UR a lucky guy........

Like a Princess she was laying there

Hitchhikers, hot dogs, apple pie, chevrolet and Chlamydia

Thanks for laugh #1, for me it was a raging yeast infection. Not as bad as Subic City though.

Good stuff

I banged her hard in my Chevy van, and that's all right with

That was before we invented the "party on the tailgate "