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I never thought I’d..............."

Finish the statement!

Anything you want!

No wrong answers!

Whatever you think

Again,

“When I was a kid growing up, I never thought I’d_________________. "

Live this long ! 🤠
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
I never thought I’d..............."

Finish the statement!

Anything you want!

No wrong answers!

Whatever you think

Again,

“When I was a kid growing up, I never thought I’d_________________. "


take a picture with a phone.
become a Christian.
I had girlfriends all through school,, but changed every year so probably had a dozen or more through Hi school... if they wanted to go steady I would drop them I can only remember about 4 names,,, I have owned 9 dogs and can remember ALL of their names...did I like dogs better than girls?? I was married to the same woman for 56 years until she passed .. so what I might be saying there is only one woman for each of us if we get the right one the first time.. I never wanted anyone else.. lucky Me..
want to be a kid again
,..see American Communists burning cities.
I never thought....I would need to reevaluate a fart
I never thought I'd be so glad I'm not a kid.
Make love to a Canadian nurse
Have four kids. (Best job in the world)
Live past 30.

See retirement

Live in SE AK for over a year.

"Own" whippets.

See The Donald as President.

Have a manufactured joint placed in my body.

Drive a vehicle that has over 200K miles on the odometer without having to have a valve or ring job.
See dinosaurs disappear.
All great answers and have enjoyed reading them! Keep em coming!
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
All great answers and have enjoyed reading them! Keep em coming!


I forgot one

"Meet" some old dude, over something called an "internet", that wears puttees occasionally. laugh
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
All great answers and have enjoyed reading them! Keep em coming!


I forgot one

"Meet" some old dude, over something called an "internet", that wears puttees occasionally. laugh


What a moron!
When I was a kid growing up, I never thought I’d live to see a gay, black Afreakin communist in the White House pretending to be the HNIC.
grow up.




I was right.
See an African Moslem President of the United States
Gotta go for a little while. Grandkids just showed up for pizza and pizza rolls and the Three Stooges!
Originally Posted by Borchardt
See an African Moslem President of the United States


Hope I live long enough to see the Traitorous POS hang.
List is huge.

I agree with living this long, had troubled teenage years..lol

Wonderful wife and a beautiful 10year old hockey playing daughter. Basically debt free only downside is living in a communist state.

Growing up in the 70's and 80's, I never thought I would have a phone I can put in my pocket though.
Not need to get out of bed in the morning, if I didn't feel like it.
Originally Posted by kaywoodie


Finish the statement!
“When I was a kid growing up, I never thought I’d_________________. "


Have the phone ring while I’m sitting at home on Saturday night, and hope it was a wrong number!
7mm
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
”When I was a kid growing up, I never thought I’d_________________. "
Have the regrets that I do.
The Red Sox and Cubs win the World Series
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
All great answers and have enjoyed reading them! Keep em coming!


I forgot one

"Meet" some old dude, over something called an "internet", that wears puttees occasionally. laugh


What a moron!



It's easy to spot them,

Kinda like a guy who wear Injun slippers while hunting elk, eh?
Originally Posted by antlers
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
”When I was a kid growing up, I never thought I’d_________________. "
Have the regrets that I do.


I’m sorry Antlers! Really. 😞

lol kaywoodie; I can’t relate to "No, I do not regret anything"; I have a helluva bunch of em’.
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
All great answers and have enjoyed reading them! Keep em coming!


I forgot one

"Meet" some old dude, over something called an "internet", that wears puttees occasionally. laugh


What a moron!



It's easy to spot them,

Kinda like a guy who wear Injun slippers while hunting elk, eh?


Ahhhh that’s pretty normal.
I would be this tough. How the hell did I live through that.
Actually meet some ol' dude named after a pipe !!!
smile smile smile
I never thought I would see so many people spend money they don’t have to buy things they don’t need and then blame other people for their financial situation.
The Three Stooges are the best!

Never thought I’d be able to look at endless boobies and beavers on a hand held computer
Thought smoking cigarettes was no big deal. Never thought it would take me 30+ yrs to quit. What a waste of lungs & money.
Originally Posted by slumlord
Never thought I’d be able to look at endless boobies and beavers on a hand held computer

fer free even.

Don't even need a Playboy subscription..................


or so I've heard.
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
All great answers and have enjoyed reading them! Keep em coming!


I forgot one

"Meet" some old dude, over something called an "internet", that wears puttees occasionally. laugh


What a moron!



It's easy to spot them,

Kinda like a guy who wear Injun slippers while hunting elk, eh?


Ahhhh that’s pretty normal.



Yeah,

for some of us anyway.
Originally Posted by mark shubert
Actually meet some ol' dude named after a pipe !!!
smile smile smile


Mark,

I hear tell that Bob fella is pretty old.

Maybe they named the pipe after him? grin
Originally Posted by slumlord
Never thought I’d be able to look at endless boobies and beavers on a hand held computer

Kinda makes them old playboy mags seem outdated. Don't throw em out though. Never know about power outages, or internet going completely down.
i never though they would invent the wheel.
Never thought I’d be able to buy all the fireworks I wanted without any lip from mama and daddy.
Collect SS.
I'd get married, and have kids that graduated from college.
Roth v. U. S.
354 U.S. 476 (1957)

With Roth v. United States, the Court began to build a new constitutional test for obscenity. In this case, the Court upheld publisher Samuel Roth's conviction for mailing material that appealed to the "prurient interest."



"what passes for obscenity is often just poor taste." - Lilly Tomlin
live to be 30, ran with a rough crowd all but 2 are dead, one is coming over thanksgiving and the other i will run up to east tx to hunt with next month.
I never thought the Detroit Lions would win a super bowl!!! Oh! Wait they haven’t!!! 😀😂😇
Live the life of my dreams in the Rockies.
Originally Posted by Whelenman
I never thought the Detroit Lions would win a super bowl!!! Oh! Wait they haven’t!!! 😀😂😇


Our kids won't even see that.
I never thought I'd see Americans burn the Flag, mock their military or despise the police.


mike r

... I never thought that I'd forget anyone's name.

... I never thought I'd wish that I was younger.

... I never thought that be happy to just stay home.
More golden ones! Thanks Gents!
Originally Posted by slumlord
Never thought I’d be able to look at endless boobies and beavers on a hand held computer



I never thought this possible, no need for sex education in schools anymore
Never thought I’d live to be 67 years old.
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by mark shubert
Actually meet some ol' dude named after a pipe !!!
smile smile smile


Mark,

I hear tell that Bob fella is pretty old.

Maybe they named the pipe after him? grin




Bob is SO old they named him after a WOODEN pipe !!!
Originally Posted by Joel/AK
Originally Posted by Whelenman
I never thought the Detroit Lions would win a super bowl!!! Oh! Wait they haven’t!!! 😀😂😇


Our kids won't even see that.



They have not played in a Super Bowl. The last champion ship was 1957 or 59. I was 8 or 9.
I knew a guy from Austin that played for the Detroit Lions. He was a UT football player.
have nice hair. when i was a kid it was like a string mop. let it grow for the past 6 months and its longer than it has been in 40 years. fuggen silver fox baby. women and men compliment me. never happened before. if i ever decided to get a cockitoffame i'm waaay ahead on the hair front. tiddies need some work though.
Yer scarin’ me 141!!
Originally Posted by hanco
Never thought I’d live to be 67 years old.


This one ^^^. I had a brother and father who did not make it to 67.

kwg
That I would be investigating my holier than thou guidance counselor’s daughter in law shooting him and his family while they had their heads bowed in prayer.
Originally Posted by Jiveturkey
Originally Posted by slumlord
Never thought I’d be able to look at endless boobies and beavers on a hand held computer

Kinda makes them old playboy mags seem outdated. Don't throw em out though. Never know about power outages, or internet going completely down.


And for heaven's sake, don't use them for toilet paper!
Foreign Government infest American Govt.
Originally Posted by ISRO
Make love to a Canadian nurse




What'd he thinka that?
Originally Posted by Bristoe
,..see American Communists burning cities.


Don't worry about then, that still has me stumped now!
come to realize that my parents were far more right than wrong.
... forty years old would be young.
Never thoughtd I would:

See infinte genders.

Serve in wars that never end, have no victory date, for which we cant even remember how we started

Serve in a war where we declared the enemy illegal non-combatants for the first ten years, then acknowledge them as a legitimate political group when we couldnt beat them.

See pants sizes increase about 6" on average.

See a generation of kids still living at home at 27

See the divorce rate in some countries approach 60%

See most of the population hooked on drugs, both prescription and recreational

See mental illness declared a nornal reaction to the easiest life homo sapiens have ever had.

See the average couple telll me earnestly that they need 5 bedrooms, 3 ensuites and a serving bar in the middle of every kitchen in order to provide for a 2 kid family.

See the price of meat and real estate go up by multiples in just 25 years.

See the world collapse itelf over a virus that even full transmission causes less deaths than cancer and diabetes.

See 1st world countries hand their manufacture to china, then have to manufacture a war with china to get the money back.

See Americans lose faith in their political process( and I'm not american by the way).

See people suckered into the same old left vs right schtick, whilst elites in both camps raid the middle class blind.

See the incarceration rate jump 3x and require 3x as many police on the street, all to contain the same level of crime...

See police who once wore a 'uniform with a belt' now dressing like paramilitary operators in the 30 or so 1st world 'free countries'.

See country level space programs that actually got people into outer space close down and be replaced with a independant contractors running dog and pony shows trying to 'figure out how the guys used to do it half a century ago".

See the greatest achievement ever- the two day weekend+single income family, end up back at a medieval workload of two partners combining 80 hours work per week to stay afloat.
Originally Posted by kolofardos
want to be a kid again


Yep
Originally Posted by local_dirt
Originally Posted by ISRO
Make love to a Canadian nurse




What'd he thinka that?

laugh
Originally Posted by antlers
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
”When I was a kid growing up, I never thought I’d_________________. "
Have the regrets that I do.



its a tough road to go down....time doesn't heal all wounds......bob
Seeing sling shots going for $20.00 or more.
I never thought I’d live in communist country but it is beginning to look like I will soon. If biden takes over and the senate falls to the democrats it will be the end of our great republic.
Originally Posted by antlers
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
”When I was a kid growing up, I never thought I’d_________________. "
Have the regrets that I do.

I'm stealing that one. Fits perfect.
“When I was a kid growing up, I never thought I’d_________________. "

see time fly by so quickly.
Live in a house with electricity,, a toilet and running water...
"When I was a kid growing up, I never thought I’d........."

See half our Republic embrace the same Marxists and Commies we used to kill.
Front blew thru here this morning Barry! It’s arrival was most welcome after yesterday’s 90’s!
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Front blew thru here this morning Barry! It’s arrival was most welcome after yesterday’s 90’s!



Just came through here as well!

Brought half a dozen drops of rain with it... smile

One day the rain gauge will get the dust washed out of the bottom...
Another seven inch rain? Seven inches between drops. laugh
Never thought I’d be lucky enough to fly Navy jets.
Never thought I see day when I offered someone a mess of fresh white perch (Crappie) fillets and they declined. It happened just this year, 2 times.
Get to 30 and then I realized I'm more than double that. Be Well, RZ.
Originally Posted by overmax
Never thought I see day when I offered someone a mess of fresh white perch (Crappie) fillets and they declined. It happened just this year, 2 times.


filets?

In other words, you've done the work, all they have to do is cook them up.

What a shame.
... never thought city people would move into my little farming community and complain to the police about farmers spreading manure on their fields.
Originally Posted by overmax
Never thought I see day when I offered someone a mess of fresh white perch (Crappie) fillets and they declined. It happened just this year, 2 times.


DAmn!!!
Originally Posted by Gibby
Seeing sling shots going for $20.00 or more.


Never thought owning a slingshot in NJ would be a felony.
(it's true, google it!)
Originally Posted by overmax
Never thought I see day when I offered someone a mess of fresh white perch (Crappie) fillets and they declined. It happened just this year, 2 times.


They must have been biting good somewhere. My trusted pond didn't produce much this year.
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
I never thought I’d..............."

Finish the statement!

Anything you want!

No wrong answers!

Whatever you think

Again,

“When I was a kid growing up, I never thought I’d_________________. "



Kill get go kill a deer.
That the Lord would give me the Texas record SCI mule deer buck.
Have friends like Kaywoodie, Doc Rocket, Barry, Roger, Sand Billy, Hatari, Neal, Paul, Whip and K22....et al.
Never thought I'd be so much better looking, and tougher too, than you guys, KW.

“When I was a kid growing up, I never thought I’d_________________. "

\Be stupid enough to spend 33 unappreciated years with a major police organization. Took a while to see the big picture, by then I was locked in on retirement time. Retirement is nice but money doesn.t compensate for your youth. GW
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