My Mom grabbed one for me and surprised me last night by putting in my yard.

It was gone this morning.

Hope they don't throw this one in their car as the half a can of bearing grease on the back of it might be hard to get off the seats.

Grease makes identifying culprits easy.

Well played.

Nice

That's a great idea. Or maybe smearing it with dog poop.

I hope they do throw it in the back seat.

Mix the grease with broken glass.

I'd set up a camera in case that gets them and they try to one up you.

I love it.

How about glueing the backs of mouse glue traps to the back borders of the sign.

Hig, so what did the trail cam show? A neighbor?

Get some rubber gloves and wipe poison ivy juice all over it.

I like electric fences. Just run a wire around the outer edge of the sign.

The kind I use, will make you not want to touch it twice.

You rotten basturd!

I like the way you think!!!!!!!

Solution...spike strips. Nails in boards should work fine.

Put your Trump, signs back up and put 12' board spike strips up between them, you won't have to go far to find their car or truck. Rio7

Put one close to the road like that, about radiator height, and drive a T post into the ground at a 45 degree angle behind it.

Not looking to hurt anyone.

Well, maybe their feelings.

Well played.

I like the grease, but bitumastic tar is most excellent. If you’re in a hurry, aerosol open gear lubricant is a great get you by.

Razor blades - they hold nicely to the corrugated plastic...

Habanero peppers finely pulverized and mixed with that axle Grease.

I was slicing jalapenos the other day and ended up using the restroom before I washed my hands. I'll never do that again. And they were just jalapenos.

Just get habanero extra and some wesson oil, brush it on.

TFF.

or you could just shoot....... one shot.... you know the rest semper fi

why not just stay up with a bottle of dickle and a loaded gun? castle law.

Why shoot the miserable POS when you can toy with their feeble, deranged minds with zero consequences?

They aint worth more than the glob of grease.

You would think, after the runs on firearms, there'd be a run on backhoes, or at least shovels.

Guess if ya bought a nighthawk or Wilson Combat, you'd get the hoe, and for a Glock, a shovel.

The guy that put this sign up had one stolen from his yard too. This one might be hard to steal.

They probably just wanted it for their own yard.

Gotta confess.

I stole a Biden sign.

I leave it hangin halfway outta my trash dumpster, ever week, until just before the truck comes by.

Hahaha. You too, huh?

I have a real hard time steering my truck away from Biden signs I see in some asswipes yard. 🤠