Has been dying to have a thread started about him.
Just trying to oblige. Pour up a good dessert coffee and enjoy.

You two truly remind me of each other.

What’s a dessert coffee?

Ask Sam O.

He’ll make you famous

Haha

I like how you can be crude and cultured at once.

It’s what they give you whilst Javier’ sculps your man bun.

Starbux pike reliably jumpstarts my bowels.......
It's worth the extra expense to maintain my regularity.

Appetizer, Sorbet, Main Course, Desert, Desert Coffee, you ignorant [bleep]........grin

About $7 for a grande size I believe.

Like wearing a wife beater to the opera?

Another call out thread.

Someone should start a call out thread about call out threads.

Grande?


She is my favorite musician.


I listen to her on my Walkman when I stroll the beaches of the Milk River.

TFF!!

...

Not even sure the point of this lame azz post.

Is it an insult? Just bored? Just trying to stir up chit to rally some troll troops? Are you THAT fuggin' unrewarded in life that you posted THIS drivel?

Here is my update:

I've been very busy working on a big 911 contract. I have lost sleep getting the new puppy acclimated to his new home. My 95 yo Grandmother is in the hospital as of this AM, and I might need to make one last trip.

GFY.

I have 18 followers!


18!


laughing

Thats pretty good.

How many are family?

I think you'd squish her. But before you start hollering, I'd probably squish her too. Seems a petite little thing.

Not 100% sure who any of them are.


My sister might be?


Dwayne on here is one I think.



Hopefully my parents are unaware.


They might think I'm on drugs.

Hahahaha!

Ole Sam is on that cough syrup again Ma!

Compared to you two woolly mammoths I'm a petite 220lbs and would lay the wood to Grande like there was no tomorrow.



Share a dessert cofefe afterwards. She'd be in love forever.

#IamTHEonlyPERSONwithPROBLEMS

I started a gofundme for him

duck, hang in there.

This crowd is a just a bucha chain pullers.

Reel your chain in so's they can't get aholt of it.

No...Actually, just busy with family, work, and a puppy this week, and in no mood to engage in depth with stupid troll posts like this one.

Have fun. Knock yourselves out.

I think I like her better than Slummy's gal Taylor.

Arriana at least started out doing the Pop thing,

Swifty is a sellout, a cutish one, but a sellout nonetheless.

She might have gone into Death Metal and really made a hit of herself though.

#THEworldNEEDStoCONFORMtoMYmood

Positively svelte.

As far as I know Swift has not licked donuts in a donut store and run down America, although she is a Democrat.

She's young, there's plenty of time.

There's rivers of milk in Montana?!
All of ours are just water......
#sounfair

Duck, is this you with the white hat?

Tay Tay is really one of those Lizard Illuminati types.
( she eats cats for snacks)
The ones the Nazi,s were in cahoots with down in Antarctica.
They was helping the nazi,s work on that Anti gravity Bell ship thing.

Whenever Duck has her cycle, she brings up her family.

LOL

This thread makes me wanna sluce-shoot some waterfowl.

Jack’s an ass-hole, but a dignified ass-hole with a penchant for nailing stupidity to a cross.

😎😬

Pfft...I’m hammering an 18 year old, smoke’n hot cheerleader, every night...In my dream.

😜😎

Need keyboard please.

TFF !!

I had a feeling there is something "funny" about that gal.

With or without dil'do?

Lol.

Delightfully crude, yet unrefined?

#preach
#👏🏻

#shakethesepompoms

#duckcycle

Best wishes to you and your grandmother. I sincerely hope no pain is involved.

Dude,

Beaver's gonna be pizzed.

Lol! Beav called me an [bleep], he started it!

LMFAO! 😂😂😎

Jackie, you are a pretty hot mofo for a pom-pom tosser. But, my dreams are 100% sans frank and beans. Strickly smooth camel toe, bro.

😎

It’s alright G....Jack is just checking to see if I’ve lost my mind after being in the land of queers with tears.

😎😬

Well, I'm glad you two are getting along like siblings in the back seat of the station wagon.

You kids, knock it off back there. If I have to stop this car! Can't remember how many times I heard that.