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Posted By: slumlord Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Slow day for doves (for west Tn). Try again later this week if planets line up.


But.....

Honey Boo-Boo fans-

Provisions for rain too. Dovebrella


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Thinking this thing was her offspring. It kept yanking that presumably loaded shotgun in/out of that front seat whenever someone called out a bird overhead. Sweeping Mama June with the muzzle several times. Mmm, mmm, mmppp-SMH


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Posted By: hanco Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Wow! It will take a lot of doves to fill her up.
Posted By: Morewood Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Could hardly see her in those camo stretch pants.
Army surplus bdu’s?

“Sportsman guide - you got those ermy pants in 5xl?”
She'd of made you famous!
Ain’t that America....
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Posted By: auk1124 Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
That Chinese flashlight stuck on the end of that pump is gonna give him an advantage over the rest of you.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Army surplus bdu’s?

“Sportsman guide - you got those ermy pants in 5xl?”


British commando black wife beater, limited availability. Runs small
Posted By: Old_Toot Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by auk1124
That Chinese flashlight stuck on the end of that pump is gonna give him an advantage over the rest of you.


Battery powered Go-Pro, ya reckon or for headlighting deer?
Posted By: slumlord Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by auk1124
That Chinese flashlight stuck on the end of that pump is gonna give him an advantage over the rest of you.

Haha
I thought it was a camera because he was talking to his shotgun.
Posted By: hookeye Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Flabacam
Posted By: slumlord Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
ahhy gurl leeme see dem tig ol bitties
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
That’s sum Redneck hot right there bubba...

😂😎
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Doves!
Get in my belly!
If you was out of those forensic photo experts.....

You take the before and after she gets in the car and measure the gap between the wheel well and tire to estimate hoof weight.
Posted By: SCgman1 Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
I was thinking the shotgun had a gopro cam as well....

Dove dynasty?
Is he shooting out of his car ?
Originally Posted by slumlord
ahhy gurl leeme see dem tig ol bitties


First o’ the month....

Time to pay Slum the rent money.....

One way or the other....... 😏
Posted By: bubbajay Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by Beaver10
That’s sum Redneck hot right there bubba...

😂😎


Love is just a light switch away. When ya go down on er ya just flip thru the folds till ya smell schidt, then back up one or two.
Posted By: horse1 Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
If you was out of those forensic photo experts.....

You take the before and after she gets in the car and measure the gap between the wheel well and tire to estimate hoof weight.


'Bout 210 in the neck with a set of ankles that won't quit.
Posted By: kingston Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
You know that phone can record videos too.
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
I wonder how much welfare it took to make those arms???????????????????????
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by slumlord
ahhy gurl leeme see dem tig ol bitties


First o’ the month....

Time to pay Slum the rent money.....

One way or the other....... 😏


Big women need love too.
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by kingston
You know that phone can record videos too.



Good Lord!!

Why did you tell him that?
Posted By: SCgman1 Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
They both may be hunters campfire tourists and if so, slumlord gonna need a new dove field.
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by bubbajay
Originally Posted by Beaver10
That’s sum Redneck hot right there bubba...

😂😎


Love is just a light switch away. When ya go down on er ya just flip thru the folds till ya smell schidt, then back up one or two.


Dry heaves 🤢

Thanks!

😎
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by bubbajay
Originally Posted by Beaver10
That’s sum Redneck hot right there bubba...

😂😎


Love is just a light switch away. When ya go down on er ya just flip thru the folds till ya smell schidt, then back up one or two.


Dry heaves 🤢

Thanks!

😎


2nd that.
Glad dinner is over
Posted By: slumlord Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by kingston
You know that phone can record videos too.


We must have bumped into her sister at the town pump this morning.

Another biggin was getting (at 7:30AM) 2 tall boys of Steel Reserve malt likker and 6 of em Mr Clucker’s gas station egg rolls and a small bottle of Tylenol.


😂😂😂


I let out the ol guffaw as I was headed out the door and went out to tell ren50 to bolo it. 🤣😐


Breakfast of champions
Posted By: bubbajay Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by RUM7
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by bubbajay
Originally Posted by Beaver10
That’s sum Redneck hot right there bubba...

😂😎


Love is just a light switch away. When ya go down on er ya just flip thru the folds till ya smell schidt, then back up one or two.


Dry heaves 🤢

Thanks!

😎


2nd that.
Glad dinner is over


When she grabs ur ears and starts shaking your head like a damn bear you need to start worrying about suffocation risks. Even if you survive your face is gonna look like a glazed doughnut in the morning so leave plenty of time to get home for a shower.
I'm about to vomit. And I wish I'd been drinking.
Originally Posted by TimberRunner
I'm about to vomit. And I wish I'd been drinking.


THink you're sick now wait til you see a pic of the pudding panties...
Thats a Florida 7.
Posted By: 673 Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Pretty sure one of you guys would hit that. laugh
Posted By: slumlord Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
She probably sellin pre-worn panties on that craiglist. Meet up at the hardee’s.

Allows her to work at home and do the things she wants to do
Posted By: slumlord Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by 673
Pretty sure one of you guys would hit that. laugh


Hell yeah

Conrad- she think yo tractor secksy....wooo
We need the Ft Peck Mating Call.......
Posted By: slumlord Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
I think we should respect all folks who participate in shooting sports and hunting. No matter what shape or size or anything.

I am quite disturbed at some of the replies on this thread but I am not surprised.

A mother out with her son. Hunting

Posted By: 673 Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by slumlord
I think we should respect all folks who participate in shooting sports and hunting. No matter what shape or size or anything.

I am quite disturbed at some of the replies on this thread but I am not surprised.

A mother out with her son. Hunting

You need to think that way if you wanna hit it.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
You know they took that seat out got her on four sawed-off milk crates and a barge rope for a seat belt
Posted By: AZmark Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
you guys grossing me out
Originally Posted by slumlord
I think we should respect all folks who participate in shooting sports and hunting. No matter what shape or size or anything.

I am quite disturbed at some of the replies on this thread but I am not surprised.

A mother out with her son. Hunting



You think that was her son?


Hmmmm........
Posted By: slumlord Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
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Posted By: slumlord Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by slumlord
I think we should respect all folks who participate in shooting sports and hunting. No matter what shape or size or anything.

I am quite disturbed at some of the replies on this thread but I am not surprised.

A mother out with her son. Hunting



You think that was her son?


Hmmmm........


Pool boy theory?

Bunion rubbing boy
Posted By: slumlord Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
aint no rest for the wicked
Money dont grow on trees
I got bills to pay
Got mouvs to feed
Aint nuthin in this world for free


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Doing her best Marilyn Monroe.

Just need a subway grate....
Posted By: 673 Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
LOL
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by slumlord
aint no rest for the wicked
Money dont grow on trees
I got bills to pay
Got mouvs to feed
Aint nuthin in this world for free


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The store was out of toilet paper again...Just gonna air dry in the parking lot.

😎
Posted By: BobBrown Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by bubbajay
Originally Posted by Beaver10
That’s sum Redneck hot right there bubba...

😂😎


Love is just a light switch away. When ya go down on er ya just flip thru the folds till ya smell schidt, then back up one or two.

He ll , he has been perfecting that system since high school . Only gotten the E Coli twice too
Posted By: BobBrown Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
Originally Posted by bubbajay
Originally Posted by RUM7
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by bubbajay
Originally Posted by Beaver10
That’s sum Redneck hot right there bubba...

😂😎


Love is just a light switch away. When ya go down on er ya just flip thru the folds till ya smell schidt, then back up one or two.


Dry heaves 🤢

Thanks!

😎


2nd that.
Glad dinner is over


When she grabs ur ears and starts shaking your head like a damn bear you need to start worrying about suffocation risks. Even if you survive your face is gonna look like a glazed doughnut in the morning so leave plenty of time to get home for a shower.

😆😆
Posted By: Sako76 Re: Mama June sighting today - 09/02/20
A Tennessee 10!
Originally Posted by slumlord
aint no rest for the wicked
Money dont grow on trees
I got bills to pay
Got mouvs to feed
Aint nuthin in this world for free


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Not sure what’s worse...

Being butt naked or barefooted as a yard dog.

Ol grocery store feet.
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