Ferrari ? What a dope. As per usual.

Well ass munch, is everything you own paid for ? How many here do you suppose can say that ? How many have no credit card debt ? How many do you think can say they've never bought anything on credit other than their home or homes ?

Uh, yeah. If its not paid for I don't own it. Haven't been lucky enough to use unemployment to make payments on any of it though, so you've got that one on me.

If you think never buying something using credit makes you a hero you're a bigger dumfugg than I thought.

Silly me, I just thought sharing something other than your mouth would make this sight more interesting...... a clue , nobody cares...... so carry on

Where did I say I thought I was a hero dumb fuuck ?

Children are fascinated by pictures. Me not so much.

And many adults are fascinated with philosophical thoughts..... something that is completely foreign to you... but tell us again how great you are and how stupid everyone else.... winnin... hahahha

You know you're really mean kid.

I'm going back to work.

LMFAO. Where does all that philosophical bloviating get you retards ?

Some people ponder things bigger than themselves........

See? All did is rag on you about your HOA there Mr Suburbs, and you get all spiteful. It’s about like with Bristoe, I bring up SNL’s funny Vermont-as-White Homeland skit and he busts out another Jigaboo video.

Our words reflect what’s in our hearts, which is why I find you to be fundamentally effeminate, about like a cranky Lesbian.

The house? 29 months and counting 🙂

What happens in 29 months? You light the match and go back to living in a mud hut? Or you fully embrace vagrancy?

Dude,

that's not a bad song to be reminded of, kind of catchy tune and lyrics.






But I wake up every morning to this spinning around in my head..................because it's the Truth!

I had one of them "pards".

Got into all sorts of good and bad things...............got out of them mostly too. Started in grade school with the nuns, continued until sometimes it was the popo.

One memorable time it involved a LOT of bruises.

Did a whole lot of fishing, but never got to hunt with him before he passed. One of those parts of a "ton of scheidt" he got into did him in finally.

God willing...

Out of debt and house paid off.

Already started paying on my next vehicle, meanwhile I’m gonna drive my two old Corollas till the wheels fall off, when the last one dies I’ll buy what’s prob’ly gonna be my last vehicle.

September will be four years living like this, still on track, racing the clock 😎

You make mud huts sound like a bad thing.

A good mud hut sheds water pretty well, and the material for roofing is abundant on savannah that grows tall elephant grass. What you do is leave about a foot between the top of the wall and the roof along both sides to allow for circulation of air, much as we used to do with tall windows that opened at the top here in the US before A/C.

Sweeping the area several times a day keeps the outside free of sheep, goat and chicken droppings too.

This is what dflave calls being pussy whipped like a dog...🤣


https://www.instagram.com/grizzskinner1/

Oh boy, more fish at arms length from you. Yuge!

Yeah...more 20" trout..

Maybe so. I'm not knocking it, I did it in several states to boot. But I also did the shoeing, doctoring, etc etc. Never called it "cowboying". Even when I was a hand, fencing and pushing stock some I didn't call it that. But then again, I wasn't a middle aged dude looking for cyber fellatio on the 'net either lolol. I have pics somewhere just for Blackheart to jerk off to if necessary.

Never did have a sore dick coming off the Blackfoot Nation that I remember, though I was bombed quite a few times
I was concerned about my ass virginity a few times though. Don't be seen after dark up there. You've been warned.

Speaking of 20 inch trout (besides my trouser trout)...a 20 inch golden trout still eludes me, much like that magical 200" typical net mule deer does.

I am giving it another shot this weekend. Maybe this will finally be my lucky break.

Here's a 15 inch golden at 11,000 feet last Saturday. I do love that high country. No drama queens are invited.

Letting a psychopath like dflave control the narrative is your first mistake.

Oh boy.


I'm actually going to let that float over the plate low and outside and go to bed.

Dandy Ted. High lakes are my favorite too. And ya, fuuck the drama queens!!😂

SWING, BATTER! SWING!!

Lol

If only I could live like the testosterone fueled monster that is The BirdFugker.

LOL

while i wouldn't live like the bird.....you have to admit he has done some stuff in his life ....he is stuck on himself and an attention whore...but he does garner some respect.......bob

He has accomplished much.

Especially when you consider that extra chromosome he has to carry around.

I think you meant to say that you will retire.

Right after the COVID scam dries up.

LOL

I love this thread. We have a bunch of mostly like-minded people trying to out-huckleberry one another and laying out our own sets of bona fides as to what qualifies one to be "one of us" in the us vs them battle. In doing so we are alienating those who would be "one of us" so that we can create an "us vs them, and them, and them, and them". It's a mindset people. I know plenty of "country boys" who have taken jobs and careers in non-country places and their mindsets and behaviors are such that, believe me, they are still country boys. However, I should call them up and tell them to GF themselves because of their choice of jobs and where they now live. That'll show'em.

lol.......glad to see you throw him a bone.....and not the kind that popped up in your mind......bob

I don't have any bona fides to list.

I just like making fun of retards.

A broke, smart assed rancher is one.

Interesting and for the most part I agree...... the problem arises when city people move to the country not the other way around.

Nobody likes a smart ass but everybody likes a little ass!

Huh.

Should have quoted it I guess.

Yes....those were the days.

See that? That was funny

That is simply awesome Tinman........
My run of the mill westslope cutt.... in fall spawning colors.... oops forgot B.H. thinks posting pic's is stupid.... oh well
Not quite up to Sal's 20" standard.....

I too love this thread.

Far as I’m concerned I don’t care about “country or urban bona fides” I just like calling bullshidt on busllshidters. Honesty used to count for something, I abhor twats that lie or stretch the truth, especially in arenas that I’m familiar with. If we can’t police our own and call out bullshidt is hen we see it what’s the point in even talking if we’re all going to nod our heads and smile and say “right on man! Badass!”

YMMV

CCI Mini-Mag 22 LR ammo is da-bomb.

100 yards.



SUCK IT BSA! Bahahaha.

😎

I like the Mini Mag Magnums......

I have a question. Do you cart a camera or phone with you everywhere you go ? I've hunted and fished with a lot of different people out here and never recall anyone bringing a camera along, including me. In more recent years I've had hunting partners take pics in the field with their phones {cuz lord knows you can't go anywhere without one of those these days} but years back the only game/fish pics that ever got taken were back at home/camp.

That's because your unemployed, broke dick ass can't afford a camera.

Or a phone.

Tinman is long arming it.......

I have both clown boy but never felt the need to carry them with me all the time. I guess if you're trying to be a bona fide, credible internet hero it's important. Now why the hell are you posting on here and not busy working you lazy worthless fuuck ?