How many of you guys pee'ed on the electric fence when you were little kids? I did and still remember it. I was maybe 4 or 5.

Nope, been around em all of my life.

Knew what it felt like without shocking my pecker.

I've touched a few.

Nope. Didnt want to know what it felt like. I figured there were more pleasurable things, though possibly more dangerous.

Slow learner, huh?

NFW

pissing off the deck onto one of the barn cats eating dinner leftovers is more fun.

Gave me a good laugh.

Never off of the deck but have done this a time or two.

Never did that. Was probably in my 20’s first time I saw an e-fence.

Nope. I do remember being young and my brother & I use to throw hand fulls of corn on the outside of the fence to watch hogs get shocked trying to get it. Got our asses beat if I remember right.

Never pee-ed on one, but have felt the current a time or 3.

Saw dad’s bird dog do it. It didn’t look like something I wanted to try after that.

Nope, but I spit into the wind once

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What's next, did you ever smell your sister's underwear? (Before you ask, no sister).

Ran through one on a dirt bike in the late 70's in the dark. Dropped the bike and danced around until I got it grounded. Then I had to go to the owners house and tell him I boogered up his wire. He laughed, said come on and help me fix it. He was a motorcycle guy and allowed us to ride on his land if we didn't mess up the crops.
At least the cows didn't get out.

Worked around too many to be that dumb!

Hahaha.

My pecker...

Saw my little brother do it on a way to a fishing spot. The reaction was impressive. Didn't get much sympathy from dad and uncle.

no

Uh, front or back?

Pizzed on a spotted sandpiper nest full of eggs once.. Blended in with the gravel of the stream I was working on.

Looked a lot like this nest of killdeer eggs:



been shocked a coupla times with house current, never saw the need to pee on an E fence.

Actually I did try to split the stream on an electric fence wire one time. Never tried it twice!

Nope, never did! I may not be a smart guy, but......I’ve always figured that if I was “dared” to do something, that’s something I would avoid! I guess that I’ve be distrustful of mankind my entire life! memtb

Knew better. I bulls hit it and run.

Knew a guy that would pull the wire off a v8 ford hold it on one hand and let the sparks jump from his pecker to the fender. Same dude would lick a red hot stove pipe.
He didn't live to old age.

Are you kidding me? Rabbit hunting when I was a kid, my shotgun barrel came into contact with one. That was enough for me!

Same here, never peed on one.
But convinced my “city cousins” to try it