"Don't let me vote Democrat!!!"

Won’t be any tombstone for me. Just a little sign, Kiss My Ash.

Hahaha good one.

Mine will say ASPLUNDH.

"Don't Tread on Me"

Mine, at best, will be chicken fried into dust.

Good one!

When this you see
And bear me in your mind!
Let all the would say
What they may!
Speak of me as you find!

Not a tombstone, but a guy said he wanted his ashes loaded in shotgun shells. He said then he can go out with a bang.

Put in a douche bag and run through one last time.

LOL. I'll probably actually be a plastic bag of dust and just throw me in the lake or ocean. Unless the Left makes it some kind of environmental crime by then.

Pepperoni, sausage, onions and mushrooms

lol

Some dudes here might be hazmat or have to many toxins 😂

Go big or go home. Hunter S. Thompson had his remains fired out of a cannon.

Little off subject but the story is that the Hell's Fury mine in the Black Hill got it name when the wife of the miner looking for gold was dying she made her husband promise that if he ever found gold he would name the mine after her.

People are saying election is over and Biden is the new Don of the world but no one wants to talk about how dead people came back to life to vote, Democrats voters are biased as the people they vote for.

The best epitaph I can think of is "Here lays a man".


And the lefty version would be "Here lies a man".


Added...the benefit of the lefty version is that it is non gender specific for lefties.

I agree with Mr. Grigsby!

I remember a Terrance Hill Movie with Henry Fonda.... he-pok-no-mo. “That’s a beautiful name in Navajo”.

Here lies a man who got all he ever wanted!!

Wife with cremated ashes in hand gives a big puff dispersing the ashes to the wind and saying, “ there’s that blow job you’ve been wanting for all those years “.

"If you can read this, you're next."

Always hoped to be buried in the middle of the night in an unmarked grave, due to having done so much damage to the power structure that they want desperately for me to be forgotten and cannot bear to have my grave become a flash point for further resistance... And I hope it fails them.

Funny but everyone knows the Demonrats have no respect for the dead.

You think they could have named that company a little differently.

I didn't see the video before I posted.

Peperoni and extra cheese stuffed crust....

I want a pic of a fat gurl on mine!

No schidt. Had the come in through Ellis Island, they'd be another Smith.