Classifieds - 24hourcampfire

If I have learned two things in my brief time here, one is that there is a lot of great stuff thats comes up on the Classified Ads.

The second thing is that if see something you think you'd like, you'd best be on it like Oprah on a ham.
You snooze, you lose.
You snore, lose more.

I sell quite a few things here, my record is 2 minutes from posting to sold.

I had a guy a couple of months ago give ME hell because HE got in too late

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There has to be 400 lb sloths just camped out on that mofo watching it like day traders.

Originally Posted by slumlord

There has to be 400 lb sloths just camped out on that mofo watching it like day traders.

It's like a gun show with out the BO and beef jerky.

Originally Posted by slumlord

There has to be 400 lb sloths just camped out on that mofo watching it like day traders.

That explains it. Gonna quite my job so I can be johnny on the spot. Still upset over that McMillan CZ 550 that i missed out on.

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with out the BO and beef jerky.

You made me cognizant of the fact there is indeed such a think as an "Olfactory Visual"......

There’s specific kind of BO at gun shows

That old white guy that runs a puppy mill on the side, has a random flea scootin through his beard as he’s explaining the patina on a shotgun. Has overalls on, house slippers, smells like sour milk and something that resembles cottage cheese is lapping out from under one armpit.

Originally Posted by slumlord

There’s specific kind of BO at gun shows

That old white guy that runs a puppy mill on the side, has a random flea scootin through his beard as he’s explaining the patina on a shotgun. Has overalls on, house slippers, smells like sour milk and something that resembles cottage cheese is lapping out from under one armpit.

Thanks, coffee on my ipad.

I do miss those days though back when gun shows in kommiefornia were free before we were stabbed in the back by RINO Repukes in this state.

Originally Posted by slumlord

There’s specific kind of BO at gun shows

That old white guy that runs a puppy mill on the side, has a random flea scootin through his beard as he’s explaining the patina on a shotgun. Has overalls on, house slippers, smells like sour milk and something that resembles cottage cheese is lapping out from under one armpit.

This sch!t keeps up and I’m blocking you.

That absolutely turned my stomach and that doesn’t happen very often.

Originally Posted by slumlord

There’s specific kind of BO at gun shows

That old white guy that runs a puppy mill on the side, has a random flea scootin through his beard as he’s explaining the patina on a shotgun. Has overalls on, house slippers, smells like sour milk and something that resembles cottage cheese is lapping out from under one armpit.

slumlord, I envy your ability to paint such a vivid mental picture with written words

Originally Posted by Uncle_Alvah

If I have learned two things in my brief time here, one is that there is a lot of great stuff thats comes up on the Classified Ads.

The second thing is that if see something you think you'd like, you'd best be on it like Oprah on a ham.
You snooze, you lose.
You snore, lose more.

Did that guy ship you the gun yet on the Gunbroker transaction?

Originally Posted by slumlord

There’s specific kind of BO at gun shows

That old white guy that runs a puppy mill on the side, has a random flea scootin through his beard as he’s explaining the patina on a shotgun. Has overalls on, house slippers, smells like sour milk and something that resembles cottage cheese is lapping out from under one armpit.

There’s the quote of the year.

Glad I haven’t had breakfast yet, would have seen it again.

Glad I finished lunch before I read this

Originally Posted by Tedo

Originally Posted by slumlord

There’s specific kind of BO at gun shows

That old white guy that runs a puppy mill on the side, has a random flea scootin through his beard as he’s explaining the patina on a shotgun. Has overalls on, house slippers, smells like sour milk and something that resembles cottage cheese is lapping out from under one armpit.

slumlord, I envy your ability to paint such a vivid mental picture with written words

Slum is a treasure to the forum.

Originally Posted by slumlord

There’s specific kind of BO at gun shows

That old white guy that runs a puppy mill on the side, has a random flea scootin through his beard as he’s explaining the patina on a shotgun. Has overalls on, house slippers, smells like sour milk and something that resembles cottage cheese is lapping out from under one armpit.

Lol. If the Beetus had an aroma.

I do miss a good gun show. Haven't been to one out here in a couple years.

You think this place is bad?

Hah try selling a gun for a normal price on Californias largest gun forum.

I had one dude threaten to beat my and the sellers asses a few years ago because I posted "Ill take it" right after he posted "in coming question check pm".

The seller sold it to me because the douche had all sorts of dumb assed questions on an almost brand new 3rd gen G19 for $425 bucks.

That's the reason some of us have that slimeball on Ignore - so we don't have to read his carp.

And then you idjits quote him...

Good thing about the classifieds, you can find stuff you never even knew you needed.....

Where else can you find skyscraper windows??

Originally Posted by RockyRaab

That's the reason some of us have that slimeball on Ignore - so we don't have to read his carp.

And then you idjits quote him...

You have slummy on ignore?

Originally Posted by FatCity67

Originally Posted by RockyRaab

That's the reason some of us have that slimeball on Ignore - so we don't have to read his carp.

And then you idjits quote him...

You have slummy on ignore?

Dang.

I think Slum got on him about being the unofficial campfire spelling czar.

I find slums posts very insightful.

👍👍

Originally Posted by RockyRaab

That's the reason some of us have that slimeball on Ignore - so we don't have to read his carp.

And then you idjits quote him...

Im crushed

Dumbass helped blow up the space shuttle but until this week never learned the meaning of the term gaslighting

Originally Posted by slumlord

There’s specific kind of BO at gun shows

That old white guy that runs a puppy mill on the side, has a random flea scootin through his beard as he’s explaining the patina on a shotgun. Has overalls on, house slippers, smells like sour milk and something that resembles cottage cheese is lapping out from under one armpit.

STOP IT!
I’m eating lunch.

...and AGAIN!

Originally Posted by RockyRaab

...and AGAIN!

Hasn’t fired a shot in 10 years, hangs out on a shooter’s forum

Seems like there was a guy on the 'Fire who used the phrase "I'd not linger".

One of the few Stick-bonics catch phrases I could actually understand . . .

Originally Posted by slumlord

Originally Posted by RockyRaab

That's the reason some of us have that slimeball on Ignore - so we don't have to read his carp.

And then you idjits quote him...

Im crushed

Dumbass helped blow up the space shuttle but until this week never learned the meaning of the term gaslighting

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Originally Posted by slumlord

Originally Posted by RockyRaab

...and AGAIN!

Hasn’t fired a shot in 10 years, hangs out on a shooter’s forum

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Originally Posted by Tedo

Originally Posted by slumlord

There’s specific kind of BO at gun shows

That old white guy that runs a puppy mill on the side, has a random flea scootin through his beard as he’s explaining the patina on a shotgun. Has overalls on, house slippers, smells like sour milk and something that resembles cottage cheese is lapping out from under one armpit.

slumlord, I envy your ability to paint such a vivid mental picture with written words

Same here, I think it, I see it, just don't have the ability to get it into written words like he does. It's a true talent the dude has.

Originally Posted by slumlord

Originally Posted by RockyRaab

That's the reason some of us have that slimeball on Ignore - so we don't have to read his carp.

And then you idjits quote him...

Im crushed

Dumbass helped blow up the space shuttle but until this week never learned the meaning of the term gaslighting

Funny as fuqk

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Did that guy ship you the gun yet on the Gunbroker transaction?

Yes, got a tracking number yesterday. Supposed to arrive at my FFL guy on Monday.
In fact the reason I got involved with that deal was because I missed a chance to buy the exact same rifle here by a matter of a few minutes. Literally, I looked at it, stupid self says "Go get some coffee and then come buy it".

Too late

Originally Posted by mirage243

Originally Posted by Tedo

Originally Posted by slumlord

There’s specific kind of BO at gun shows

That old white guy that runs a puppy mill on the side, has a random flea scootin through his beard as he’s explaining the patina on a shotgun. Has overalls on, house slippers, smells like sour milk and something that resembles cottage cheese is lapping out from under one armpit.

slumlord, I envy your ability to paint such a vivid mental picture with written words

Same here, I think it, I see it, just don't have the ability to get it into written words like he does. It's a true talent the dude has.

You can even smell some of Slums posts.

Haha. Sour milk.

Not camping out on the classifieds has saved me a lot of money! Lol!

Ti Take offs were gone in seconds not too long ago.

Originally Posted by BigDave39355

Good thing about the classifieds, you can find stuff you never even knew you needed.....

Where else can you find skyscraper windows??

LOL... skyscraper windows... I remember that one.

I quit posting Chuck's stuff after that.

BUT... been make excellent coin helping him move other stuff on Facebook et al.

He had a bunch of $200 gun safes a while back, but I didn't even bother... too many people giving me schiet over the junk.

Originally Posted by NVhntr

Originally Posted by slumlord

Originally Posted by RockyRaab

That's the reason some of us have that slimeball on Ignore - so we don't have to read his carp.

And then you idjits quote him...

Im crushed

Dumbass helped blow up the space shuttle but until this week never learned the meaning of the term gaslighting

.

Chit stirrer, lol.

Originally Posted by slumlord

There’s specific kind of BO at gun shows

That old white guy that runs a puppy mill on the side, has a random flea scootin through his beard as he’s explaining the patina on a shotgun. Has overalls on, house slippers, smells like sour milk and something that resembles cottage cheese is lapping out from under one armpit.

Quoted again,
for the benefit of RockyRaab.

Slum, if you ever leave the 'fire, I'm going with you.

Originally Posted by slumlord

Originally Posted by RockyRaab

That's the reason some of us have that slimeball on Ignore - so we don't have to read his carp.

And then you idjits quote him...

Im crushed

Dumbass helped blow up the space shuttle but until this week never learned the meaning of the term gaslighting

LMAO

Slumlord has replaced 'flave as the official poet laureate of the CF.

mike r

For Slum and Rocky.

I hope this helps build a bridge over the river with class 4 and 5 rapids between you two.

Originally Posted by slumlord

There’s specific kind of BO at gun shows

That old white guy that runs a puppy mill on the side, has a random flea scootin through his beard as he’s explaining the patina on a shotgun. Has overalls on, house slippers, smells like sour milk and something that resembles cottage cheese is lapping out from under one armpit.

Man, you have a way with words.

Originally Posted by kennymauser

Originally Posted by slumlord

There’s specific kind of BO at gun shows

That old white guy that runs a puppy mill on the side, has a random flea scootin through his beard as he’s explaining the patina on a shotgun. Has overalls on, house slippers, smells like sour milk and something that resembles cottage cheese is lapping out from under one armpit.

Man, you have a way with words.

Slum should write a book.

Maybe about the Red Baron. Kings of the wild blue yonder.