No good here at posting links but Zerohedge.com just released a story about the CNN legal analyst being caught whacking off in a Zoom session.

I saw that on Daily Mail too.

Was there a hot nekkid female attendee at that Zoom session?

www.zerohedge.com/political/cnn-new-yorker-suspend-jeffrey-toobin-showing-his-dick-zoom-call

No. Anderson Cooper

Shoulda done the Dave Attell bailout when caught beatin off....


Quick call the cops! My deke and hand are fighting!

It apparently was during a session with New Yorker magazine staff and a radio station. No pics yet of any hotties in attendance

Proly just spankin it to visions of jew money stacks

Check out this Wikipedia page (from it's history)

[Linked Image]

Zoomin' Toobin

Well there goes his Saturday morning hosting of the CNN Commie Kids show

Sick

He'll be back and they'll call him a hero. "So brave, Jeffery. So brave".

As long as he was wearing a mask, I’m surprised they were even upset.

"Zoom Dick Incident"

lol, damn what a timeline we live in

Extramarital affair and had a kid out of wedlock. Not surprised.

He will claim sex addict and be put back on the CNN pedestal to lecture everybody about what is right and wrong.

You beat me to it.

Toobin beat it to everybody

Can’t wait to hear what the Donald does with this.

Prold ask the next debate host if they gagged on Toobin or Michelles rod most often

Im so happy I do not know who the hell this guy is, or even care.

Look at it this way.....

If your ol lady catches you whackin off you can just tell her youre practicing to be a legal analyst at a major news outlet

ZoominToobin's theme song -- someone had to do it ...

Ol' tubin' Toobin!

Don't worry. He has matters well in hand!

LMFAO!!

I see what you did there, lol.

Lol, you should try and reword that Bud........

You fellers are F'n hilarious.

Pee Wee Herman's brother?

🤣🤣

Some people just really really like meetings

Borealis Bob: It seems that cnn is full of perverts, homosexuals, loose women, metro-sexuals, bi-sexuals, liars, anti-Americans, biased reporters, biased reporting and deceitfulness!
I say flush them like the turds they choose to be (no offense small twig).
Sad but karma can be a bitch - right, there tube-tugger!
Sheesh.
cnn the perv perveyors.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

This might be the gayest thing I've ever seen.

Toobin had a stroke?

Proly just a couple mini strokes

Is he related to Anthony Weiner ??

Both are Chosen by God.

Really?

The 2 famous men shot in the back of the head in a theater? That would be Abraham Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Peewee Herman!

Pretty much nothing from the left surprises me anymore!

Maybe he shoulda been tellin more secrets

There was a time when snapping your whip in front of coworkers would be a career killer. Today I'm not so sure.

I feel sorry for his wife and kids. What a complete embarrassment to his family. He needs to fall on a sword.

It’s really not that bad compared to the [bleep] liberals deem normal.
Seriously, Once you normalize gender reassignment surgery on children what’s a little public masturbation between adults?

Even when he's not whacking off, he's still whacking off...if you know what I mean.

k we will suspend the 'video or it didn't happen' rule this time

“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera,” Mr. Toobin said in a statement to Vice, which reported the incident and the magazine’s investigation.

Okay... so even during a bus. meeting, when off camera, its open season.

F'ing moron.

Brothers in arms ...

this is my rifle, this is my gun, this one's for fighting, this one's for fun ...

We have a couple members,








That would like to shake his hand.





Or, his member!

All Demonrats are jerk-offs.

This is the go-to guy for legal analysis on the networks.LOL

This is from Breitbart.

The New Yorker suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin after he was caught masturbating during a Zoom call last week with New Yorker and WNYC radio members, according to a report.

VICE reports:
Two people who were on the call told VICE separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker’s biggest stars: Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans; Evan Osnos was Joe Biden, Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats, Masha Gessen played Donald Trump, Andrew Marantz was the far right, Sue Halpern was left wing democrats, Dexter Filkins was the military, and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts. There were also a handful of other producers on the call from the New Yorker and WNYC.

Both people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak freely, noted that it was unclear how much each person saw, but both said that they saw Toobin jerking off.

Natalie Raabe, a press representative for the New Yorker, confirmed Toobin has been suspended but did not explicitly state the reason behind the decision.

“Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter,” Raabe said.

Additionally, the New Yorker editor David Remnick wrote in a memo to all staffers: “Dear All, As you may have read in various news reports today, one of our writers, Jeff Toobin, was suspended after an incident on a Zoom call last week. Please be assured that we take such matters seriously and that we are looking into it. Best, David.”

Toobin seemingly confirmed that exposing himself was the motivation behind the suspension, though he claimed it was merely an accident.

“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends, and co-workers,” he told Motherboard in a statement.

Toobin is also the chief legal analyst for CNN and reportedly appeared on the network Saturday. A CNN spokesperson told Law&Crime that Toobin has requested “some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted.”


https://www.breitbart.com/the-media...rey-toobin-for-exposing-himself-on-zoom/

Got to hand it to him...

at least he wasn't screwing the UK Ambassador

Amazon has a good price on computer screen wipes. He should buy some.

https://www.amazon.com/Pre-Moistene...&hvtargid=pla-974363590935&psc=1

He is one of the worst of the worst liberals in media. Couldn't have happened to a more horrible scumbag.

Was that wrong?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvNS7JfcMM&feature=share

Nothing like some strange. 😁

Time off......to finish the task at hand.......lol

(((Toobin))) and (((CNN))) values, on display...

He couldn't sit between Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper and do some skiing, so he had to settle for some toobin

Lol

Russia made it up and produced fake video.

How cum?

Dude is a "spitting" image of Deflave!

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I saw an article that suggested that he had another call going on while on a 10 minute recess from the zoom thing. Maybe had a phone sex thing or watching porn, then forgot to cancel that when the call came back on.

I always suspected that there were a bunch of jerk offs working at CNN but this really confirms it.

Read his wiki page which I am usually loath to do.

He practiced law for a grand total of maybe 6 years before becoming a hot-shot full tie legal analyst on cnn or some other bs cable news outfit.

He’s just probably hard of hearing and though the meeting was a “Erection Stimulation” exercise not an “Election Simulation “.

This should be a Sticky.

.................. We have a winner !.......... LMAO. I always wondered about the talent pool they have there.

A new verb now--"He was Toobin " .

Chicken choking... Toobin style. Guess he was proud of little Willie.

Couldn’t talk her into a Lewenski so he started Toobin.

It's so rude. It's fundamental netiquette to mute and turn off your video while pleasuring yourself during a business meeting. Even the interns know that.

It's a shame. Toobin could have been a great musician, but he was always a beat off.

You never know with that crowd.....they kinda like that stuff.

Talk about professional suicide!

Anderson cooper ......caught it.....swapped it with meth head Biden .

lol my brother showed me that pic last feburary..wtf !!

I thought you said "erection stimulation"!

Kingston is your brother???

He probably just realized that after working with Michelle Kosinski and not knowing what she would do for a lead....

Welcome To Masturbation Anonymous.
I see everybody came today.

That's disappointing.

i wonder if he still has a twitter account, would be going crazy by now

This thread's now up to 10 pages and I'm still LMAO. I just knew this was gonna be some good entertainment. Thanks for all the great laughs, Mr. Toobin. You should get some kind of comedy award. This is the funniest comedy act since PeeWee Herman in the Porno movie palace.

Funny mental image - looks Hollywood Squares... and there's Toobin spankin' away.

toobin is so good at it he can switch hands and gain a stroke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NblRUTp60WI&feature=youtu.be

Must happen all the time.

When I was still working we had to do video meetings a couple times a week. Always fun to see what was going on around some of those idiots. I was always in the work van, tried to make sure I was at the beach or a boat ramp somewhere.

Was he bitter because Masha got to role play the President?

(Note: Wikipedia refers to Masha as "they"....)
Apparently with multiple genders thru time the "they" is warranted??!?

SMILE ! You're On Candid Camera, Jeff! ...... Along with your little "sleight of hand trick". Talk radio guy that I listen to in the morning had a field day with Toobin jokes this morning. It was hilarious.

Let he who has not beat off in a zoom session cast the first stone.......