Plumbing Van, "Keep Your Wife in Hot Water".

I saw this one years ago , “Ex-wife for sale, take over payments”.

Cheap work aint good
Good work aint cheap

Bipartisan Bumper Sticker. "Run Hilary, Run." Democrat's put on the rear bumper, Republicans on the front.

For some reason this one always made me chuckle.

Not all good work is expensive.
Not all expensive work is good.

"I don't lend money cuz it causes amnesia!"
"Okay, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can diet!"
"Visualize whirled peas."

Saw one this morning on the back of a pickup truck.

"Don't spread my wealth. Spread my work ethic "

Local Septic pumping service - "We're #1 in the #2 business"

Years ago parents used to run around with "My kid was student of the month at XYZ school". Everyone parent had one on their vehicle, until this one showed up....

"My kid is inmate of the month at county jail"

Down in Florida last spring....

Door of a porta-potty delivery truck:

"You float 'em.......we tote 'em."

Lovely wife repeatedly told me it wasn't that funny.

Seen this one last year. GET'R DONE, hire a MEXICAN!

Save the whales - Collect the whole set

ABORT TRUMP

If we'd of known this we'd of picked our own cotton.
Best way to get on your feet is to get off your ass.

I like the one that says “My kid fùcked your honor student.”



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Years ago......

" Ask me...about microwaving cats for fun and profit ".

Seen on a lifted truck going to a big Indy gun show.
Proly Bill Goodman one.

"If you love something set it free, if it doesn't come back hunt it down and kill it"

" I am schizophrenic ...and so am I"

Seen on a pickup with a bunch of scruffy looking kids in the back: "My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student".

"Humpty Dumpty Was Pushed"

Seen on a water well drilling rig, "Your hole is our goal".

Feed the homeless to the hungry.

I thought this was about a new candy bar.

Bumper Snickers with peanuts.

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B ig
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M istake
A merica

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N ominated

Sign on a septic tank cleaning truck:

"Your schit's our bread and butter."

Ha, that's awesome.

Caution Driver
Does Not Give
Chit Anymore

Septic pump truck: We know what you’ve been eating.

1) If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
2) Fat people are harder to kidnap.

"Tell Your Dog That I Said Hi!"

I saw this one on the back of an old VW van back in the late 60's:

Don't laugh lady, I might have your daughter in here.

One I had some years back was "Exhume Goldwater !"

Good ones!

On the back bumper of a young woman's car:

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."

“next time you wave at me, use all 5 fingers”

Paul Harvey was telling about a lady that ran into the back of the vehicle in front of her trying to read the bumper sticker. It said, "If you can read this you are too close."

Fuqk your feelings!
MAGA!

"Keep honking; I'm reloading."

" Going home early today... the voices told me to go home and clean the guns."

The irony of being on a gas powered vic.

Wabigoon: Three of MY all time favorites are not so popular with other people/my friends - I don't know why?
I get a kick out of them.

#1: "More Cowbells"

#2: "Angry Villager"

#3: "We Should Have Picked Our Own Cotton"

GO TRUMP
MAGA
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

Seen on a beat to hell car..."my other car is a piece of [bleep] too!"

Warning: Driver carries only $20.00 of ammunition.

Don’t tell my mother I work in the firehouse. She thinks I’m a piano player in a whore house.

I pray trump wins.. then I will find a TRUMP 2024 sticker.

"Yesterday's meals on wheels."

On a local Septic Truck: "Loaded with Political Promises"

"Trump 2020, make liberals cry again"