I go for first:


2 weeks ago, while was mixing 35 gallons of bifenthrin.

Not long ago.

But why do you use scheidt which name is nearly unpronounceable?

Gotta be doing good things for your property, no doubt.

Wortuh?

My bad

Last week. Right after my ketchup sandwich.

For Fûcks sake Slum...You’re cutting into Wabi’s thread genre. He’s gonna pray you go to purgatory, if you keep it up.

Yesterday...I’m a house painter,, the wortuh hose is always hooked up.

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Well, maybe the stuff ain't too bad, if it doesn't get in the wortuh and kill the fishies an the wortuh beetleses.

You have fire ants?

that sucks

We have kool aid and mayonnaise sammiches.

Them 30 years with johns manville set me up well to do

Not in this county

But I knocked a dillo out of a hollow log with the tractor Monday.

dillers in TN?

What next...........chupacabras?

Gotta go watch the HOCKEY.

Always let it run for a minute.

Wash out the itsy bitsy spider and bisphenol-As.

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We have excellent well water. If it wasn't good, it'd not be called well water. Duhhh.

We have an artesian well. I'm not sure how it gets from way over there to our pumphouse but there it is.

Used to have well water....until the bovine fecal coliform

Well was only 30ft deep.

Bovines were almost a mile away.

Couple days ago. Yard work then mixing up a batch of roundup.

And I don't drink Gatorade any more but when I did Grape Ice.

Caught my kid giving the dog bottled water - OMG!

Not to worry- they get it out of the wortuh hose. Fill-in them bottles is expensive work.

Then there was the time the wife bought a quart for $1! G#-#+*!!

Today, T'was good.

Every day! Sometimes twice or three times.

Heck, I don't know. Whenever I want to.

Haha.
Made that mistake once!
ONCE!

Almost every day, 'cause I've gotta rinse salt off the boat. The water out of these new "shrinky" hoses tastes a lot better than the old rubber ones.

Last week!

Last 2 hoses that I bought, except for the one to fill up the camper, stinks so bad I will not drink out of them. miles

i replumbed my whole house with the cheapest water hose i could find. my family was running low on pcb's since the battery plant behind the house closed.

Whatcha killing with that bifen?

I gotta get the mule out and mix up some for the damned fire ants.

Often when I'm out working in the yard.

So where do you get your water from now ? We have a well {300' deep} and a spring on the property. The previous owners used the water from the spring for years but had to drill a well in order to sell the place.

Laffin...Wife pours the dog filtered water from a Brita’, but I get the hose.

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I have a green garden hose that I use to fill our camper water tank. It has brass fittings so according to CA regulations, I died 14 years ago.

TFF !

Slums on a mission to reach 40k !

Every single time I have to mix mortar or concrete in a wheelbarrow, which this summer, for me, was a record!

Couldn't drink out of the hose the other morning, frozen.

This morning, the low was 51F. Not supposed to freeze again for a week at least, according to the NWS.

Prefer spring water.

Often.

Yep. Let run a while, especially in the summer.....

Slum gotta step up his game.

Threads gotta have framed pics.



Slum taking a sippy sip.

I've looked all over and I've yet to see a purple wortuh hose anywhere.

Not the Ace Hdwr, Lowes, Home Depot, or the local nursery with the plants and such.

Did you find that one online?

From the DG Prince summer garden collection.........

Pirple Rain edition.

Don't think I've been in a DG for like 30 years.

Or at least 30 days.

I best stop in next time I'm in town, about time for them to mark down the garden supplies. Maybe I can pick up one of them hoses for a dollar two ninety eight.

You forgot to draw cock n balls

And stock up on candy corn

Dang right, it's that time of year for sure.

If they have the Christmas, I mean holiday, candy out already I'm grabbing a coupla bags of them individual wrapped strawberry hard candies with the gooey centers. Before the old church ladies nab them all.

Candy corn must be racist.

Saw a pack the other day that said “harvest corn”

Didn’t want to get on wabigoons bad side, keep it PG.

Well, I know they have a "harvest mix" with little punkins and such, but I've never seen the "harvest corn" type.

Were you at the DG or Kroger's. Kroger's is commie you know.

DG.

Not many Kroger’s in these parts.

Don't forget, the wrapper ink that sticks to them strawberry deals will give you the ass cancer.

Were there any peanuts in your Tynenol turds? Water hose water can get things moving again, especially if the end has been in the mud for a few days.

not if'n I eat a buncha that kraut I made and some chutney. Keeps that ink movin' right thru afore it ken stick an cause the Big C stuff.

Wabigoon has you on ignore.

He won’t be viewing any of your smut.

Sometime in the last century for me.

Candy korn and roasted peanuts, party mix

You guys are doing it wrong, when I get thirsty I just zap the Guat dwarf girl's shock collar and she runs out w/ a frosty bottle of Fiji Water. Adoption is a much overlooked source of cheap labor, then she is back in the basement w/ our 14 y/o Thai daughter. Life is good when you take advantage of white privilege.


mike r

Hahah.

#camolife
#hunthard

Holy Fugg!!!!

LMFAO!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Not smutty at all.

Looks kinda clean actually.

My garden hose water tasted funny, last time I sampled it. Probably shouldn't have drunk a quart of it from the Sevin dust jar.

That first gallon is a thousand degrees too

Holy fook

Yep, don't use it on yer maters, till it runs cool !

This place is a veritable fountain of knowledge from Tylenol turds to drinking out of the water hose. And today's thread asks if we've raised a generation of idiots ?

A month ago Home Depot had a pallet of purple 'commercial grade' hoses sitting just inside one of the doors.