Farmers - 07/29/20
3 Hookers were standing around talking to each other and their experiences that day.
One said well I screwed a Cop today and it was so exciting,he had on his gun as we did it and it was the best sex I have ever had in my life.
The second one said Well I screwed a Fireman that had just risked his life saving a family from certain death in a burning home and it was so thrill screwing a man that had done that ,the best sex I ever had.
The third one said well I screwed a Farmer today
First he told me that it was too dry
Then he told me it was too wet
Then he wanted to negotiate on the price
Then after we negotiated the price He wanted a free cap !
Worst sex I ever had !
One said well I screwed a Cop today and it was so exciting,he had on his gun as we did it and it was the best sex I have ever had in my life.
The second one said Well I screwed a Fireman that had just risked his life saving a family from certain death in a burning home and it was so thrill screwing a man that had done that ,the best sex I ever had.
The third one said well I screwed a Farmer today
First he told me that it was too dry
Then he told me it was too wet
Then he wanted to negotiate on the price
Then after we negotiated the price He wanted a free cap !
Worst sex I ever had !