Am I the only one who lets out a big "Ahhhhhh" when I jump out of the shower and slap a big handful of that chit on my red monkey ass? I mean I'm walking around on cloud nine for the rest of the evening.
Best stuff and longest lasting I ever found for moisture/sweat related gaulding and chaffing skin irritations is A&D ointment. We first used it our our kids back when they were still in diapers. One summer years later I was suffering from the above and thought what the heck, might as well give it a try. Have always kept some on hand since.
Best stuff and longest lasting I ever found for moisture/sweat related gaulding and chaffing skin irritations is A&D ointment. We first used it our our kids back when they were still in diapers. One summer years later I was suffering from the above and thought what the heck, might as well give it a try. Have always kept some on hand since.
Dude I worked with kept a big tub of cornstarch in the bathroom at the fab shop during the hot months for dusting his balls. One day a wet behind the ears kid asked what he meant by going to dust his balls. He explained that the cornstarch keeps the boys from chafing and the kid said he’d have to try that. I piped up and said yeah you just pop the cap off and dip yer old sweaty balls down in there and you be good to go. He got the strangest look on his face as he was processing that tidbit.
I even cut the cheap crap with corn starch. Some of that stuff gets a might touchy on tender parts.
Saw some Extra Strength Gold Bond, something like 5 or 6 times the menthol in the stuff.
Fuggin balls freeze right off with that stuff I bet. Be like substitution of Vicks for the Vaseline................likely a fella would never do THAT again.
Real men use Dr. Scholls foot powder same stuff but a little more horsepower. Dust up the boys in that schit and nothing will grow on em..
Them fellas down south are wondering
"Does it keep chiggers away too?"
I don't have a lot of experience with those vile little bastards but enough to know their vile little bastards. I remember them chewing the schit out of my ankles and legs at night in Costa Rica but don't remember them gnawing on my balls so it could well be.
A big + 1 on NOT putting Gold Bond Medicated on your ballsack,i was dancing an Irish jig .i had to run over to the torch cart, and blast O 2 Down my Carharts.everyone was looking at me like i d lost my mind.
I even cut the cheap crap with corn starch. Some of that stuff gets a might touchy on tender parts.
Saw some Extra Strength Gold Bond, something like 5 or 6 times the menthol in the stuff.
Fuggin balls freeze right off with that stuff I bet. Be like substitution of Vicks for the Vaseline................likely a fella would never do THAT again.
You better watch that fancy feminine powder, you’ll be callin that pootie-pooh litigation attorney
I even cut the cheap crap with corn starch. Some of that stuff gets a might touchy on tender parts.
Saw some Extra Strength Gold Bond, something like 5 or 6 times the menthol in the stuff.
Fuggin balls freeze right off with that stuff I bet. Be like substitution of Vicks for the Vaseline................likely a fella would never do THAT again.
You better watch that fancy feminine powder, you’ll be callin that pootie-pooh litigation attorney
I could not imagine packing my crack with A + D ointment, smelling like a diaper rash patient. Yuck, feeling like you got mud butt.
A&D isn't like that at all. It dries almost immediately leaving a protective non gooey coating against moisture and heals already chaffed and gaulded areas practically overnight. Wash affected area with a disinfectant soap and warm/hot water, dry off good, apply a thin coat of A&D.
Works better and quicker for me than Gold Bond, corn starch, or anything else I ever tried.
Remember 'Charlie" from Two And A Half Men? He's in the examination room, He looks down at his Nads. He looks up at the Doctor and says " Do these look infected?"
A big + 1 on NOT putting Gold Bond Medicated on your ballsack,i was dancing an Irish jig .i had to run over to the torch cart, and blast O 2 Down my Carharts.everyone was looking at me like i d lost my mind.
Gives you a rush.
Like “fug yeah, i can take on the world.”
Something out of a Jean Claude Van Dam kickboxer fightin movie.
If you guys would quit wearing panties you wouldn't have rash/monkey butt/swamp ass/chaffing etc etc, commando with straight denim, breathes, cools when working and lets your junk breathe.........................panties are for women.
Don't know what kind of work you've done in your lifetime, or where, or in what kind of clothes necessary for the type of work,
but sometimes the shower was worn off by 1000 hours.
And there wasn't another one coming for another 6-8 hours at least.
Swore off tighty-whiteys decades ago. Duluth Trading Post Armachillos boxers for the win. Seriously. No more need for powders of any sort.
No way i forking out $25 for a pair of drawers.
I hate paying $15 for 4 pair at the Walmart’s for FTL.
Last time I grabbed a package off the shelf to renew the supply in the drawers drawer, I was stunned when I got to the checkstand. Lady scanned it, up popped $40 on the screen for a 5 pack of Hanes boxer briefs...............no friggen way am I paying $8 a pair for undies. And that was a bag with a free pair in it, usually a 4 pack.
I was happy when I got home and found about 7 new pairs in a bag I bought a few years back, held in reserve.
Maybe those'll last until I'm so old I won't even remember if I'm wearing pants when I walk around the old folks' home?
Maybe that new online place.............[bleep]...................the artsy craftsy online store? (WTF?? E t s y is bleeped?? is that a code word for something bad??)
Might be able to find me some nice knitted or crocheted ones.........maybe even in that fancy merino wool stuff. NO polyester yarn goods for me, makes me sweat really bad, even in a shirt. Can't imagine that stuff near my nutsack. Be drippin' I tell tell you, need to stop and empty out my sandals every 15 minutes.
A big + 1 on NOT putting Gold Bond Medicated on your ballsack,i was dancing an Irish jig .i had to run over to the torch cart, and blast O 2 Down my Carharts.everyone was looking at me like i d lost my mind.
Gives you a rush.
Like “fug yeah, i can take on the world.”
Something out of a Jean Claude Van Dam kickboxer fightin movie.
Snorting high proof hand sanitizer works too....
You want a rush?
Try the Gold Bond foot powder in the blue can. Dump a 1/4 cup of that schitt down the front of your briefs.
Gold Bond on your junk is nothing compared to a mixture of ink, (from an auto leveler on a printing press) Fast Orange hand cleaner and Methyl Ethyl Ketone, (we used that nasty stuff to cut/clean ink and gear lube). I got splattered good with ink one day from about my waist to my head and was trying to clean it off. It wasn't going so well, so I decided to hit the shower with the Fast Orange and MEK in hand. When that chemical cocktail was rinsed down my body in the shower, my chit felt like it was lit on fire.
Some of the most intense pain I had ever experienced.
If you guys would quit wearing panties you wouldn't have rash/monkey butt/swamp ass/chaffing etc etc, commando with straight denim, breathes, cools when working and lets your junk breathe.........................panties are for women.
As a fat bastard I wholeheartedly disagree my good sir. Underwear is for rank amateurs and those whom require training wheels. Ohio July humidity with jeans on is crotch pot cooking level of discomfort I choose not to recall. Anything that helps in this issue, be it powder, grease, or tequila is a welcome addition.
I am speaking more to a Cornule ridge and general sack chaffing more than full fledged "monkney butt" or "swamp ass factor", even though one will easily lead to the other.