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Posted By: Jim_Conrad R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Well...I guess he couldn't swim after all.

Our friend and mentor, St. Flave has passed in the night.

No doubt from complications of drowning and Covid 19.



Please feel free to share any positive memories you might have....here, in this thread.



Thank you for your understanding.
Posted By: slumlord Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
He went back for the Big Green Egg.....last we seen of him



God bless him
Posted By: slumlord Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
They warned him not wear that propeller beanie out there in that storm
Posted By: Fubarski Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
No doubt from complications of Covid 19.


It's the way he would have wanted ta go.
Posted By: HuntnShoot Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Too bad he was so ghey. God obviously rejected him because of the ghey. I hope all that BBC was worth it.
Posted By: ribka Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by slumlord
He went back for the Big Green Egg.....last we seen of him



God bless him


Will the egg float in flood waters? Possible pFD?
Posted By: gonehuntin Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
“Well I feel I should say nonsense, good riddance to him, that freeloading bastard."
Posted By: slumlord Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by ribka
Originally Posted by slumlord
He went back for the Big Green Egg.....last we seen of him



God bless him


Will the egg float in flood waters? Possible pFD?


Doubtful


He could’ve chucked it in the pool to test for floatability in one of those drop tests, but we never heard about it. Lest I missed it.

I cant spell buoyancy, fouck it
Posted By: jackmountain Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Another flave thread......fireballz head gonna explode.
Posted By: AKA_Spook Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
are we all in this together ? er what ?
Posted By: BigDave39355 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Mebbe Flave was the guy that jumped on the front of the rig......

Can’t link the video
Posted By: wabigoon Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
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Posted By: windridge Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Posted By: Fubarski Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Is this the "official" deadflave thread?
Posted By: rosco1 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by wabigoon
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You were probably praying for rain, now look what you’ve done!
Posted By: smokepole Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by ribka
Originally Posted by slumlord
He went back for the Big Green Egg.....last we seen of him



God bless him


Will the egg float in flood waters? Possible pFD?


it will but you've gotta remember to close up the air vents. So it's doubtful he made it.
Posted By: Remsen Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Well...I guess he couldn't swim after all.

Our friend and mentor, St. Flave has passed in the night.

No doubt from complications of drowning and Covid 19.



Please feel free to share any positive memories you might have....here, in this thread.



Thank you for your understanding.





Posted By: AKA_Spook Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
my cock
Posted By: slumlord Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Laughing

Someone photoshop his pic on Kim Il Sung’s funeral Lincoln.
Posted By: 12344mag Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Roy be like.........

Posted By: sse Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
what is the meaning of this
Posted By: Slavek Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
He was smart because he did not work. God Bless Him.
Posted By: RemModel8 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by wabigoon
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I bet Jesus wouldn't approve.
Posted By: stxhunter Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Well...I guess he couldn't swim after all.

Our friend and mentor, St. Flave has passed in the night.

No doubt from complications of drowning and Covid 19.



Please feel free to share any positive memories you might have....here, in this thread.



Thank you for your understanding.



who were you speaking of?
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
He had a way with pillows. Or should I say His Way.
Posted By: kingston Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
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Posted By: cra1948 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
That looks like Bricktop in whiteface.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
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Posted By: xxclaro Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Well...I guess he couldn't swim after all.

Our friend and mentor, St. Flave has passed in the night.

No doubt from complications of drowning and Covid 19.



Please feel free to share any positive memories you might have....here, in this thread.



Thank you for your understanding.





Fine idea Jim, we should all say one good thing we remember about 'flave. I'll start.
Posted By: Salty303 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
flave ded?
Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by xxclaro
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Well...I guess he couldn't swim after all.

Our friend and mentor, St. Flave has passed in the night.

No doubt from complications of drowning and Covid 19.



Please feel free to share any positive memories you might have....here, in this thread.



Thank you for your understanding.





Fine idea Jim, we should all say one good thing we remember about 'flave. I'll start.


He loved cock more than anyone.
Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by Salty303
flave ded?


Looks like you get the Ruckus.
Posted By: jackmountain Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
How many sock puppets does renegade have?!
Posted By: jackmountain Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by kingston
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Is that John Burns?
Posted By: Salty303 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by supertfroclark
Originally Posted by Salty303
flave ded?


Looks like you get the Ruckus.


Sweet! cool
Posted By: pahick Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Hes still out there! Who else would do something like this?!?! Who else would go to these lengths to satisfy their urge for cock???

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Posted By: BigDave39355 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20



Found it.

Supposedly in Flo-ri-da.

That Flavious?
Posted By: Barkoff Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
DeFlave? Was he kicked off the board?
Posted By: Salty303 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
He must have got sucked in to the 300 mph vortex in an emulsion of rain, garbage, Covid 19 and iguanas, brutal.
Hope the Rukus is OK.
Posted By: kingston Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by kingston
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Is that John Burns?



TFF
Posted By: bucktail Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by Salty303
flave ded?

Said so himself.
Posted By: local_dirt Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Well...I guess he couldn't swim after all.

Our friend and mentor, St. Flave has passed in the night.

No doubt from complications of drowning and Covid 19.



Please feel free to share any positive memories you might have....here, in this thread.



Thank you for your understanding.








Tree limb through the aorta.

Covid.

He Dade.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Flave was one of my all time favorite people.

I wish he was not dead.



Dave
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by wabigoon
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You know, for a Bible thumper, you sure are an ass hole.

LOL
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by Fireball2
He had a way with pillows. Or should I say His Way.


Fireballz,

He saved all of your late night PM’s.

LOL
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by kingston
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I hope Kamo is not offended by this.
Posted By: local_dirt Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Fireball2
He had a way with pillows. Or should I say His Way.


Fireballz,

He saved all of your late night PM’s.

LOL





Fireballz gonna miss da Flave.

No more virtual support hugs.
Posted By: NVhntr Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by wabigoon
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Funny, I can think of someone in Iowa that would apply to.
Butthurt?
Posted By: Hotrod_Lincoln Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Looks like the puppeteer just switched hands.
Posted By: NVhntr Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
At least he died in the middle of a big blow; went out happy.
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
I remember like it was just 10 years ago, the first time he told me GFY... Covid causes global warming and hurricanes and stuff. Has anyone called dibs on the 390 Duke? I'll take it.
Posted By: rem141r Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
i think they're still hauling the corpse formally known as john lewis all over the south for the boohoo tour. maybe he can get in on that action. casket hauled in a toyota pickup driven some of his closest campfire friends.
Posted By: OldmanoftheSea Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
At we sure that the 17yo kid from Florida didn't hack his account.
You know the one that got zero.
Posted By: Salty303 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by rem141r
i think they're still hauling the corpse formally known as john lewis all over the south for the boohoo tour. maybe he can get in on that action. casket hauled in a toyota pickup driven some of his closest campfire friends.


I can see it now, flave packed in ice in the bed of an 85 single cab 4x4 and 4 dozen bud stuffed in all around him on his farewell tour. We'll need a driver..
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Designated. I'm in.
Posted By: Salty303 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Fuggn eh a professional driver to boot cool Gunna take a lot of ice. A tarp might be a good plan, fool the buzzards a little longer..
Posted By: Fubarski Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Shotgun.

But, I'm drinkin the brews.
Posted By: Springcove Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Damn. The China flu got him... R.I.P. Flave
Posted By: WayneShaw Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
We had hope for a while....
Posted By: Salty303 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Ordinarily you'd want to start with areas where flave had the most friends. But in his case I think it'd be more fitting to parade him around in areas he insulted the most. I can see starting west to Texas, California, hell it'd take a week to parade him around Oregon properly. Its what he would have wanted.
Posted By: tikkanut Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20

my neighbor girls express their deepest sympathy

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Posted By: RiverRider Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
I see no reason for the fun to end. We could do a "Weekend at Flave's." I know he'd be all in.
Posted By: gonehuntin Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
Originally Posted by Salty303
Ordinarily you'd want to start with areas where flave had the most friends. But in his case I think it'd be more fitting to parade him around in areas he insulted the most. I can see starting west to Texas, California, hell it'd take a week to parade him around Oregon properly. Its what he would have wanted.


When his carcass comes through Texas I'll put one of those JR Ewing bolo ties on him - he'd appreciate the Texas bling factor!!
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/02/20
I told him being black and water don’t mix...His last words to me were, “GFY Beave, I can walk on water”

So sad!

😢😎
Posted By: Salty303 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by gonehuntin
Originally Posted by Salty303
Ordinarily you'd want to start with areas where flave had the most friends. But in his case I think it'd be more fitting to parade him around in areas he insulted the most. I can see starting west to Texas, California, hell it'd take a week to parade him around Oregon properly. Its what he would have wanted.


When his carcass comes through Texas I'll put one of those JR Ewing bolo ties on him - he'd appreciate the Texas bling factor!!


That would be so cool
Posted By: RS308MX Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
He will probably turn up in Montana. With Toto.
Posted By: CashisKing Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
When is the wake... who is bringing chips and beer?
Posted By: gonehuntin Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by CashisKing
When is the wake... who is bringing chips and beer?


Since the Tacoma bed will be iced down, I suggest dumping a bunch of Fort Worth brewed Miller beer in it. Bottles only, this is a formal occasion.
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
'flave with Roy now.

...uhhh, Roy Clark not Fireball.
Posted By: CashisKing Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by gonehuntin
Originally Posted by CashisKing
When is the wake... who is bringing chips and beer?


Since the Tacoma bed will be iced down, I suggest dumping a bunch of Fort Worth brewed Miller beer in it. Bottles only, this is a formal occasion.


Formal Occasion... damn, I don't do masks.
Posted By: jmdriver Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by wabigoon
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You know, for a Bible thumper, you sure are an ass hole.

LOL


I’ve always been told the Bible thumpers are the ones you have to watch out for.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Well...I guess he couldn't swim after all.

Our friend and mentor, St. Flave has passed in the night.

No doubt from complications of drowning and Covid 19.



Please feel free to share any positive memories you might have....here, in this thread.



Thank you for your understanding.





Where do guys put their negative memories. Just askin fer a friend. smile
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by wabigoon
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My 'ol lady already has my casket like that ordered, but it's not got a hole for my head, it's got a hole for my cock to stick out instead.
Posted By: RiverRider Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Originally Posted by wabigoon
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My 'ol lady already has my casket like that ordered, but it's not got a hole for my head, it's got a hole for my cock to stick out instead.



That's so awkward. I've already arranged for two separate coffins.
Posted By: Fubarski Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Originally Posted by wabigoon
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My 'ol lady already has my casket like that ordered, but it's not got a hole for my head, it's got a hole for my cock to stick out instead.


Shouldn't take long, ta drill a 3/8" hole.
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Originally Posted by wabigoon
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My 'ol lady already has my casket like that ordered, but it's not got a hole for my head, it's got a hole for my cock to stick out instead.


Shouldn't take long, ta drill a 3/8" hole.
Didn't, but they tole me they had to keep drillin' 'til they got to two inches. Best to do a little at a time. Two inch circumfrence and then will stick out about a foot. I told the wife to wrap it with red ribbon so it would look like one of them huge candy canes that they use for a table decoration, only longer. You can come and pay your respects if you outlast me.
Posted By: kingston Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx

Where do guys put their negative memories.


You stuff them way deep down inside— in your secret place that you never let anyone see.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
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Posted By: Fubarski Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Two inch circumfrence


The gift, that keeps on givin.
Posted By: RiverRider Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
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Damn. So sorry this has happened to you. Life is not fair to begin with. Death is an absolute bitch.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
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Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
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Posted By: jackmountain Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by kingston
Originally Posted by jaguartx

Where do guys put their negative memories.


You stuff them way deep down inside— in your secret place that you never let anyone see.


That doesn't mean what you think it means Jag, so
don't try it, proctologists don't have Sunday hours.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by kingston
Originally Posted by jaguartx

Where do guys put their negative memories.


You stuff them way deep down inside— in your secret place that you never let anyone see.


That doesn't mean what you think it means Jag, so
don't try it, proctologists don't have Sunday hours.



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Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by kingston
Originally Posted by jaguartx

Where do guys put their negative memories.


You stuff them way deep down inside— in your secret place that you never let anyone see.


That doesn't mean what you think it means Jag, so
don't try it, proctologists don't have Sunday hours.



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Prison wallet.




Anyway.....I just cant believe he is really.....finally gone.


Cut down in his.............Golden Years.

I hear his wife is in mourning......in Vegas.


Thats what he would have wanted.
Posted By: jackmountain Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
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Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad





Anyway.....I just cant believe he is really.....finally gone.


Cut down in his.............Golden Years.

I hear his wife is in mourning......in Vegas.


Thats what he would have wanted.







I considered him a friend but to be honest, I don't think anybody cares that he's dead.

Bit of an [bleep]. Frankly.



Clark
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad


I hear his wife is in mourning......in Vegas.


Thats what he would have wanted.



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Posted By: tikkanut Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
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you sic phouc
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by tikkanut
Originally Posted by deflave
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you sic phouc


No respect for the dead I guess.
Posted By: TimberRunner Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by tikkanut

my neighbor girls express their deepest sympathy

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This chick with the John deere. You post her damn near every day. Please stop.
Posted By: rosco1 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Logcutter is going to be pissed . Poor guy has been trying to limp his ‘78 ford courier across the country since March just to rassle flave .
Posted By: Mr_Harry Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHf1kGvOfcc
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by rosco1
Logcutter is going to be pissed . Poor guy has been trying to limp his ‘78 ford courier across the country since March just to rassle flave .


The problem with that plan is that he'd have to pay for the gas that went into the Ferd.
Posted By: rosco1 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by rosco1
Logcutter is going to be pissed . Poor guy has been trying to limp his ‘78 ford courier across the country since March just to rassle flave .


The problem with that plan is that he'd have to pay for the gas that went into the Ferd.




He’s been cutting and selling firewood along the way, been a slow go. I hear Missouri was especially tough when he ran out of potted meat and crackers, nearly starved because he couldn’t chew the tough local grub.
Posted By: CashisKing Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
You guys are awful cavalier about D' being saved...

What about the rest of us?

The Carolinas are about to get spanked like a cocktail waitress serving grog to pirates.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by rosco1


He’s been cutting and selling firewood along the way, been a slow go. I hear Missouri was especially tough when he ran out of potted meat and crackers, nearly starved because he couldn’t chew the tough local grub.


Cutting and selling wood that you don't own seems like a sound plan.

For a 12 year old.
Posted By: Old_Toot Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by TimberRunner
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my neighbor girls express their deepest sympathy

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This chick with the John deere. You post her damn near every day. Please stop. [/quote

Tikka doesn’t have any men pics.

Sorry.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by CashisKing
You guys are awful cavalier about D' being saved...

What about the rest of us?

The Carolinas are about to get spanked like a cocktail waitress serving grog to pirates.


Cash,

'flave prayed, and prayed, and prayed that The Corona and hurricanes would kill everybody.

His dying instead was the next best thing.



Dave
Posted By: BobBrown Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Originally Posted by TimberRunner
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my neighbor girls express their deepest sympathy

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This chick with the John deere. You post her damn near every day. Please stop. [/quote

Tikka doesn’t have any men pics.

Sorry.

I would lick the butt crack of the one on top
Posted By: Salty303 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Boomer getting the Rukus shipped up here is looking like a huge schit show right now with the Rona and all... could you throw it on the truck for me when you pick up flave and start the procession? TIA got a 12 pack with your name on it bro. Should be able to squeeze flave and the bike back there. He'd have liked that, last ride kind of thing..
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Running on empty.....
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by BobBrown

I would lick the butt crack of the one on top


Check out Capt. Choosy....
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Running on empty.....


Try working
Posted By: CashisKing Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by CashisKing
You guys are awful cavalier about D' being saved...

What about the rest of us?

The Carolinas are about to get spanked like a cocktail waitress serving grog to pirates.


Cash,

'flave prayed, and prayed, and prayed that The Corona and hurricanes would kill everybody.

His dying instead was the next best thing.



Dave


Not funny... the fear is real.

CNN radar is showing green and dark green as imminent.

There could other deaths... and to boot the dog chewed up my mask.

#RealFear
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Salty303
Boomer getting the Rukus shipped up here is looking like a huge schit show right now with the Rona and all... could you throw it on the truck for me when you pick up flave and start the procession? TIA got a 12 pack with your name on it bro. Should be able to squeeze flave and the bike back there. He'd have liked that, last ride kind of thing..


I feel like nobody cares about 'flave's death at all.



Clark
Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
It's as if a part of me died.
Posted By: Remsen Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
If Flave is dead, can I take over his name?
Posted By: Salty303 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Remsen
If Flave is dead, can I take over his name?



Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Salty303
Boomer getting the Rukus shipped up here is looking like a huge schit show right now with the Rona and all... could you throw it on the truck for me when you pick up flave and start the procession? TIA got a 12 pack with your name on it bro. Should be able to squeeze flave and the bike back there. He'd have liked that, last ride kind of thing..


I feel like nobody cares about 'flave's death at all.



Clark



I think you're over reacting
Posted By: jackmountain Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by CashisKing
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by CashisKing
You guys are awful cavalier about D' being saved...

What about the rest of us?

The Carolinas are about to get spanked like a cocktail waitress serving grog to pirates.


Cash,

'flave prayed, and prayed, and prayed that The Corona and hurricanes would kill everybody.

His dying instead was the next best thing.



Dave


Not funny... the fear is real.

CNN radar is showing green and dark green as imminent.

There could be other deaths... and to boot the dog chewed up my mask.

#RealFear

Looks like this fugger could be bearing down on Richmond. They're talking 35 mph sustained winds. 35MPH SUSTAINED! This is no fuggin joke. We're 60 miles west of Richmond so we could still see at minimum, 15mph winds and "possibly" some rain.
Told the old lady to hit could Costco in the AM and buy every case of water on the shelf. I'm filling gas cans and making sure the generator is ready.
This storm season is turning into a sumbitch.

Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Remsen
If Flave is dead, can I take over his name?


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Posted By: Salty303 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by CashisKing
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by CashisKing
You guys are awful cavalier about D' being saved...

What about the rest of us?

The Carolinas are about to get spanked like a cocktail waitress serving grog to pirates.


Cash,

'flave prayed, and prayed, and prayed that The Corona and hurricanes would kill everybody.

His dying instead was the next best thing.



Dave


Not funny... the fear is real.

CNN radar is showing green and dark green as imminent.

There could be other deaths... and to boot the dog chewed up my mask.

#RealFear

Looks like this fugger could be bearing down on Richmond. They're talking 35 mph sustained winds. 35MPH SUSTAINED! This is no fuggin joke. We're 60 miles west of Richmond so we could still see at minimum, 15mph winds and "possibly" some rain.
Told the old lady to hit could Costco in the AM and buy every case of water on the shelf. I'm filling gas cans and making sure the generator is ready.
This storm season is turning into a sumbitch.



Hang tough jack. Hoping you'll be all right but if it starts raining iguanas take cover pronto
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
If 'flave could have one more day he'd probably spend it apologizing.
Posted By: Salty303 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
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Posted By: CashisKing Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
"NEVER APOLOGIZE"... Josef Mengele
Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
If 'flave could have one more day he'd probably spend it apologizing.


Beauty never needs to say I'm sorry.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by CashisKing
"NEVER APOLOGIZE"... Josef Mengele


His words hurt a lot of women.

And he felt bad about it.
Posted By: xxclaro Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Salty303
Boomer getting the Rukus shipped up here is looking like a huge schit show right now with the Rona and all... could you throw it on the truck for me when you pick up flave and start the procession? TIA got a 12 pack with your name on it bro. Should be able to squeeze flave and the bike back there. He'd have liked that, last ride kind of thing..


I feel like nobody cares about 'flave's death at all.



Clark


Frankly, I'm glad he's dead! Big headed dog hater that he was, always slinging insults at us Canadians who never did no wrong. Just a mean guy all around, he was. I saw, with my own two eyes no less, this Deflave character insult men online so harshly and so vigorously that they went completely insane, some run off never to be heard from again....grown azz men, I tell ya! Unbelievable. Yep, for the best that he's dead, I say. Gonna be sunshine and roses all the days of our lives from here on out.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by xxclaro


Frankly, I'm glad he's dead! Big headed dog hater that he was, always slinging insults at us Canadians who never did no wrong. Just a mean guy all around, he was. I saw, with my own two eyes no less, this Deflave character insult men online so harshly and so vigorously that they went completely insane, some run off never to be heard from again....grown azz men, I tell ya! Unbelievable. Yep, for the best that he's dead, I say. Gonna be sunshine and roses all the days of our lives from here on out.


When you put it like that, I'm glad he's dead.
Posted By: Old_Toot Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by Old_Toot
Originally Posted by TimberRunner
[quote=tikkanut]
my neighbor girls express their deepest sympathy

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This chick with the John deere. You post her damn near every day. Please stop. [/quote

Tikka doesn’t have any men pics.

Sorry.

I would lick the butt crack of the one on top


There’s a reason for why you’re known as browneyebob.
Posted By: NVhntr Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
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Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
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Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
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Posted By: duck911 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
The number of flave rub-him-raw, circle jerk threads the last few days is amazing. He has started his own.... His lovers have started theirs..... WOW!

Pricks admiring pricks.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Hahaha!

You cant help it, can you.

Go back to your needlepoint.
Posted By: duck911 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Hahaha!

You cant help it, can you.

Go back to your needlepoint.


Actually, I am taking a break from reloading.

But you love you some flave. That speaks VOLUMES.
Posted By: NVhntr Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
For the Duck
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Yes it does. It says that I am not a thin hided woman like yourself.


Put down the dessert coffee and grab a beer.

Maybe there is still time for you....but I doubt it.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by NVhntr
For the Duck




No schit eh?
Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
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Posted By: Dave_Skinner Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
I thought RIP meant Rant In Perpetuity.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
I'm telling you.

It weren't no hurricane what got the 'flavester.

It were ......................COMORBIDITIES.

They gonna get the rest a y'all one day too.

That breathin' in an out, alla that eatin' an excrementin'..............Not good fer a person........................



Leads to death I tells ya...........Sure as The Corona..................leads ta death.
Posted By: NVhntr Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
It was an asymptomatic hurricane death.
Posted By: duck911 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Top 5 Flave responses to serious questions:

1) COCK
2) F A G G O T!
3) Your Eat Dick
4) LOL. [bleep]!
5) GFY

Knock yourselves out, dumbasses.
Posted By: RUM7 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
#4, #5
Posted By: kamo_gari Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by kingston
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I hope Kamo is not offended by this.

Well now that the ghost of Flave-A-Flav mentions it, I, along with like more of my yellow ancestors than you could cipher with an abacus were in fact deeply offended. Not for naught but my great granpa Tricky Panda Who Much Fond Drinkee asks via netherworld why you no have iguana hat or crooked toothees. Most susplicious rumor deathy....
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
I like the sound of this Great Grandpa Drinkee person.
Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by kamo_gari
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by kingston
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I hope Kamo is not offended by this.

Well now that the ghost of Flave-A-Flav mentions it, I, along with like more of my yellow ancestors than you could cipher with an abacus were in fact deeply offended. Not for naught but my great granpa Tricky Panda Who Much Fond Drinkee asks via netherworld why you no have iguana hat or crooked toothees. Most susplicious rumor deathy....


Some men would kill for that much hair.
Posted By: local_dirt Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by duck911
The number of flave rub-him-raw, circle jerk threads the last few days is amazing. He has started his own.... His lovers have started theirs..... WOW!

Pricks admiring pricks.





How's that monkey ass doin'?
Posted By: NVhntr Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by duck911
Top 5 Flave responses to serious questions:

1) COCK
2) F A G G O T!
3) Your Eat Dick
4) LOL. [bleep]!
5) GFY

Knock yourselves out, dumbasses.



Keep it up Duck, you seem to be winning hearts and minds.
Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
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Posted By: Salty303 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Poor duck musta got stuffed in his locker a lot growing up
Posted By: xxclaro Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by duck911
Top 5 Flave responses to serious questions:

1) COCK
2) F A G G O T!
3) Your Eat Dick
4) LOL. [bleep]!
5) GFY

Knock yourselves out, dumbasses.



Come on man, relax and try to develop a sense of humor, life will be much better for you.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by xxclaro
Originally Posted by duck911
Top 5 Flave responses to serious questions:

1) COCK
2) F A G G O T!
3) Your Eat Dick
4) LOL. [bleep]!
5) GFY

Knock yourselves out, dumbasses.



Come on man, relax and try to develop a sense of humor, life will be much better for you.


Ditto.

This place is anything but serious.

You want serious, try some of the fora lower on the list.
Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Just roll with it.

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Posted By: kamo_gari Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by supertfroclark
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Hey seriously dude ease up with the phony lacisst images. That clearly ain't no kin to me... Fuggin rookie imposter hadn't even shyt his slope-bear self afore keeling over. Obviou Chinee fraudee.
Posted By: NVhntr Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Back to gweat gwandpa dwinkee getting bwackout panda dwunkee

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Posted By: JLimbo Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by kingston
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Is that John Burns?


Nah. Flave with hair. Hair not Cutler hair.
Posted By: kamo_gari Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Pawpapapapa? Is that... wait a secee still no poop mistakey drinkee fun timee. Stoppee panda lies.
Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
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Posted By: Valsdad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Onery eat bamboo.

Awrays have poopy bottom
Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
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Posted By: Beaver10 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Apparently, The Lord didn’t forget the meanness Flave showed to all dogs.

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😎

Posted By: DMc Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
I for one am tearing my clothes and smearing my face with ash! Horrific news!
Posted By: Idaho_Shooter Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by NVhntr
For the Duck


Damn, now I remember why I was crushin on that woman back in the day.

Prettiest eyes on the planet.
Posted By: jackmountain Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by duck911
The number of flave rub-him-raw, circle jerk threads the last few days is amazing. He has started his own.... His lovers have started theirs..... WOW!

Pricks admiring pricks.



PM fireballz. You two can cry on each other's shoulders and share Intel on where Flave's kids go to school (pre quarantine of course)
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
The Lord then reincarnated Flave into a dog named Roy.

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😎
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Salty303
Originally Posted by Remsen
If Flave is dead, can I take over his name?



Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Salty303
Boomer getting the Rukus shipped up here is looking like a huge schit show right now with the Rona and all... could you throw it on the truck for me when you pick up flave and start the procession? TIA got a 12 pack with your name on it bro. Should be able to squeeze flave and the bike back there. He'd have liked that, last ride kind of thing..


I feel like nobody cares about 'flave's death at all.



Clark



I think you're over reacting

Whoaaaa, I forgot about him.... Uhh, I mean I uhh, had the virus... Ok now. Yah, get Rukus....Check. Headed south little pickup, no AC, brilliant. Watching for farm girls to uhhh, hmmm.yahhhh, ohhh, yes..... Phucqking pandas! The pussy of the bear world.
Posted By: CashisKing Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by duck911
The number of flave rub-him-raw, circle jerk threads the last few days is amazing. He has started his own.... His lovers have started theirs..... WOW!

Pricks admiring pricks.



Dumbfucks admire dumbducks too... don't covet .
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by duck911
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Hahaha!

You cant help it, can you.

Go back to your needlepoint.


Actually, I am taking a break from reloading.

But you love you some flave. That speaks VOLUMES.


Taking a break from reloading?

Cardio need some work there Duck?
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
For the record I have no affiliation with whoever that panda posting fugk tard is.
Posted By: irfubar Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Sad news..... frown well since the ruckus is already spoken for I would like the map to Shrap's dogtown...... RIP you dog hating fuhck..... smile
Posted By: Beoceorl Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
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Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
I'm trying to figure out how I can bring myself back to life.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Still dead I see.

Boomer, toss that Egg deal in the truck with the Ruckus. I need a trip to ol' Montanee , give me a good reason to drive up that way this fall. Assuming I live through The Corona. It's here now, might be raging through town like a wildfire. Hope to not have to go over that way. Maybe get the wife to pic up my script at the druggist.
Posted By: Raeford Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
I'm trying to figure out how I can bring myself back to life.


Well I for one will miss you and wish only the best for you in your new place.
Posted By: irfubar Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Beoceorl
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Ok you guys need to stop this sort of behavior...... this is serious business , show some respect... damn heathens
Besides it offends Dumbduck of death 911.... wink

Roy... your turn at bat.....
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
The Duck was VERY upset to see people joking around.

VERY VERY upset.

LOL
Posted By: Remsen Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
I'm trying to figure out how I can bring myself back to life.


I've seen evidence that this works, but only once... first, you're going to have to piss off the joos and some people in Rome. Then, get yourself two pieces of wood and a crown of thorns. You'll also need someone who can work a hammer. Plus a cave with a really big rock. The rest is pretty easy.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Beoceorl
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Remembering the good old days.
Posted By: Miss_Lynn Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Beoceorl
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American youth, as they frolic in the streets, it speaks volumes.

Lynn
Posted By: jaguartx Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by Remsen
If Flave is dead, can I take over his name?

Which one?
Posted By: smokepole Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
I'm trying to figure out how I can bring myself back to life.


If those two gals of Beoceori's can't do it, you're too far gone.
Posted By: wabigoon Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
take away all the steelhead, and flave threads, and this place would be like Swiss cheese with out the cheese.
Posted By: lvmiker Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Now there is one less Dog Pecker Gnat to pollute this sacred ground! I may be a cynic but I don't think the duck is mourning as much as youse guys. He gets it.


mike r
Posted By: trplem Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
For the misbegotten spawn of a crack-addled congenital idiot and a Tijuana donkey, he was an occasionally lucid fellow.
Posted By: Old Ornery Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Maybe Bigstick can fill in for Flave, until Flave rises again!😁
Posted By: Remington6MM Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Will be reading of his Will?

I'm sure I will be in it.
Posted By: lvmiker Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by trplem
For the misbegotten spawn of a crack-addled congenital idiot and a Tijuana donkey, he was an occasionally lucid fellow.



Nice talk, You add great value to a fun thread.

#anonymitybreedscourage


mike r
Posted By: RiverRider Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
I'm trying to figure out how I can bring myself back to life.



Until you do, is there anything you need?
Posted By: Old Ornery Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
I'm trying to figure out how I can bring myself back to life.



I’ll get a horny sex donkey for you at your wake. 💋. Male or female?
Posted By: logcutter Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
The puppy beater is dead...Carma for sure..

Lol
Posted By: Fubarski Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by RiverRider
Originally Posted by deflave
I'm trying to figure out how I can bring myself back to life.



Until you do, is there anything you need?


No.

He's asymptomatic.

But, he can still make other people dead.
Posted By: jackmountain Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
He never beat a puppy, that was that [bleep] Dave.
Clark and Dave should both get tested. I'm betting they both caught the 'vid from Flave. The prick always refused to wear a mask and social distance. So selfish....
Posted By: renegade50 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Can someone give the Cliff notes version of all this???

Lol!!!
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by renegade50
Can someone give the Cliff notes version of all this???

Lol!!!



We all met your mom.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by wabigoon
take away all the steelhead, and flave threads, and this place would be like Swiss cheese with out the cheese.


I guess you turned the ignore feature off.

Again.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by trplem
For the misbegotten spawn of a crack-addled congenital idiot and a Tijuana donkey, he was an occasionally lucid fellow.


Leave your husband out of this.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by logcutter
The puppy beater is dead...Carma for sure..

Lol


Logcutter,

Kicking you in the dick does not make me a "puppy beater."
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by supertfroclark
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AUTISTIC PANDA???

😎

Posted By: Fubarski Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by renegade50
Can someone give the Cliff notes version of all this???

Lol!!!


A tropicbull storm named Isaiah

Took out the 'fire's dog gnat/playa

Tho his fam hadn't axed it

They twerked on his casket

And there's never been anything gayer
Posted By: kingston Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Where's irfubar?

Wabi please start a thread.

If anyone can find out if he's ok, it's you.
Posted By: UncleAlps Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
I'm very sorry to hear of this. It reminds me of my dear friend the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Here's the obituary from his memorial service:

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.

He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Has anyone written a fitting memorial for your dear friend Deflave?
Posted By: logcutter Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by wabigoon
take away all the steelhead, and flave threads, and this place would be like Swiss cheese with out the cheese.


I guess you turned the ignore feature off.

Again.





I planned on playing and why I posted but Fedex showed up with two 100 watt solar panels and a Lithium battery...

So,Logcutter can't play today...He's learn'n stuff..

LOL
Posted By: logcutter Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
OOPs..Wrong quote..
Posted By: MadMooner Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
To the Forum,

Hello. My name is Tom. I am a longtime down the street neighbor, a longtime close personal friend and was one of his shooting and hunting buddies.

It is with extreme sadness and difficulty tonight, that I report to this forum, that John Clarke (Big Squeeze Deflave) passed away late this morning Oct 9 at approximately 11am PDT. He was 59 years of age.

Yesterday, he and I had gone to the range. On the way home I invited him over to have dinner with me and my wife. Just before we had finished dinner at about 7:30pm, all of a sudden he began to complain of extreme pain to his head. He soon collapsed and lost total consciousness.

Paramedics were called right away and within a few minutes they arrived. Upon leaving for the hospital he still had a pulse. The wife and I were at the hospital all into the night and well into this morning. At about 11:05 this morning the terrible news had come. The doctors said that he never regained consciousness and died at about 11am.

This is an absolute shock. At 6'3" 235-240 lbs, John Clarke had great physical strength, was fit, ate healthy and didn`t even look his age at all. I told the doctor that he never complained of any head issues. Until the autopsy results are final, it appears to the doctors that a major brain anuryism COVID of some kind had occurred.

I did tell the doctor that he had been in martial arts since a youngster, taught martial arts for years and taught even up to this day. Could that have caused this I asked. I never saw any trauma to his head in all the years I`ve known him. The doctors said that the autopsy will have the final say and that it was too soon to speculate.

His daughter whom I know and contacted last night along with his sister, brother in law and a niece were at his bedside.

His daughter asked me if I would make all the computer contacts necessary and gave to me his password if I needed it. John CLARKE logged onto this Fire forum many times while I was over at his house which allowed me to log on and report this terrible news.

He is survived by his daughter (13) who ironically is expecting in late Nov near his birthday. A grandchild he will never see. He is also survived by an older sister, a brother in law, 2 nephews, a niece, and by many many friends.

Funeral arrangements are pending. His daughter mentioned that he will be buried next to his son, whom I knew well who died in Sept 2005. Even more ironic, his late son`s birthdate was on Oct 9.

After the funeral and the final autopsy results are in, I will log in on a later date and inform everyone about the details.

Thank you,
Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/03/20
Originally Posted by deflave
For the record I have no affiliation with whoever that panda posting fugk tard is.


You lying kgunt.
Posted By: CashisKing Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Originally Posted by MadMooner
To the Forum,

Hello. My name is Tom. I am a longtime down the street neighbor, a longtime close personal friend and was one of his shooting and hunting buddies.

It is with extreme sadness and difficulty tonight, that I report to this forum, that John Clarke (Big Squeeze Deflave) passed away late this morning Oct 9 at approximately 11am PDT. He was 59 years of age.

Yesterday, he and I had gone to the range. On the way home I invited him over to have dinner with me and my wife. Just before we had finished dinner at about 7:30pm, all of a sudden he began to complain of extreme pain to his head. He soon collapsed and lost total consciousness.

Paramedics were called right away and within a few minutes they arrived. Upon leaving for the hospital he still had a pulse. The wife and I were at the hospital all into the night and well into this morning. At about 11:05 this morning the terrible news had come. The doctors said that he never regained consciousness and died at about 11am.

This is an absolute shock. At 6'3" 235-240 lbs, John Clarke had great physical strength, was fit, ate healthy and didn`t even look his age at all. I told the doctor that he never complained of any head issues. Until the autopsy results are final, it appears to the doctors that a major brain anuryism COVID of some kind had occurred.

I did tell the doctor that he had been in martial arts since a youngster, taught martial arts for years and taught even up to this day. Could that have caused this I asked. I never saw any trauma to his head in all the years I`ve known him. The doctors said that the autopsy will have the final say and that it was too soon to speculate.

His daughter whom I know and contacted last night along with his sister, brother in law and a niece were at his bedside.

His daughter asked me if I would make all the computer contacts necessary and gave to me his password if I needed it. John CLARKE logged onto this Fire forum many times while I was over at his house which allowed me to log on and report this terrible news.

He is survived by his daughter (13) who ironically is expecting in late Nov near his birthday. A grandchild he will never see. He is also survived by an older sister, a brother in law, 2 nephews, a niece, and by many many friends.

Funeral arrangements are pending. His daughter mentioned that he will be buried next to his son, whom I knew well who died in Sept 2005. Even more ironic, his late son`s birthdate was on Oct 9.

After the funeral and the final autopsy results are in, I will log in on a later date and inform everyone about the details.

Thank you,


Is there a GoFundMe to help with his grandchild?

I have jar of loose change I could mail also.
Posted By: CashisKing Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Originally Posted by CashisKing
Originally Posted by MadMooner
To the Forum,

Hello. My name is Tom. I am a longtime down the street neighbor, a longtime close personal friend and was one of his shooting and hunting buddies.

It is with extreme sadness and difficulty tonight, that I report to this forum, that John Clarke (Big Squeeze Deflave) passed away late this morning Oct 9 at approximately 11am PDT. He was 59 years of age.

Yesterday, he and I had gone to the range. On the way home I invited him over to have dinner with me and my wife. Just before we had finished dinner at about 7:30pm, all of a sudden he began to complain of extreme pain to his head. He soon collapsed and lost total consciousness.

Paramedics were called right away and within a few minutes they arrived. Upon leaving for the hospital he still had a pulse. The wife and I were at the hospital all into the night and well into this morning. At about 11:05 this morning the terrible news had come. The doctors said that he never regained consciousness and died at about 11am.

This is an absolute shock. At 6'3" 235-240 lbs, John Clarke had great physical strength, was fit, ate healthy and didn`t even look his age at all. I told the doctor that he never complained of any head issues. Until the autopsy results are final, it appears to the doctors that a major brain anuryism COVID of some kind had occurred.

I did tell the doctor that he had been in martial arts since a youngster, taught martial arts for years and taught even up to this day. Could that have caused this I asked. I never saw any trauma to his head in all the years I`ve known him. The doctors said that the autopsy will have the final say and that it was too soon to speculate.

His daughter whom I know and contacted last night along with his sister, brother in law and a niece were at his bedside.

His daughter asked me if I would make all the computer contacts necessary and gave to me his password if I needed it. John CLARKE logged onto this Fire forum many times while I was over at his house which allowed me to log on and report this terrible news.

He is survived by his daughter (13) who ironically is expecting in late Nov near his birthday. A grandchild he will never see. He is also survived by an older sister, a brother in law, 2 nephews, a niece, and by many many friends.

Funeral arrangements are pending. His daughter mentioned that he will be buried next to his son, whom I knew well who died in Sept 2005. Even more ironic, his late son`s birthdate was on Oct 9.

After the funeral and the final autopsy results are in, I will log in on a later date and inform everyone about the details.

Thank you,


Is there a GoFundMe to help with his grandchild?

I have jar of loose change I could mail also.


Or a used Simmons 3 - 9.
Posted By: renegade50 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by renegade50
Can someone give the Cliff notes version of all this???

Lol!!!



We all met your mom.

3 mins to reply.
Promtpness is a good trait
KUDOS!!!!

LOL!!!
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
I think this is the most successful thread I have ever started.

That is sort of disappointing......but...hell........if it saves just one life.

#weareallinthistogether
Posted By: renegade50 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
I think this is the most successful thread I have ever started.

That is sort of disappointing......but...hell........if it saves just one life.

#weareallinthistogether

Congrats!!!!

Lol!!!
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Yep.

Kinda frustrating.


My dung beetle threads never did nearly as well.


I must not be reading my audience correctly.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
I have great news everyone:

The Storm Watch has left Florida.

I am now living once more.

Thank you all for your prayers. Except wabigoone, you're an ass hole.
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Well, if anything, it's brought out the best of folks as only a true celebration of life can. Cumbaya Cumbaya Cumbaya.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Originally Posted by MadMooner
To the Forum,

Hello. My name is Tom. I am a longtime down the street neighbor, a longtime close personal friend and was one of his shooting and hunting buddies.

It is with extreme sadness and difficulty tonight, that I report to this forum, that John Clarke (Big Squeeze Deflave) passed away late this morning Oct 9 at approximately 11am PDT. He was 59 years of age.

Yesterday, he and I had gone to the range. On the way home I invited him over to have dinner with me and my wife. Just before we had finished dinner at about 7:30pm, all of a sudden he began to complain of extreme pain to his head. He soon collapsed and lost total consciousness.

Paramedics were called right away and within a few minutes they arrived. Upon leaving for the hospital he still had a pulse. The wife and I were at the hospital all into the night and well into this morning. At about 11:05 this morning the terrible news had come. The doctors said that he never regained consciousness and died at about 11am.

This is an absolute shock. At 6'3" 235-240 lbs, John Clarke had great physical strength, was fit, ate healthy and didn`t even look his age at all. I told the doctor that he never complained of any head issues. Until the autopsy results are final, it appears to the doctors that a major brain anuryism COVID of some kind had occurred.

I did tell the doctor that he had been in martial arts since a youngster, taught martial arts for years and taught even up to this day. Could that have caused this I asked. I never saw any trauma to his head in all the years I`ve known him. The doctors said that the autopsy will have the final say and that it was too soon to speculate.

His daughter whom I know and contacted last night along with his sister, brother in law and a niece were at his bedside.

His daughter asked me if I would make all the computer contacts necessary and gave to me his password if I needed it. John CLARKE logged onto this Fire forum many times while I was over at his house which allowed me to log on and report this terrible news.

He is survived by his daughter (13) who ironically is expecting in late Nov near his birthday. A grandchild he will never see. He is also survived by an older sister, a brother in law, 2 nephews, a niece, and by many many friends.

Funeral arrangements are pending. His daughter mentioned that he will be buried next to his son, whom I knew well who died in Sept 2005. Even more ironic, his late son`s birthdate was on Oct 9.

After the funeral and the final autopsy results are in, I will log in on a later date and inform everyone about the details.

Thank you,


The Ol' bigsqueeze death thread.

A lot fell for that one too.

LOL
Posted By: Raeford Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Originally Posted by deflave
I have great news everyone:

The Storm Watch has left Florida.

I am now living once more.

Thank you all for your prayers. Except wabigoone, you're an ass hole.



PTL
-or-
GFY
-or-
Sumthin
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Originally Posted by Raeford


PTL
-or-
GFY
-or-
Sumthin


Thanks!
Posted By: ingwe Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Originally Posted by deflave
I have great news everyone:

The Storm Watch has left Florida.

I am now living once more.

Thank you all for your prayers. Except wabigoone, you're an ass hole.



Soooo...you were dead...and now you're back.....like big squeeze!


I love miracles!

Can you walk on water?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Yes....but he stumbles on.......White Claw.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Do they still make Zima?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Dont be coy!

But I have no idea....
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Dont be coy!

But I have no idea....


Gruff swears by those.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Zima-White Claw works better than a van full of kittens.
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Zima-White Claw works better than a van full of kittens.


I've never tried kitten.

Do you take the bones out before throwing them in the blender?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Naw....just stew em with the puppy and rutabaga.
Posted By: Beoceorl Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Zima-White Claw works better than a van full of kittens.


I've never tried kitten.

Do you take the bones out before throwing them in the blender?






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Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
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Posted By: Valsdad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/04/20
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Posted By: Region6 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/05/20
RIP Deflave!

Moving forward, anyone have his widows phone number?

Respectfully,

Beau
Posted By: slumlord Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/05/20
lol
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/05/20
Travis asexually metamorphosed to have children then changed back again not requiring the services of a female spouse. All previous pics posted to perpetuate the coverup have been photoshopped with a woman model from LLBeans website.
Posted By: las Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/05/20
First Roy, then Northern Dave, now Flave.

Makes a tear come to my eye.
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/05/20
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The only one I really miss !
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/05/20
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Long_Duck_Dong Offline
Joined 03/04/16
Last Seen 03/16/16
Total Posts 118 (Member)
Posts Per Day 0.073

The only one I really miss !


He didn’t pass.

He was murdered.
Posted By: local_dirt Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/05/20
Originally Posted by Region6
RIP Deflave!

Moving forward, anyone have his widows phone number?

Respectfully,

Beau




Ok. Whose sock are you?

So many to keep track of these days! grin

Lol.
Posted By: supertfroclark Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/06/20
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Posted By: Rooster7 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/06/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Long_Duck_Dong Offline
Joined 03/04/16
Last Seen 03/16/16
Total Posts 118 (Member)
Posts Per Day 0.073

The only one I really miss !


He didn’t pass.

He was murdered.



Violently and for no reason.

I look forward to the day that we can meet again and hear "Ohhh HERRROOOO!"


May he R.I.P.
Posted By: CashisKing Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/06/20
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Long_Duck_Dong Offline
Joined 03/04/16
Last Seen 03/16/16
Total Posts 118 (Member)
Posts Per Day 0.073

The only one I really miss !


Agreed... he was an incredibly generous guy...

He gave me a kidney after I lost mine to herpes simplex 99
Posted By: wabigoon Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/06/20
I can not find it, an old farm magazine cartoon, two women watching the rendering truck leave the farm with a human body on it.
"Fred wanted a cheap funeral." laugh
Posted By: deflave Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/06/20
Originally Posted by wabigoon
I can not find it, an old farm magazine cartoon, two women watching the rendering truck leave the farm with a human body on it.
"Fred wanted a cheap funeral." laugh


How many checkers did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/06/20
Originally Posted by supertfroclark
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Retard pandas crack me up...😎
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/06/20
Originally Posted by CashisKing
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Long_Duck_Dong Offline
Joined 03/04/16
Last Seen 03/16/16
Total Posts 118 (Member)
Posts Per Day 0.073

The only one I really miss !


Agreed... he was an incredibly generous guy...

He gave me a kidney after I lost mine to herpes simplex 99


Yup, Dong was a giver !
Posted By: Valsdad Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/06/20
Can we please let this thread die so our dearly departed friend can rest in peace?
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/06/20
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Posted By: jpb Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/06/20
Originally Posted by FatCity67
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I know that joke and... laugh

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John
Posted By: local_dirt Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/06/20
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by supertfroclark
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Retard pandas crack me up...😎




Me too. Lol.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/06/20
Originally Posted by jpb
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I know that joke and... laugh

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John

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Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/06/20
Before he passed, he left me a box of 22-250 ammo, from a past elk hunt.

Kinda got choked-up while separating them by manufacturer headstamp.
Posted By: gonehuntin Re: R.I.P. Flave - 08/06/20
So, is Flave's funeral caravan (Tacoma-van?) getting closer to Texas yet? It oughtta be time to add some more ice to the bed to keep him from getting too ripe.
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