I remember like it was just 10 years ago, the first time he told me GFY... Covid causes global warming and hurricanes and stuff. Has anyone called dibs on the 390 Duke? I'll take it.
i think they're still hauling the corpse formally known as john lewis all over the south for the boohoo tour. maybe he can get in on that action. casket hauled in a toyota pickup driven some of his closest campfire friends.
i think they're still hauling the corpse formally known as john lewis all over the south for the boohoo tour. maybe he can get in on that action. casket hauled in a toyota pickup driven some of his closest campfire friends.
I can see it now, flave packed in ice in the bed of an 85 single cab 4x4 and 4 dozen bud stuffed in all around him on his farewell tour. We'll need a driver..
Ordinarily you'd want to start with areas where flave had the most friends. But in his case I think it'd be more fitting to parade him around in areas he insulted the most. I can see starting west to Texas, California, hell it'd take a week to parade him around Oregon properly. Its what he would have wanted.
Ordinarily you'd want to start with areas where flave had the most friends. But in his case I think it'd be more fitting to parade him around in areas he insulted the most. I can see starting west to Texas, California, hell it'd take a week to parade him around Oregon properly. Its what he would have wanted.
When his carcass comes through Texas I'll put one of those JR Ewing bolo ties on him - he'd appreciate the Texas bling factor!!
Ordinarily you'd want to start with areas where flave had the most friends. But in his case I think it'd be more fitting to parade him around in areas he insulted the most. I can see starting west to Texas, California, hell it'd take a week to parade him around Oregon properly. Its what he would have wanted.
When his carcass comes through Texas I'll put one of those JR Ewing bolo ties on him - he'd appreciate the Texas bling factor!!
My 'ol lady already has my casket like that ordered, but it's not got a hole for my head, it's got a hole for my cock to stick out instead.
Shouldn't take long, ta drill a 3/8" hole.
Didn't, but they tole me they had to keep drillin' 'til they got to two inches. Best to do a little at a time. Two inch circumfrence and then will stick out about a foot. I told the wife to wrap it with red ribbon so it would look like one of them huge candy canes that they use for a table decoration, only longer. You can come and pay your respects if you outlast me.
Logcutter is going to be pissed . Poor guy has been trying to limp his ‘78 ford courier across the country since March just to rassle flave .
The problem with that plan is that he'd have to pay for the gas that went into the Ferd.
He’s been cutting and selling firewood along the way, been a slow go. I hear Missouri was especially tough when he ran out of potted meat and crackers, nearly starved because he couldn’t chew the tough local grub.
He’s been cutting and selling firewood along the way, been a slow go. I hear Missouri was especially tough when he ran out of potted meat and crackers, nearly starved because he couldn’t chew the tough local grub.
Cutting and selling wood that you don't own seems like a sound plan.
Boomer getting the Rukus shipped up here is looking like a huge schit show right now with the Rona and all... could you throw it on the truck for me when you pick up flave and start the procession? TIA got a 12 pack with your name on it bro. Should be able to squeeze flave and the bike back there. He'd have liked that, last ride kind of thing..
Boomer getting the Rukus shipped up here is looking like a huge schit show right now with the Rona and all... could you throw it on the truck for me when you pick up flave and start the procession? TIA got a 12 pack with your name on it bro. Should be able to squeeze flave and the bike back there. He'd have liked that, last ride kind of thing..
I feel like nobody cares about 'flave's death at all.
Boomer getting the Rukus shipped up here is looking like a huge schit show right now with the Rona and all... could you throw it on the truck for me when you pick up flave and start the procession? TIA got a 12 pack with your name on it bro. Should be able to squeeze flave and the bike back there. He'd have liked that, last ride kind of thing..
I feel like nobody cares about 'flave's death at all.
You guys are awful cavalier about D' being saved...
What about the rest of us?
The Carolinas are about to get spanked like a cocktail waitress serving grog to pirates.
Cash,
'flave prayed, and prayed, and prayed that The Corona and hurricanes would kill everybody.
His dying instead was the next best thing.
Dave
Not funny... the fear is real.
CNN radar is showing green and dark green as imminent.
There could be other deaths... and to boot the dog chewed up my mask.
#RealFear
Looks like this fugger could be bearing down on Richmond. They're talking 35 mph sustained winds. 35MPH SUSTAINED! This is no fuggin joke. We're 60 miles west of Richmond so we could still see at minimum, 15mph winds and "possibly" some rain. Told the old lady to hit could Costco in the AM and buy every case of water on the shelf. I'm filling gas cans and making sure the generator is ready. This storm season is turning into a sumbitch.
You guys are awful cavalier about D' being saved...
What about the rest of us?
The Carolinas are about to get spanked like a cocktail waitress serving grog to pirates.
Cash,
'flave prayed, and prayed, and prayed that The Corona and hurricanes would kill everybody.
His dying instead was the next best thing.
Dave
Not funny... the fear is real.
CNN radar is showing green and dark green as imminent.
There could be other deaths... and to boot the dog chewed up my mask.
#RealFear
Looks like this fugger could be bearing down on Richmond. They're talking 35 mph sustained winds. 35MPH SUSTAINED! This is no fuggin joke. We're 60 miles west of Richmond so we could still see at minimum, 15mph winds and "possibly" some rain. Told the old lady to hit could Costco in the AM and buy every case of water on the shelf. I'm filling gas cans and making sure the generator is ready. This storm season is turning into a sumbitch.
Hang tough jack. Hoping you'll be all right but if it starts raining iguanas take cover pronto
Boomer getting the Rukus shipped up here is looking like a huge schit show right now with the Rona and all... could you throw it on the truck for me when you pick up flave and start the procession? TIA got a 12 pack with your name on it bro. Should be able to squeeze flave and the bike back there. He'd have liked that, last ride kind of thing..
I feel like nobody cares about 'flave's death at all.
Clark
Frankly, I'm glad he's dead! Big headed dog hater that he was, always slinging insults at us Canadians who never did no wrong. Just a mean guy all around, he was. I saw, with my own two eyes no less, this Deflave character insult men online so harshly and so vigorously that they went completely insane, some run off never to be heard from again....grown azz men, I tell ya! Unbelievable. Yep, for the best that he's dead, I say. Gonna be sunshine and roses all the days of our lives from here on out.
Frankly, I'm glad he's dead! Big headed dog hater that he was, always slinging insults at us Canadians who never did no wrong. Just a mean guy all around, he was. I saw, with my own two eyes no less, this Deflave character insult men online so harshly and so vigorously that they went completely insane, some run off never to be heard from again....grown azz men, I tell ya! Unbelievable. Yep, for the best that he's dead, I say. Gonna be sunshine and roses all the days of our lives from here on out.
Well now that the ghost of Flave-A-Flav mentions it, I, along with like more of my yellow ancestors than you could cipher with an abacus were in fact deeply offended. Not for naught but my great granpa Tricky Panda Who Much Fond Drinkee asks via netherworld why you no have iguana hat or crooked toothees. Most susplicious rumor deathy....
Well now that the ghost of Flave-A-Flav mentions it, I, along with like more of my yellow ancestors than you could cipher with an abacus were in fact deeply offended. Not for naught but my great granpa Tricky Panda Who Much Fond Drinkee asks via netherworld why you no have iguana hat or crooked toothees. Most susplicious rumor deathy....
Hey seriously dude ease up with the phony lacisst images. That clearly ain't no kin to me... Fuggin rookie imposter hadn't even shyt his slope-bear self afore keeling over. Obviou Chinee fraudee.
Boomer getting the Rukus shipped up here is looking like a huge schit show right now with the Rona and all... could you throw it on the truck for me when you pick up flave and start the procession? TIA got a 12 pack with your name on it bro. Should be able to squeeze flave and the bike back there. He'd have liked that, last ride kind of thing..
I feel like nobody cares about 'flave's death at all.
Clark
I think you're over reacting
Whoaaaa, I forgot about him.... Uhh, I mean I uhh, had the virus... Ok now. Yah, get Rukus....Check. Headed south little pickup, no AC, brilliant. Watching for farm girls to uhhh, hmmm.yahhhh, ohhh, yes..... Phucqking pandas! The pussy of the bear world.
Boomer, toss that Egg deal in the truck with the Ruckus. I need a trip to ol' Montanee , give me a good reason to drive up that way this fall. Assuming I live through The Corona. It's here now, might be raging through town like a wildfire. Hope to not have to go over that way. Maybe get the wife to pic up my script at the druggist.
Ok you guys need to stop this sort of behavior...... this is serious business , show some respect... damn heathens Besides it offends Dumbduck of death 911....
I'm trying to figure out how I can bring myself back to life.
I've seen evidence that this works, but only once... first, you're going to have to piss off the joos and some people in Rome. Then, get yourself two pieces of wood and a crown of thorns. You'll also need someone who can work a hammer. Plus a cave with a really big rock. The rest is pretty easy.
Now there is one less Dog Pecker Gnat to pollute this sacred ground! I may be a cynic but I don't think the duck is mourning as much as youse guys. He gets it.
He never beat a puppy, that was that [bleep] Dave. Clark and Dave should both get tested. I'm betting they both caught the 'vid from Flave. The prick always refused to wear a mask and social distance. So selfish....
I'm very sorry to hear of this. It reminds me of my dear friend the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Here's the obituary from his memorial service:
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Has anyone written a fitting memorial for your dear friend Deflave?
Hello. My name is Tom. I am a longtime down the street neighbor, a longtime close personal friend and was one of his shooting and hunting buddies.
It is with extreme sadness and difficulty tonight, that I report to this forum, that John Clarke (Big Squeeze Deflave) passed away late this morning Oct 9 at approximately 11am PDT. He was 59 years of age.
Yesterday, he and I had gone to the range. On the way home I invited him over to have dinner with me and my wife. Just before we had finished dinner at about 7:30pm, all of a sudden he began to complain of extreme pain to his head. He soon collapsed and lost total consciousness.
Paramedics were called right away and within a few minutes they arrived. Upon leaving for the hospital he still had a pulse. The wife and I were at the hospital all into the night and well into this morning. At about 11:05 this morning the terrible news had come. The doctors said that he never regained consciousness and died at about 11am.
This is an absolute shock. At 6'3" 235-240 lbs, John Clarke had great physical strength, was fit, ate healthy and didn`t even look his age at all. I told the doctor that he never complained of any head issues. Until the autopsy results are final, it appears to the doctors that a major brain anuryism COVID of some kind had occurred.
I did tell the doctor that he had been in martial arts since a youngster, taught martial arts for years and taught even up to this day. Could that have caused this I asked. I never saw any trauma to his head in all the years I`ve known him. The doctors said that the autopsy will have the final say and that it was too soon to speculate.
His daughter whom I know and contacted last night along with his sister, brother in law and a niece were at his bedside.
His daughter asked me if I would make all the computer contacts necessary and gave to me his password if I needed it. John CLARKE logged onto this Fire forum many times while I was over at his house which allowed me to log on and report this terrible news.
He is survived by his daughter (13) who ironically is expecting in late Nov near his birthday. A grandchild he will never see. He is also survived by an older sister, a brother in law, 2 nephews, a niece, and by many many friends.
Funeral arrangements are pending. His daughter mentioned that he will be buried next to his son, whom I knew well who died in Sept 2005. Even more ironic, his late son`s birthdate was on Oct 9.
After the funeral and the final autopsy results are in, I will log in on a later date and inform everyone about the details.
Hello. My name is Tom. I am a longtime down the street neighbor, a longtime close personal friend and was one of his shooting and hunting buddies.
It is with extreme sadness and difficulty tonight, that I report to this forum, that John Clarke (Big Squeeze Deflave) passed away late this morning Oct 9 at approximately 11am PDT. He was 59 years of age.
Yesterday, he and I had gone to the range. On the way home I invited him over to have dinner with me and my wife. Just before we had finished dinner at about 7:30pm, all of a sudden he began to complain of extreme pain to his head. He soon collapsed and lost total consciousness.
Paramedics were called right away and within a few minutes they arrived. Upon leaving for the hospital he still had a pulse. The wife and I were at the hospital all into the night and well into this morning. At about 11:05 this morning the terrible news had come. The doctors said that he never regained consciousness and died at about 11am.
This is an absolute shock. At 6'3" 235-240 lbs, John Clarke had great physical strength, was fit, ate healthy and didn`t even look his age at all. I told the doctor that he never complained of any head issues. Until the autopsy results are final, it appears to the doctors that a major brain anuryism COVID of some kind had occurred.
I did tell the doctor that he had been in martial arts since a youngster, taught martial arts for years and taught even up to this day. Could that have caused this I asked. I never saw any trauma to his head in all the years I`ve known him. The doctors said that the autopsy will have the final say and that it was too soon to speculate.
His daughter whom I know and contacted last night along with his sister, brother in law and a niece were at his bedside.
His daughter asked me if I would make all the computer contacts necessary and gave to me his password if I needed it. John CLARKE logged onto this Fire forum many times while I was over at his house which allowed me to log on and report this terrible news.
He is survived by his daughter (13) who ironically is expecting in late Nov near his birthday. A grandchild he will never see. He is also survived by an older sister, a brother in law, 2 nephews, a niece, and by many many friends.
Funeral arrangements are pending. His daughter mentioned that he will be buried next to his son, whom I knew well who died in Sept 2005. Even more ironic, his late son`s birthdate was on Oct 9.
After the funeral and the final autopsy results are in, I will log in on a later date and inform everyone about the details.
Hello. My name is Tom. I am a longtime down the street neighbor, a longtime close personal friend and was one of his shooting and hunting buddies.
It is with extreme sadness and difficulty tonight, that I report to this forum, that John Clarke (Big Squeeze Deflave) passed away late this morning Oct 9 at approximately 11am PDT. He was 59 years of age.
Yesterday, he and I had gone to the range. On the way home I invited him over to have dinner with me and my wife. Just before we had finished dinner at about 7:30pm, all of a sudden he began to complain of extreme pain to his head. He soon collapsed and lost total consciousness.
Paramedics were called right away and within a few minutes they arrived. Upon leaving for the hospital he still had a pulse. The wife and I were at the hospital all into the night and well into this morning. At about 11:05 this morning the terrible news had come. The doctors said that he never regained consciousness and died at about 11am.
This is an absolute shock. At 6'3" 235-240 lbs, John Clarke had great physical strength, was fit, ate healthy and didn`t even look his age at all. I told the doctor that he never complained of any head issues. Until the autopsy results are final, it appears to the doctors that a major brain anuryism COVID of some kind had occurred.
I did tell the doctor that he had been in martial arts since a youngster, taught martial arts for years and taught even up to this day. Could that have caused this I asked. I never saw any trauma to his head in all the years I`ve known him. The doctors said that the autopsy will have the final say and that it was too soon to speculate.
His daughter whom I know and contacted last night along with his sister, brother in law and a niece were at his bedside.
His daughter asked me if I would make all the computer contacts necessary and gave to me his password if I needed it. John CLARKE logged onto this Fire forum many times while I was over at his house which allowed me to log on and report this terrible news.
He is survived by his daughter (13) who ironically is expecting in late Nov near his birthday. A grandchild he will never see. He is also survived by an older sister, a brother in law, 2 nephews, a niece, and by many many friends.
Funeral arrangements are pending. His daughter mentioned that he will be buried next to his son, whom I knew well who died in Sept 2005. Even more ironic, his late son`s birthdate was on Oct 9.
After the funeral and the final autopsy results are in, I will log in on a later date and inform everyone about the details.
Hello. My name is Tom. I am a longtime down the street neighbor, a longtime close personal friend and was one of his shooting and hunting buddies.
It is with extreme sadness and difficulty tonight, that I report to this forum, that John Clarke (Big Squeeze Deflave) passed away late this morning Oct 9 at approximately 11am PDT. He was 59 years of age.
Yesterday, he and I had gone to the range. On the way home I invited him over to have dinner with me and my wife. Just before we had finished dinner at about 7:30pm, all of a sudden he began to complain of extreme pain to his head. He soon collapsed and lost total consciousness.
Paramedics were called right away and within a few minutes they arrived. Upon leaving for the hospital he still had a pulse. The wife and I were at the hospital all into the night and well into this morning. At about 11:05 this morning the terrible news had come. The doctors said that he never regained consciousness and died at about 11am.
This is an absolute shock. At 6'3" 235-240 lbs, John Clarke had great physical strength, was fit, ate healthy and didn`t even look his age at all. I told the doctor that he never complained of any head issues. Until the autopsy results are final, it appears to the doctors that a major brain anuryism COVID of some kind had occurred.
I did tell the doctor that he had been in martial arts since a youngster, taught martial arts for years and taught even up to this day. Could that have caused this I asked. I never saw any trauma to his head in all the years I`ve known him. The doctors said that the autopsy will have the final say and that it was too soon to speculate.
His daughter whom I know and contacted last night along with his sister, brother in law and a niece were at his bedside.
His daughter asked me if I would make all the computer contacts necessary and gave to me his password if I needed it. John CLARKE logged onto this Fire forum many times while I was over at his house which allowed me to log on and report this terrible news.
He is survived by his daughter (13) who ironically is expecting in late Nov near his birthday. A grandchild he will never see. He is also survived by an older sister, a brother in law, 2 nephews, a niece, and by many many friends.
Funeral arrangements are pending. His daughter mentioned that he will be buried next to his son, whom I knew well who died in Sept 2005. Even more ironic, his late son`s birthdate was on Oct 9.
After the funeral and the final autopsy results are in, I will log in on a later date and inform everyone about the details.
Travis asexually metamorphosed to have children then changed back again not requiring the services of a female spouse. All previous pics posted to perpetuate the coverup have been photoshopped with a woman model from LLBeans website.
I can not find it, an old farm magazine cartoon, two women watching the rendering truck leave the farm with a human body on it. "Fred wanted a cheap funeral."
I can not find it, an old farm magazine cartoon, two women watching the rendering truck leave the farm with a human body on it. "Fred wanted a cheap funeral."
How many checkers did you eat for breakfast this morning?
So, is Flave's funeral caravan (Tacoma-van?) getting closer to Texas yet? It oughtta be time to add some more ice to the bed to keep him from getting too ripe.