Fuucked up right now?

With or without drinking 😂

Does Conrad have cell service?

Either or....


Weirdest I get is sober.

Just got home.

4 Buds is all I have on board right now.

Off to bed!

Biden

Loaded and moved a set of drills home from Chester today.

Fugging beat!

George Floyd.

He's still high on fentanyl and meth.

Just ate three microwaved Rocky Mountain hot dogs.


Mustard AND ketchup.


Hows that for fugged up!

About 1/4 bottle of highland park, 6 pack of PBR heavy’s, and some [bleep] called sky walker OG out of Tulsa. I’m probably in the running Sammo!

Wanda tbettt?

Are you still taking hydroxychloroquine?

Fricken aye!

Actsed wife

Re: u win

Those PBR extras I had last night were good.......and cheap...and higher test.

Is whose proper english?

lol

I feel like I should be getting more recognition right now

So much so, his grave is declared a SuperFund.

😎

2 muled sisters saraah

Jim, those will kill you for sure.

Family wanted ta cremate him.

So he could be snorted.

It's the way he would've wanted ta go.

Bitches never let anything end, do they?

Did you guys not read that I recently had a 6 pack of them?

Multiple (combined) agents.


Pasta and Diet Coke.

Everybody knows the alcohol content is less than mouthwash in Utah.

😬😎

I am glad no one was riding with me in the truck.

They sorta turned upside down in my guts.

Fair deal.

We were liberated last year. Can get the good stuff at the gas stations these days 😎

Is that a great porn movie title, or what?

A sixer of PBR Heavy tall boys is exponentially classier than a 12er of Natty Ice.

Neck and neck with the Ice House.

Slurpin' down Bud Lights.
(tequila and just had a smoke...)

Kneed the rain bad.

Jim, Ice house always gave me the farts, then tried to kill me the day after.

Sipping an Old Fashioned (#3) on the mountain 15 miles NE of Sandpoint. My dear wife of 33 years is grinning on the deck.

Samolson: Perhaps yourself?
I save my monies for guns, ammo, Hunting trips and outdoor gear - life is just to short to live by the credo "get drunk and be somebody" - that so many of you live by!
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

Carrot

Ed, enjoy.

I save my money for diesel fuel and cows.


Bet I could drink 10 beers and still be smarter than you.

Alcohol makes me buy more guns....😎

Ebonics Midterm on Monday?

Fruit or vegetable?

😎

I would like to lie and make up some big story about how wasted I am but I don't have the energy 'cause I'm wasted in the "tired" sense instead of the weed or alcohol sense. Hayed today. Didn't get her done before a little storm blew through. Spent a bunch of money on twine that seems to have went up $5 or $6 a box. Spent more money on wire for tomato cages. Mama made some meatloaf and mashed taters that were special though. Bud Select 55, a few PBR's and such in the fridge will prolly stay there. May go wild and drink a coke as opposed to snorting some later this eve.

Anyone like bagpipes when sober but find them annoying AF when drunk?

Just wondering

I chanlenge anyone here to a dual.


Starting with you Varmintgal.

Bring it...

“Why, I’ve not even begun to defile myself.” Tombstone, wasn’t it?

Yeah it was Val Kilmer trying to play a gay Doc Holliday.

Savres or COCK?

Now Cornpop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys.

I’m sure you need three people for a deal.

😎

I don't know what a Savres is. A cock is a boy chicken. Wait...didn't Savres play for the Peckers?

Its said to be bad form to duel with an unarmed man.

Thanks for the replies.


I see Varmint made a WISE decision to tuck tail and scurry off in the other direction.

You uptight fellows need this skywalker stuff.

Super stressed right now.

Dual, or no dual?

Watch out for VG, he can do a burnout in the snow.

I read about the coin shortage as well

That's the Viagra.

I working on minting my own coins outta dirt and baking soda.

😎

i win

Touché

Peace out.

Jim certainly would be the winner would he only have put some









Miracle Whip on them dogs.........................




then drank somma them White Claw goodies.

Fer now, I think travis is in the lead.

Holy hell...ketchup and mayo on a hot dog? I just puked and I haven't started drinking.

My wife probably does it that way. She puts mayo, mustard, and catsup on her egg sandwiches so why not on a hot dog.

I never eat hot dogs anymore. When I did, it was mustard and kraut..........maybe red onion if available.

Haha just rolled in brother Samuel!!!

had a case of bud light today, no buzz.

Can't blame that one on the tapeworm.

Lol.

This is prolly flying over most heads here

Most references are wasted on the septuagenarian crowd in these parts

🤣🤣🤣

Next time you should try beer.

#bellywash

I didn't have a drop yesterday.


Friday, however...uff da

TFF
😂😂😂

I just read through this thread and I'd like to know who hacked my account last night.

I hate them period.

Clark???

Dave???

lol, drink shiner bock also.

might go pick up a couple jars of shine today.

Lorena bobbits husband?

Leroy?

Hillary?

Bruce Jenner?

I'm no doctor but I think I might have part of your BP problem nailed down.

LOL

Up at four this AM and poured a Bloody Mary. It was good. Now sitting in the 5th Avenue Grill sipping another awaiting Salisbury steak and gravy.

lmao

FWIW the only time bagpipes are really tolerable is when Longshanks is having that traitor William Wallace castrated and drawn-and-quartered.

Impossible.....moon shine is an all natural product.

Bagpipes are like airport dogs, and Harley’s.

The people they’re affixed to assume we’re all impressed.

Does that mean I can eat all the salt I want also?

Says the man with the scooter.

I know got the lecture from the doc.

Ahhhh man...

Glad I don't have to work today.

Puzzy is a little sore.

That's the sign of a secure man.

I've heard a White Claw sitz bath would fix that Sam

Mine feels like this guy made a pass through last night:

DO you wear a pink shirt while riding it.

I've always hear a man that can wear a pink shirt is really secure in his manhood.

Maybe pink Bermuda shorts too?

Hahaha!

Sam,

Your backyard is way bigger than I remember.

(not a metaphor)

Sam, A farmin' song for you

lol




Geno, a classic for the ages!





I am now back at the shelter.

LUNKER rib eye on the counter assuming room temperature.

Wow, looks like a good cut --

and I guess the aftermath wasn't that bad, mmm?

I had a snort of huckleberry moonshine from the deep freeze yesterday afternoon and I swear it hit me within a minute. A little parched.

Dave, it is a nice stand, no weevils on that piece.

We've been blessed with 3" of rain in the last couple weeks. The hills are still green, really nice for mid July. Hope we catch another thunderstorm here in a week and our late seeded spring wheat might have it made.

Not to brag but the wheat looks really good. Of course it could burn out if the rain stops.........



Take it easy on that shine!