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Posted By: deflave UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
He says you are all LOSERS.

And he is a WINNER.

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Posted By: FOsteology Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Very nice!
Posted By: Sheister Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
He's probably right...
Posted By: keith_dunlap Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
I’m inclined to agree with him !
Posted By: Dixie_Rebel Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Looking at the beautiful moose he killed, he may be right. LOL
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Dang,

that fella graduated from ground sluicing grouse to ground sluicing moose!

Are you going to be able to talk him into at least posting a story about the hunt?
Posted By: Whitebird Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Fantastic..... Love that!
Posted By: woods_walker Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Glad to see that he is out and about. Thanks for letting us know...
Posted By: dye7barrel Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Very cool
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Yes indeed. Great bull and purdy wood!
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Hell to the yes. Magnificent animal killed with a gorgeous rifle.
Posted By: Sakoluvr Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by keith_dunlap
I’m inclined to agree with him !



+1

Tell him to come back and give us details about the gun/hunt or he sucks.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Dang,

that fella graduated from ground sluicing grouse to ground sluicing moose!

Are you going to be able to talk him into at least posting a story about the hunt?



He woke up a WINNER.

The end.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Sako .222 magnum?
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Dang,

that fella graduated from ground sluicing grouse to ground sluicing moose!

Are you going to be able to talk him into at least posting a story about the hunt?



He woke up a WINNER.

The end.



Cool story

Be better like this

He woke up a WINNER

Kilt a moose

Went to sleep a bigger WINNER
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Sako .222 magnum?


Draw a tag if you want to ask questions, LOSER.
Posted By: WYcoyote Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Guided high-fencer?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Geeze....he drop that big stupid heavy rifle on the poor thing or did the guide shoot it fer him?
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by Valsdad


Cool story

Be better like this

He woke up a WINNER

Kilt a moose

Went to sleep a bigger WINNER



There are no moose tags in loser'ville.

AKA California.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Got me there.

NO mooses here.

No grizz either.

I do know a few places I'd like to reintroduce them though.
Posted By: Springcove Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
That’s awesome. Congratulations to Shrapnel. We do have moose in Utah...
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Geeze....he drop that big stupid heavy rifle on the poor thing or did the guide shoot it fer him?


Clubbed it to death.

With his money clip.
Posted By: lvmiker Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
I wonder how Shrap decides which cool rifle to use for a hunt. I miss his posts.


mike r
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
He got an ingot of Lyman no.2 in that clip?

Maybe Linotype for the big stuff......
Posted By: Hook Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
What.....didn't use a 150 year old levergun or singleshot?

Look at the wood on that thing!

That's a heap of good eatin', lads...
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by lvmiker
I wonder how Shrap decides which cool rifle to use for a hunt. I miss his posts.


mike r



Well, he used a gay rifle for this one.

Bet its a Creedmooreo.
Posted By: MuskegMan Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20

'Flave, I'm sooo glad you can live vicariously thru Shrap.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by lvmiker
I wonder how Shrap decides which cool rifle to use for a hunt. I miss his posts.


mike r


He asks his assistant.

If it provides the wrong answer, it gets fired.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
He got an ingot of Lyman no.2 in that clip?

Maybe Linotype for the big stuff......


It was sold.

For a lot....
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by MuskegMan

'Flave, I'm sooo glad you can live vicariously thru Shrap.


+1
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by Springcove
That’s awesome. Congratulations to Shrapnel. We do have moose in Utah...


Las Vegas is a schit hole.

I love it.
Posted By: Loggah Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
grinI cant believe he didn't take it with a old levergun !!! grin nice. Don
Posted By: Magnum_Bob Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Bet that bull is mid 40 s wide+ that's a damn nice Shiras bull. Ain't that a once in a lifetime tag in Montana? Mb
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by Magnum_Bob
Bet that bull is mid 40 s wide+ that's a damn nice Shiras bull. Ain't that a once in a lifetime tag in Montana? Mb


Can't apply for another seven years.

I believe this is his second.
Posted By: hanco Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Wow. Retirement suites him !!!
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Geeze....he drop that big stupid heavy rifle on the poor thing or did the guide shoot it fer him?


Clubbed it to death.

With his money clip.

The last time I moose hunted I was armed with a fat roll of hundreds but at the last minute, I gave them to a friendly squirrel and just knocked the moose in the head with my cock. DRT. The squirrel seemed happy, the moose not so much. Moose was a little bigger than Shrap's.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Fantastic bull.
Posted By: gregintenn Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Ya’ll get that In Florida?
Posted By: MontanaMan Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Damn nice Shiras moose; from this year?

But I ain't no loser...............I pulled a moose permit in WY on the very 1st draw that I put in for there & kilt a decent animal.

MM
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by Magnum_Bob
Bet that bull is mid 40 s wide+ that's a damn nice Shiras bull. Ain't that a once in a lifetime tag in Montana? Mb


It's a beast for sure.
Posted By: lvmiker Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Springcove
That’s awesome. Congratulations to Shrapnel. We do have moose in Utah...


Las Vegas is a schit hole.

I love it.



It takes a discerning connoisseur of the bizarre to appreciate the subtlety that is Las Vegas.

That is the biggest Shiras Moose I have seen outside a National Park...hmmm, Shrap has some pretty good connections in Yellowstone.


mike r
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by MontanaMan
Damn nice Shiras moose; from this year?

But I ain't no loser...............I pulled a moose permit in WY on the very 1st draw that I put in for there & kilt a decent animal.

MM


Yes.

He just sent those pics.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Ya’ll get that In Florida?


I don't need them in Florida.

I have a friend that has a friend in Yellowstone.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by lvmiker


It takes a discerning connoisseur of the bizarre to appreciate the subtlety that is Las Vegas.


mike r


I love Vegas.
Posted By: Magnum_Bob Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
So what did it go 46- 50 "? 338 or 375? Mb
Posted By: 1911a1 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
After looking at that pic I'd have a hard time arguing that.
Posted By: Cascade Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Well that's just outstanding Sharpnel - congratulations!

DeFlave - thanks for sharing the photos.

Guy
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by Cascade
Well that's just outstanding Sharpnel - congratulations!

DeFlave - thanks for sharing the photos.

Guy


God bless America and God bless Shrapnel.
Posted By: memtb Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20

Nice bull..... lotta hamburger there! Congrats Shrapnel! memtb
Posted By: Old Ornery Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Nice little deer he butt shot!😁
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Cascade
Well that's just outstanding Sharpnel - congratulations!

DeFlave - thanks for sharing the photos.

Guy


God bless America and God bless Shrapnel.

God Bless The Donald too!
Posted By: DigitalDan Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
YOWZA!!!
Posted By: stxhunter Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Nice. i've put in for a tag in NH a few times but no luck.
Posted By: tikkanut Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20


Congrats Shrapnel !
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Thanks Mate, I miss Shrapnel !!!

Good going !
Posted By: gregintenn Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Cascade
Well that's just outstanding Sharpnel - congratulations!

DeFlave - thanks for sharing the photos.

Guy


God bless America and God bless Shrapnel.

God Bless The Donald too!

And God bless Trumpy Bear!
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Cascade
Well that's just outstanding Sharpnel - congratulations!

DeFlave - thanks for sharing the photos.

Guy


God bless America and God bless Shrapnel.


I think HE done did and several times with Shrap by the looks of things. smile
Posted By: Dave_Skinner Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
How come that moose isn't in three feet of slimy mud!? Not fair!
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Cascade
Well that's just outstanding Sharpnel - congratulations!

DeFlave - thanks for sharing the photos.

Guy


God bless America and God bless Shrapnel.

God Bless The Donald too!

AMEN
Posted By: kennymauser Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Not too shabby Schrap. maybe the next one will be full grown laugh

How are your knees holding up?

Did you have help getting him home?
Posted By: shawlerbrook Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Very nice ! I miss his tales of old leverguns.
Posted By: 12344mag Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Congratulations to the Legend!
Posted By: natman Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by deflave

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NIce moose, nice stock.

How long is the barrel on that rifle? It's hard to miss when you can put the muzzle on the bull's chest from across the canyon. wink
Posted By: AKCHOPPER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Nice to see Shrap doing good.
Posted By: Torqued Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Very nice moose.
Posted By: ruffcutt Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Nice! Ok’ Shrap Pappy gettin’ it done.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
He's sure a winner right now.

Just looking at that front shoulder gives me a sore back.
Posted By: tzone Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Nice. Dream hunt for me.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Shrapnel smells weird and his momma dresses him funny.
Posted By: SamOlson Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Nice goat.


Pretty sweet Tikka as well.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Sako .222 magnum?


Draw a tag if you want to ask questions, LOSER.



Meh, looks like a high fence hunt to me. Congrats to getting a pic without the corn feeder in the background.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/21/20
Originally Posted by Magnum_Bob
Bet that bull is mid 40 s wide+ that's a damn nice Shiras bull. Ain't that a once in a lifetime tag in Montana? Mb



That's a cull Yukon, don't let Clarke fool you.
Posted By: Idaho1945 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
That's a very nice Shiras moose, wide palms, great width, a real dandy taken by one of the best guys on the forum. Great job Shrapnel!!!

Dick
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Ah man I kill to go moose hunting.. you guys in the lower 48 and Florida are lucky!!!
Posted By: renegade50 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
👍
Posted By: Mike_S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Nice job. What did he use?
Posted By: TheLastLemming76 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by deflave
He says you are all LOSERS.

And he is a WINNER.

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I reckon he had a better day than I did. Nice purdy rifle to
Posted By: UPhiker Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
He needs to get a new photographer. Doesn't he know you're supposed to be at arm's length behind the antlers and take the photos with a wide angle lens from close in so that the antlers look about eight feet wide. (sarcasm)
Posted By: Dutch Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Well, his is bigger than mine, but at least I don’t use my scopes as a carry handle.... wink.
Posted By: Stormin_Norman Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
I think he’s faking and it’s just a pic by some road kill laugh
Posted By: jwp475 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20

CONGRATULATIONS!🎈🎉🎊🧨🍾💯 Nice Moose
Posted By: TimberRunner Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Oh boy. I'm gonna have to do this soon.
Posted By: mtnsnake Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Congrats Shrapnel , good moose!
Posted By: JGRaider Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
I woulda/coulda/shoulda been in Newfoundland as we speak trying to kill one myself at this time. Love that pic, thanks for posting. Give my regards to Shrap.
Posted By: Scotty Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Nice moose Congratulation to Sharpnel.
Posted By: sambo3006 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Congratulations to Shrapnel on a great moose!
Give him the regards of the good guys that are still here on 24hr.
Posted By: jerrys Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
They sure are big. Good shot, Good eaten.
Posted By: wabigoon Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Power to him!
Posted By: jwall Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
F A N T A S T I C ! !

CONGRATS

Please relay my admiration.


Jerry
Posted By: MontanaMan Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by jerrys
They sure are big. Good shot, Good eaten.


Unless you've been up close to one, you really cannot appreciate how much bigger they are than an elk. And the hide is about twice as thick.

As for eating, the one I killed was the toughest wild game I've ever tried to eat, including the tenderloins............absolutely could not get done chewing it, just tougher than shoe leather.

Not the same critter as Yukon or Alaskan moose.

MM
Posted By: 41rem Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Bet that bolt guns action is locked up real tight, heard he was running them hot loads again
Posted By: Seafire Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by deflave
He says you are all LOSERS.

And he is a WINNER.

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]



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Did he shoot that one, or is that one of the one's he talks about hitting with his Pickup?
oh that was Elk he was hitting with his pickup...

Shraps a good guy.. miss his posts...
Posted By: Ralphie Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Is that a restocked tikka in 6.5 creedmoor? That’s been cerokoted?
Posted By: HawkI Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Looks like his 300 Weatherby.
Posted By: CharlieFoxtrot Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
You gotta love Shrapnel. He does it with style or he just doesn't do it.

That's a fine bull sir.
Posted By: Sitka deer Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
He's sure a winner right now.

Just looking at that front shoulder gives me a sore back.

Take a look at a rear "shoulder" if a "front shoulder" scares you...;)
Posted By: MadMooner Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
He hit that goofy azz mule with his GTO?

Best thing that ever happened to that swamp donkey.
Posted By: EdM Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by JGRaider
I woulda/coulda/shoulda been in Newfoundland as we speak trying to kill one myself at this time. Love that pic, thanks for posting. Give my regards to Shrap.



Same here Johnny with my northern BC hunt. We will share photos next year I hope.
Posted By: Skankhunt42 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
That's pretty frickin awesome! Congrats to him.
Posted By: bamagun01 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Nice bull. Congratulations!
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by stxhunter
Nice. i've put in for a tag in NH a few times but no luck.



That's called LOSING.

Shrap is all about WINNING.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by Dave_Skinner
How come that moose isn't in three feet of slimy mud!? Not fair!


Shrap likes to keep things clean and easy.

He is the winningest of the winners.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by kennymauser
Not too shabby Schrap. maybe the next one will be full grown laugh

How are your knees holding up?

Did you have help getting him home?


The whole town was eager to assist.

The Shrap is a legend.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
He's sure a winner right now.

Just looking at that front shoulder gives me a sore back.



The tag and rifle were purchased with funds made by price gouging.

WINNER.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by tzone
Nice. Dream hunt for me.


No dream for shrap.

Only winning.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Magnum_Bob
Bet that bull is mid 40 s wide+ that's a damn nice Shiras bull. Ain't that a once in a lifetime tag in Montana? Mb



That's a cull Yukon, don't let Clarke fool you.


It was taken on the WINNING side of the state.

You live on the LOSER side.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by 79S
Ah man I kill to go moose hunting.. you guys in the lower 48 and Florida are lucky!!!


It is a very nice way to live.

We don't even need an outboard motor and skiff to fetch our mail.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by Dutch
Well, his is bigger than mine, but at least I don’t use my scopes as a carry handle.... wink.


That's because you're a loser.

Winners only purchase the best of the best. The scopes are unharmed.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by JGRaider
I woulda/coulda/shoulda been in Newfoundland as we speak trying to kill one myself at this time. Love that pic, thanks for posting. Give my regards to Shrap.


He won't take my calls but I will try.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by EdM
Originally Posted by JGRaider
I woulda/coulda/shoulda been in Newfoundland as we speak trying to kill one myself at this time. Love that pic, thanks for posting. Give my regards to Shrap.



Same here Johnny with my northern BC hunt. We will share photos next year I hope.


Here is a pic of shrapnel observing all the losers that didn't go moose hunting yesterday:


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Posted By: Just a Hunter Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Geez! I thought you were going to tell us he was sick or had died. Thankfully only the moose. Nice moose by the way.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by 41rem
Bet that bolt guns action is locked up real tight, heard he was running them hot loads again


It is seized for eternity.

But no matter. The moose is dead.
Posted By: CrimsonTide Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Congratulations to Shrapnel. Great photograph, I just wish it was full sized, so I could see the car lot sized American Flag flying off the end of his rifle barrel. You know it is there....
Posted By: Longbeardking Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Nice to see a thread that makes us smile for a change. Congratulations on a GREAT hunt.
Posted By: Raeford Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Nice moose
Did Safariman come winch it out for Shrap?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by EdM
Originally Posted by JGRaider
I woulda/coulda/shoulda been in Newfoundland as we speak trying to kill one myself at this time. Love that pic, thanks for posting. Give my regards to Shrap.



Same here Johnny with my northern BC hunt. We will share photos next year I hope.


Here is a pic of shrapnel observing all the losers that didn't go moose hunting yesterday:


[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]


Do you have the picture of you actively not glassing the elk in the background?

I like that one.
Posted By: Skankhunt42 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
He's sure a winner right now.

Just looking at that front shoulder gives me a sore back.



The tag and rifle were purchased with funds made by price gouging.

WINNER.


Hahaha, that one made me LOL
Posted By: efw Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by Sheister
He's probably right...


At least about him being a winner; that’s a gorgeous bull.
Posted By: Raeford Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Winning:
When you put the correct ammo in the correct rifle

easy-peasy
Posted By: sgt217 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Tell Shrap nice moose...Glad he shot it with a Savage...
Posted By: Sharpsman Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
You should have used your Sharps!
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
grin

That's good.........you have a memory like an elephant.

That's a lot of $75/bricks of 22rf.

Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
He's sure a winner right now.

Just looking at that front shoulder gives me a sore back.



The tag and rifle were purchased with funds made by price gouging.

WINNER.

Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
grin

That's good.........you have a memory like an elephant.

That's a lot of $75/bricks of 22rf.

Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
He's sure a winner right now.

Just looking at that front shoulder gives me a sore back.



The tag and rifle were purchased with funds made by price gouging.

WINNER.



Hey now let’s not bring up the past and shraps dealings of the past with $75-$100 for a brick of 22 ammo... as Deflave says we are all brothers here..
Posted By: tzone Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
He's sure a winner right now.

Just looking at that front shoulder gives me a sore back.



The tag and rifle were purchased with funds made by price gouging.

WINNER.



LMFAO
Posted By: tzone Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Originally Posted by sgt217
Tell Shrap nice moose...Glad he shot it with a Savage...


LOL
Posted By: M3taco Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Congratulations on a terrific animal and I'm sure some wonderful memories...and many tasty meals to boot.
Posted By: navlav8r Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Congrats on a nice bull Shrap. I can only wish...
Posted By: robertham1 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Nice moose, make sure he makes you some moose cock jerky


[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]very sad poetry
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Bump for those that did not see shrapnel's winning.
Posted By: dye7barrel Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Nice custom jerky.
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/22/20
Nice bull Schrapnel.
Just curious how you get a full size icechest at the killsite without roadhunting?

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BTW dflave gets no credit for this...lol.
I can post the fuggk out of my friend's huge big game trophies pictures too...LOL..🤣
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella
Nice bull Schrapnell.
Just curious how you get a full size icechest at the killsite without roadhunting?

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BTW dflave gets no credit for this...lol.
I can post the fuggk out of my friend's huge big game trophies pictures too...LOL..🤣


Sal,

That will not be a Montana bull.

You are a LOSER.
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
LOL.
Unlike you, I can post my own big game trophies all night and into tomorrow..🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: AKCHOPPER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella
Nice bull Schrapnel.
Just curious how you get a full size icechest at the killsite without roadhunting?

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

BTW dflave gets no credit for this...lol.
I can post the fuggk out of my friend's huge big game trophies pictures too...LOL..🤣

When you're a Legend.....you gots Peoples. lol
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
INBF Sal's polar bear. grin
Posted By: kennymauser Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Has it occurred to any of you that we are being set up-----you know it has happened!

Shrapnel might not even know he is in on this possible scam.

Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MontanaMan
Originally Posted by jerrys
They sure are big. Good shot, Good eaten.


Unless you've been up close to one, you really cannot appreciate how much bigger they are than an elk. And the hide is about twice as thick.

As for eating, the one I killed was the toughest wild game I've ever tried to eat, including the tenderloins............absolutely could not get done chewing it, just tougher than shoe leather.

Not the same critter as Yukon or Alaskan moose.

MM


My guess is that you boned it out before it could rigor mortis on the bone.
When you do that the meat rigors on itself creating the toughest meat imaginable.
Virtually inedible.
Not your fault..we are bombarded with the "cool it off asap "bullschidt from every angle.
You absolutely have to let the muscles rigor before boning it out.
I know these things
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
WGAF at least its not another RBG died everyone is out to get Trump thread.

Originally Posted by kennymauser
Has it occurred to any of you that we are being set up-----you know it has happened!

Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by AKCHOPPER
Originally Posted by Salmonella
Nice bull Schrapnel.
Just curious how you get a full size icechest at the killsite without roadhunting?

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

BTW dflave gets no credit for this...lol.
I can post the fuggk out of my friend's huge big game trophies pictures too...LOL..🤣

When you're a Legend.....you gots Peoples. lol


Hmmmm...
I gots people too...if you only knew...🤣
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella
LOL.
Unlike you, I can post my own big game trophies all night and into tomorrow..🤣🤣🤣


Salmonella,

Only because your wife allows it.



Dave
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Ouch bro.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Ouch bro.



That’s what she said...
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Salmonella
LOL.
Unlike you, I can post my own big game trophies all night and into tomorrow..🤣🤣🤣


Salmonella,

Only because your wife allows it.



Dave


Yeah but she is still smoking hot...and I don't wear [bleep] checkkered golf shorts and flat brimmed ball caps...🤣
Posted By: MontanaMan Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella
Originally Posted by MontanaMan
Originally Posted by jerrys
They sure are big. Good shot, Good eaten.


Unless you've been up close to one, you really cannot appreciate how much bigger they are than an elk. And the hide is about twice as thick.

As for eating, the one I killed was the toughest wild game I've ever tried to eat, including the tenderloins............absolutely could not get done chewing it, just tougher than shoe leather.

Not the same critter as Yukon or Alaskan moose.

MM


My guess is that you boned it out before it could rigor mortis on the bone.
When you do that the meat rigors on itself creating the toughest meat imaginable.
Virtually inedible.
Not your fault..we are bombarded with the "cool it off asap "bullschidt from every angle.
You absolutely have to let the muscles rigor before boning it out.
I know these things




Thanks for the info; I did not know that.

But it was the next day before the quarters were boned out, & then, by a meat cutter, as I didn't do it myself.

But it was an old bull that had been fighting.

MM
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Braise.
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
I have learned from making the very same mistake.
I shot an rarly sean, non rutting buck.
Got to it immediately.
Peeled the hide off and immediately boned it out.
The muscles were still twitching.
Ithat eww as the toughest piece of schidt imaginable.
I later learned that it was theresult of a condition called cold shortening.
Google it.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Sober up.......you're exposing your little d¢ck, Sheldon.

Originally Posted by Salmonella
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Salmonella
LOL.
Unlike you, I can post my own big game trophies all night and into tomorrow..🤣🤣🤣


Salmonella,

Only because your wife allows it.



Dave


Yeah but she is still smoking hot...and I don't wear [bleep] checkkered golf shorts and flat brimmed ball caps...🤣

Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Thats funny.

We built a fire and ate the tenderloins out of a still kicking Antelope once.

Best thing I ever ate.

Right next to the gut pile.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella


Yeah but she is still smoking hot...and I don't wear [bleep] checkkered golf shorts and flat brimmed ball caps...🤣


Sal,

You will wear whatever your wife tells you.

Because you are a LOSER.

Shrapnel is a WINNER.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Same here........but don't tell the expert with the hot wife and unlimited trophy pictures.

The one with the pencil neck.

Sheldon Cooper.

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Thats funny.

We built a fire and ate the tenderloins out of a still kicking Antelope once.

Best thing I ever ate.

Right next to the gut pile.

Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Sober up.......you're exposing your little d¢ck, Sheldon.

Originally Posted by Salmonella
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Salmonella
LOL.
Unlike you, I can post my own big game trophies all night and into tomorrow..🤣🤣🤣


Salmonella,

Only because your wife allows it.



Dave


Yeah but she is still smoking hot...and I don't wear [bleep] checkkered golf shorts and flat brimmed ball caps...🤣



LOL.
You want to move to Wyoming but don't even know what a mountain is...lol.
You'd stroke out at 500ft...🤣
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella


LOL.
You want to move to Wyoming but don't even know what a mountain is...lol.
You'd stroke out at 500ft...🤣


Sal,

I believe you know what a mountain is.

I also believe you can't drive a U-Haul over the top of one.

LOSER!
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Always remember, Sheldon.........there is always someone out there that is richer, better looking, and smarter.

You really ain't all that, Sheldon.

Best of luck.grin

Originally Posted by Salmonella
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Sober up.......you're exposing your little d¢ck, Sheldon.

Originally Posted by Salmonella
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Salmonella
LOL.
Unlike you, I can post my own big game trophies all night and into tomorrow..🤣🤣🤣


Salmonella,

Only because your wife allows it.



Dave


Yeah but she is still smoking hot...and I don't wear [bleep] checkkered golf shorts and flat brimmed ball caps...🤣



LOL.
You want to move to Wyoming but don't even know what a mountain is...lol.
You'd stroke out at 500ft...🤣

Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Same here........but don't tell the expert with the hot wife and unlimited trophy pictures.

The one with the pencil neck.

Sheldon Cooper.

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Thats funny.

We built a fire and ate the tenderloins out of a still kicking Antelope once.

Best thing I ever ate.

Right next to the gut pile.



It dont take a helluva lot to be better than you...🤣
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Always remember, Sheldon.........there is always someone out there that is richer, better looking, and smarter.




[Linked Image from media.giphy.com]
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Same here........but don't tell the expert with the hot wife and unlimited trophy pictures.

The one with the pencil neck.

Sheldon Cooper.

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Thats funny.

We built a fire and ate the tenderloins out of a still kicking Antelope once.

Best thing I ever ate.

Right next to the gut pile.



It dont take a helluva lot to be better than you...🤣


You really don't want your ass kicked by a Californian on a public forum do you?
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
PM me......we'll work something out, Sheldon.

Wedding in Michigan this weekend.......next week we're open.

I have all the equipment we'll need to be legal.

I'll stop by Wyoming on my way home.......for the 2nd archery elk hunt......2020.

Originally Posted by Salmonella
Originally Posted by Salmonella
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Same here........but don't tell the expert with the hot wife and unlimited trophy pictures.

The one with the pencil neck.

Sheldon Cooper.

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Thats funny.

We built a fire and ate the tenderloins out of a still kicking Antelope once.

Best thing I ever ate.

Right next to the gut pile.



It dont take a helluva lot to be better than you...🤣


You really don't want your ass kicked by a Californian on a public forum do you?

Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella


You really don't want your ass kicked by a Californian on a public forum do you?


Sal,

Does your wife let you fight?
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
PM me......we'll work something out, Sheldon.

Wedding in Michigan this weekend.......next week we're open.

I have all the equipment we'll need to be legal.



I hope Sal's wife isn't a COVID believer.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
His mask will be a nice target....

Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
PM me......we'll work something out, Sheldon.

Wedding in Michigan this weekend.......next week we're open.

I have all the equipment we'll need to be legal.



I hope Sal's wife isn't a COVID believer.
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Howabout we just compare photos.
You are such a bad ass there is no way I could possibly hold a candle to anything that you have ever done, being that im such a puusssy Californian right?

Better idea..go to bed..you might save a little of your pride....🤣
You talk some awfully big schidt...mister.
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
PM me......we'll work something out, Sheldon.

Wedding in Michigan this weekend.......next week we're open.

I have all the equipment we'll need to be legal.



I hope Sal's wife isn't a COVID believer.


My wife isn't a liberal.
She just loves her kids.
Ask the 24 population if their wives would leave their kids.
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
What a cluster phucqk!
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Still waiting on a PM.

I am free next week.......are you?

I have the time.....can be out there as soon as I get a mailing address.

Get your video equipment ready........I'll have mine too.

Let's do this, pencil neck Sheldon.

Originally Posted by Salmonella
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Howabout we just compare photos.
You are such a bad ass there is no way I could possibly hold a candle to anything that you have ever done, being that im such a puusssy Californian right?

Better idea..go to bed..you might save a little of your pride....🤣
You talk some awfully big schidt...mister.

Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Im glad to see Shrap hasnt completely cut off all ties to you, Col Travis. Maybe he thinks there is still some socially redeeming qualites there that remain hidden to most astute observers.

Maybe Shrap will return to the Fire now that you are no longer in Gods Country and hair assing him for places to take your beer paying nimrod sucker clientele to hunt?

Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20

Originally Posted by Salmonella


My wife isn't a liberal.
She just loves her kids.
Ask the 24 population if their wives would leave their kids.


Sal,

That is very unique to find a woman that loves her children.

Best to never leave their side.

Completely normal.
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Nice Moose.

Shraps just a bit confused about Swaro scopes and the 6.5 CM but seems OK.

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Thats funny.

We built a fire and ate the tenderloins out of a still kicking Antelope once.

Best thing I ever ate.

Right next to the gut pile.


All Joking aside you beat the rigor mortise.

It really is true if you bone and ice the meat fast it makes for some tough chewing.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Im glad to see Shrap hasnt completely cut off all ties to you, Col Travis. Maybe he thinks there is still some socially redeeming qualites there that remain hidden to most astute observers.

Maybe Shrap will return to the Fire now that you are no longer in Gods Country and hair assing him for places to take your beer paying nimrod sucker clientele to hunt?



Shrapnel and Gruff are my friends.

I am very proud of my friends.

We would never betray each other.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Howabout we just compare photos.
You are such a bad ass there is no way I could possibly hold a candle to anything that you have ever done, being that im such a puusssy Californian right?

Better idea..go to bed..you might save a little of your pride....🤣
You talk some awfully big schidt...mister.


Ha. PTL. Great to see another real hunter back to posting on the Fire.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
What a cluster phucqk!


Most entertaining thread of the month.
Posted By: duck911 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
The usual azzhats turn a thread into a complete chit show.

Surprise.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Still waiting on a PM.

I am free next week.......are you?

I have the time.....can be out there as soon as I get a mailing address.

Get your video equipment ready........I'll have mine too.

Let's do this, pencil neck Sheldon.



This reads like you guys are planning to fugk.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Ok gonna go make a bag of popcorn now.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by duck911
The usual azzhats turn a thread into a complete chit show.

Surprise.


Sal does this often.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Been guiding non-resident deer hunters in Iowa since 1997.

Dealt with plenty of 'Salmonellas' over the years. No telling them anything. Coincidently......success rates lower than average.

95% wind.

Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by Salmonella
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Howabout we just compare photos.
You are such a bad ass there is no way I could possibly hold a candle to anything that you have ever done, being that im such a puusssy Californian right?

Better idea..go to bed..you might save a little of your pride....🤣
You talk some awfully big schidt...mister.


Ha. PTL. Great to see another real hunter back to posting on the Fire.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
grin

Watch the movie....

Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Still waiting on a PM.

I am free next week.......are you?

I have the time.....can be out there as soon as I get a mailing address.

Get your video equipment ready........I'll have mine too.

Let's do this, pencil neck Sheldon.



This reads like you guys are planning to fugk.

Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by Salmonella
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Howabout we just compare photos.
You are such a bad ass there is no way I could possibly hold a candle to anything that you have ever done, being that im such a puusssy Californian right?

Better idea..go to bed..you might save a little of your pride....🤣
You talk some awfully big schidt...mister.


Ha. PTL. Great to see another real hunter back to posting disgusting political climate.
But I defend on the Fire.


Im just like you guys.
I hunt and fish my ass off...but for some reason because of where I was born...a few here try to paint me into that box.
I feel bad because I probably helped build that.
I hate California..because of the idiots that Im surrounded by and the disgusting political climate.
But I defend the life that I have here.
Some aren't deep thinking enough to understand that.
A few take great pleasure in berating me because Im not ready to throw it all away.
Nothing destroys a man's wealth and good being like a divorce...nothing.
I've already been down that road.
That's why I have not gone down it again.
I apologize that I lash out sometimes.
You know the guys that fuel that fire.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Ok gonna go make a bag of popcorn now.


Please stick your dick in the bowl so The Duck feels included.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella


Im just like you guys.
I hunt and fish my ass off...but for some reason because of where I was born...a few here try to paint me into that box.
I feel bad because I probably helped build that.
I hate California..because of the idiots that Im surrounded by and the disgusting political climate.
But I defend the life that I have here.
Some aren't deep thinking enough to understand that.
A few take great pleasure in berating me because Im not ready to throw it all away.
Nothing destroys a man's wealth and good being like a divorce...nothing.
I've already been down that road.
That's why I have not gone down it again.
I apologize that I lash out sometimes.
You know the guys that fuel that fire.



You're a douche bag.
Posted By: AKduck Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
I feel like I’ve read this story before.

Nice moose!
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Spoken like a true woman......

Tell us all more about your wife and money, Sheldon.

Originally Posted by Salmonella


Im just like you guys.
I hunt and fish my ass off...but for some reason because of where I was born...a few here try to paint me into that box.
I feel bad because I probably helped build that.
I hate California..because of the idiots that Im surrounded by and the disgusting political climate.
But I defend the life that I have here.
Some aren't deep thinking enough to understand that.
A few take great pleasure in berating me because Im not ready to throw it all away.
Nothing destroys a man's wealth and good being like a divorce...nothing.
I've already been down that road.
That's why I have not gone down it again.
I apologize that I lash out sometimes.
You know the guys that fuel that fire.

Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Go jump on a knitting forum.

Originally Posted by duck911
The usual azzhats turn a thread into a complete chit show.

Surprise.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
I respect you Mike, but do you have proof of that regarding Salmonella to back up such a derogatory comment regarding him, or are you bearing false witness?

As long as im at it, im on the Fire a bit now and then. What, if anything, have i missed concerning Salmonella that so many find objectionable about him, of course, other than the fact he lives in Ca?

If that is his sole sin, then let his detractors be real men and also impeach Fats or Rick Bin.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Longbeardking
Nice to see a thread that makes us smile for a change. Congratulations on a GREAT hunt.


Well, it was good while it lasted.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Like Joe Biden with Trump........he challenged me.......and I accept.

Let's do this.

I have been blessed in too many ways to incessantly blow about it.

He constantly does.

You don't see that, Jag?

Originally Posted by jaguartx
I respect you Mike, but do you have proof of that regarding Salmonella to back up such a derogatory comment regarding him, or are you bearing false witness?

As long as im at it, im on the Fire a bit now and then. What, if anything, have i missed concerning Salmonella that so many find objectionable about him, of course, other than the fact he lives in Ca?

If that is his sole sin, then let his detractors be real men and also impeach Fats or Rick Bin.

Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx
I respect you Mike, but do you have proof of that regarding Salmonella to back up such a derogatory comment regarding him, or are you bearing false witness?

As long as im at it, im on the Fire a bit now and then. What, if anything, have i missed concerning Salmonella that so many find objectionable about him, of course, other than the fact he lives in Ca?

If that is his sole sin, then let his detractors be real men and also impeach Fats or Rick Bin.


I never see these limp dix calling out the owner of this page for being a Californian
Funny..🤔
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
What a cluster phucqk!


Most entertaining thread of the month.

I don't know, like a beat horse. We really should just celebrate our community. Haa haa.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
This just in!!!!

Shrapnel is still a WINNER!

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]
Posted By: Mac84 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
That’s a dandy
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx
I respect you Mike, but do you have proof of that regarding Salmonella to back up such a derogatory comment regarding him, or are you bearing false witness?

As long as im at it, im on the Fire a bit now and then. What, if anything, have i missed concerning Salmonella that so many find objectionable about him, of course, other than the fact he lives in Ca?

If that is his sole sin, then let his detractors be real men and also impeach Fats or Rick Bin.


Why don't you read his posts in this thread and see if the light bulb gets a little brighter for you.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Mac84
That’s a dandy


You should see him with his shirt off.
Posted By: T_Inman Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MontanaMan
Originally Posted by jerrys
They sure are big. Good shot, Good eaten.


Unless you've been up close to one, you really cannot appreciate how much bigger they are than an elk. And the hide is about twice as thick.

As for eating, the one I killed was the toughest wild game I've ever tried to eat, including the tenderloins............absolutely could not get done chewing it, just tougher than shoe leather.

Not the same critter as Yukon or Alaskan moose.

MM


I killed a 54 1/2 inch Montana shiras in 2010 that was honestly the size of my 16 hand quarter horse and was aged at 10 years old. I deboned and aged it properly and he was about the best tasting wild game I have ever had. Quite possibly THE best and the most tender, to include calf elk I've killed.

In 2018 I killed a 2 year old 34" shiras bull in Wyoming. I deboned it the same way but due to circumstances couldn't get it aged like I wanted to, and it roughly fit Sal's description of poor meat care. It was absolutely the chewiest game meat I have ever had. I bitch about hunting in the heat but if it's not too hot out and doesn't get too cold at night, it does help tenderize and age the meat.

Just say'n...

I'll bet Shrap killed that bull on a private ranch somewhere and got a pickup right next to it, or due to the few numbers of the tags it could have been on public I am sure. There's nothing wrong being close to the road and I would have done the same if I had the ability to, without apology. Hopefully shrap's not trying to make it sound otherwise, but I've nothing against it if that's how it played out. In fact I would be a bit envious.
Posted By: Springcove Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Been guiding non-resident deer hunters in Iowa since 1997.

Dealt with plenty of 'Salmonellas' over the years. No telling them anything. Coincidently......success rates lower than average.

95% wind.

Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by Salmonella
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Howabout we just compare photos.
You are such a bad ass there is no way I could possibly hold a candle to anything that you have ever done, being that im such a puusssy Californian right?

Better idea..go to bed..you might save a little of your pride....🤣
You talk some awfully big schidt...mister.


Ha. PTL. Great to see another real hunter back to posting on the Fire.



No dog in this fight but this struck me funny. So does guiding in Iowa include driving them to the cornfield and dropping them off? Making sure the box blind has a heater? Asking for a friend.
Posted By: toltecgriz Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Ol' Shrap has some BFCs there. The C stands for chickens, BTW. smile

I swear I don't know why so many get their panties in a wad over nothing.

I was off in Minnesota for a week with no computer and life went on. Taking a break is a good thing.
Posted By: duck911 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Go jump on a knitting forum.

Originally Posted by duck911
The usual azzhats turn a thread into a complete chit show.

Surprise.




As usual, nothing of value to actually add. GFY.
Posted By: plainsman456 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Looks like there will be some good eats tonight.

Or whenever they do it.
Posted By: duck911 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by duck911
The usual azzhats turn a thread into a complete chit show.

Surprise.


Sal does this often.


And you, as a RULE.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by duck911
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by duck911
The usual azzhats turn a thread into a complete chit show.

Surprise.


Sal does this often.


And you, as a RULE.


Can somebody explain to The Duck of Downs who started this thread?
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Longbeardking
Nice to see a thread that makes us smile for a change. Congratulations on a GREAT hunt.


Well, it was good while it lasted.


Yeah, that pos Sal had to post something nice. I hate that fuggrr. He wont divorce his wife as god says to if she likes Cal, he shoots an kills stuff with a sorry crooked barrel pos gun, bastid pays taxes and i heard from a reliable lying dimocrap ratbastid he votes dimocrap.
Burn him at the steak.

Fughk. No wonder Zero won.

smirk
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Longbeardking
Nice to see a thread that makes us smile for a change. Congratulations on a GREAT hunt.


Well, it was good while it lasted.


Yeah, that pos Sal had to post something nice. I hate that fuggrr. He wont divorce his wife as god says to if she likes Cal, he shoots an kills stuff with a sorry crooked barrel pos gun, bastid pays taxes and i heard from a reliable lying dimocrap ratbastid he votes dimocrap.
Burn him at the steak.

Fughk. No wonder Zero won.

smirk


Good night jag.

Time to go to bed and forget everything you wrote tonight.
Posted By: Certifiable Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
This just in!!!!

Shrapnel is still a WINNER!

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]


Damn now there is a gun I’d never figure shrapnel to be ground sluicing with
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Too bad the ghosts that haunt you wont let you do the same.

So, what has your mortal enemy Sal done that eats away under your skin.

Come on, get you some real nightmares. Tell Rick Bin to cash it in and skip to sunny Florida. grin
Posted By: Rustyzipper Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Looks like Schrap's photo from years ago. RZ.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Or........it can include 'drive' hunts with firearms.

Setting up tree stands and ground blinds....for every wind direction.......pre-rut/post-rut......travel intersections........perennial scrape locations. Lots of walking hunters to stands.

The most time consuming is trail marking with reflectors and ribbon. Works great til an overachiever forgets his flashlight and gets lost in the dark.

You would be surprised how many hunters pay little attention to wind direction when selecting a bow stand. Hint: weather radio.....online weather sites.

Many southern hunters get stuck on hunting acorn ridges.

Western hunters often get lost.......discussing directions (NSEW) gets you a deer in headlights looks, many times. No sun reference capability whatsoever.

East coasters......Always something wrong. Screw the hunting partners, too.

We had a guy sight in his new bow in the headlights....night before he was supposed to hunt.

Enough material to write an entertaining book. Lots of experts.....can usually tell first 30 minutes.

Generalizing, always exceptions.

When in Rome.....do as the Romans do.

If they listen throughout the week.......they stand a good chance at opportunity.

Many P&Y......few B&C.

Timberghost opened a year after we did. They border our property. We are fair chase......they have high fences.

Pat Deblasio had the #55 archery off my property, bordering Case Proving Grounds......but that has been a few years ago....likely down list now.

Please tell your friend.

Originally Posted by Springcove
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Been guiding non-resident deer hunters in Iowa since 1997.

Dealt with plenty of 'Salmonellas' over the years. No telling them anything. Coincidently......success rates lower than average.

95% wind.

Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by Salmonella
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Howabout we just compare photos.
You are such a bad ass there is no way I could possibly hold a candle to anything that you have ever done, being that im such a puusssy Californian right?

Better idea..go to bed..you might save a little of your pride....🤣
You talk some awfully big schidt...mister.


Ha. PTL. Great to see another real hunter back to posting on the Fire.



No dog in this fight but this struck me funny. So does guiding in Iowa include driving them to the cornfield and dropping them off? Making sure the box blind has a heater? Asking for a friend.

Posted By: Springcove Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Lots of work. Definitely different than what the West guides do. Good luck this season.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Thanks......

Originally Posted by Springcove
Lots of work. Definitely different than what the West guides do. Good luck this season.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Springcove, you and me and Sal just dont cut the fugging mustard. We dont take money from nimrod greenhorn city slickers and get them a critter to put on their wall to show other city slickers how great they are at hunting.

Well, Fugk us losers.
Posted By: hillestadj Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella

Im just like you guys.
I hunt and fish my ass off...but for some reason because of where I was born...a few here try to paint me into that box.
I feel bad because I probably helped build that.
I hate California..because of the idiots that Im surrounded by and the disgusting political climate.
But I defend the life that I have here.
Some aren't deep thinking enough to understand that.
A few take great pleasure in berating me because Im not ready to throw it all away.
Nothing destroys a man's wealth and good being like a divorce...nothing.
I've already been down that road.
That's why I have not gone down it again.
I apologize that I lash out sometimes.
You know the guys that fuel that fire.


"Oh, my aching c.unt!!!"

Its not where you live that makes everyone hate you, its the perpetual menstruation thats off putting. Damned if being on the rag 24/7 isn't common on the west coast though.
Posted By: Springcove Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Jag I have never hunted Whitetails and was just trying to bring some levity to the conversation. Those guys put in a lot of work and it’s definitely different hunting than I do. I have a friend who’s a guide in Idaho and it’s all pack horses and remote camps.

Happy hunting season. It’s the best time of the year...
Posted By: add Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Ouch bro.



That’s what she HE said...


#AmIRight?
Posted By: _B78_ Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
good looking moose! that being said..... who gives a rats shiny a-- whether the man hiked ten miles in his underware to tie a rope and drag it out by his daddy bag, or whether he shot it from his back porch, or whether he beat it to death with the last noodle on his spaghetti plate. deflave take two Midol and call it a night.callin everyone loosers isnt the best opening. again great pic and congratulations on it! just because someone doesn't do things the way you do it doesn't mean they are undeserving or less than.....a strait shot is a strait shot.
Posted By: add Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Whadda mess...


Bottom line, Shrap has lost his log-in.
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by duck911
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by duck911
The usual azzhats turn a thread into a complete chit show.
Surprise.

Sal does this often.

And you, as a RULE.

Can somebody explain to The Duck of Downs who started this thread?


Duck911,

As Clarke was the OP of this thread it was intended from the start to be a chit show complete with ball bustin and azzhats.

Possibly Lighten Up? cool
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
One time....during first season shotgun, had a New York hunter with a very fancy and little-used scoped, rifled shotgun. 2 New Yorkers in camp.

Towards the end of their hunt.....we planned a push.

I got the map out and directed them to standing locations......but also mentioned walking around a pond in the middle of a 60 acre field, on the way.

Nice shotgun guy asked why? I mentioned jumping many deer around the pond saplings.....bucks liking to bed there.

Guy asked how nice? I said I jumped a 130 there....he quickly informed me he was looking for a 160 or better.

I asked that they please humor me......they didn't want to.

Both hunters unloaded their shotguns on a 190+.....saplings by pond.

Nice shotgun 'banker' guy got sick.......but they went to the standing spots anyway. His partner shot a 162 on that drive.

Found both sheds for the 190 next spring. Jersey hunter got him next year....bow.

When in Rome......

Originally Posted by jaguartx
Springcove, you and me and Sal just dont cut the fugging mustard. We dont take money from nimrod greenhorn city slickers and get them a critter to put on their wall to show other city slickers how great they are at hunting.

Well, Fugk us losers.

Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
One time....during first season shotgun, had a New York hunter with a very fancy and little-used rifled shotgun. 2 New Yorkers in camp.

Towards the end of their hunt.....we planned a push.

I got the map out and directed them to standing locations......but also mentioned walking around a pond in the middle of a 60 acre field.

Nice shotgun guy asked why? I mentioned jumping many deer around the pond saplings.....bucks liking to bed there.

Guy asked how nice? I said I jumped a 130 there....he quickly informed me he was looking for a 160 or better.

I asked that they please humor me......they didn't want to.

Both hunters unloaded their shotguns on a 190+.....saplings by pond.

Nice shotgun 'banker' guy got sick.......but they went to the standing spots anyway. His partner shot a 162 on that drive.

Found both sheds for the 190 next spring. Jersey hunter got him next year....bow.

When in Rome......

Originally Posted by jaguartx
Springcove, you and me and Sal just dont cut the fugging mustard. We dont take money from nimrod greenhorn city slickers and get them a critter to put on their wall to show other city slickers how great they are at hunting.

Well, Fugk us losers.



Western hunters hunt.
Eastern hunters shoot.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
I wonce chot a dear wid hemorrhoids.
Posted By: Mule Deer Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Shrap called me shortly after the moose-tag drawing last summer, saying he'd put in for an area he knew well but had drawn for another he'd never even seen--or applied for.

This happened to more than a few people, with various kinds of big game this year, due to the suddenly introduced, so-called all online "system" of Montana FWP. My wife's application is an example. All of her applications got thrown out because of a computer glitch that decided she's "active military." (On the other hand, she's the only person I've actually know besides Shrapnel to draw two Montana moose tags--and her second was for an antlerless moose, not a another bull.)

But instead of whining Shrap went scouting, in an area a 150-mile drive from his home. He found some nice moose in the area he'd never seen before, and killed a good bull. I don't know the particulars of this moose, but he worked for it.

On the rare occasions I visit this part of the Campfire anymore, it's always interesting that some of the same people keep making know-it-all posts about things they know nothing about.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Well said on Shrap.

Wasnt John Steinbeck queer?
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by hillestadj
Originally Posted by Salmonella

Im just like you guys.
I hunt and fish my ass off...but for some reason because of where I was born...a few here try to paint me into that box.
I feel bad because I probably helped build that.
I hate California..because of the idiots that Im surrounded by and the disgusting political climate.
But I defend the life that I have here.
Some aren't deep thinking enough to understand that.
A few take great pleasure in berating me because Im not ready to throw it all away.
Nothing destroys a man's wealth and good being like a divorce...nothing.
I've already been down that road.
That's why I have not gone down it again.
I apologize that I lash out sometimes.
You know the guys that fuel that fire.


"Oh, my aching c.unt!!!"

Its not where you live that makes everyone hate you, its the perpetual menstruation thats off putting. Damned if being on the rag 24/7 isn't common on the west coast though.


"People " dont hate me...trolls do.
If you let people beat on you you..you are a puzzxy.
If you defend yourself you are thin skinned.
This is the way of the internet passive aggressive.
Posted By: add Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella
Originally Posted by hillestadj
Originally Posted by Salmonella

Im just like you guys.
I hunt and fish my ass off...but for some reason because of where I was born...a few here try to paint me into that box.
I feel bad because I probably helped build that.
I hate California..because of the idiots that Im surrounded by and the disgusting political climate.
But I defend the life that I have here.
Some aren't deep thinking enough to understand that.
A few take great pleasure in berating me because Im not ready to throw it all away.
Nothing destroys a man's wealth and good being like a divorce...nothing.
I've already been down that road.
That's why I have not gone down it again.
I apologize that I lash out sometimes.
You know the guys that fuel that fire.


"Oh, my aching c.unt!!!"

Its not where you live that makes everyone hate you, its the perpetual menstruation thats off putting. Damned if being on the rag 24/7 isn't common on the west coast though.


"People " dont hate me...trolls do.
If you let people beat on you you..you are a puzzxy.
If you defend yourself you are thin skinned.
This is the way of the internet passive aggressive.


Are those Tupac's lyrics?
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
That's funny. Two weeks ago.....road hunters galore......even during archery season.....zone 7 elk.

Talked 3 hours with 'Rodney'.......Game and Fish......Douglas, Wyoming.

He sent us to some private landowners....because he knows we walk....and actually hunt.

Gun season a thousand times worse.....road hunting side by sides. Tracs in November/December.

Originally Posted by Salmonella

Western hunters hunt.
Eastern hunters shoot.

Posted By: local_dirt Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Certifiable
Originally Posted by deflave
This just in!!!!

Shrapnel is still a WINNER!

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]


Damn now there is a gun I’d never figure shrapnel to be ground sluicing with




Beto gonna come get that there machine gun.
Posted By: Cariboujack Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Congratulations Shrap. Looks like retirement is doing you well. Nice moose. Appears to be pushing the upper 40" range. Any moose is a trophy. Especially nice Shiras. Take care of yourself.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Hey, every ship of fools needs a dog to chew on.

I once sat on a hilltop outside Cortez Co. near the city dump. It backed up against tbe Nat Park with the Anastasi (iirc) cliff dwellings. Just as a booner fed down a distant ridge and was about to come off the park and eat a 270 Wby mag partition, a pack of starving junk yard dogs nearby turned on and ate one of their companions.

The sounds of the melee were quite disconcerting to me and Mr Booner and he dropped over the far side of the ridge he was feeding down to die, and instead, another critter took his death nearby.

From that point on ive not cared much for turning dog packs.
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
That's funny. Two weeks ago.....road hunters galore......even during archery season.....zone 7 elk.

Talked 3 hours with 'Rodney'.......Game and Fish......Douglas, Wyoming.

He sent us to some private landowners....because he knows we walk....and actually hunt.

Gun season a thousand times worse.....road hunting side by sides. Tracs in November/December.
successful Ca
Originally Posted by Salmonella

Western hunters hunt.
Eastern hunters shoot.



I had a Wyoming game and fish warden tell my son and I that he was astonished as how successful California hunters were.
I respectfully told him that we had the highest mountains in North America shy of Denali and lots of competition
He scratched his chin and said..."that makes perfect sense ".
Posted By: MadMooner Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
I heard Shrap shot that thing on the way to the range.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Your game drives are easy........set up at the opposite end of the fire.

Originally Posted by Salmonella
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
That's funny. Two weeks ago.....road hunters galore......even during archery season.....zone 7 elk.

Talked 3 hours with 'Rodney'.......Game and Fish......Douglas, Wyoming.

He sent us to some private landowners....because he knows we walk....and actually hunt.

Gun season a thousand times worse.....road hunting side by sides. Tracs in November/December.
successful Ca
Originally Posted by Salmonella

Western hunters hunt.
Eastern hunters shoot.



I had a Wyoming game and fish warden tell my son and I that he was astonished as how successful California hunters were.
I respectfully told him that we had the highest mountains in North America shy of Denali and lots of competition
He scratched his chin and said..."that makes perfect sense ".
Posted By: MadMooner Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Not everyone road hunts in the west. It just seems like it if you’re hunting by the road. Lol.
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
I like easy ones too.
I never meant my comments to slight that beautiful bull of his.
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Your game drives are easy........set up at the opposite end of the fire.

Originally Posted by Salmonella
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
That's funny. Two weeks ago.....road hunters galore......even during archery season.....zone 7 elk.

Talked 3 hours with 'Rodney'.......Game and Fish......Douglas, Wyoming.

He sent us to some private landowners....because he knows we walk....and actually hunt.

Gun season a thousand times worse.....road hunting side by sides. Tracs in November/December.
successful Ca
Originally Posted by Salmonella

Western hunters hunt.
Eastern hunters shoot.



I had a Wyoming game and fish warden tell my son and I that he was astonished as how successful California hunters were.
I respectfully told him that we had the highest mountains in North America shy of Denali and lots of competition
He scratched his chin and said..."that makes perfect sense ".


Lol


You aint never hunted with me and my kid...🤣
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Your whitetail lungs would explode...lol.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
So.....you got the hemorrhoids then?

Originally Posted by jaguartx
Hey, every ship of fools needs a dog to chew on.

I once sat on a hilltop outside Cortez Co. near the city dump. It backed up against tbe Nat Park with the Anastasi (iirc) cliff dwellings. Just as a booner fed down a distant ridge and was about to come off the park and eat a 270 Wby mag partition, a pack of starving junk yard dogs nearby turned on and ate one of their companions.

The sounds of the melee were quite disconcerting to me and Mr Booner and he dropped over the far side of the ridge he was feeding down to die, and instead, another critter took his death nearby.


Originally Posted by jaguartx
I wonce chot a dear wid hemorrhoids.




Posted By: add Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20

So,

Bottom line is, Shrap has lost his log-in (again).
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by add

So,
Bottom line is, Shrap has lost his log-in (again).

grin
I thought he volunteered....
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
So.....you got the hemorrhoids then?

Originally Posted by jaguartx
Hey, every ship of fools needs a dog to chew on.

I once sat on a hilltop outside Cortez Co. near the city dump. It backed up against tbe Nat Park with the Anastasi (iirc) cliff dwellings. Just as a booner fed down a distant ridge and was about to come off the park and eat a 270 Wby mag partition, a pack of starving junk yard dogs nearby turned on and ate one of their companions.

The sounds of the melee were quite disconcerting to me and Mr Booner and he dropped over the far side of the ridge he was feeding down to die, and instead, another critter took his death nearby.
every Californian.



I wouldn't say what I say if every single word of your mouth was against Every Californian.
Not just California liberals, but every Californian.
Ive been a hard core hunter and conservative all of my life.
You would not believe some of the schitttt ive been in on.
I look at the schiatt you post on here...and I can't help but get pissed off.
If you only knew what some of us know..mmmm.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Save....very impressive.
grin

Originally Posted by Salmonella


I wouldn't say what I say if every single word of your mouth was against Every Californian.
Not just California liberals, but every Californian.
Ive been a hard core hunter and conservative all of my life.
You would not believe some of the schitttt ive been in on.
I look at the schiatt you post on here...and I can't help but get pissed off.
If you only knew what some of us know..mmmm.

Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MadMooner
I heard Shrap shot that thing on the way to the range.


Hahaha. Tff. Theres always one. Touche, MB.

A lifetime ago i walked into a taxidermy shop in Jackson Hole on a nice eye disease CE trip.

The taxi was busy and had no time for me as i looked amazed at Gods gift to the Mule Deer world hanging on a wall. The lying bastid tore my heart out saying it was some kids first deer taken from his pickup truck while taking a load of garbage to the local city dump.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
+1grin

Originally Posted by hillestadj


"Oh, my aching c.unt!!!"

Its not where you live that makes everyone hate you, its the perpetual menstruation thats off putting. Damned if being on the rag 24/7 isn't common on the west coast though.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
+1grin

Originally Posted by hillestadj


"Oh, my aching c.unt!!!"

Its not where you live that makes everyone hate you, its the perpetual menstruation thats off putting. Damned if being on the rag 24/7 isn't common on the west coast though.



Well there's a lie, liar. Everyone?

Darn. I must have missed that. Got a linkS? Or, maybe you are just getting your nose brown from DeFlaves azzwhole?

How about you, Mike. Got any links?
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
What? What lie?

You've seen what Salmonella has posted.

What exactly do you want a link to?

Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
+1grin

Originally Posted by hillestadj


"Oh, my aching c.unt!!!"

Its not where you live that makes everyone hate you, its the perpetual menstruation thats off putting. Damned if being on the rag 24/7 isn't common on the west coast though.



Well there's a lie, liar. Everyone?

Darn. I must have missed that. Got a linkS? Or, maybe you are just getting your nose brown from DeFlaves azzwhole?

Posted By: MadMooner Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by add

So,

Bottom line is, Shrap has lost his log-in (again).


He gets it confused with his safe combinations....
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
What? What lie?

You've seen what Salmonella has posted.

What exactly do you want a link to?

Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
+1grin

Originally Posted by hillestadj


"Oh, my aching c.unt!!!"

Its not where you live that makes everyone hate you, its the perpetual menstruation thats off putting. Damned if being on the rag 24/7 isn't common on the west coast though.



Well there's a lie, liar. Everyone?

Darn. I must have missed that. Got a linkS? Or, maybe you are just getting your nose brown from DeFlaves azzwhole?


Duh, Everyone hates Sal. Duh. Fughk.

Ok, so maybe ive missed them. So egregious? Ok, post up. Ill check tomorrow. That should give you enough time. Or would you prefer next week?

In the mean time, good night.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Hey Doc thanks for the shout out.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Hey Doc thanks for the shout out.


Fughk you too asswhole. You and Sal divorce yer wives an GTF OUT. Thats what reel men doo. WTF is wong wid you. You fuggin think this is Amerka er sumting? wink
Posted By: hillestadj Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx

Duh, Everyone hates Sal. Duh. Fughk.

Ok, so maybe ive missed them. So egregious? Ok, post up. Ill check tomorrow. That should give you enough time. Or would you prefer next week?

In the mean time, good night.


It'll be in the next QAnon drop, just wait for it.

In the mean time praise HIM and pass the bottle.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Hey Doc thanks for the shout out.


Fughk you too asswhole. You and Sal divorce yer wives an GTF OUT. Thats what reel men doo. WTF is wong wid you. You fuggin think this is Amerka er sumting? wink


I love you too Doc.

GFY

😘😁

Posted By: local_dirt Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MadMooner
I heard Shrap shot that thing on the way to the range.




Nah. He was after a grouse in a tree.
Posted By: robertham1 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Could you imagine the rumors if a bunch of Californian men divorced their wives and moved to Texas?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Hey!

What in the hell is going on here?

I started this thread to accomplish one thing.......to tease Shrapnel enough that he would come out of retirement.

Now you jackwagons have messed it up!
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Can someone take me moose hunting please??
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Salmonella


Im just like you guys.
I hunt and fish my ass off...but for some reason because of where I was born...a few here try to paint me into that box.
I feel bad because I probably helped build that.
I hate California..because of the idiots that Im surrounded by and the disgusting political climate.
But I defend the life that I have here.
Some aren't deep thinking enough to understand that.
A few take great pleasure in berating me because Im not ready to throw it all away.
Nothing destroys a man's wealth and good being like a divorce...nothing.
I've already been down that road.
That's why I have not gone down it again.
I apologize that I lash out sometimes.
You know the guys that fuel that fire.



You're a douche bag.


Chit gots real around here real quick..
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by robertham1
Could you imagine the rumors if a bunch of Californian men divorced their wives and moved to Texas?

That's pretty good.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Certifiable


Damn now there is a gun I’d never figure shrapnel to be ground sluicing with


He loves those things.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Too bad the ghosts that haunt you wont let you do the same.

So, what has your mortal enemy Sal done that eats away under your skin.

Come on, get you some real nightmares. Tell Rick Bin to cash it in and skip to sunny Florida. grin



Texas strong...

Per always.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Rustyzipper
Looks like Schrap's photo from years ago. RZ.


It's called immortality.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx


Well, Fugk us losers.


Took you awhile.

But you're getting there.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by _B78_
good looking moose! that being said..... who gives a rats shiny a-- whether the man hiked ten miles in his underware to tie a rope and drag it out by his daddy bag, or whether he shot it from his back porch, or whether he beat it to death with the last noodle on his spaghetti plate. deflave take two Midol and call it a night.callin everyone loosers isnt the best opening. again great pic and congratulations on it! just because someone doesn't do things the way you do it doesn't mean they are undeserving or less than.....a strait shot is a strait shot.



^^^Check out this no moose killing LOSER^^^.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Mule Deer
Shrap called me shortly after the moose-tag drawing last summer, saying he'd put in for an area he knew well but had drawn for another he'd never even seen--or applied for.

This happened to more than a few people, with various kinds of big game this year, due to the suddenly introduced, so-called all online "system" of Montana FWP. My wife's application is an example. All of her applications got thrown out because of a computer glitch that decided she's "active military." (On the other hand, she's the only person I've actually know besides Shrapnel to draw two Montana moose tags--and her second was for an antlerless moose, not a another bull.)

But instead of whining Shrap went scouting, in an area a 150-mile drive from his home. He found some nice moose in the area he'd never seen before, and killed a good bull. I don't know the particulars of this moose, but he worked for it.

On the rare occasions I visit this part of the Campfire anymore, it's always interesting that some of the same people keep making know-it-all posts about things they know nothing about.


Yes.

He was in unfamiliar territory but scored big.

He had two other booners located but this guy showed up first as I understood.

Congrats to Eileen on her second tag.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella


"People " dont hate me...trolls do.
If you let people beat on you you..you are a puzzxy.
If you defend yourself you are thin skinned.
This is the way of the internet passive aggressive.


Be sure to tuck your adult child into bed this evening.

Maybe even sing a lullaby.

LOL
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella


I had a Wyoming game and fish warden tell my son and I that he was astonished as how successful California hunters were.
I respectfully told him that we had the highest mountains in North America shy of Denali and lots of competition
He scratched his chin and said..."that makes perfect sense ".


Wow.

An out of state hunter explaining why his state has the best hunters and toughest terrain, while he hunts in somebody else's state.

I bet he never encountered THAT before.

LOL
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella


I wouldn't say what I say if every single word of your mouth was against Every Californian.
Not just California liberals, but every Californian.
Ive been a hard core hunter and conservative all of my life.
You would not believe some of the schitttt ive been in on.
I look at the schiatt you post on here...and I can't help but get pissed off.
If you only knew what some of us know..mmmm.


Sal,

How many years of yoga did you need to take before you could suck your own dick?

Asking for a friend...
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Hey!

What in the hell is going on here?



You'll have to ask jag.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
If this was directed at me......wasn't really complaining about road hunters......the game warden was.

The landowner names he forwarded had a problem with those types of hunters......so Rod felt comfortable sending us there. We may hunt one of those properties next month.

Roads have little effect where we normally hunt. But we usually have the camper close to the road, on BLM land. It is hard not to notice.

Originally Posted by MadMooner
Not everyone road hunts in the west. It just seems like it if you’re hunting by the road. Lol.

Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
In my limited experience......Pronghorn are an exception to this.

Originally Posted by JohnBurns


Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Thats funny.

We built a fire and ate the tenderloins out of a still kicking Antelope once.

Best thing I ever ate.

Right next to the gut pile.


All Joking aside you beat the rigor mortise.

It really is true if you bone and ice the meat fast it makes for some tough chewing.
Posted By: jorgeI Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Please pass to Shrap my congratulations on a beautiful bull.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

Western hunters often get lost.......discussing directions (NSEW) gets you a deer in headlights looks, many times. No sun reference capability whatsoever.

East coasters......Always something wrong. Screw the hunting partners, too.



So very true. East coast hunters and western hunters really can't hold a candle to Iowa hunters. It's true, hunting the wily farmland whitetail gives them fits, what with all the intricacies of following directions to the stand. But they have an especially difficult time when pursuing the Iowa Christmas Turkey. Try as they might, the Christmas Turkey remains a mystery to them. Shrouded in an enigma, as it were.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
These stereotypes are derived strictly through experience.

A few other observations:

When a hunter wants to shoot his bow right after the morning hunt......go check the morning stand location for blood.

Counting quiver arrows only works once. Expressions when asked about missing arrow are priceless.

Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

Western hunters often get lost.......discussing directions (NSEW) gets you a deer in headlights looks, many times. No sun reference capability whatsoever.

East coasters......Always something wrong. Screw the hunting partners, too.



So very true. East coast hunters and western hunters really can't hold a candle to Iowa hunters. It's true, hunting the wily farmland whitetail gives them fits, what with all the intricacies of following directions to the stand. But they have an especially difficult time when pursuing the Iowa Christmas Turkey. Try as they might, the Christmas Turkey remains a mystery to them. Shrouded in an enigma, as it were.

Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
These stereotypes are derived strictly through experience.

A few other observations:

When a hunter wants to shoot his bow right after the morning hunt......go check the morning stand location for blood.



Same with the observations on the Christmas Turkey.

But then again, this thread is not about Christmas Turkeys, or Iowa whitetails.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
One of George's best CD's......

Originally Posted by _B78_
.....a strait shot is a strait shot.




Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jaguartx


Well, Fugk us losers.


Took you awhile.

But you're getting there.


Hahaha. Tff.
Posted By: Magnum_Bob Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Certifiable


Damn now there is a gun I’d never figure shrapnel to be ground sluicing with


He loves those things.


Saiga 410 right? 5 round mag same as a 1100 in principle. Your prejudice is showing. He likes the M1 Garand also as well as other historic weapons like winchesters and Sharps rifles. Only thing that abounds on this forum thread are critics. Seems like it's to damned hard for some here to say congrats. MB
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Sounds like he bought himself another one........
Posted By: Switch Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
I miss Shrapnel, thunk he was one of the good guys, sure had some nice rifles and great comments. It ain't braggin...........
Posted By: callnum Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
I have never seen anyone wear Sitka camo to sluice grouse. Kinda funny.
Posted By: BobBrown Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Shrapnel in love with Ruger American Rifles
Posted By: Huntz Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
The Duck does not hang with Shrapnel anymore.He found some other loser,
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by jorgeI
Please pass to Shrap my congratulations on a beautiful bull.


Jorge,

That is a polite and thoughtful response and I will pass it along.

Perhaps you are more white than I realized.

God bless,
Dave
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

Western hunters often get lost.......discussing directions (NSEW) gets you a deer in headlights looks, many times. No sun reference capability whatsoever.

East coasters......Always something wrong. Screw the hunting partners, too.



So very true. East coast hunters and western hunters really can't hold a candle to Iowa hunters. It's true, hunting the wily farmland whitetail gives them fits, what with all the intricacies of following directions to the stand. But they have an especially difficult time when pursuing the Iowa Christmas Turkey. Try as they might, the Christmas Turkey remains a mystery to them. Shrouded in an enigma, as it were.


I’d appreciate any effort to make this thread less contentious.

Thanks in advance.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Magnum_Bob
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Certifiable


Damn now there is a gun I’d never figure shrapnel to be ground sluicing with


He loves those things.


Saiga 410 right? 5 round mag same as a 1100 in principle. Your prejudice is showing. He likes the M1 Garand also as well as other historic weapons like winchesters and Sharps rifles. Only thing that abounds on this forum thread are critics. Seems like it's to damned hard for some here to say congrats. MB


Magnum Bob,

Yes that is correct. It is a Saiga.

I don’t know what the rest of your post means.

Please find and use a translator.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Sounds like he bought himself another one........


Please check on wabigoon’s cow.

I believe it goes by Jake.

It got the COVID.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Switch
I miss Shrapnel, thunk he was one of the good guys, sure had some nice rifles and great comments. It ain't braggin...........


He is a great friend.

I don’t know why all these losers are so bothered by his winning.
Posted By: Raeford Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Raeford
Nice moose
Did Safariman come winch it out for Shrap?



I never got an answer???
Or-maybe he winched the full size cooler in???
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by callnum
I have never seen anyone wear Sitka camo to sluice grouse. Kinda funny.


Callnum,

Perhaps Rick could start a sub-forum dedicated to attire.

You could discuss which brand and color of clothing you most prefer for respective events.

Diversity is our strength!!!!!
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Huntz
The Duck does not hang with Shrapnel anymore.He found some other loser,


Huntz,

Please try again.

You are a long way from Wisconsin.
Posted By: callnum Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by callnum
I have never seen anyone wear Sitka camo to sluice grouse. Kinda funny.


Callnum,

Perhaps Rick could start a sub-forum dedicated to attire.

You could discuss which brand and color of clothing you most prefer for respective events.

Diversity is our strength!!!!!



Great idea, it might help pouges like shrap. You know guys pretending to be something they aren't. I see them in the local burger joint all the time.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
So happy Clark got this thread back on track.

Is Salmonella still sleeping?
Posted By: Raeford Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by callnum
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by callnum
I have never seen anyone wear Sitka camo to sluice grouse. Kinda funny.


Callnum,

Perhaps Rick could start a sub-forum dedicated to attire.

You could discuss which brand and color of clothing you most prefer for respective events.

Diversity is our strength!!!!!



Great idea, it might help pouges like shrap. You know guys pretending to be something they aren't. I see them in the local burger joint all the time.


Mebbe you could learn something while making their burgers.......
Posted By: Certifiable Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Magnum_Bob
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Certifiable


Damn now there is a gun I’d never figure shrapnel to be ground sluicing with


He loves those things.


Saiga 410 right? 5 round mag same as a 1100 in principle. Your prejudice is showing. He likes the M1 Garand also as well as other historic weapons like winchesters and Sharps rifles. Only thing that abounds on this forum thread are critics. Seems like it's to damned hard for some here to say congrats. MB


Magnum Bob,

Yes that is correct. It is a Saiga.

I don’t know what the rest of your post means.

Please find and use a translator.


It might have been a jab at me?? But I thought it was obvious my post about shrap blasting with a California AK was in jest
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
So happy Clark got this thread back on track.

Is Salmonella still sleeping?

Hopefully his kid is safe. Pretty sure he hasn’t been sleeping considering what
his son does for a living.

You suck balls dude. Your life must really suck.
Posted By: marktheshark Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
These stereotypes are derived strictly through experience.

A few other observations:

When a hunter wants to shoot his bow right after the morning hunt......go check the morning stand location for blood.

Counting quiver arrows only works once. Expressions when asked about missing arrow are priceless.

Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

Western hunters often get lost.......discussing directions (NSEW) gets you a deer in headlights looks, many times. No sun reference capability whatsoever.

East coasters......Always something wrong. Screw the hunting partners, too.



So very true. East coast hunters and western hunters really can't hold a candle to Iowa hunters. It's true, hunting the wily farmland whitetail gives them fits, what with all the intricacies of following directions to the stand. But they have an especially difficult time when pursuing the Iowa Christmas Turkey. Try as they might, the Christmas Turkey remains a mystery to them. Shrouded in an enigma, as it were.



Perhaps because the "hunters" you use as examples arent really hunters, they are clients! They may very well be guys who cant get it done on thier home turf but happen to have the disposable income to pay to go to Iowa to be placed in a stand by a guide who has done all the work and simply have to shoot at a deer that walks by. Sorry but your not special, I do all the stand prep for wind conditions etc you mentioned in a prior post on my own as well as numerous other properties I have permission to hunt on....its part of being a more than casual whitetail hunter!

Apologies for the digression, just got ticked by mikewerner insinuating that those not from Iowa dont know how to hunt deer
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Switch
I miss Shrapnel, thunk he was one of the good guys, sure had some nice rifles and great comments. It ain't braggin...........


He is a great friend.

I don’t know why all these losers are so bothered by his winning.


Shrap,
Congrats on your moose! Nice rifle, as usual.

😎

PS
Don’t worry, I’m watching over Travis for you.
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by callnum
I have never seen anyone wear Sitka camo to sluice grouse. Kinda funny.


I don't doubt that you have never seen many things.

Sitka is a bit of a rookie mistake but personally the shotgun makes me shake my head. shocked

[Linked Image from imagizer.imageshack.com]
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by callnum
I have never seen anyone wear Sitka camo to sluice grouse. Kinda funny.


I don't doubt that you have never seen many things.

Sitka is a bit of a rookie mistake but personally the shotgun makes me shake my head. shocked

[Linked Image from imagizer.imageshack.com]

Nice.

What fire arm and caliber?
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
You sure kill a lot of chickens...😬😎
Posted By: callnum Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by callnum
I have never seen anyone wear Sitka camo to sluice grouse. Kinda funny.


I don't doubt that you have never seen many things.

Sitka is a bit of a rookie mistake but personally the shotgun makes me shake my head. shocked

[Linked Image from imagizer.imageshack.com]


I generally see guys road hunt wearing it, like you.
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Beaver10
You sure kill a lot of chickens...😬😎

Lol
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Mule Deer
Shrap called me shortly after the moose-tag drawing last summer, saying he'd put in for an area he knew well but had drawn for another he'd never even seen--or applied for.

This happened to more than a few people, with various kinds of big game this year, due to the suddenly introduced, so-called all online "system" of Montana FWP. My wife's application is an example. All of her applications got thrown out because of a computer glitch that decided she's "active military." (On the other hand, she's the only person I've actually know besides Shrapnel to draw two Montana moose tags--and her second was for an antlerless moose, not a another bull.)

But instead of whining Shrap went scouting, in an area a 150-mile drive from his home. He found some nice moose in the area he'd never seen before, and killed a good bull. I don't know the particulars of this moose, but he worked for it.

On the rare occasions I visit this part of the Campfire anymore, it's always interesting that some of the same people keep making know-it-all posts about things they know nothing about.


Yes.

He was in unfamiliar territory but scored big.

He had two other booners located but this guy showed up first as I understood.

Congrats to Eileen on her second tag.


Sounds like Deflave was face timing shrapnel during the moose hunt... hey shrap pan to the right, oh chit is that a moose ??? No Travis it’s a horse..
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Mule Deer
Shrap called me shortly after the moose-tag drawing last summer, saying he'd put in for an area he knew well but had drawn for another he'd never even seen--or applied for.

This happened to more than a few people, with various kinds of big game this year, due to the suddenly introduced, so-called all online "system" of Montana FWP. My wife's application is an example. All of her applications got thrown out because of a computer glitch that decided she's "active military." (On the other hand, she's the only person I've actually know besides Shrapnel to draw two Montana moose tags--and her second was for an antlerless moose, not a another bull.)

But instead of whining Shrap went scouting, in an area a 150-mile drive from his home. He found some nice moose in the area he'd never seen before, and killed a good bull. I don't know the particulars of this moose, but he worked for it.

On the rare occasions I visit this part of the Campfire anymore, it's always interesting that some of the same people keep making know-it-all posts about things they know nothing about.


Yes.

He was in unfamiliar territory but scored big.

He had two other booners located but this guy showed up first as I understood.

Congrats to Eileen on her second tag.


Sounds like Deflave was face timing shrapnel during the moose hunt... hey shrap pan to the right, oh chit is that a moose ??? No Travis it’s a horse..


Who has that picture of Clark’s first baby moose he shot in Conrad’s field?

😎
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Mule Deer
Shrap called me shortly after the moose-tag drawing last summer, saying he'd put in for an area he knew well but had drawn for another he'd never even seen--or applied for.

This happened to more than a few people, with various kinds of big game this year, due to the suddenly introduced, so-called all online "system" of Montana FWP. My wife's application is an example. All of her applications got thrown out because of a computer glitch that decided she's "active military." (On the other hand, she's the only person I've actually know besides Shrapnel to draw two Montana moose tags--and her second was for an antlerless moose, not a another bull.)

But instead of whining Shrap went scouting, in an area a 150-mile drive from his home. He found some nice moose in the area he'd never seen before, and killed a good bull. I don't know the particulars of this moose, but he worked for it.

On the rare occasions I visit this part of the Campfire anymore, it's always interesting that some of the same people keep making know-it-all posts about things they know nothing about.


Yes.

He was in unfamiliar territory but scored big.

He had two other booners located but this guy showed up first as I understood.

Congrats to Eileen on her second tag.


Sounds like Deflave was face timing shrapnel during the moose hunt... hey shrap pan to the right, oh chit is that a moose ??? No Travis it’s a horse..


Who has that picture of Clark’s first baby moose he shot in Conrad’s field?

😎


Sh it is getting real now...... lol
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Mule Deer
Shrap called me shortly after the moose-tag drawing last summer, saying he'd put in for an area he knew well but had drawn for another he'd never even seen--or applied for.

This happened to more than a few people, with various kinds of big game this year, due to the suddenly introduced, so-called all online "system" of Montana FWP. My wife's application is an example. All of her applications got thrown out because of a computer glitch that decided she's "active military." (On the other hand, she's the only person I've actually know besides Shrapnel to draw two Montana moose tags--and her second was for an antlerless moose, not a another bull.)

But instead of whining Shrap went scouting, in an area a 150-mile drive from his home. He found some nice moose in the area he'd never seen before, and killed a good bull. I don't know the particulars of this moose, but he worked for it.

On the rare occasions I visit this part of the Campfire anymore, it's always interesting that some of the same people keep making know-it-all posts about things they know nothing about.


Yes.

He was in unfamiliar territory but scored big.

He had two other booners located but this guy showed up first as I understood.

Congrats to Eileen on her second tag.


Sounds like Deflave was face timing shrapnel during the moose hunt... hey shrap pan to the right, oh chit is that a moose ??? No Travis it’s a horse..


Who has that picture of Clark’s first baby moose he shot in Conrad’s field?

😎

Don't think this is it ?


[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by callnum


Great idea, it might help pouges like shrap. You know guys pretending to be something they aren't. I see them in the local burger joint all the time.


Callnum ,

Congratulations on the job. Burger joints are the backbone of road hunters.

You provide a great service to us all.
Posted By: callnum Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by callnum


Great idea, it might help pouges like shrap. You know guys pretending to be something they aren't. I see them in the local burger joint all the time.


Callnum ,

Congratulations on the job. Burger joints are the backbone of road hunters.

You provide a great service to us all.


Looking at this thread you must be drinking again Flave, rehab in your future again?
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Callnum,

You cannot have recovery without relapse.

I thank you again for the fashion advice.

Wish your husband the best for us.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
New 2,

I would consider moose hunting if I could transport it in a similar fashion.

Kudos.
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Cheers!
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Mule Deer
Shrap called me shortly after the moose-tag drawing last summer, saying he'd put in for an area he knew well but had drawn for another he'd never even seen--or applied for.

This happened to more than a few people, with various kinds of big game this year, due to the suddenly introduced, so-called all online "system" of Montana FWP. My wife's application is an example. All of her applications got thrown out because of a computer glitch that decided she's "active military." (On the other hand, she's the only person I've actually know besides Shrapnel to draw two Montana moose tags--and her second was for an antlerless moose, not a another bull.)

But instead of whining Shrap went scouting, in an area a 150-mile drive from his home. He found some nice moose in the area he'd never seen before, and killed a good bull. I don't know the particulars of this moose, but he worked for it.

On the rare occasions I visit this part of the Campfire anymore, it's always interesting that some of the same people keep making know-it-all posts about things they know nothing about.


Yes.

He was in unfamiliar territory but scored big.

He had two other booners located but this guy showed up first as I understood.

Congrats to Eileen on her second tag.


Sounds like Deflave was face timing shrapnel during the moose hunt... hey shrap pan to the right, oh chit is that a moose ??? No Travis it’s a horse..


Who has that picture of Clark’s first baby moose he shot in Conrad’s field?

😎

Don't think this is it ?


[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]


No Sir,

Clark’s was all black and had an evil look in it’s eyes. Dangerous animal comes to mind when I saw it.

😎
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by fester
Cheers!


Salud!

😎
Posted By: Magnum_Bob Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Magnum_Bob
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Certifiable


Damn now there is a gun I’d never figure shrapnel to be ground sluicing with


He loves those things.


Saiga 410 right? 5 round mag same as a 1100 in principle. Your prejudice is showing. He likes the M1 Garand also as well as other historic weapons like winchesters and Sharps rifles. Only thing that abounds on this forum thread are critics. Seems like it's to damned hard for some here to say congrats. MB


Magnum Bob,

Yes that is correct. It is a Saiga.

I don’t know what the rest of your post means.

Please find and use a translator.

Well trav I sorta figured that you would comprende that the prejudice remark was directed at Certifiables snarky sarcasm. In the future when I post please don't try to read it thru the bottom of a Grain Belt bottle, Miller bottles are clearer. Your bud MB
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Awe OK, That sounds more like Dullthings (Klueless the poachers) "wild" cow hunt !
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Check and check!

God bless shrapnel and all of his winning!
Posted By: T_Inman Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Love the mask on the moose.
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by fester
Cheers!


Salud!

😎


🍻
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by T_Inman
Love the mask on the moose.


Still died of the Covid Though !
Posted By: jimy Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
We could all be winners if we just had Kirk's "top secret map" to Montanas best big game hunting spots , I remember there were some trees and a fence on that map, but some of the other details were missing !
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
fester-
Try again for that 8th grade diploma.......you're a better man now.

Best of luck, hope you get everything you deserve.

Originally Posted by fester

Hopefully his kid is safe. Pretty sure he hasn’t been sleeping considering what
his son does for a living.

You suck balls dude. Your life must really suck.

Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
fester-
Try again for that 8th grade diploma.......you're a better man now.

Best of luck, hope you get everything you deserve.

Originally Posted by fester

Hopefully his kid is safe. Pretty sure he hasn’t been sleeping considering what
his son does for a living.

You suck balls dude. Your life must really suck.



Yeah, you’re still a douche, weener.
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Posted By: Certifiable Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Flave as liaison of all things shrap, can you explain to MBob my comment was in jest.
It’s well known he is a lover of fancy things and I admire the Saiga wrap he used to camouflage his soda straw Purdy
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
One can pick on Sal who has earned every comment he's gotten and not burn the rest of you Caliotos.

Don't be so sensitive.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Certifiable
Flave as liaison of all things shrap, can you explain to MBob my comment was in jest.
It’s well known he is a lover of fancy things and I admire the Saiga wrap he used to camouflage his soda straw Purdy


Certifiable,

Your comments needs no explanation.


Go in peace and be a fisher of men (no Jews or Irish please)
Posted By: Certifiable Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Gruff..no issues here at all. In fact I rekkon as a group we really ain’t that sensitive at all.

And while I’d wager Sal is probably a real good dude and without a doubt loves the outdoors, the irony of many of his older posts did not escape me
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
If you want something done....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Posted By: 4xbear Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Very very nice!
Posted By: wabigoon Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Ha! At thee Lone Pine resort a moose head fell of the wall, and smashed a chair, they use to fill them with concrete.
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Still waiting for a pm from anyone to take me moose hunting. Well Deflave said he take moose knuckle hunting.. but I’m sure that’s not the same thing as moose hunting..
Posted By: jorgeI Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jorgeI
Please pass to Shrap my congratulations on a beautiful bull.


Jorge,

That is a polite and thoughtful response and I will pass it along.

Perhaps you are more white than I realized.

God bless,
Dave


Why, how very white of you..
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by wabigoon
Ha! At thee Lone Pine resort a moose head fell of the wall, and smashed a chair, they use to fill them with concrete.


Did it land on your head three times in the process?
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by 79S
Still waiting for a pm from anyone to take me moose hunting. Well Deflave said he take moose knuckle hunting.. but I’m sure that’s not the same thing as moose hunting..


79,

If it frequents swimming pools and the golf course, I’m your man.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by FatCity67
If you want something done....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]



Marry a chick that’ll pay for your taxidermy?
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by FatCity67
If you want something done....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


FatCity,

That stupid bear ain’t got schit on shrapnel’s moose(s).

I like your boots though.
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
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Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Years ago.....had a southern business owner that came up for a late muzzle hunt.

When he arrived.....asked to look at his muzzleloader. He had a CVA with a brand-new Tasco World Class on top.

Problem was......the bell of the Tasco was touching the barrel. Really looked like the objective bell was bent up. He assured me it was dead on.

At the next Builderberger meeting, informed the partner we may be snorting crushed Tylenol by the end of the week.

Hunter got two shots.....130 class and 150 class......plus an evening phantom shot, east of the lodge, where only one hunter was hunting.

After the first miss......offered my Encore .45/Leupold......he acted a bit annoyed.

Last hunt was a push.....where the 150 stopped at 75 yards for the missed shot.....as witnessed by another hunter in camp, from Michigan.

Hunter never asked to come back (which is rare). Must have been the outfitters fault.

My personal and professional life has taught me competence in anything is relatively rare.

Originally Posted by marktheshark


Perhaps because the "hunters" you use as examples arent really hunters, they are clients! They may very well be guys who cant get it done on thier home turf but happen to have the disposable income to pay to go to Iowa to be placed in a stand by a guide who has done all the work and simply have to shoot at a deer that walks by. Sorry but your not special, I do all the stand prep for wind conditions etc you mentioned in a prior post on my own as well as numerous other properties I have permission to hunt on....its part of being a more than casual whitetail hunter!

Apologies for the digression, just got ticked by mikewerner insinuating that those not from Iowa dont know how to hunt deer
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
SALMONELLAS AVATAR PIC IN THE BACKGROUND?

Originally Posted by FatCity67
If you want something done....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by Beaver10
You sure kill a lot of chickens...😬😎


Usually he just chokes 'em......
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
One time back home 1996-97 I saw a deer get hit buy a car. Called the sheriff department said deputy be by in 15 minutes. I waited, deputy showed said yep deer is dead. I asked if I could have it. He helped load it in my Geo metro. That was the last time I had wild game meat. So seriously can one of cool guys take me hunting??
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by 79S
One time back home 1996-97 I saw a deer get hit buy a car. Called the sheriff department said deputy be by in 15 minutes. I waited, deputy showed said yep deer is dead. I asked if I could have it. He helped load it in my Geo metro. That was the last time I had wild game meat. So seriously can one of cool guys take me hunting??


[Linked Image from imagizer.imageshack.com]
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by 79S
One time back home 1996-97 I saw a deer get hit buy a car. Called the sheriff department said deputy be by in 15 minutes. I waited, deputy showed said yep deer is dead. I asked if I could have it. He helped load it in my Geo metro. That was the last time I had wild game meat. So seriously can one of cool guys take me hunting??



Come on down. We'll see if we can't get a bear off Big Jim's land like Clarke. If not maybe have some luck on Sam's place.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by FatCity67
If you want something done....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


Great pic, Fats.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by callnum
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by callnum
I have never seen anyone wear Sitka camo to sluice grouse. Kinda funny.


Callnum,

Perhaps Rick could start a sub-forum dedicated to attire.

You could discuss which brand and color of clothing you most prefer for respective events.

Diversity is our strength!!!!!



Great idea, it might help pouges like shrap. You know guys pretending to be something they aren't. I see them in the local burger joint all the time.


Like some pretending to be patriots rather than scumsucking commies?
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
SALMONELLAS AVATAR PIC IN THE BACKGROUND?

Originally Posted by FatCity67
If you want something done....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


Sal would mushroom tip your forehead ya freaking fool.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/23/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

My personal and professional life has taught me competence in anything is relatively rare.



It's a huge surprise that you're surrounded by incompetent people.

Didn't see that coming.
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

My personal and professional life has taught me competence in anything is relatively rare.



It's a huge surprise that you're surrounded by incompetent people.

Didn't see that coming.


Shouldn’t you be over in the granola and blueberry forums posting about today’s super groovy workout in the mtns with Jeff Obama?
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
SALMONELLAS AVATAR PIC IN THE BACKGROUND?

Originally Posted by FatCity67
If you want something done....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


Sal would mushroom tip your forehead ya freaking fool.


Sal isn’t going mushroom stamp no one. He can’t even scrounge up air fare to deal out ass Whoopings. Why you think he tells people to go to California to get their ass whoopings.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
I hope he's wearing the right shirt.

LOL

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Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Poor guy........he looks like he is suffering.

grin
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by deflave
I hope he's wearing the right shirt.

LOL

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]



To be fair it's the slip on shoes that are disturbing. shocked
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by callnum
I have never seen anyone wear Sitka camo to sluice grouse. Kinda funny.


Callnum,

Perhaps Rick could start a sub-forum dedicated to attire.

You could discuss which brand and color of clothing you most prefer for respective events.

Diversity is our strength!!!!!




I think I'm going after a grouse on Friday.

I don't have that fancy Sitka camo stuff.

Can you suggest an alternative? Perhaps a Blackhawks' sweater?

Rick helped us get a combination gun forum, I doubt he'll help wih an "attire" one. If you were to ask, you might get put in the sin bin again.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
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That cannot be real Kentucky whiskey................

there is some sort of foreign language on it.

That would confuse the Kentuckians running the labeling machines..............the two that can rad at least.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Valsdad


I think I'm going after a grouse on Friday.

I don't have that fancy Sitka camo stuff.

Can you suggest an alternative? Perhaps a Blackhawks' sweater?



I'd suggest a tasteful v-neck sweater vest. Something in a blue-green plaid would be appropriate.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

My personal and professional life has taught me competence in anything is relatively rare.



It's a huge surprise that you're surrounded by incompetent people.

Didn't see that coming.


Shouldn’t you be over in the granola and blueberry forums posting about today’s super groovy workout in the mtns with Jeff Obama?


Shouldn't you suck a turd outta my ass?
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by 79S
One time back home 1996-97 I saw a deer get hit buy a car. Called the sheriff department said deputy be by in 15 minutes. I waited, deputy showed said yep deer is dead. I asked if I could have it. He helped load it in my Geo metro. That was the last time I had wild game meat. So seriously can one of cool guys take me hunting??


This story sounds very realistic. I can see you behind the wheel of a 'metro.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Valsdad


I think I'm going after a grouse on Friday.

I don't have that fancy Sitka camo stuff.

Can you suggest an alternative? Perhaps a Blackhawks' sweater?



I'd suggest a tasteful v-neck sweater vest. Something in a blue-green plaid would be appropriate.



Bummer, I don't have one. And I prefer cardigans as I have mentioned here before. Much easier to cool down by opening the front.

A HOCKEY sweater is not a sweater by the way..........it's what's known in the rest of the sports world as a jersey.

Thanks for the assistance though. I may have a blue/green plaid flannel shirt, perhaps that will work.
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

My personal and professional life has taught me competence in anything is relatively rare.



It's a huge surprise that you're surrounded by incompetent people.

Didn't see that coming.


Shouldn’t you be over in the granola and blueberry forums posting about today’s super groovy workout in the mtns with Jeff Obama?


Shouldn't you suck a turd outta my ass?


Funny thing is I could grab both of you by the ears and fix this little feud in a heart beat.

Just a funny story but most of us are giggling at you kids peacocking.

Just Sayin.
Posted By: jackmountain Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

My personal and professional life has taught me competence in anything is relatively rare.



It's a huge surprise that you're surrounded by incompetent people.

Didn't see that coming.


Shouldn’t you be over in the granola and blueberry forums posting about today’s super groovy workout in the mtns with Jeff Obama?


Shouldn't you suck a turd outta my ass?


Funny thing is I could grab both of you by the ears and fix this little feud in a heart beat.

Just a funny story but most of us are giggling at you kids peacocking.

Just Sayin.


The only thing thing your dumb azz could grab a handfull of, is your below average sized penis and a paycheck for being Jerry Seinfeld's stunt double.
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by JohnBurns


Funny thing is I could grab both of you by the ears and fix this little feud in a heart beat.

Just a funny story but most of us are giggling at you kids peacocking.

Just Sayin.


The only thing thing your dumb azz could grab a handfull of, is your below average sized penis and a paycheck for being Jerry Seinfeld's stunt double.


LOL.

[Linked Image from imagizer.imageshack.com]
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
SALMONELLAS AVATAR PIC IN THE BACKGROUND?

Originally Posted by FatCity67
If you want something done....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


Sal would mushroom tip your forehead ya freaking fool.


Sal isn’t going mushroom stamp no one. He can’t even scrounge up air fare to deal out ass Whoopings. Why you think he tells people to go to California to get their ass whoopings.


His son will thump one on you to.....right between your eyes.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

My personal and professional life has taught me competence in anything is relatively rare.



It's a huge surprise that you're surrounded by incompetent people.

Didn't see that coming.


Shouldn’t you be over in the granola and blueberry forums posting about today’s super groovy workout in the mtns with Jeff Obama?


Shouldn't you suck a turd outta my ass?


Funny thing is I could grab both of you by the ears and fix this little feud in a heart beat.


Haha,, that is funny. I'd enjoy it if you tried that. If you do, best bring Costanza and Kramer. They can take you home after.
Posted By: add Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

My personal and professional life has taught me competence in anything is relatively rare.



It's a huge surprise that you're surrounded by incompetent people.

Didn't see that coming.


Shouldn’t you be over in the granola and blueberry forums posting about today’s super groovy workout in the mtns with Jeff Obama?


Shouldn't you suck a turd outta my ass?


Funny thing is I could grab both of you by the ears and fix this little feud in a heart beat.

Just a funny story but most of us are giggling at you kids peacocking.

Just Sayin.


The only thing thing your dumb azz could grab a handfull of, is your below average sized penis and a paycheck for being Jerry Seinfeld's stunt double.


Fella, you have a way with words. laugh
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
SALMONELLAS AVATAR PIC IN THE BACKGROUND?

Originally Posted by FatCity67
If you want something done....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


Sal would mushroom tip your forehead ya freaking fool.


Sal isn’t going mushroom stamp no one. He can’t even scrounge up air fare to deal out ass Whoopings. Why you think he tells people to go to California to get their ass whoopings.


I’m guessing he would knock your block off......
Posted By: jackmountain Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
[/quote]
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by JohnBurns


Funny thing is I could grab both of you by the ears and fix this little feud in a heart beat.

Just a funny story but most of us are giggling at you kids peacocking.

Just Sayin.


The only thing thing your dumb azz could grab a handfull of, is your below average sized penis and a paycheck for being Jerry Seinfeld's stunt double.


LOL.

[Linked Image from imagizer.imageshack.com]


Did Kyle lamb pay to hunt with you or did you give him a free hunt/free gun/free blow job to get a photo op?
Seriously.
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

My personal and professional life has taught me competence in anything is relatively rare.



It's a huge surprise that you're surrounded by incompetent people.

Didn't see that coming.


Shouldn’t you be over in the granola and blueberry forums posting about today’s super groovy workout in the mtns with Jeff Obama?


Shouldn't you suck a turd outta my ass?


Ooooh tough guy talk.. did JeffO help you with that one??
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
SALMONELLAS AVATAR PIC IN THE BACKGROUND?

Originally Posted by FatCity67
If you want something done....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


Sal would mushroom tip your forehead ya freaking fool.


Sal isn’t going mushroom stamp no one. He can’t even scrounge up air fare to deal out ass Whoopings. Why you think he tells people to go to California to get their ass whoopings.


His son will thump one on you to.....right between your eyes.


Uh huh sure he will...
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
SALMONELLAS AVATAR PIC IN THE BACKGROUND?

Originally Posted by FatCity67
If you want something done....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


Sal would mushroom tip your forehead ya freaking fool.


Sal isn’t going mushroom stamp no one. He can’t even scrounge up air fare to deal out ass Whoopings. Why you think he tells people to go to California to get their ass whoopings.


I’m guessing he would knock your block off......



Sure... you jerking off to a picture of Sal you ph ucking creep?
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

My personal and professional life has taught me competence in anything is relatively rare.



It's a huge surprise that you're surrounded by incompetent people.

Didn't see that coming.


Shouldn’t you be over in the granola and blueberry forums posting about today’s super groovy workout in the mtns with Jeff Obama?


Shouldn't you suck a turd outta my ass?


Funny thing is I could grab both of you by the ears and fix this little feud in a heart beat.

Just a funny story but most of us are giggling at you kids peacocking.

Just Sayin.


Oooh I get to meet John Burns and granola eating smokepole sign me up..
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
So who’s flying where to get their much deserved ass whoopings?? Sounds like it’s a tag team match in California with Sal and his kid according fester..
Posted By: Switch Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Now I know why Shrapnel is no longer here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by 79S
One time back home 1996-97 I saw a deer get hit buy a car. Called the sheriff department said deputy be by in 15 minutes. I waited, deputy showed said yep deer is dead. I asked if I could have it. He helped load it in my Geo metro. That was the last time I had wild game meat. So seriously can one of cool guys take me hunting??


This story sounds very realistic. I can see you behind the wheel of a 'metro.


I know kind of like the Prius you drive to work everyday. You know saving the earth type chit. You have one of them bike racks on the back of it?
Posted By: add Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Switch
Now I know why Shrapnel is no longer here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ha has an aversion to gratuitous use of the explanation mark in type?
Posted By: irfubar Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by deflave
He says you are all LOSERS.

And he is a WINNER.

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[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]



[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]


Hey Flave,
I was sworn to secrecy regarding Shrap's moose, does he know you posted? lol, that one is not as big as the other one he showed me.
Damn fine moose , congrats Shrap!
Posted By: Lockhart Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
You know the best place to shoot a moose?
Posted By: northcountry Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Just
Originally Posted by Lockhart
You know the best place to shoot a moose?


Just behind the shoulder and about a third of the way up. Works every time. Cheers NC
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
LOL well I see it was worth spending ten minutes to find that damn bear pic of Sal's.

Flave you know my milk shake always brings you to the yard you bald headed beauty.
Posted By: jpb Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by northcountry
Just
Originally Posted by Lockhart
You know the best place to shoot a moose?

Just behind the shoulder and about a third of the way up. Works every time. Cheers NC

No way!

Haven't ya' experienced the work in getting one of those bad boys out?

The best place to shoot a moose is on the road shoulder. grin

John
Posted By: ironbender Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by jpb
Originally Posted by northcountry
Just
Originally Posted by Lockhart
You know the best place to shoot a moose?

Just behind the shoulder and about a third of the way up. Works every time. Cheers NC

No way!

Haven't ya' experienced the work in getting one of those bad boys out?

The best place to shoot a moose is on the road shoulder. grin

John

The *front shoulder* of the road! wink
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Shrapnel continues to bring people together.

Everybody loves shrapnel.




Dave

PS-He has some 9mm if anyone is interested.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by deflave

PS-He has some 9mm if anyone is interested.


So does 79S.

His dick.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20

Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by deflave

PS-He has some 9mm if anyone is interested.


So does 79S.

His dick.


If you want to discuss your achievements in life, please start another thread.

Thank you.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
I can see how you'd think of that as an achievement.
Posted By: Odessa Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Magnificent moose Shrapnel, congratulations!
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Nice bull, Shrap!

grin
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

My personal and professional life has taught me competence in anything is relatively rare.



It's a huge surprise that you're surrounded by incompetent people.

Didn't see that coming.


Shouldn’t you be over in the granola and blueberry forums posting about today’s super groovy workout in the mtns with Jeff Obama?


Shouldn't you suck a turd outta my ass?


Ooooh tough guy talk..



No, not at all. It was just a flippant response to your smart-ass comment. That's pretty much what a thread like this is good for.

There are no tough guys on the internet.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
My statement included Colorado internet experts.

Do the best you can, 'pole.

Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

My personal and professional life has taught me competence in anything is relatively rare.



It's a huge surprise that you're surrounded by incompetent people.

Didn't see that coming.

Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Was your dad tough too, fester?

Bet you had a cousin with a faster car than whoever you talked to.

Quote
fester:

His son will thump one on you to.....right between your eyes.
Posted By: ChuckKY Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by add
Originally Posted by Switch
Now I know why Shrapnel is no longer here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ha has an aversion to gratuitous use of the explanation mark in type?



I don't think so, I think it was the dumbasses that finally got to him. I enjoyed reading his actual real life experiences about shooting, hunting and reloading those old lever guns. But the dribble that has taken his place is good for a few laughs also I guess.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
I can see how you'd think of that as an achievement.


I am sure you’ve had bigger.

I was just trying to be polite.
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Longbeardking
Nice to see a thread that makes us smile for a change. Congratulations on a GREAT hunt.


Well, it was good while it lasted.


Yeah, that pos Sal had to post something nice. I hate that fuggrr. He wont divorce his wife as god says to if she likes Cal, he shoots an kills stuff with a sorry crooked barrel pos gun, bastid pays taxes and i heard from a reliable lying dimocrap ratbastid he votes dimocrap.
Burn him at the steak.

Fughk. No wonder Zero won.

smirk


LOl.

You know exactly who I am...🤣
So funny.
In real life, I'd be friends with all of these people that rain hate on me...but this is the internet...🤣
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
I assume this was a stock photo and Shrap is actually tucked away in a retirement home eating porridge.
Yeah but what about that big cooler?
Posted By: Salmonella Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
I called him out on it, but I willl take easy too.
So sorry.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Only you would measure in metric........friggin' commie.

Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by deflave

PS-He has some 9mm if anyone is interested.


So does 79S.

His dick.
Posted By: widrahthaar Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
HTF does working harder mean you’re a better hunter?

Wouldn’t the guys that make it look easy be the guys have their [bleep] together?
Posted By: horse1 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Or........it can include 'drive' hunts with firearms.

Setting up tree stands and ground blinds....for every wind direction.......pre-rut/post-rut......travel intersections........perennial scrape locations. Lots of walking hunters to stands.

The most time consuming is trail marking with reflectors and ribbon. Works great til an overachiever forgets his flashlight and gets lost in the dark.

You would be surprised how many hunters pay little attention to wind direction when selecting a bow stand. Hint: weather radio.....online weather sites.

Many southern hunters get stuck on hunting acorn ridges.

Western hunters often get lost.......discussing directions (NSEW) gets you a deer in headlights looks, many times. No sun reference capability whatsoever.

East coasters......Always something wrong. Screw the hunting partners, too.

We had a guy sight in his new bow in the headlights....night before he was supposed to hunt.

Enough material to write an entertaining book. Lots of experts.....can usually tell first 30 minutes.



You forgot a couple:

Slam the truck/UTV door all the time, every time.

"Whisper" isn't in their vocabulary nor could they comprehend then put to use the Webster nor WikiPedia definition of same

Spin faster than a 6yr old's top at the slightest noise

Ought not be allowed anything sharper than a "spork" in most cases

As their "New Hunting Knife" blade length begins to exceed 3.5", the likelihood that they know how to use it degrades in enormous exponential fashion (meat-processing blades not included)

Hand them a ratchet strap and they'll prove with 100% certainty that their forebearers haven't been up on 2 legs for very long
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by deflave

PS-He has some 9mm if anyone is interested.


So does 79S.

His dick.



That Colorado vegan diet turned you into a big bitch.. go eat a steak before you turn into a women..
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER

My personal and professional life has taught me competence in anything is relatively rare.



It's a huge surprise that you're surrounded by incompetent people.

Didn't see that coming.


Shouldn’t you be over in the granola and blueberry forums posting about today’s super groovy workout in the mtns with Jeff Obama?


Shouldn't you suck a turd outta my ass?


Ooooh tough guy talk..



No, not at all. It was just a flippant response to your smart-ass comment. That's pretty much what a thread like this is good for.

There are no tough guys on the internet.


Less granola and rice milk.. more steak and potatoes..
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Phouc, had to move to another bottle listening to alla you "peacockin" (stole that from someone else above);

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]

Again, well done Kirk, happy for you.
Posted By: Raeford Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
National Bourbon day or some sheet like that today.
VA ABC has many 25% off, heading there in 5,4,3,2....gone
Posted By: jwp475 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Yeah but what about that big cooler?


What about it
Posted By: Raeford Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by jwp475
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Yeah but what about that big cooler?


What about it



Safariman 'winched' it in
He has a LONG cable, ya know.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Yeah but what about that big cooler?


He paid some broke dick loser to bring some horses to the kill site.
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Yeah but what about that big cooler?


He paid some broke dick loser to bring some horses to the kill site.



Full of beer I hope.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by deflave

PS-He has some 9mm if anyone is interested.


So does 79S.

His dick.



That Colorado vegan diet turned you into a big bitch.. go eat a steak before you turn into a women..


LOL, this coming from the guy whining about "tough guy talk." Which are you today, passive or aggressive?
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Salmonella
I called him out on it, but I willl take easy too.
So sorry.


Sal,

If you were not a walking menstrual cycle, you could probably get some great access too.

Old dog, new trick and all that.

Good luck.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Only you would measure in metric........friggin' commie.

Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by deflave

PS-He has some 9mm if anyone is interested.


So does 79S.

His dick.



You've never shot a 9 mm? I'm surprised at you Mike, that's un-American. Personally I prefer a .45 but to each his own.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Yeah but what about that big cooler?


It's for the meat. You put ice in it, keeps the meat cool.
Posted By: jorgeI Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
[

You've never shot a 9 mm? I'm surprised at you Mike, that's un-American. .


Get your facts straight. i don't shoot a 9mm because I'll never forget" them germans for bombing Pearl Harbor".....
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by deflave

PS-He has some 9mm if anyone is interested.


So does 79S.

His dick.



That Colorado vegan diet turned you into a big bitch.. go eat a steak before you turn into a women..


LOL, this coming from the guy whining about "tough guy talk." Which are you today, passive or aggressive?


Uh oh it’s too late you are growing a vagina from drinking all that soy milk.. drink some PBR or Keystone.. Oh an no one at work is impressed with you walking around with your shaker bottle watching you mix your protein shakes either..
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by jorgeI
Originally Posted by smokepole
[

You've never shot a 9 mm? I'm surprised at you Mike, that's un-American. .


Get your facts straight. i don't shoot a 9mm because I'll never forget" them germans for bombing Pearl Harbor".....


Ha!
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by horse1
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Or........it can include 'drive' hunts with firearms.

Setting up tree stands and ground blinds....for every wind direction.......pre-rut/post-rut......travel intersections........perennial scrape locations. Lots of walking hunters to stands.

The most time consuming is trail marking with reflectors and ribbon. Works great til an overachiever forgets his flashlight and gets lost in the dark.

You would be surprised how many hunters pay little attention to wind direction when selecting a bow stand. Hint: weather radio.....online weather sites.

Many southern hunters get stuck on hunting acorn ridges.

Western hunters often get lost.......discussing directions (NSEW) gets you a deer in headlights looks, many times. No sun reference capability whatsoever.

East coasters......Always something wrong. Screw the hunting partners, too.

We had a guy sight in his new bow in the headlights....night before he was supposed to hunt.

Enough material to write an entertaining book. Lots of experts.....can usually tell first 30 minutes.



You forgot a couple:

Slam the truck/UTV door all the time, every time.

"Whisper" isn't in their vocabulary nor could they comprehend then put to use the Webster nor WikiPedia definition of same

Spin faster than a 6yr old's top at the slightest noise

Ought not be allowed anything sharper than a "spork" in most cases

As their "New Hunting Knife" blade length begins to exceed 3.5", the likelihood that they know how to use it degrades in enormous exponential fashion (meat-processing blades not included)

Hand them a ratchet strap and they'll prove with 100% certainty that their forebearers haven't been up on 2 legs for very long


Hahaha. And walk through the woods as they walk on a sidewalk, heel slamming the ground with each step, their leg straight and locked and then kicking every pebble or stepping on every dry twig or branch on the trail. When you tell them to be quiet, they look at you like you're crazy. Hell, AFATC they are being quite if they arent talking.
Never learned to pick their feet up and trying to stalk up on something.

Ive pissed more than a few off telling them they couldnt sneak up on a dead man.
Posted By: ironbender Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by jwp475
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Yeah but what about that big cooler?


What about it



Safariman 'winched' it in
He has a LONG cable, ya know.

He doesn’t, but he knows a guy.
Posted By: Raeford Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Did he sell the UBER-AVI??
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by 79S

Oh an no one at work is impressed with you walking around with your shaker bottle watching you mix your protein shakes either..


That's right, never heard of a "shaker bottle" or rice milk for that matter but you seem to be up on all that stuff. How's it working for you? Still wearing the maternity stretch pants?

LOL, "tough guy."


Posted By: Fireball2 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Is everyone around here a drunk or are all the drunks attracted to a Flave thread?

Nice bull Kirk.
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
In my limited experience......Pronghorn are an exception to this.

Originally Posted by JohnBurns


Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Thats funny.

We built a fire and ate the tenderloins out of a still kicking Antelope once.

Best thing I ever ate.

Right next to the gut pile.


All Joking aside you beat the rigor mortise.

It really is true if you bone and ice the meat fast it makes for some tough chewing.



Speed goats need cooling, faster than other ungulates. Deboning quickly, then on ice IME has no negative drawbacks for taste and tenderness.

The opposite is freaking scary looking meat.

YMMV

😎
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
grin

You are obviously a guide/outfitter.

Originally Posted by horse1
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Or........it can include 'drive' hunts with firearms.

Setting up tree stands and ground blinds....for every wind direction.......pre-rut/post-rut......travel intersections........perennial scrape locations. Lots of walking hunters to stands.

The most time consuming is trail marking with reflectors and ribbon. Works great til an overachiever forgets his flashlight and gets lost in the dark.

You would be surprised how many hunters pay little attention to wind direction when selecting a bow stand. Hint: weather radio.....online weather sites.

Many southern hunters get stuck on hunting acorn ridges.

Western hunters often get lost.......discussing directions (NSEW) gets you a deer in headlights looks, many times. No sun reference capability whatsoever.

East coasters......Always something wrong. Screw the hunting partners, too.

We had a guy sight in his new bow in the headlights....night before he was supposed to hunt.

Enough material to write an entertaining book. Lots of experts.....can usually tell first 30 minutes.



You forgot a couple:

Slam the truck/UTV door all the time, every time.

"Whisper" isn't in their vocabulary nor could they comprehend then put to use the Webster nor WikiPedia definition of same

Spin faster than a 6yr old's top at the slightest noise

Ought not be allowed anything sharper than a "spork" in most cases

As their "New Hunting Knife" blade length begins to exceed 3.5", the likelihood that they know how to use it degrades in enormous exponential fashion (meat-processing blades not included)

Hand them a ratchet strap and they'll prove with 100% certainty that their forebearers haven't been up on 2 legs for very long
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Being drunk helps.....

What's your excuse?

Originally Posted by Fireball2
Is everyone around here a drunk or are all the drunks attracted to a Flave thread?

Nice bull Kirk.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
NEVER challenge Burns!¡

Bull pic coming soon!

Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
In my limited experience......Pronghorn are an exception to this.

Originally Posted by JohnBurns


Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Thats funny.

We built a fire and ate the tenderloins out of a still kicking Antelope once.

Best thing I ever ate.

Right next to the gut pile.


All Joking aside you beat the rigor mortise.

It really is true if you bone and ice the meat fast it makes for some tough chewing.



Speed goats need cooling, faster than other ungulates. Deboning quickly, then on ice IME has no negative drawbacks for taste and tenderness.

The opposite is freaking scary looking meat.

YMMV

😎

Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
You forgot to mention his wealthy, hot wife......

Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Salmonella
I called him out on it, but I willl take easy too.
So sorry.


Sal,

If you were not a walking menstrual cycle, you could probably get some great access too.

Old dog, new trick and all that.

Good luck.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Is everyone around here a drunk or are all the drunks attracted to a Flave thread?

Nice bull Kirk.


Fireballz,

Is your wife still mad at me?

LOL
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Is everyone around here a drunk or are all the drunks attracted to a Flave thread?

Nice bull Kirk.


Fireballz,

Is your wife still mad at me?

LOL


Ha. Stupid question. Arent they all? wink
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Ballz is best known for being a hypocrite !

Thank you for asking.

Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Being drunk helps.....

What's your excuse?

Originally Posted by Fireball2
Is everyone around here a drunk or are all the drunks attracted to a Flave thread?

Nice bull Kirk.



.
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by 79S

Oh an no one at work is impressed with you walking around with your shaker bottle watching you mix your protein shakes either..


That's right, never heard of a "shaker bottle" or rice milk for that matter but you seem to be up on all that stuff. How's it working for you? Still wearing the maternity stretch pants?

LOL, "tough guy."




Uh huh... says the guy drinking creatine from his shaker bottle.. oh I seen your post in the granola and back packing section.. oh guys just had a tremendous workout did a 12er and 14er, If it wasn’t for my granola and rice milk from natural pantry. I couldn’t have done it. Truly blessed-Smokepole

Far as stretchy pants they are comfy..

Never claimed to be a tough guy.. like you claim to be..lol
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
You forgot to mention his wealthy, hot wife......

Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Salmonella
I called him out on it, but I willl take easy too.
So sorry.


Sal,

If you were not a walking menstrual cycle, you could probably get some great access too.

Old dog, new trick and all that.

Good luck.



Smoking hot wife.. he only tells us that Everytime he posts why he’s still in California
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
SALMONELLAS AVATAR PIC IN THE BACKGROUND?

Originally Posted by FatCity67
If you want something done....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


Sal would mushroom tip your forehead ya freaking fool.


Sal isn’t going mushroom stamp no one. He can’t even scrounge up air fare to deal out ass Whoopings. Why you think he tells people to go to California to get their ass whoopings.


I’m guessing he would knock your block off......



Sure... you jerking off to a picture of Sal you ph ucking creep?


And that’s what comes to your mind? Me holding my junk? Lmao
And I’m the creep huh? 🤣
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
fester- go back to studying for the GED!

I am pulling for you, man.

If open book testing........feel free to call.

Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
SALMONELLAS AVATAR PIC IN THE BACKGROUND?

Originally Posted by FatCity67
If you want something done....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


Sal would mushroom tip your forehead ya freaking fool.


Sal isn’t going mushroom stamp no one. He can’t even scrounge up air fare to deal out ass Whoopings. Why you think he tells people to go to California to get their ass whoopings.


I’m guessing he would knock your block off......



Sure... you jerking off to a picture of Sal you ph ucking creep?


And that’s what comes to your mind? Me holding my junk? Lmao
And I’m the creep huh? 🤣

Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
I’m still waiting on anyone else besides billygoat to take me hunting??
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
fester- go back to studying for the GED!

Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
SALMONELLAS AVATAR PIC IN THE BACKGROUND?

Originally Posted by FatCity67
If you want something done....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]


Sal would mushroom tip your forehead ya freaking fool.


Sal isn’t going mushroom stamp no one. He can’t even scrounge up air fare to deal out ass Whoopings. Why you think he tells people to go to California to get their ass whoopings.


I’m guessing he would knock your block off......



Sure... you jerking off to a picture of Sal you ph ucking creep?


And that’s what comes to your mind? Me holding my junk? Lmao
And I’m the creep huh? 🤣




Oooh burn! Lol

Good one
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
I used to smash Mikey for being a dick to Fester....But, I kinda find Mr. Werner funny.

Plus, MW takes a solid kick to his mangina like a pro without even a whimper.

Gotta respect that in a girl. LOL

Fester is still a pard.

😎
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by 79S
I’m still waiting on anyone else besides billygoat to take me hunting??


I offered, but your nutless self said GFY knowing the nasty landscape that we hunt.

😬🤷🏽‍♀️😎
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Beaver10
I used to smash Mikey for being a dick to Fester....But, I kinda find Mr. Werner funny.

Plus, MW takes a solid kick to his mangina like a pro without even a whimper.

Gotta respect that in a girl. LOL

Fester is still a pard.

😎


Yeah, ol mike you seem like a good dude.....
Cheers
No I’ll feelings here.......
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20

Originally Posted by 79S

Uh huh... says the guy drinking creatine from his shaker bottle.. oh I seen your post in the granola and back packing section.. oh guys just had a tremendous workout did a 12er and 14er, If it wasn’t for my granola and rice milk from natural pantry. I couldn’t have done it. Truly blessed-Smokepole

Far as stretchy pants they are comfy..

Never claimed to be a tough guy.. like you claim to be..lol


I think you have me confused with someone else sport, which is not surprising. I never posted about climbing mountains and I don't use creatine. And I never claimed to be a tough guy.

Feel free to back up your bullshit and quote where I said any of that. I'll be waiting.
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by Beaver10
I used to smash Mikey for being a dick to Fester....But, I kinda find Mr. Werner funny.

Plus, MW takes a solid kick to his mangina like a pro without even a whimper.

Gotta respect that in a girl. LOL

Fester is still a pard.

😎


Yeah, ol mike you seem like a good dude.....
Cheers
No I’ll feelings here.......


Plus, we’d fûck him up real good...Might take both of us to beat the stupid outta him. So, what. Winning is still winning.

Grins
😎
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
😎
Posted By: ironbender Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Wow. So much angst and antagonism over Shrapnel’s nice moose.

Sad.
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Definitely a nice one.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by Beaver10
I used to smash Mikey for being a dick to Fester....But, I kinda find Mr. Werner funny.

Plus, MW takes a solid kick to his mangina like a pro without even a whimper.

Gotta respect that in a girl. LOL

Fester is still a pard.

😎


Yeah, ol mike you seem like a good dude.....
Cheers
No I’ll feelings here.......


Plus, we’d fûck him up real good...Might take both of us to beat the stupid outta him. So, what. Winning is still winning.

Grins
😎


You Oregonians always askin' for help from the Californios.

Makes sense.

Can we send you some politicians to really fug up your state? Kate hasn't outlawed petro cars yet, has she? Get with the program up there.
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by Beaver10
I used to smash Mikey for being a dick to Fester....But, I kinda find Mr. Werner funny.

Plus, MW takes a solid kick to his mangina like a pro without even a whimper.

Gotta respect that in a girl. LOL

Fester is still a pard.

😎


Yeah, ol mike you seem like a good dude.....
Cheers
No I’ll feelings here.......


Plus, we’d fûck him up real good...Might take both of us to beat the stupid outta him. So, what. Winning is still winning.

Grins
😎


You Oregonians always askin' for help from the Californios.

Makes sense.

Can we send you some politicians to really fug up your state? Kate hasn't outlawed petro cars yet, has she? Get with the program up there.


Just scratching the same itch...Oregon, WA, Cali all have an abundance of fleas.

😎
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
79S-

Went up your way for a DIY moose last year. Mid-September.

Flew out of Casper......Salt Lake City......Seattle.....Alaska. Kids dropped me off after the zone 7 elk hunt......a bit exhausting, packing some elk out, a couple miles back.

After arriving in Alaska.....we stopped at Wal-Mart for tent and sleeping bags before hunt. Impressed by plug-ins for campers. grin

Bought a 2 man $34 tent. Bud's bought good sleeping bags.......but my frugal instincts found a red one clearanced for $9.97. Swooped, oh yea.

Mistake.

We hunted close to TOK. PO'd a few residents pronouncing it tock, instead if Toke.

50 inch minimum.....saw 36 inchers dime a dozen.

Froze rear end off in cheap sleeping bag.

The walking was good.....til you dropped knee deep in muck.

Lots of rutting sign.

Walking, walking, walking........many creeks looked like flowing coffee.

The MRC LH .338 came home bore-clean.

Lovely wife picked me back up in Casper after hunt.......followed by another archery hunt Wyoming zone 7.

Would I go again? In a second.

Originally Posted by 79S
I’m still waiting on anyone else besides billygoat to take me hunting??

Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by Beaver10
I used to smash Mikey for being a dick to Fester....But, I kinda find Mr. Werner funny.

Plus, MW takes a solid kick to his mangina like a pro without even a whimper.

Gotta respect that in a girl. LOL

Fester is still a pard.

😎


Yeah, ol mike you seem like a good dude.....
Cheers
No I’ll feelings here.......


Plus, we’d fûck him up real good...Might take both of us to beat the stupid outta him. So, what. Winning is still winning.

Grins
😎


You Oregonians always askin' for help from the Californios.

Makes sense.

Can we send you some politicians to really fug up your state? Kate hasn't outlawed petro cars yet, has she? Get with the program up there.


Lol...... don’t think they need our help.....
On a side note, my sisters place in Oregon didn’t burn down.

I hope you guys up there are safe and unharmed.
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
79S-

Went up your way for a DIY moose last year. Mid-September.

Flew out of Casper......Salt Lake City......Seattle.....Alaska. Kids dropped me off after the zone 7 elk hunt......a bit exhausting, packing some elk out, a couple miles back.

After arriving in Alaska.....we stopped at Wal-Mart for tent and sleeping bags before hunt. Impressed by plug-ins for campers. grin

Bought a 2 man $34 tent. Bud's bought good sleeping bags.......but my frugal instincts found a red one clearanced for $9.97. Swooped, oh yea.

Mistake.

We hunted close to TOK. PO'd a few residents pronouncing it tock, instead if Toke.

50 inch minimum.....saw 36 inchers dime a dozen.

Froze rear end off in cheap sleeping bag.

The walking was good.....til you dropped knee deep in muck.

Lots of rutting sign.

Walking, walking, walking........many creeks looked like flowing coffee.

The MRC LH .338 came home bore-clean.

Lovely wife picked me back up in Casper after hunt.......followed by another archery hunt Wyoming zone 7.

Would I go again? In a second.

Originally Posted by 79S
I’m still waiting on anyone else besides billygoat to take me hunting??




Sounds like fun!
My son lives up there. Fairbanks.
He got a caribou last year. We are planning a moose hunt. Lol off his back porch. Dang things
come right up into his back yard
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by ironbender
Wow. So much angst and antagonism over Shrapnel’s nice moose.

Sad.


It’s strange.

Why can’t we just encourage and give thanks?
Posted By: Salty303 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by ironbender
Wow. So much angst and antagonism over Shrapnel’s nice moose.

Sad.


word
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
79S-

Went up your way for a DIY moose last year. Mid-September.

Flew out of Casper......Salt Lake City......Seattle.....Alaska. Kids dropped me off after the zone 7 elk hunt......a bit exhausting, packing some elk out, a couple miles back.

After arriving in Alaska.....we stopped at Wal-Mart for tent and sleeping bags before hunt. Impressed by plug-ins for campers. grin

Bought a 2 man $34 tent. Bud's bought good sleeping bags.......but my frugal instincts found a red one clearanced for $9.97. Swooped, oh yea.

Mistake.

We hunted close to TOK. PO'd a few residents pronouncing it tock, instead if Toke.

50 inch minimum.....saw 36 inchers dime a dozen.

Froze rear end off in cheap sleeping bag.

The walking was good.....til you dropped knee deep in muck.

Lots of rutting sign.

Walking, walking, walking........many creeks looked like flowing coffee.

The MRC LH .338 came home bore-clean.

Lovely wife picked me back up in Casper after hunt.......followed by another archery hunt Wyoming zone 7.

Would I go again? In a second.

Originally Posted by 79S
I’m still waiting on anyone else besides billygoat to take me hunting??




Sounds like fun!
My son lives up there. Fairbanks.
He got a caribou last year. We are planning a moose hunt. Lol off his back porch. Dang things
come right up into his back yard


Dang, that would be the perfect emergency food supply for when the SHTF.

I've got deer, quail, Eurasian doves, jays, antelope walk by on occasion, and a herd of cows wandered in last week or so.

But man, a moose in the back yard, how convenient would that be.
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by 79S
I’m still waiting on anyone else besides billygoat to take me hunting??


I offered, but your nutless self said GFY knowing the nasty landscape that we hunt.

😬🤷🏽‍♀️😎



I avoid Oregon for a reason..
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole

Originally Posted by 79S

Uh huh... says the guy drinking creatine from his shaker bottle.. oh I seen your post in the granola and back packing section.. oh guys just had a tremendous workout did a 12er and 14er, If it wasn’t for my granola and rice milk from natural pantry. I couldn’t have done it. Truly blessed-Smokepole

Far as stretchy pants they are comfy..

Never claimed to be a tough guy.. like you claim to be..lol


I think you have me confused with someone else sport, which is not surprising. I never posted about climbing mountains and I don't use creatine. And I never claimed to be a tough guy.

Feel free to back up your bullshit and quote where I said any of that. I'll be waiting.




Oh I don’t bullshit..
Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
79S-

Went up your way for a DIY moose last year. Mid-September.

Flew out of Casper......Salt Lake City......Seattle.....Alaska. Kids dropped me off after the zone 7 elk hunt......a bit exhausting, packing some elk out, a couple miles back.

After arriving in Alaska.....we stopped at Wal-Mart for tent and sleeping bags before hunt. Impressed by plug-ins for campers. grin

Bought a 2 man $34 tent. Bud's bought good sleeping bags.......but my frugal instincts found a red one clearanced for $9.97. Swooped, oh yea.

Mistake.

We hunted close to TOK. PO'd a few residents pronouncing it tock, instead if Toke.

50 inch minimum.....saw 36 inchers dime a dozen.

Froze rear end off in cheap sleeping bag.

The walking was good.....til you dropped knee deep in muck.

Lots of rutting sign.

Walking, walking, walking........many creeks looked like flowing coffee.

The MRC LH .338 came home bore-clean.

Lovely wife picked me back up in Casper after hunt.......followed by another archery hunt Wyoming zone 7.

Would I go again? In a second.

Originally Posted by 79S
I’m still waiting on anyone else besides billygoat to take me hunting??




Sounds like fun!
My son lives up there. Fairbanks.
He got a caribou last year. We are planning a moose hunt. Lol off his back porch. Dang things
come right up into his back yard


Dang, that would be the perfect emergency food supply for when the SHTF.

I've got deer, quail, Eurasian doves, jays, antelope walk by on occasion, and a herd of cows wandered in last week or so.

But man, a moose in the back yard, how convenient would that be.


Yeah, no kidding. I was standing on his porch, which is 12’ off the ground and have had them come
up to it.

You always look for them as you go out the door. They are dangerous and will ruin your day.
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
79S-

Went up your way for a DIY moose last year. Mid-September.

Flew out of Casper......Salt Lake City......Seattle.....Alaska. Kids dropped me off after the zone 7 elk hunt......a bit exhausting, packing some elk out, a couple miles back.

After arriving in Alaska.....we stopped at Wal-Mart for tent and sleeping bags before hunt. Impressed by plug-ins for campers. grin

Bought a 2 man $34 tent. Bud's bought good sleeping bags.......but my frugal instincts found a red one clearanced for $9.97. Swooped, oh yea.

Mistake.

We hunted close to TOK. PO'd a few residents pronouncing it tock, instead if Toke.

50 inch minimum.....saw 36 inchers dime a dozen.

Froze rear end off in cheap sleeping bag.

The walking was good.....til you dropped knee deep in muck.

Lots of rutting sign.

Walking, walking, walking........many creeks looked like flowing coffee.

The MRC LH .338 came home bore-clean.

Lovely wife picked me back up in Casper after hunt.......followed by another archery hunt Wyoming zone 7.

Would I go again? In a second.

Originally Posted by 79S
I’m still waiting on anyone else besides billygoat to take me hunting??



My ol lady won’t let me go hunting.. You are truly blessed..
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
79S-

Went up your way for a DIY moose last year. Mid-September.

Flew out of Casper......Salt Lake City......Seattle.....Alaska. Kids dropped me off after the zone 7 elk hunt......a bit exhausting, packing some elk out, a couple miles back.

After arriving in Alaska.....we stopped at Wal-Mart for tent and sleeping bags before hunt. Impressed by plug-ins for campers. grin

Bought a 2 man $34 tent. Bud's bought good sleeping bags.......but my frugal instincts found a red one clearanced for $9.97. Swooped, oh yea.

Mistake.

We hunted close to TOK. PO'd a few residents pronouncing it tock, instead if Toke.

50 inch minimum.....saw 36 inchers dime a dozen.

Froze rear end off in cheap sleeping bag.

The walking was good.....til you dropped knee deep in muck.

Lots of rutting sign.

Walking, walking, walking........many creeks looked like flowing coffee.

The MRC LH .338 came home bore-clean.

Lovely wife picked me back up in Casper after hunt.......followed by another archery hunt Wyoming zone 7.

Would I go again? In a second.

Originally Posted by 79S
I’m still waiting on anyone else besides billygoat to take me hunting??




Sounds like fun!
My son lives up there. Fairbanks.
He got a caribou last year. We are planning a moose hunt. Lol off his back porch. Dang things
come right up into his back yard


Can you take me hunting thanks.. I was just joking about you and Sal.. I hope we can be friends and hunt on your sons back porch next yr thanks.. your new best friend
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Salty303
Originally Posted by ironbender
Wow. So much angst and antagonism over Shrapnel’s nice moose.

Sad.


word

Salty,

I sure hope the first week of fall in BC is treating you and yours well. Doesn't seem like fall here, I'm thinking we may end up with the warmest Sept ever if this keeps up. Supposed to be up near 90F by the beginning of the next week. The aspens are turning color though, so maybe there will be a fall someday.

I do believe there would be a lot less fooforaw if Shrapnel himself had started the thread.

Clark, Dave, and Travis have a way of drawing out the negative energy from certain folks here. But, it's really not the 'flave's fault.
Posted By: jwp475 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by ironbender
Wow. So much angst and antagonism over Shrapnel’s nice moose.

Sad.


It’s strange.

Why can’t we just encourage and give thanks?



Anyone not congratulating Shrapnek on a nice moose is a looser
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
I have a reputation of being hard on the beaver.....

Originally Posted by Beaver10
I used to smash Mikey for being a dick to Fester....But, I kinda find Mr. Werner funny.

Plus, MW takes a solid kick to his mangina like a pro without even a whimper.

Gotta respect that in a girl. LOL

Fester is still a pard.

😎


Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
That sounds rest-stop queer.

Originally Posted by fester
Definitely a nice one.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by jwp475
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by ironbender
Wow. So much angst and antagonism over Shrapnel’s nice moose.

Sad.


It’s strange.

Why can’t we just encourage and give thanks?



Anyone not congratulating Shrapnek on a nice moose is a looser




+1
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
He'll just comment on your nice one.....

It ain't worth it.

Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
79S-

Went up your way for a DIY moose last year. Mid-September.

Flew out of Casper......Salt Lake City......Seattle.....Alaska. Kids dropped me off after the zone 7 elk hunt......a bit exhausting, packing some elk out, a couple miles back.

After arriving in Alaska.....we stopped at Wal-Mart for tent and sleeping bags before hunt. Impressed by plug-ins for campers. grin

Bought a 2 man $34 tent. Bud's bought good sleeping bags.......but my frugal instincts found a red one clearanced for $9.97. Swooped, oh yea.

Mistake.

We hunted close to TOK. PO'd a few residents pronouncing it tock, instead if Toke.

50 inch minimum.....saw 36 inchers dime a dozen.

Froze rear end off in cheap sleeping bag.

The walking was good.....til you dropped knee deep in muck.

Lots of rutting sign.

Walking, walking, walking........many creeks looked like flowing coffee.

The MRC LH .338 came home bore-clean.

Lovely wife picked me back up in Casper after hunt.......followed by another archery hunt Wyoming zone 7.

Would I go again? In a second.

Originally Posted by 79S
I’m still waiting on anyone else besides billygoat to take me hunting??




Sounds like fun!
My son lives up there. Fairbanks.
He got a caribou last year. We are planning a moose hunt. Lol off his back porch. Dang things
come right up into his back yard


Can you take me hunting thanks.. I was just joking about you and Sal.. I hope we can be friends and hunt on your sons back porch next yr thanks.. your new best friend

Posted By: fester Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
That sounds rest-stop queer.

Originally Posted by fester
Definitely a nice one.



Lmao mike! God dang it!
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
You haven't lived until you've had a Mt. McKinnley from Fast Eddies Pizza in TOK, AK
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Fireball2
You haven't lived until you've had a Mt. McKinnley from Fast Eddies Pizza in TOK, AK


Quite the apex.
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
79S-

Went up your way for a DIY moose last year. Mid-September.

Flew out of Casper......Salt Lake City......Seattle.....Alaska. Kids dropped me off after the zone 7 elk hunt......a bit exhausting, packing some elk out, a couple miles back.

After arriving in Alaska.....we stopped at Wal-Mart for tent and sleeping bags before hunt. Impressed by plug-ins for campers. grin

Bought a 2 man $34 tent. Bud's bought good sleeping bags.......but my frugal instincts found a red one clearanced for $9.97. Swooped, oh yea.

Mistake.

We hunted close to TOK. PO'd a few residents pronouncing it tock, instead if Toke.

50 inch minimum.....saw 36 inchers dime a dozen.

Froze rear end off in cheap sleeping bag.

The walking was good.....til you dropped knee deep in muck.

Lots of rutting sign.

Walking, walking, walking........many creeks looked like flowing coffee.

The MRC LH .338 came home bore-clean.

Lovely wife picked me back up in Casper after hunt.......followed by another archery hunt Wyoming zone 7.

Would I go again? In a second.

Originally Posted by 79S
I’m still waiting on anyone else besides billygoat to take me hunting??




Sounds like fun!
My son lives up there. Fairbanks.
He got a caribou last year. We are planning a moose hunt. Lol off his back porch. Dang things
come right up into his back yard


Can you take me hunting thanks.. I was just joking about you and Sal.. I hope we can be friends and hunt on your sons back porch next yr thanks.. your new best friend


LMAO 😂

Don’t let 79 anywhere near your house. He’ll never leave. Word.

😂😎
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Fireball2
You haven't lived until you've had a Mt. McKinnley from Fast Eddies Pizza in TOK, AK


Quite the apex.


Looser.
Posted By: WyoCoyoteHunter Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Nice bull.. Thanks deflave!~!
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Fireball2
You haven't lived until you've had a Mt. McKinnley from Fast Eddies Pizza in TOK, AK


Quite the apex.


Looser.


I’m sure you are.
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
I have a reputation of being hard on the beaver.....

Originally Posted by Beaver10
I used to smash Mikey for being a dick to Fester....But, I kinda find Mr. Werner funny.

Plus, MW takes a solid kick to his mangina like a pro without even a whimper.

Gotta respect that in a girl. LOL

Fester is still a pard.

😎




A dude wearing a beaver helmet...Is still a dude. Hint

😂😎
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by fester
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
79S-

Went up your way for a DIY moose last year. Mid-September.

Flew out of Casper......Salt Lake City......Seattle.....Alaska. Kids dropped me off after the zone 7 elk hunt......a bit exhausting, packing some elk out, a couple miles back.

After arriving in Alaska.....we stopped at Wal-Mart for tent and sleeping bags before hunt. Impressed by plug-ins for campers. grin

Bought a 2 man $34 tent. Bud's bought good sleeping bags.......but my frugal instincts found a red one clearanced for $9.97. Swooped, oh yea.

Mistake.

We hunted close to TOK. PO'd a few residents pronouncing it tock, instead if Toke.

50 inch minimum.....saw 36 inchers dime a dozen.

Froze rear end off in cheap sleeping bag.

The walking was good.....til you dropped knee deep in muck.

Lots of rutting sign.

Walking, walking, walking........many creeks looked like flowing coffee.

The MRC LH .338 came home bore-clean.

Lovely wife picked me back up in Casper after hunt.......followed by another archery hunt Wyoming zone 7.

Would I go again? In a second.

Originally Posted by 79S
I’m still waiting on anyone else besides billygoat to take me hunting??




Sounds like fun!
My son lives up there. Fairbanks.
He got a caribou last year. We are planning a moose hunt. Lol off his back porch. Dang things
come right up into his back yard


Can you take me hunting thanks.. I was just joking about you and Sal.. I hope we can be friends and hunt on your sons back porch next yr thanks.. your new best friend


LMAO 😂

Don’t let 79 anywhere near your house. He’ll never leave. Word.

😂😎


Hey come on man... I will eventually leave, maybe..
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Where in the hell Is Tok, Ak? I better get on google maps and look..
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
grin

Yea......do that!

Originally Posted by 79S
Where in the hell Is Tok, Ak? I better get on google maps and look..
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole

Haha,, that is funny. I'd enjoy it if you tried that. If you do, best bring Costanza and Kramer. They can take you home after.


Most likely. frown

Originally Posted by jackmountain

Did Kyle lamb pay to hunt with you or did you give him a free hunt/free gun/free blow job to get a photo op?
Seriously.


Kyle's Podcast explains it all. grin

VTAC Podcast
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Fireball2
You haven't lived until you've had a Mt. McKinnley from Fast Eddies Pizza in TOK, AK


Quite the apex.


Looser.


I’m sure you are.


Hey Trav, what did Ballz wife, call him, again ?
Posted By: ironbender Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Valsdad

Dang, that would be the perfect emergency food supply for when the SHTF.

I've got deer, quail, Eurasian doves, jays, antelope walk by on occasion, and a herd of cows wandered in last week or so.

But man, a moose in the back yard, how convenient would that be.

It’s great until ya get charged for chasing them out of the hay!
Posted By: stxhunter Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
seen a picture of a moose a few times. we got nilgia anyway.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by jwp475
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by ironbender
Wow. So much angst and antagonism over Shrapnel’s nice moose.

Sad.


It’s strange.

Why can’t we just encourage and give thanks?



Anyone not congratulating Shrapnek on a nice moose is a looser




Hey, I congratulated not only Shrapnek, but Beagle10 too.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Who is this Shrapnel rascal anyway?
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
He's the one with the cool signature line Jim !
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole

Originally Posted by 79S

Uh huh... says the guy drinking creatine from his shaker bottle.. oh I seen your post in the granola and back packing section.. oh guys just had a tremendous workout did a 12er and 14er, If it wasn’t for my granola and rice milk from natural pantry. I couldn’t have done it. Truly blessed-Smokepole

Far as stretchy pants they are comfy..

Never claimed to be a tough guy.. like you claim to be..lol


I think you have me confused with someone else sport, which is not surprising. I never posted about climbing mountains and I don't use creatine. And I never claimed to be a tough guy.

Feel free to back up your bullshit and quote where I said any of that. I'll be waiting.




Oh I don’t bullshit..


OK, Can't wait to see the quotes.
Posted By: Salty303 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Salty303
Originally Posted by ironbender
Wow. So much angst and antagonism over Shrapnel’s nice moose.

Sad.


word

Salty,

I sure hope the first week of fall in BC is treating you and yours well. Doesn't seem like fall here, I'm thinking we may end up with the warmest Sept ever if this keeps up. Supposed to be up near 90F by the beginning of the next week. The aspens are turning color though, so maybe there will be a fall someday.

I do believe there would be a lot less fooforaw if Shrapnel himself had started the thread.

Clark, Dave, and Travis have a way of drawing out the negative energy from certain folks here. But, it's really not the 'flave's fault.


Dafuq Geno, you were putting blankets on your tomatoes a couple weeks back and now 90 degrees?

Thank you the first week of fall here has blessed us with a little rain. OK a lot of rain. Standing water on top of river silts/sands another dafuq? moment. Its all good the air is fuqing amazing! No smoke. No smog from Seattle or Vangkoover just gorgeous clean fall air mixed with a lot of rain. Two more days of that and we may see the sun again which might just be welcomed at this time.

Now back to our regular programing of gang bullying, sophomoric insults, circle jerks and anything non Shrap. Speaking of which for a little southern stunted pretend moose that sucker is actually a dandy! Doesn't make the 3 brow tine rule that we need to go by around here but makes the 10 points on a side no problemo..... bang! Congrats Shrap now take a bow in absentia.
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by smokepole

Originally Posted by 79S

Uh huh... says the guy drinking creatine from his shaker bottle.. oh I seen your post in the granola and back packing section.. oh guys just had a tremendous workout did a 12er and 14er, If it wasn’t for my granola and rice milk from natural pantry. I couldn’t have done it. Truly blessed-Smokepole

Far as stretchy pants they are comfy..

Never claimed to be a tough guy.. like you claim to be..lol


I think you have me confused with someone else sport, which is not surprising. I never posted about climbing mountains and I don't use creatine. And I never claimed to be a tough guy.

Feel free to back up your bullshit and quote where I said any of that. I'll be waiting.




Oh I don’t bullshit..


OK, Can't wait to see the quotes.


Stop being creepy and wanting people to internet creep your posts on 24 hour..
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
And I never claimed to be a tough guy.

Feel free to back up your bullshit and quote where I said any of that. I'll be waiting.

Originally Posted by smokepole

OK, Can't wait to see the quotes.


Originally Posted by smokepole

Haha,, that is funny. I'd enjoy it if you tried that. If you do, best bring Costanza and Kramer. They can take you home after.


laugh
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Rug Burns: You're the one who said you'd grab us by the ears and show us a thing or two. I see that you conveniently left that part out.

All I did was say "no, you won't." That's not acting like a tough guy, it's just saying how it is.
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole

All I did was say "no, you won't." That's not acting like a tough guy, it's just saying how it is.


LOL.

You might want to crack open a punctuation book and study up on the use of quotation marks cause you're doing it wrong.

Just Sayin. wink

Originally Posted by smokepole

Haha,, that is funny. I'd enjoy it if you tried that. If you do, best bring Costanza and Kramer. They can take you home after.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
A punctuation book? You know of a good one?
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Yeah Salty,

was 36-38F on the thermometer the other morning , about 5' height where I have it now. Hoses had slush in them, water frozen from the little drip on the faucet too. But, the 'maters did fine under their plastic. I'm going to harvest some again today. Making kraut right now, I managed to get some good cabbage this year. Pepper harvest is going to/has sucked though.

I still do not know what this "rain" crap you guys are talking about. The only water around here that falls out of the air is that which comes from the well by way of the lawn sprinkler.

10 points for your mooses up there, or 3 brow tines? Do they issue any cow tags in your neck of the woods? If so, that's what I'd put in for so I could see a bull. It works for me for elk, why not moose.

Shrap did OK I think. Some of these fellas are just jealous. And as Travis says..............losers.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Only moose I ever seen in the wild was standing a few hundred yards up a bald mountain side along I80 going thru Park City.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by stxhunter
seen a picture of a moose a few times. we got nilgia anyway.


Yeah, but male mooses have horns, Roger. Some have BF horns. . Shraps looked mighty big to me. Beautiful.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
We need a thread Rick, for Campfire Gang Fughkings so they dont derail other threa, uh, nevermind. They are so uplifting to some, evidently.
Posted By: AcesNeights Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Congratulations on a very nice bull Shrapnel.

It’s always amazing to see their size in real life as they’re truly a massive animal. That should be a lot of fine eating too. Moose is probably my favorite big game meat.
Posted By: ironbender Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by stxhunter
seen a picture of a moose a few times. we got nilgia anyway.


Yeah, but male mooses have horns, Roger. Some have BF horns. . Shraps looked mighty big to me. Beautiful.

Technically, they are antlers. wink
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
A punctuation book? You know of a good one?


I wrote what many feel is the seminal work on the subject matter.

"Punctuation on the Interwebs with special emphasis on the right and proper use of quotation marks".

Unfortunately it is out of print. frown
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
A punctuation book? You know of a good one?


I wrote what many feel is the seminal work on the subject matter.

"Punctuation on the Interwebs with special emphasis on the right and proper use of quotation marks".

Unfortunately it is out of print. frown


"Ebay" has everything though, right? Oh, wait I mean "correct?".
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
A punctuation book? You know of a good one?


I wrote what many feel is the seminal work on the subject matter.

"Punctuation on the Interwebs with special emphasis on the right and proper use of quotation marks".

Unfortunately it is out of print. frown


"Ebay" has everything though, right? Oh, wait I mean "correct?".


[Linked Image from imagizer.imageshack.com]
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by AcesNeights


It’s always amazing to see their size in real life as they’re truly a massive animal. That should be a lot of fine eating.


Thank you.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
They dont make moose hot pockets.

Doubt Shrap has much use for the meat. He is too old for muscle cuts anyway.
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
I think Shrap was mad at me the last I knew but I have to give him credit for "Mule Tape" recovery.

I think my furthest elk recovery was 1/2 mile and lots of 400yd pulls.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
A punctuation book? You know of a good one?


I wrote what many feel is the seminal work on the subject matter.

"Punctuation on the Interwebs with special emphasis on the right and proper use of quotation marks".

Unfortunately it is out of print. frown



Haha. You put the period after the quotation mark on purpose, admit it.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
I think Shrap was mad at me the last I knew but I have to give him credit for "Mule Tape" recovery.

I think my furthest elk recovery was 1/2 mile and lots of 400yd pulls.



more than 2.2, 400 yard pulls? wink
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/24/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
They dont make moose hot pockets.

Doubt Shrap has much use for the meat. He is too old for muscle cuts anyway.


If they made moose hot pockets I might just have to try some.

If they were really good, I might have to learn how to play World or Warcraft or some other game.
Posted By: Salty303 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Yeah Salty,

was 36-38F on the thermometer the other morning , about 5' height where I have it now. Hoses had slush in them, water frozen from the little drip on the faucet too. But, the 'maters did fine under their plastic. I'm going to harvest some again today. Making kraut right now, I managed to get some good cabbage this year. Pepper harvest is going to/has sucked though.

I still do not know what this "rain" crap you guys are talking about. The only water around here that falls out of the air is that which comes from the well by way of the lawn sprinkler.

10 points for your mooses up there, or 3 brow tines? Do they issue any cow tags in your neck of the woods? If so, that's what I'd put in for so I could see a bull. It works for me for elk, why not moose.

Shrap did OK I think. Some of these fellas are just jealous. And as Travis says..............losers.


Well hang in there pal and maybe the rain crap will make a showing and thaw out your hose. OK that doesn't sound right..

Moose regs here... yeah. OK short of hiring a lawyer it goes something like this. It varies a lot by area but it goes from zero moose hunting opportunity to many areas that have an open season for immature bulls. Basically a calf from the previous year so they're 1.5 years old and have no more than 3 points on any antler, often a 2x3 as it turns out. Then it moves to an open season for mature bulls in some areas up north. This is where the at least either three brow tines, or at least one side with more than 10 points total comes into play. Very good binocs and the time to have a good gander is needed here! Then you get in to draws or limited entry where you can apply for any bull, mature bull or even cows in some areas although that one is dwindling. Clear as mud?
Posted By: lvmiker Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
I think that claiming to have written "seminal works" on the CF could be a source of much humor.

You guys are dropping the ball here.


mike r
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
OK Salty,

basically you're saying your game regs are as screwed up as everywhere else.

Got it. grin
Posted By: BCBC Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Great Moose
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by BCBC
Great Moose


Thanks but Deflave really deserves all the credit for that moose.

Originally Posted by lvmiker
I think that claiming to have written "seminal works" on the CF could be a source of much humor.

You guys are dropping the ball here.


mike r


Proper punctuation is no joking matter and school boy antics have no place in a discussion about Quotes.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by stxhunter
seen a picture of a moose a few times. we got nilgia anyway.


Yeah, but male mooses have horns, Roger. Some have BF horns. . Shraps looked mighty big to me. Beautiful.

Technically, they are antlers. wink


I just now realized, youre a teacher. Fughk. How could i have missed it.

No matter what you say, there have been a few who made me that horny. grin
Posted By: Mule Deer Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Congratulations on a very nice bull Shrapnel.

It’s always amazing to see their size in real life as they’re truly a massive animal. That should be a lot of fine eating too. Moose is probably my favorite big game meat.


And Montana moose--the Shiras subspecies--are nice little moose compared to most Canadian and Alaskan moose.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Heck of a bull for Mt.
Posted By: stxhunter Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by stxhunter
seen a picture of a moose a few times. we got nilgia anyway.


Yeah, but male mooses have horns, Roger. Some have BF horns. . Shraps looked mighty big to me. Beautiful.

no doubt.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
For all the LOSERS that would like to read more about this incredible WIN, I will provide a link to this story:

http://www.montanaoutdoor.com/2020/09/lucky-friends/
Posted By: viking Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Thanks for the link.

I stumbled across the Grizzly bear article. Interesting, sounds like no hunting season.
Posted By: JGray Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Just curious - did he shoot it with the bolt action rifle in the first pic posted by deflave, or did he shoot it with the lever action in the pic in the article. Awesome moose regardless...
Posted By: WYcoyote Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by JGray
Just curious - did he shoot it with the bolt action rifle in the first pic posted by deflave, or did he shoot it with the lever action in the pic in the article. Awesome moose regardless...


Yeah, I noticed that too.

Changed rifle, jacket, and hat.

Why the charade?
Posted By: callnum Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Shrap's wife should be on shortly to clear up all the questions about her man. Its lunch time in FL.
Posted By: WYcoyote Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by callnum
Shrap's wife should be on shortly to clear up all the questions about her man. Its lunch time in FL.


Man crush on Shrap, the man of mystery.

(Or BS?)

But no BS, a nice Shiras, no matter if he did hit with his truck, or bolt gun, or lever gun, or whatever.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by JGray
Just curious - did he shoot it with the bolt action rifle in the first pic posted by deflave, or did he shoot it with the lever action in the pic in the article. Awesome moose regardless...


Fugk if I know.
Posted By: BobBrown Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by callnum
Shrap's wife should be on shortly to clear up all the questions about her man. Its lunch time in FL.

Wrong . Fireballs has not moved to FL yet .
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by WYcoyote
Originally Posted by JGray
Just curious - did he shoot it with the bolt action rifle in the first pic posted by deflave, or did he shoot it with the lever action in the pic in the article. Awesome moose regardless...


Yeah, I noticed that too.

Changed rifle, jacket, and hat.

Why the charade?


Sometimes he changes clothes while the entourage retrieves necessities.

Problem?
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by callnum
Shrap's wife should be on shortly to clear up all the questions about her man. Its lunch time in FL.


Cullnam,

How’s losing?

LOL
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by callnum
Shrap's wife should be on shortly to clear up all the questions about her man. Its lunch time in FL.


Cullnam,

How’s losing?

LOL


Hahahaha. Tff.
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by WYcoyote
Originally Posted by JGray
Just curious - did he shoot it with the bolt action rifle in the first pic posted by deflave, or did he shoot it with the lever action in the pic in the article. Awesome moose regardless...


Yeah, I noticed that too.

Changed rifle, jacket, and hat.

Why the charade?


Sometimes he changes clothes while the entourage retrieves necessities.

Problem?


Since you didn’t try to sell this hunt in any direction as to how hard or easy it was for Shrap to get the bull on the ground. It makes no difference to me. It’s an awesome Shiras Bull.

ICGAF if Kirk travels around with a closet full of clothes or a full armory. You said he drew a hard to get tag in a small unit 150 miles from home. He did the pre-work to locate animals and laid one down.

The question of a clothing changes and pics with a different rifle wouldn’t have gone unseen by you. So, question about it seems normal.

😎
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
If you check the archives...... I laid a pop-knot down on you two Berger bullet butt buddies years ago.

What happened?

Who cheated on who?

Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
A punctuation book? You know of a good one?


I wrote what many feel is the seminal work on the subject matter.

"Punctuation on the Interwebs with special emphasis on the right and proper use of quotation marks".

Unfortunately it is out of print. frown

Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
I saw that rest area........but had no intention of stopping.

It was like a scene out of ‘something about Mary’.

Left an impression on you....it appears.

Originally Posted by FatCity67
Only moose I ever seen in the wild was standing a few hundred yards up a bald mountain side along I80 going thru Park City.

Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by JGray
Just curious - did he shoot it with the bolt action rifle in the first pic posted by deflave, or did he shoot it with the lever action in the pic in the article. Awesome moose regardless...


Fugk if I know.


Oh Boy. shocked
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
If you check the archives...... I laid a pop-knot down on you two Berger bullet butt buddies years ago.

What happened?

Who cheated on who?



LOL, you couldn't lay a pop-knot on my nutsack.

Although I'm sure you'd enjoy trying.
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
If you check the archives...... I laid a pop-knot down on you two Berger bullet butt buddies years ago.

What happened?

Who cheated on who?

Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
A punctuation book? You know of a good one?


I wrote what many feel is the seminal work on the subject matter.

"Punctuation on the Interwebs with special emphasis on the right and proper use of quotation marks".

Unfortunately it is out of print. frown




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I ain't got time to peruse the archives for your idiotic posts. Seriously? crazy

Post your "smoking gun".

Thanks. grin
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
If I’ve reunited a couple of creepily-close friends..... my job is done here.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Is Shrap back yet or should I continue taunting him?


I intend to taunt him out of Campfire Retirement.


Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Maybe MIKEWERNER can reunite you two?

Are you creepily close?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Not with anyone.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Me neither. Not even my hairdresser. Or Burns' make up man.
Posted By: ironbender Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
But, are you a movie star? wink
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Well, not in the same class as Burnsie. He's an A-lister, I just had bit parts in Ernest Borgnine flicks.
Posted By: ironbender Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Ernie still kickin it?
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
If I’ve reunited a couple of creepily-close friends..... my job is done here.


Truth be told it's is a bit creepy. shocked

Rent Free?
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
You use Bergers? MIKE don't like 'em. I bet you never even killed nothing with 'em.
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
You use Bergers? MIKE don't like 'em. I bet you never even killed nothing with 'em.


I hear good things but I have only had good luck with LWNs I cast myself when talking moose.

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I suspect there are not other pictures showing me with that bull and a scoped bolt gun.

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Posted By: BobBrown Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
You use Bergers? MIKE don't like 'em. I bet you never even killed nothing with 'em.


I hear good things but I have only had good luck with LWNs I cast myself when talking moose.

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I suspect there are not other pictures showing me with that bull and a scoped bolt gun.

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A “10” on your forehead . Nice
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Me neither. Not even my hairdresser. Or Burns' make up man.


I had to fire my stylist.

Couldn't afford him anymore.
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
You use Bergers? MIKE don't like 'em. I bet you never even killed nothing with 'em.


I hear good things but I have only had good luck with LWNs I cast myself when talking moose.

[Linked Image from imagizer.imageshack.com]

I suspect there are not other pictures showing me with that bull and a scoped bolt gun.

[Linked Image from imagizer.imageshack.com]

A “10” on your forehead . Nice


That's a solid 5 head and now a 6 1/2.

Just Sayin.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

I had to fire my stylist.


Yes, I knew that. You used to be perfectly coiffed, almost Burns-like. And then something happened.

How is Marcel, by the way?
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/25/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Is Shrap back yet or should I continue taunting him?


I intend to taunt him out of Campfire Retirement.


This might not exactly be the right thread.

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It's a great bull but musical rifles is pretty lame.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Why's that? He didn't even post the photo.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Can anybody guess how many times shrap has worried about the shoes of a LOSER????

LOL
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Can anybody guess how many times shrap has worried about the shoes of a LOSER????

LOL


That time he wore slippers for a moose hunt and posed in pictures with a gun he didn't kill a moose with?

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Why not just admit he killed it 15 yds from a road and that's why there was a big assed cooler.

It's in the story you posted.

It's quite literally smarter hunting when talking moose, especially this time of year.

Pretending he used an iron sighted lever gun is pretty lame.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns

Pretending he used an iron sighted lever gun is pretty lame.


No, badmouthing a guy who didn't post the photo in the first place and isn't here is lame.

He shot a nice moose, are you gonna be the one to say how he takes photos with it?
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by JohnBurns

Pretending he used an iron sighted lever gun is pretty lame.


No, badmouthing a guy who didn't post the photo in the first place and isn't here is lame.

He shot a nice moose, are you gonna be the one to say how he takes photos with it?


He was in all the pictures so yeah I guess I'm gonna be that guy.

Pretending he did it with a iron sight lever gun is lame when he used a scoped bolt gun with a bipod.

Still a great bull but why lie?
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
This bear was shot with a scoped .284, but that's a iron sighted 38-55 in the photo.


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The reason is I shot the bear from the top of the canyon and watched him die (also heard his death moan which sucked btw). I went back to the truck for a packframe and the 38-55 is easier to carry down the canyon than the scoped 284, and I weren't going down there with no rifle.
Posted By: BobBrown Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
You use Bergers? MIKE don't like 'em. I bet you never even killed nothing with 'em.


I hear good things but I have only had good luck with LWNs I cast myself when talking moose.

[Linked Image from imagizer.imageshack.com]

I suspect there are not other pictures showing me with that bull and a scoped bolt gun.

[Linked Image from imagizer.imageshack.com]

A “10” on your forehead . Nice


That's a solid 5 head and now a 6 1/2.

Just Sayin.

Cheers, lame loser
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by BobBrown

[Linked Image from imagizer.imageshack.com]Cheers, lame loser
Posted By: roundoak Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by JohnBurns

Pretending he used an iron sighted lever gun is pretty lame.


No, badmouthing a guy who didn't post the photo in the first place and isn't here is lame.

He shot a nice moose, are you gonna be the one to say how he takes photos with it?


He was in all the pictures so yeah I guess I'm gonna be that guy.

Pretending he did it with a iron sight lever gun is lame when he used a scoped bolt gun with a bipod.

Still a great bull but why lie?


This could be a concern for Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks, one tag, two bulls. One shot with a bolt action rifle and one shot with a lever action.
laugh
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by roundoak


This could be a concern for Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks, one tag, two bulls. One shot with a bolt action rifle and one shot with a lever action.
laugh


LOL.

It's the same very nice bull.

It's also lame.

Just Sayin.
Posted By: callnum Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Can anybody guess how many times shrap has worried about the shoes of a LOSER????

LOL

You two snuggling for the win?
Posted By: BobBrown Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by callnum
Originally Posted by deflave
Can anybody guess how many times shrap has worried about the shoes of a LOSER????

LOL

You two snuggling for the win?

Cum dumpster joins the convo...
Posted By: KodiakHntr Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by Salty303
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Yeah Salty,

was 36-38F on the thermometer the other morning , about 5' height where I have it now. Hoses had slush in them, water frozen from the little drip on the faucet too. But, the 'maters did fine under their plastic. I'm going to harvest some again today. Making kraut right now, I managed to get some good cabbage this year. Pepper harvest is going to/has sucked though.

I still do not know what this "rain" crap you guys are talking about. The only water around here that falls out of the air is that which comes from the well by way of the lawn sprinkler.

10 points for your mooses up there, or 3 brow tines? Do they issue any cow tags in your neck of the woods? If so, that's what I'd put in for so I could see a bull. It works for me for elk, why not moose.

Shrap did OK I think. Some of these fellas are just jealous. And as Travis says..............losers.


Well hang in there pal and maybe the rain crap will make a showing and thaw out your hose. OK that doesn't sound right..

Moose regs here... yeah. OK short of hiring a lawyer it goes something like this. It varies a lot by area but it goes from zero moose hunting opportunity to many areas that have an open season for immature bulls. Basically a calf from the previous year so they're 1.5 years old and have no more than 3 points on any antler, often a 2x3 as it turns out. Then it moves to an open season for mature bulls in some areas up north. This is where the at least either three brow tines, or at least one side with more than 10 points total comes into play. Very good binocs and the time to have a good gander is needed here! Then you get in to draws or limited entry where you can apply for any bull, mature bull or even cows in some areas although that one is dwindling. Clear as mud?


Some of that would be incorrect. Moose here, in the North, are open in some regions for any bull from August 23-August 31. Then it switches to 2 point/tripalm/10 point. A 2 point used to be called an "immature bull" but that changed years ago to "two point bull". A two point bull has to have one antler with 2 tines or less on it. Seems pretty straight forward, no? As long as the tines are at least an inch long, and longer than they are wide. A two point bull could be comprised of a bull that has 9 tines with 2 brow tines or less on one side and 2 tines or less on the other. Or a big bull that broke his main beam off before it split, and that main beam is only a beam that is longer than it is wide and doesn't have more than 2 tines. Or a young bull that is just in his first rack, as long as one side only has 2 tines or less. That was the reason that the name changed from "immature bull" to "two point bull". The age of the bull is immaterial and all that counts is that he has one side with 2 tines or less. The BC regs spell out what makes up a tine pretty clearly, and a big bull that has fought hard can lose most of a side and technically meet the definition of a two point bull. Tripalm/10 point are what they sound like, either a minimum of three brow tines below the narrowest point of the antler, or more than 10 total tines on one antler. As long as they are at least an inch long, and longer than they are wide.(Same tine definition for all ungulates province wide.)
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine


Former 24 HR poster drew trophy moose tag in Montana.

Killed very nice bull 15 yds from road using a bolt action sporting a high powered variable optic and a bipod.

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It all seem like a winner doing winning things.

Then he claims he did the deed with an iron sighted Winchester lever gun?

WTF?

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Posted By: add Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
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Posted By: JSTUART Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20



That is better...I cannot believe I didn't have that burns prick on ignore.
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by JSTUART



That is better...I cannot believe I didn't have that burns prick on ignore.

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Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns


Former 24 HR poster drew trophy moose tag in Montana.

Killed very nice bull 15 yds from road using a bolt action sporting a high powered variable optic and a bipod.

It all seem like a winner doing winning things.

Then he claims he did the deed with an iron sighted Winchester lever gun?

WTF?



Junior detective with marvelous tan makes a fuss because guy with big moose took photos with different rifles.

WTF, over?
Posted By: JSTUART Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
[Linked Image]
Posted By: JSTUART Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by JohnBurns


Former 24 HR poster drew trophy moose tag in Montana.

Killed very nice bull 15 yds from road using a bolt action sporting a high powered variable optic and a bipod.

It all seem like a winner doing winning things.

Then he claims he did the deed with an iron sighted Winchester lever gun?

WTF?



Junior detective with marvelous tan makes a fuss because guy with big moose took photos with different rifles.

WTF, over?





Don't waste your time on the prick...just relegate him to ignore and have a better day.
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by JohnBurns


Former 24 HR poster drew trophy moose tag in Montana.

Killed very nice bull 15 yds from road using a bolt action sporting a high powered variable optic and a bipod.

It all seem like a winner doing winning things.

Then he claims he did the deed with an iron sighted Winchester lever gun?

WTF?



Junior detective with marvelous tan makes a fuss because guy with big moose took photos with different rifles.

WTF, over?


I am not surprised some one with your limited skill set sees nothing wrong with maximizing a photo op by switching rifles and pretending one used a less capable rifle.

Possibly others view this as dishonest because bolt actions with high power variables and bipods are a bit of an advantage compared to iron sighted lever guns.

It's a great bull, why lie?

It's still creepy you think my tan is "marvelous".

Slow your roll but:

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Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns


I am not surprised some one with your limited skill set sees nothing wrong with maximizing a photo op by switching rifles and pretending one used a less capable rifle.

Possibly others view this as dishonest because bolt actions with high power variables and bipods are a bit of an advantage compared to iron sighted lever guns.

It's a great bull, why lie?


It's not your bull, why do you care so deeply?

Earlier you criticized him for shooting a bull 15 yards from the road, do you really think he'd need a scoped rifle on a bipod to do that?

Or a better question, do you really think it's any of your business what he shot it with? Ask yourself why you're so concerned with other people's business.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Maybe he shot it with both rifles?

Or a Buzz Lightyear Ray Gun?
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by JohnBurns


I am not surprised some one with your limited skill set sees nothing wrong with maximizing a photo op by switching rifles and pretending one used a less capable rifle.

Possibly others view this as dishonest because bolt actions with high power variables and bipods are a bit of an advantage compared to iron sighted lever guns.

It's a great bull, why lie?


It's not your bull, why do you care so deeply?


When some one lies about how an animal was taken it bothers me.

You are fine with lies and whatnot because you simply dream of actually doing something.


Originally Posted by smokepole


Earlier you criticized him for shooting a bull 15 yards from the road, do you really think he'd need a scoped rifle on a bipod to do that?


I literally praised shooting a moose close to the road this time of year for meat recovery but you simply can't read.


Originally Posted by smokepole

Or a better question, do you really think it's any of your business what he shot it with? Ask yourself why you're so concerned with other people's business.


Simply because lying on hunting sites sucks.

Sure guys like you don't see a problem when other guys lie about how a hunt went down.

It bothers me.

I am going to call it out.

Shrap did not kill that bull with a lever gun and he is a douche for taking pictures with a lever gun and posting the story.
Posted By: ironbender Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
I just hope shrap didn’t have a bunch of rifles to swap out for even more pictures. The horror!

Also, he changes clothes!!
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Actually not even a bit surprised you would swap rifles around in field pictures if you actually had pictures. shocked

Others with integrity don't fake pictures but that's not your jam.

Interesting thread.
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Thomas Shankster...
Posted By: 79S Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Alaska master hunting guide has been sentenced to 30 days in jail and fined $35,000 for hunting violations.
Posted By: T_Inman Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Since we're off topic, I give you a pic from back in my wild(er) and crazy(ier) days. There may or may not be a 1/2 empty case of beer just out of the frame.

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]


Disclaimer: Bear was NOT killed via handgun. Handgun was unloaded too.
Posted By: rong Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Ha !,you should've opened the mouth with a stick or something to "seal the deal"

Congrats to Shrap on a fine moose.He was very helpful to us on our last Yellowstone trip.He's like a tour guide for the place. grin
Posted By: BobMt Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Actually not even a bit surprised you would swap rifles around in field pictures if you actually had pictures. shocked

Others with integrity don't fake pictures but that's not your jam.

Interesting thread.




if what you are implying is true....not talking anyone but sharpnel.......then I agree with you....bullschitters get old quick.....bob
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Actually not even a bit surprised you would swap rifles around in field pictures if you actually had pictures. shocked

Others with integrity don't fake pictures but that's not your jam.

Interesting thread.


VaginaBurns,

My understanding of the lever rifle is that it was there pulling bear duty during clean up.

I believe the photo was taken for scale as lever gun nerds would understand rough dimensions at a glance.

I hope that's OK.

LOL
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by Fireball2
This bear was shot with a scoped .284, but that's a iron sighted 38-55 in the photo.


[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]


The reason is I shot the bear from the top of the canyon and watched him die (also heard his death moan which sucked btw). I went back to the truck for a packframe and the 38-55 is easier to carry down the canyon than the scoped 284, and I weren't going down there with no rifle.


Fireballz,

That is a nice rifle and beautiful bear.

It's a shame you are such a fugk tard.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by callnum
Originally Posted by deflave
Can anybody guess how many times shrap has worried about the shoes of a LOSER????

LOL

You two snuggling for the win?


Callnum say he won't cuddle with a dude after he fugks.

Because that gay.

LOL
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns


[Linked Image from imagizer.imageshack.com]



John,

Next time you take a hero shot, try moving that billboard you call a forehead so viewers can see the moose.

LOL
Posted By: BobBrown Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
#ForeheadEnvy
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns


Simply because lying on hunting sites sucks.

Sure guys like you don't see a problem when other guys lie about how a hunt went down.

It bothers me.

I am going to call it out.

Shrap did not kill that bull with a lever gun and he is a douche for taking pictures with a lever gun and posting the story.



I love the passion.

LMAO
Posted By: local_dirt Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
It's amazing to me how many schitballs come out of the woodwork to pollute a good thread about one of this board's favorite sons doing an awesome thing.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by JohnBurns


Simply because lying on hunting sites sucks.

Sure guys like you don't see a problem when other guys lie about how a hunt went down.

It bothers me.

I am going to call it out.

Shrap did not kill that bull with a lever gun and he is a douche for taking pictures with a lever gun and posting the story.



I love the passion.

LMAO


Just be glad Shrapnel didn't pose with a bow. Can you imagine the opprobrium?

The bowhunter's citizens auxiliary police would be all up in his grill.
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
#ShortRangeRifleEnvy

Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Actually not even a bit surprised you would swap rifles around in field pictures if you actually had pictures. shocked

Others with integrity don't fake pictures but that's not your jam.

Interesting thread.
Posted By: BobBrown Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
LD is so right.

This is a great story and Congrats to Shrap .
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
A politician knows anything they say ticks off half the electorate.

If you’re making a living in the hunting industry.....why PO hunters on their forum?

Why go after a forum favorite son?

Even MuleDeer acts nice when he’s selling cookbooks.
Posted By: SamOlson Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Patiently awaiting the longbow and mountain man getup.


Nothing says authentic quite like a Yeti 110 and some buckskins!
(Did mountain men even have coolers? I know the cowboys loved them on those lever action trail drives...)
Posted By: Whttail_in_MT Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Is Shrap back yet or should I continue taunting him?


I intend to taunt him out of Campfire Retirement.

I'm surprised he hasn't done a hit-and-run post on this train wreck.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by deflave


Fireballz,

That is a nice rifle and beautiful bear.

It's a shame you are such a fugk tard.


Awwwwwww. That's probbly the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Wait, what?
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by Fireball2


Awwwwwww. That's probbly the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Wait, what?


Go masturbate in the corner.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by Whttail_in_MT
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Is Shrap back yet or should I continue taunting him?


I intend to taunt him out of Campfire Retirement.

I'm surprised he hasn't done a hit-and-run post on this train wreck.


Shrapnel has no timer for LOSERS.

Only WINNERS.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by JohnBurns


I am not surprised some one with your limited skill set sees nothing wrong with maximizing a photo op by switching rifles and pretending one used a less capable rifle.

Possibly others view this as dishonest because bolt actions with high power variables and bipods are a bit of an advantage compared to iron sighted lever guns.

It's a great bull, why lie?


It's not your bull, why do you care so deeply?


When some one lies about how an animal was taken it bothers me.

You are fine with lies and whatnot because you simply dream of actually doing something.


Originally Posted by smokepole

Or a better question, do you really think it's any of your business what he shot it with? Ask yourself why you're so concerned with other people's business.


Simply because lying on hunting sites sucks.

Sure guys like you don't see a problem when other guys lie about how a hunt went down.

It bothers me.




Correct me if I'm wrong (master of the English language) but for shrapnel to "lie" wouldn't he have to actually say something? Maybe you can point out where he's said something about the moose and the rifle he shot it with?

He didn't even post the photo.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Whttail_in_MT
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Is Shrap back yet or should I continue taunting him?


I intend to taunt him out of Campfire Retirement.

I'm surprised he hasn't done a hit-and-run post on this train wreck.


Shrapnel has no timer for LOSERS.

Only WINNERS.


Yes....I understand that.

That is why your post makes no sense.
I'm just glad I found out where that big ass cooler came from. Now I can sleep at night.
Posted By: BobBrown Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by JohnBurns
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by JohnBurns


I am not surprised some one with your limited skill set sees nothing wrong with maximizing a photo op by switching rifles and pretending one used a less capable rifle.

Possibly others view this as dishonest because bolt actions with high power variables and bipods are a bit of an advantage compared to iron sighted lever guns.

It's a great bull, why lie?


It's not your bull, why do you care so deeply?


When some one lies about how an animal was taken it bothers me.

You are fine with lies and whatnot because you simply dream of actually doing something.


Originally Posted by smokepole

Or a better question, do you really think it's any of your business what he shot it with? Ask yourself why you're so concerned with other people's business.


Simply because lying on hunting sites sucks.

Sure guys like you don't see a problem when other guys lie about how a hunt went down.

It bothers me.




Correct me if I'm wrong (master of the English language) but for shrapnel to "lie" wouldn't he have to actually say something? Maybe you can point out where he's said something about the moose and the rifle he shot it with?

He didn't even post the photo.

Burns is getting the shine knocked off that forehead for the next photo op.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
I'm just glad I found out where that big ass cooler came from. Now I can sleep at night.


I'm running out of shrapnel pictures.
Posted By: JDinCO Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Someone who really pays attention can see it is about two different moose, on different days shot via two different rifles. I 'll leave it right there.
Posted By: CharlieFoxtrot Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
I don't care if he poses in a loin cloth and a spear, that's a nice bull with a couple nice guns that I'd be proud to own (and take pictures with). Bonus points using that old shootin' iron for bear back-up. Well done Shrap!
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
I'm just glad I found out where that big ass cooler came from. Now I can sleep at night.


I'm running out of shrapnel pictures.


You mean the ones you can post on tha innanet, right?
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by JDinCO
Someone who really pays attention can see it is about two different moose, on different days shot via two different rifles. I 'll leave it right there.


Its been pretty obvious for a while.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by JDinCO
Someone who really pays attention can see it is about two different moose, on different days shot via two different rifles. I 'll leave it right there.


Are you a detective?

And if so, how many convictions do you not have?

LOL
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by CharlieFoxtrot
I don't care if he poses in a loin cloth and a spear, that's a nice bull with a couple nice guns that I'd be proud to own (and take pictures with). Bonus points using that old shootin' iron for bear back-up. Well done Shrap!


Charlie,

I will pass this along.

God bless.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by JDinCO
Someone who really pays attention can see it is about two different moose, on different days shot via two different rifles. I 'll leave it right there.


Its been pretty obvious for a while.


Only to the trained eye.

LOL
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by JDinCO
Someone who really pays attention can see it is about two different moose, on different days shot via two different rifles. I 'll leave it right there.


I bet you’re also amazing at deciphering spunk spray in motel rooms.

LOL

😎
Posted By: GeoW Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Same critter, different clothes and different hat, though one pic has the tan cap on the ground that was being worn on previous pic.

Like the old NASCAR Cap swap..

Tis a nice critter he done kilt, or runned over.

g
Posted By: Beaver10 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
I’m calling Kirk to demand he surrender to me that lever gun for ballistic analysis. Which will take me several years to complete.

I will get to the bottom of this eventually, and report back.

😬😎
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by GeoW
Same critter, different clothes and different hat, though one pic has the tan cap on the ground that was being worn on previous pic.

Like the old NASCAR Cap swap..

Tis a nice critter he done kilt, or runned over.

g


Hahaha.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by CharlieFoxtrot
I don't care if he poses in a loin cloth and a spear,.......


You're thinking of Ingwe.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by JDinCO
Someone who really pays attention can see it is about two different moose, on different days shot via two different rifles. I 'll leave it right there.


Its been pretty obvious for a while.


Only to the trained eyeBALL.

LOL

FIXT. wink
Posted By: T_Inman Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
I'll stay out of the levergun/bolt gun/road/cooler fiasco, but it is for sure a stellar shiras bull.

Good work.
Posted By: antlers Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
Those are awesome antlers regardless...!
Posted By: JDinCO Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/26/20
lThat comment was directed toward Burns but I guess some folks just want to be special.
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
A politician knows anything they say ticks off half the electorate.

If you’re making a living in the hunting industry.....why PO hunters on their forum?

Why go after a forum favorite son?

Even MuleDeer acts nice when he’s selling cookbooks.


Pretty sure MD is done with this hot mess.

Faking picts is sort of a no no if one values their standing.

More pointedly if those of us in the public eye are cool with fake pictures then where does that lead?

Just Sayin. grin
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER


If you’re making a living in the hunting industry.....why PO hunters on their forum?

Why go after a forum favorite son?



It's marketing genius. People see it and think he's such a prick, his stuff must be really good or he'd go out of business.
Posted By: JohnBurns Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER


If you’re making a living in the hunting industry.....why PO hunters on their forum?

Why go after a forum favorite son?



It's marketing genius. People see it and think he's such a prick, his stuff must be really good or he'd go out of business.


Well I ain't out of business.

Just Sayin. grin

And Half of you yokels are well you know yokels.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Yeah, I know. That was at least a few years ago.
Posted By: Salty303 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
I shot a moose with a sling shot once.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Fireball2


Awwwwwww. That's probbly the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Wait, what?


Go masturbate in the corner.


Dood, I posted that at 7am our time. Obviously I have already done it by then.

Duh.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Ha. BFD. Clarke beat you again. Hes already done it 3 times. Looser.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
I am a terrible looser jag.

Thanks for noticing.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by Salty303
I shot a moose with a sling shot once.


I need to know, does that top shooting a bear with a BB gun, twice. From the comfort and safety of my bedroom?
Posted By: ironbender Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by Whttail_in_MT
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Is Shrap back yet or should I continue taunting him?
I intend to taunt him out of Campfire Retirement.

I'm surprised he hasn't done a hit-and-run post on this train wreck.

Shrapnel must be smarter than sun burns.
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
I'm just glad I found out where that big ass cooler came from. Now I can sleep at night.


I'm running out of shrapnel pictures.

I doubt that.
Posted By: Salty303 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Salty303
I shot a moose with a sling shot once.


I need to know, does that top shooting a bear with a BB gun, twice. From the comfort and safety of my bedroom?



I just had a single shot just sayin.. Primitive weapon to boot. lol But I should have been more honest more like shot at doubt if I hit the thing but did lob one at a moose quite a ways away at the wise old age of about 12.
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by Salty303
I shot a moose with a sling shot once.


Lonee??
Posted By: ironbender Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Salty303
I shot a moose with a sling shot once.


Lonee??

Oh, hell. My daughter did that before school one morning. Right between the eyes of a cow in the hay shed!

That’s a real story, smoke!
Posted By: Valsdad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Salty303
I shot a moose with a sling shot once.


Lonee??

Oh, hell. My daughter did that before school one morning. Right between the eyes of a cow in the gay shed!

That’s a real story, smoke!


You have a "gay shed"?

That's AK for you.
Posted By: ironbender Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Salty303
I shot a moose with a sling shot once.


Lonee??

Oh, hell. My daughter did that before school one morning. Right between the eyes of a cow in the gay shed!

That’s a real story, smoke!

You have a "gay shed"?
That's AK for you.

Fixt! Ha ha. And, no.

I do have a *hay* shed, and pretty fat fingers on this fone!

Nice catch Geno. Bastid! smile
Posted By: smokepole Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Salty303
I shot a moose with a sling shot once.


Lonee??

Oh, hell. My daughter did that before school one morning. Right between the eyes of a cow in the hay shed!

That’s a real story, smoke!


But I bet she didn't gut it, climb inside, and spend the night at -40 with only 1/2 pound of gear.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Ladies (AKA Burnz and Ballz) And gentlemen,

If you would like to heap any more praise upon Shrapnel, please do so now.

I am about to start a new thread and I do not want to do too many things in one day.

Thank you.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
I would just like to add that Shrapnal looks dapper in both outfits. And kudos to his makeup artist for sticking with it out there in the wilds. it must have been terrifying for him.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Ladies (AKA Burnz and Ballz) And gentlemen,

If you would like to heap any more praise upon Shrapnel, please do so now.

I am about to start a new thread and I do not want to do too many things in one day.

Thank you.




He looks younger in the second picture.

Where as you always look like Aunt Mildred.
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
That Aunt Mildred was a sexy piece.
Posted By: BobBrown Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I would just like to add that Shrapnal looks dapper in both outfits. And kudos to his makeup artist for sticking with it out there in the wilds. it must have been terrifying for him.

Roy,

It is Shrapnel. Not shrapnal . Do you not have spell check?




Happy Trails


Bob
Posted By: deflave Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
OK guys.

I don’t want things becoming any more caustic than they have.

This thread is now closed.
Posted By: Fireball2 Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by deflave
OK guys.

I don’t want things becoming any more caustic than they have.

This thread is now closed.


Does that work?

Is there a good-better-best scenario for closing a thread? If so, what makes better better than good but less better than best? Is best twice as good as better and four times as good (or better) than good? If good is good enough, why is better or best even needed? If good isn't good enough, why would you call it good, shouldn't it be called inadequate? What if there was a point system for posts, would that be good? Or better or best? Or not good better or best at all.

*asking for a friend
Posted By: ironbender Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Salty303
I shot a moose with a sling shot once.


Lonee??

Oh, hell. My daughter did that before school one morning. Right between the eyes of a cow in the hay shed!

That’s a real story, smoke!


But I bet she didn't gut it, climb inside, and spend the night at -40 with only 1/2 pound of gear.

Of course not.

It was not that cold.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by deflave
OK guys.

I don’t want things becoming any more caustic than they have.

This thread is now closed.



Shrapnel!!!!!

Come Back!!!


Posted By: BobBrown Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by deflave
OK guys.

I don’t want things becoming any more caustic than they have.

This thread is now closed.


Does that work?

Is there a good-better-best scenario for closing a thread? If so, what makes better better than good but less better than best? Is best twice as good as better and four times as good (or better) than good? If good is good enough, why is better or best even needed? If good isn't good enough, why would you call it good, shouldn't it be called inadequate? What if there was a point system for posts, would that be good? Or better or best? Or not good better or best at all.

*asking for a friend

Take your meds
Posted By: MIKEWERNER Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Musta missed the caustic part.

Originally Posted by deflave
OK guys.

I don’t want things becoming any more caustic than they have.

This thread is now closed.
Posted By: callnum Re: UPDATE - Shrapnel - 09/27/20
Originally Posted by deflave
OK guys.

I don’t want things becoming any more caustic than they have.

This thread is now closed.
.



Hey Mrs. Shrap-how did your man make out with the feds and carving his name in the sandstone? I think there was a thread on here about it.
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