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I stuck the bobby pin in the electric socket
1st or 2nd grade.
Originally Posted by slumlord
1st or 2nd grade.



So 15.

Thanks.
I still do it to test them

Tricked my daughter into few years ago.

About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dogโ€™s mouth.
Hmm.... let's see.....

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Originally Posted by slumlord
I still do it to test them

Tricked my daughter into few years ago.

About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dogโ€™s mouth.


Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun.

Quite the specticle!
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
1st or 2nd grade.



So 15.

Thanks.


Thatโ€™s so mean....Slummy worked really hard to make 3rd grade.

LMAO

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Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
I still do it to test them

Tricked my daughter into few years ago.

About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dogโ€™s mouth.


Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun.

Quite the specticle!


#DaddySniper

๐Ÿ˜Ž
Probably 5 or 6. Learned that lesson real quick.
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
I still do it to test them

Tricked my daughter into few years ago.

About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dogโ€™s mouth.


Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun.

Quite the specticle!


#DaddySniper

๐Ÿ˜Ž


It was really cool!

Last time I shook my head like that, I licked a 9v battery.
the electric fence challenge around the horse corral...

Good times
Need to try the chloroseptic on the dog.
Originally Posted by slumlord
the electric fence challenge around the horse corral...

Good times


Slow down Johnny Knoxville....

What are the rules?
The infamous... son, you hold this screwdriver up in the wire spark plug boot and Iโ€™ll turn it over a couple times
Ima try it.
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
I still do it to test them

Tricked my daughter into few years ago.

About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dogโ€™s mouth.


Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun.

Quite the specticle!


#DaddySniper

๐Ÿ˜Ž


It was really cool!

Last time I shook my head like that, I licked a 9v battery.


Ok, maybe it wasn't a 9v, but it sure tasted like it.
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
the electric fence challenge around the horse corral...

Good times


Slow down Johnny Knoxville....

What are the rules?

lol

Ever fished around in a toaster with a butter knife for a broken Pop Tart?
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
I still do it to test them

Tricked my daughter into few years ago.

About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dogโ€™s mouth.


Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun.

Quite the specticle!


#DaddySniper

๐Ÿ˜Ž


It was really cool!

Last time I shook my head like that, I licked a 9v battery.


Ok, maybe it wasn't a 9v, but it sure tasted like it.


Baby sitter confessions?
I started doing electrical experiments when I was ~6 years old.
I had an expensive battery habit.
Then my aunt gave me a Marx electric train for Christmas. The train transformer saved me a lot of money. I ran a Ford Model A spark coil off the transformer and shocked my friends and relatives.

When I was 40, the neigbor came over with his cocker spaniel. The dog pee'd on my electric fence. That dog had the strongest shock response I have seen.
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
I still do it to test them

Tricked my daughter into few years ago.

About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dogโ€™s mouth.


Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun.

Quite the specticle!


#DaddySniper

๐Ÿ˜Ž


It was really cool!

Last time I shook my head like that, I licked a 9v battery.


Ok, maybe it wasn't a 9v, but it sure tasted like it.


Baby sitter confessions?


Baby sitter?

Hell, I'm the one taking all the chances here, eh?
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
I still do it to test them

Tricked my daughter into few years ago.

About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dogโ€™s mouth.


Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun.

Quite the specticle!


mean bastids you two are
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
I still do it to test them

Tricked my daughter into few years ago.

About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dogโ€™s mouth.


Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun.

Quite the specticle!


mean bastids you two are


Shot a fly off my little toe with the Bug A Salt earlier.

That was trending towards mean, but the cat.....

Nah.
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
I still do it to test them

Tricked my daughter into few years ago.

About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dogโ€™s mouth.


Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun.

Quite the specticle!


#DaddySniper

๐Ÿ˜Ž


It was really cool!

Last time I shook my head like that, I licked a 9v battery.


Ok, maybe it wasn't a 9v, but it sure tasted like it.


Baby sitter confessions?


Mason Jar will hold a fart for a month, maybe longer....๐Ÿ˜Ž
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
I still do it to test them

Tricked my daughter into few years ago.

About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dogโ€™s mouth.


Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun.

Quite the specticle!


mean bastids you two are


Shot a fly off my little toe with the Bug A Salt earlier.

That was trending towards mean, but the cat.....

Nah.




Bet you run around the house naked with scissors.

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
I still do it to test them

Tricked my daughter into few years ago.

About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dogโ€™s mouth.


Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun.

Quite the specticle!


#DaddySniper

๐Ÿ˜Ž


It was really cool!

Last time I shook my head like that, I licked a 9v battery.


Ok, maybe it wasn't a 9v, but it sure tasted like it.


Baby sitter confessions?


Mason Jar will hold a fart for a month, maybe longer....๐Ÿ˜Ž


But will it retain its flavor?
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
I still do it to test them

Tricked my daughter into few years ago.

About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dogโ€™s mouth.


Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun.

Quite the specticle!


mean bastids you two are


Shot a fly off my little toe with the Bug A Salt earlier.

That was trending towards mean, but the cat.....

Nah.




Bet you run around the house naked with scissors.

๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Only while the shower heats up.
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
I still do it to test them

Tricked my daughter into few years ago.

About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dogโ€™s mouth.


Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun.

Quite the specticle!


#DaddySniper

๐Ÿ˜Ž


It was really cool!

Last time I shook my head like that, I licked a 9v battery.


Ok, maybe it wasn't a 9v, but it sure tasted like it.


Baby sitter confessions?


Mason Jar will hold a fart for a month, maybe longer....๐Ÿ˜Ž


But will it retain its flavor?


Taco Bell never disappoints

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Still do it to test 'em !
By the time that 9volts showed up, I was actually old enough to know better. However, when I was about 7 or 8, in the process of taking apart the flashlight that I found on the boot shelf, I discovered that the batteries had leaked an extruded this interesting-looking brown/copper-colored material. This required a taste, which resulted in my rushing into the kitchen where Mom was doing dishes, hipping her out of the way, running a glass of water, and repeatedly rinsing my mouth and then spitting the water all over the dishes in the drying rack in the other side of the double sink.
Originally Posted by Higginez
Originally Posted by slumlord
1st or 2nd grade.



So 15.

Thanks.

LOL
Even at a very young age I never thought this was a good idea.
I had already heard about the negative effects of licking 9V batteries so I felt that I was ahead of the curve. Then I took a small DC electric motor and had wires running off both terminals with the insulation stripped off the ends, and inserted the two ends into a wall socket thinking I could really make this thing spin. Blew it out of my hand and 3 ft. away. The lights went off for a split second but it didn't blow a fuse. That was when I started learning about different types of electric power.
Battery licking? Didn't you people have toads while growing up?
Would this be before I had my braces on, or while I had my braces on. If it was the latter, from what I remember, is was a beautiful blue arc. It was spectacular.

Damn, my teeth hurt just remembering that.


Clyde
I somehow got a butter knife into a wall outlet when I was 4 or 5.
Tossed me across the living room...........
9v is for sissies. We used a 45v battery in a machine at the factory. One of the guys thought it would be a good idea to put it on his tongue.
I still get a tear in my eye thinking about it and that was 20yrs ago.
Never, I hate getting shocked, gotdamn electric fence got me enough fuggin with hogs!
I did lick the pussy of a virgin once. She tried to climb the headboard like she was being shocked....Does that count?

LOL
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I think this thread was started to mock Wabigoon.
You guys are really mean.
Stop picking on unca Wabi...






About 6 yrs old was the 1st time tasting the 9v battery thing.

Take some 4 ot steel wool and touch + and - on a 9v with it.

Excellent fire starter.
Originally Posted by Beaver10
I did lick the pussy of a virgin once. She tried to climb the headboard like she was being shocked....Does that count?

LOL
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An OR virgin?
Your Cousin?
You and she were about 6 then?
Originally Posted by renegade50
I think this thread was started to mock Wabigoon.
You guys are really mean.
Stop picking on unca Wabi...






About 6 yrs old was the 1st time tasting the 9v battery thing.

Take some 4 ot steel wool and touch + and - on a 9v with it.

Excellent fire starter.



You're right, there are sure some mean bastids around this place.

I was thinking of starting a thread about "How many times a year do you stub your toe", but figured no one would take it seriously. They'd think I was pickin' on our Iowa/Canada friend.
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Beaver10
I did lick the pussy of a virgin once. She tried to climb the headboard like she was being shocked....Does that count?

LOL
๐Ÿ˜Ž

An OR virgin?
Your Cousin?
You and she were about 6 then?


I didnโ€™t ask her age...Her braces were about to come off, Iโ€™m guessing 15. I was 13.

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6 or 7
6

It wasn't long before I graduated to those blocky 6v jobs. Then it was on to motorcycle batteries. By my 8th birthday I was a full-blown deep-cycle addict.

9v batteries are a gateway drug.
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by renegade50
I think this thread was started to mock Wabigoon.
You guys are really mean.
Stop picking on unca Wabi...






About 6 yrs old was the 1st time tasting the 9v battery thing.

Take some 4 ot steel wool and touch + and - on a 9v with it.

Excellent fire starter.



You're right, there are sure some mean bastids around this place.

I was thinking of starting a thread about "How many times a year do you stub your toe", but figured no one would take it seriously. They'd think I was pickin' on our Iowa/Canada friend.

450 veiws min
35 replies at least.
LOL!!!
Grabbing the electric fence to pull yourself out of the swimming hole WILL weld your nuts together.

Was told this from a friend.
Originally Posted by renegade50
I think this thread was started to mock Wabigoon.
You guys are really mean.
Stop picking on unca Wabbi




Naw
I was old enough when those things showed that I knew better than to lickโ€™m.

A wall socket taught me much when I was 7.
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