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Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Wife ordered a new one. Last one was a wedding gift, lasted 6 months shy of 20 years. No idea how many hundreds, nay thousands of meals that thing made. Cord split up close to the base. Yeah, I could tape it up and keep going but my wife was rather adamant that I not.

Got to wondering, what's the oldest crock pot the 'fire still has doing yeoman's work. Ours has been used couple times a week since we bought it.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Oh, I thot you said Crackpot and was referring to Ejit or Leroy. smile
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Oh, I thot you said Crackpot and was referring to Ejit or Leroy. smile



Sounds like you ought to see an eye doctor. laugh
Posted By: slumlord Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
We are using one about like your’s 20 or so years. Get used almost 2 days a week.

Lots of chickens and pork butts, lots of soups and chili.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Well, that would also happen to me. After all, Im not legally state certified and I didnt get a college degree in electricity. crazy
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Oh, I thot you said Crackpot and was referring to Ejit or Leroy. smile



Sounds like you ought to see an eye doctor. laugh


Hahaha. Winner winner...
grin
Posted By: BtailHunter Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
I'm on 15 years with mine. It's currently filled with white beans and a ham bone.
Posted By: Raeford Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
No issues with crockpots, but we just killed the microwave the wife's NaNa gave us as a wedding gift[1985].
We also received 3 toasters as gifts, nary one worked.
Posted By: Morewood Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
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Posted By: New_2_99s Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
15 years since we moved here, so ours is 15 years old.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by slumlord
We are using one about like your’s 20 or so years. Get used almost 2 days a week.

Lots of chickens and pork butts, lots of soups and chili.



Lots of roasts and soups in ours. Toss some meat, potatos/carrots/onions turn it on and walk away. My wife has used the hell out of it for lots of one pot dishes with noodles and cream of whatever and meat/veggies.
Posted By: Pappy348 Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Got a electric pressure cooker now. Crockpot is retired.
Posted By: killerv Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Tried a new meal in ours Saturday

a few boneless skinless chicken breast, 16oz of olive garden italian seasoning, about half a bag of parmesan cheese, brick of creme cheese, a little salt pepper and garlic powerder... low for 5 hours. Towards end, boil some macoroni noodles or whatever off to the side, and add them to the pot the last 30min. Add a little more cheese if you like.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Got one for a wedding present.

Been married 15 some odd years.

Crock pot gets used maybe 12, 20 times a year.


At this rate....the crock pot and my donger will wear out at the same time.

I think the crock pot is ahead slightly.....
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Got one for a wedding present.

Been married 15 some odd years.

Crock pot gets used maybe 12, 20 times a year.


At this rate....the crock pot and my donger will wear out at the same time.

I think the crock pot is ahead slightly.....



Dammit Jim the sheep jokes write themselves. You gotta make it tougher.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
The guy who shaves the schitty wool off their azz is coming out tomorrow.

Should improve my prospects a bit......
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Got one for a wedding present.

Been married 15 some odd years.

Crock pot gets used maybe 12, 20 times a year.


At this rate....the crock pot and my donger will wear out at the same time.

I think the crock pot is ahead slightly.....



Dammit Jim the sheep jokes write themselves. You gotta make it tougher.


Had to go there dincha.😂
Posted By: gregintenn Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Ours has been feeding the family for more than 25 years now. There’s lasagna in it cooking as I type this.
I did have to buy a replacement lid for it a couple of years back on eBay.
Posted By: Colorado14er Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
I have two crockpots. A newer one that is used for most meals and an antique that is perfectly seasoned for my green chili. The chili pot has been on my counter for about 28 years and is still going strong.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Back on topic,

Got two

The big oval ones about 20+ years Kmart special.

The original round ones from the 1970's. Still going strong. Grandmother gave it us when we didn't get one as a wedding present. Three settings on this one: Low, Medium and Third degree burns.
Posted By: Mike_S Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
After 35 years we are on number 3. Wife made sauce yesterday in it.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
You guys dont have a friggin oven?
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
The one on the way is an oval. Wife says it'll fit roasts better i guess. The old one was round. Tried to talk her into an instapot, guys at work swear by them. But there's a lot to be said for an Off/Low/High switch lol.
Posted By: gonehuntin Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Rival Crock-Pot from ~1975, still have the owners manual and a hardback copy of the Rival Crock-Pot Cooking book.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by gonehuntin
Rival Crock-Pot from ~1975, still have the owners manual and a hardback copy of the Rival Crock-Pot Cooking book.



Damn that IS old. Still use it?
Posted By: gonehuntin Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by gonehuntin
Rival Crock-Pot from ~1975, still have the owners manual and a hardback copy of the Rival Crock-Pot Cooking book.



Damn that IS old. Still use it?


I just used it two days ago - works perfectly. I use those crock-pot liner bags now instead of putting food directly into the crock-pot, saves wear and tear from scrubbing and lessens the risk of being dropped into the sink while washing it.
Posted By: dye7barrel Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Crock pot takes a back seat to pressure cooker these days.
Posted By: gregintenn Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
You guys dont have a friggin oven?


Yeah. Would you leave chit in it cooking while you were gone to work?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
You guys dont have a friggin oven?


Yeah. Would you leave chit in it cooking while you were gone to work?


I live at work.

Also...I dont have to clean my oven every time I use it and put it back in the cupboard.
Posted By: gregintenn Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
You guys dont have a friggin oven?


Yeah. Would you leave chit in it cooking while you were gone to work?


I live at work.

Also...I dont have to clean my oven every time I use it and put it back in the cupboard.




I don't.

You surely clean whatever pot or pan you put the food into to cook in the oven.
Posted By: mathman Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
The guy who shaves the schitty wool off their azz is coming out tomorrow.

Should improve my prospects a bit......


Less Velcro effect?
Posted By: auk1124 Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Got one from the mid 90s that I packed off to college. Still works, but we dont use it much because the crock isn't removable. The newer ones with removable crocks are much easier to clean.
Posted By: mathman Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by auk1124
Got one from the mid 90s that I packed off to college. Still works, but we dont use it much because the crock isn't removable. The newer ones with removable crocks are much easier to clean.


Is that the round one with the bolt in the bottom?
Posted By: slumlord Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Word of advice

Old ladies at church will steal your glass lids.

They either broke theirs over the years or have models with plastic lids.

I’ve lost one at a Wild Game pot luck and another at a business meeting.

BOLO, they come in with foil over their cookers, beware for they are a clever foe.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
We have a mini pot

Last couple weeks we put a couple of potatoes in it and let them bake till the afternoon. I dont eat lunch till about 3. Timing is right


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Posted By: Morewood Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by gonehuntin
I use those crock-pot liner bags now instead of putting food directly into the crock-pot, saves wear and tear from scrubbing and lessens the risk of being dropped into the sink while washing it.


Yup. Crock pot condoms are great.
Posted By: deflave Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Sentimental over a fugking crock pot.

Jesus Christ.
Posted By: auk1124 Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by mathman
Originally Posted by auk1124
Got one from the mid 90s that I packed off to college. Still works, but we dont use it much because the crock isn't removable. The newer ones with removable crocks are much easier to clean.


Is that the round one with the bolt in the bottom?


It is packed away somewhere and I can't remember. It's definitely round, non-removable crock.
Posted By: gregintenn Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Sentimental over a fugking crock pot.

Jesus Christ.

Yep. We like living on the edge around here.
Posted By: mathman Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by auk1124
Originally Posted by mathman
Originally Posted by auk1124
Got one from the mid 90s that I packed off to college. Still works, but we dont use it much because the crock isn't removable. The newer ones with removable crocks are much easier to clean.


Is that the round one with the bolt in the bottom?


It is packed away somewhere and I can't remember. It's definitely round, non-removable crock.


That's the one I rarely use too.
Posted By: GeoW Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Cock pot?
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Sentimental over a fugking crock pot.

Jesus Christ.


Hey,

He's your friend, no? wink
Posted By: rem141r Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
the one at my camp i bought in 1987. i use it quite a bit in hunting season. i'm pretty sure the other one there is an original from god knows when. the 70's? it looks like hell and i have never used it. my mom was the crock potter in the family.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
You guys dont have a friggin oven?


Yeah. Would you leave chit in it cooking while you were gone to work?


I live at work.

Also...I dont have to clean my oven every time I use it and put it back in the cupboard.




I don't.

You surely clean whatever pot or pan you put the food into to cook in the oven.


You can cook a pizza right on the rack.

Better that way.
Posted By: deflave Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
If you ever need a spare just swing into any garage sale.

$2.00 tops.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by deflave
If you ever need a spare just swing into any garage sale.

$2.00 tops.



Probably a half dozen in the church basement for free....
I'm sure mine wasn't the oldest. It lasted from '93 through the first part of 2019 - far longer than the marriage for which it was gifted to me... The crock was replaced once (dropped), and the heating element eventually died. Replacement runs like a champ.

We're on our 3rd "fun-sized" crock pot for lunches. The cord design on the first 2 lent itself to the wires fraying where it enters the unit: much like the OP mentioned on his full-sized unit. The most recent one seems to have addressed that with an updated design. Mrs. FC uses this one 1 to 3 times a week to warm up lunch @ work.

FC
Posted By: tikkanut Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20


Lead is good in bullets.........

https://washingtonslastfrontier.com/blog/lead-free-slow-cooker
Posted By: Morewood Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
She got the gold mine, I got the crock pot.
Posted By: gonehuntin Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by tikkanut


Thank you for that link, I'm going to get some of those lead testing strips and check my clay pottery kitchenware.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
You guys dont have a friggin oven?


Bunch of knobs and buttons, makes beeping noises

Have no idea how it works.
Posted By: tikkanut Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by GeoW
Cock pot?



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Posted By: tikkanut Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/17/20
Originally Posted by gonehuntin
Originally Posted by tikkanut


Thank you for that link, I'm going to get some of those lead testing strips and check my clay pottery kitchenware.



good luck

You'll prob be replacing UR pot
Posted By: Scotty Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
I will have to try the baked potatoe sometime.
Posted By: shootbrownelk Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by Pappy348
Got a electric pressure cooker now. Crockpot is retired.

Same here. InstaPot, the crockpot is obsolete. Roasts, Stews, Soups in a fraction of the time.
Posted By: tjm10025 Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20

Crockpots last 20 years.

Every Christmas the stores have pallets of new crockpots.

Surely everyone in the world who ever wanted a crockpot has one already.

So who's buying the new ones? The people from 20 years ago?
Posted By: 19352012 Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
I've bought a few. Kids wanted to take rotel dip somewhere, I said sure. I bought a crock pot and told them just toss it when you get finished.
Posted By: Dillonbuck Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
I don't like the newer ones.
Clear full of stuff, they are hot enough that they will reach and maintain
a decent boil, turned on low.


Those older ones would stay under that.

Our last one has a warm setting, once it's hot we turn to that.
But that only works if you're home.


Modern crap.
Stoves that are so "efficient" they take forever to get hot,
Washers and dishwashers that are so "efficient" they don't clean,
crockpot slowcookers built so "foodsafe" they overheat.

WTF?
Posted By: deflave Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Let's pray Gruff's toaster oven make it into January.

I'd hate for him to wind up on suicide watch.
Posted By: Gun_Geezer Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Slight topic change here, but.... Years ago I played a little basketball. I mean VERY little. The guys on the Church Leauge team nick named me "Crockpot" because it took me the whole game to warm up!
Posted By: River_Ridge Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
My brother-in-law brought scalloped oysters he made in his crock pot for Thanksgiving 2 years ago. NO! That was disgusting.
Posted By: gophergunner Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Our crock pot crapped out after about 20 years, but I've got a Dutch oven that came from my Grampa's hunting camp that was on a 99 year lease up on the Pennsylvania-New York border. They took the train in as far as it would go and then hired a teamster with a horse drawn wagon to take their gear the rest of the way in. It dated to around 1910.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Let's pray Gruff's toaster oven make it into January.

I'd hate for him to wind up on suicide watch.



No toaster oven here you fugking fugk

You’re prayers only reach the fallen one, he’ll not help you!
Posted By: deflave Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by deflave
Let's pray Gruff's toaster oven make it into January.

I'd hate for him to wind up on suicide watch.



No toaster oven here you fugking fugk

You’re prayers only reach the fallen one, he’ll not help you!


Oh yeah?

Well then explain how I’ve gotten out of all those DUI’s.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by deflave
Let's pray Gruff's toaster oven make it into January.

I'd hate for him to wind up on suicide watch.



No toaster oven here you fugking fugk

You’re prayers only reach the fallen one, he’ll not help you!


Oh yeah?

Well then explain how I’ve gotten out of all those DUI’s.


Your skill at the "reach around"?
Posted By: deflave Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Your skill at the "reach around"?


I don’t take no sass from a guy that can’t afford a crock pot.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Hahahaha!

Yeah....times are tough.....


I have to cook my rabbits in a pot.
Posted By: deflave Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Hahahaha!

Yeah....times are tough.....


I have to cook my rabbits in a pot.


In ten years Gruff gonna start a blender thread.

WTF?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
He's a sentimental type I guess.

Just think back to all the joy and fun family times that small appliance provided.....
Posted By: Whttail_in_MT Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Hahahaha!

Yeah....times are tough.....


I have to cook my rabbits in a pot.

Glenn Close preferred a pot too. Try this scene with a slow cooker...

Posted By: deflave Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
He's a sentimental type I guess.

Just think back to all the joy and fun family times that small appliance provided.....


I can picture him drunkenly spooning pot roast directly from the crock.

#memories
Posted By: Steve Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
The one we use in the kitchen is probably 15 years old. Still going fine. I have another that the wife picked up a good will that I use for rendering bees wax. That ones got to be 20 years old.
Posted By: Rock Chuck Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Some of you guys are going to HATE this. I was looking to see when it was invented and found that the crock pot was invented by a Jew to cook a traditional Jewish Sabbath meal.

Irving Nachumsohn
An inventor named Irving Nachumsohn received the patent for the device that became the Crock-Pot on Jan. 23, 1940. Nachumsohn, who went by the surname Naxon, invented the slow cooker to cook cholent, a traditional stew eaten by Jews in eastern Europe on the Sabbath.

That said, we got ours probably in the late 70's. We still have the original one although I had to find a replacement lid.
Posted By: deflave Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
What type of ceremony was held for this crock pot?

Was there a pyre of sorts?

Burial?

Flowers?
Posted By: Whelenman Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
I just asked my wife how old ours is. She said she got that as a wedding gift when she married her fist husband, 45 years ago! It still works great, used it for beans at the last get together.
Posted By: deflave Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by slumlord
Word of advice

Old ladies at church will steal your glass lids.

They either broke theirs over the years or have models with plastic lids.

I’ve lost one at a Wild Game pot luck and another at a business meeting.

BOLO, they come in with foil over their cookers, beware for they are a clever foe.


Theft and church tend to go hand in hand.
Posted By: Pappy348 Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by Whelenman
I just asked my wife how old ours is. She said she got that as a wedding gift when she married her fist husband, 45 years ago! It still works great, used it for beans at the last get together.


FIST husband?

Freudian slip?
Posted By: Pappy348 Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by slumlord
Word of advice

Old ladies at church will steal your glass lids.

They either broke theirs over the years or have models with plastic lids.

I’ve lost one at a Wild Game pot luck and another at a business meeting.

BOLO, they come in with foil over their cookers, beware for they are a clever foe.


Theft and church tend to go hand in hand.


Some of the finest folks I ever knew, and some of the worst, I met at church. The worst ran the finance department. With good behavior, she might be out by now.
Posted By: StGeorger Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Best one I owned had two clamps on the.top to keep the lid secure. Great for taking to family events.
Posted By: Whelenman Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by Pappy348
Originally Posted by Whelenman
I just asked my wife how old ours is. She said she got that as a wedding o wo uhen she married her fist husband, 45 years ago! It still works great, used it for beans at the last get together.


FIST husband?

Freudian slip?



Maybe! Maybe not! You decide!!
Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Some of you guys are going to HATE this. I was looking to see when it was invented and found that the crock pot was invented by a Jew to cook a traditional Jewish Sabbath meal.

Irving Nachumsohn
An inventor named Irving Nachumsohn received the patent for the device that became the Crock-Pot on Jan. 23, 1940. Nachumsohn, who went by the surname Naxon, invented the slow cooker to cook cholent, a traditional stew eaten by Jews in eastern Europe on the Sabbath.

That said, we got ours probably in the late 70's. We still have the original one although I had to find a replacement lid.


I'll bet it's served 6 Gorillian meals.
Posted By: willhunt4 Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
We have one that was my mothers. I'm guessing it's about 38 years old. Wife just stopped using it last year when she got an Instant Pot as a gift.
Posted By: Wtxj Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
The one on the way is an oval. Wife says it'll fit roasts better i guess. The old one was round. Tried to talk her into an instapot, guys at work swear by them. But there's a lot to be said for an Off/Low/High switch lol.


Just go out and buy one
You'll be the hero in the long run.

Intapot retired our crock pot.
Posted By: Wtxj Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by shootbrownelk
Originally Posted by Pappy348
Got a electric pressure cooker now. Crockpot is retired.

Same here. InstaPot, the crockpot is obsolete. Roasts, Stews, Soups in a fraction of the time.


Plus beans from start to finish in 40 mins or less.
Posted By: Skankhunt42 Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
I wanna say that the one I have (oval) was a gift to my first wife and I on our wedding day which would make it a little over 22 years old. I haven't used it a whole lot in the last 10 years but I've been making a bunch of stew in it the last few months.
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Neck roasts best friend !!!
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/18/20
Originally Posted by slumlord
Word of advice

Old ladies at church will steal your glass lids.

They either broke theirs over the years or have models with plastic lids.

I’ve lost one at a Wild Game pot luck and another at a business meeting.

BOLO, they come in with foil over their cookers, beware for they are a clever foe.


Yepp... after losing two, I chained a old Buick rim to my lids.

No more... "Sorry Honey... I took your lid by accident"
Posted By: gregintenn Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/19/20
Originally Posted by CashisKing
Originally Posted by slumlord
Word of advice

Old ladies at church will steal your glass lids.

They either broke theirs over the years or have models with plastic lids.

I’ve lost one at a Wild Game pot luck and another at a business meeting.

BOLO, they come in with foil over their cookers, beware for they are a clever foe.


Yepp... after losing two, I chained a old Buick rim to my lids.

No more... "Sorry Honey... I took your lid by accident"

LOL! There was a country store down the road from where I grew up. Their bathroom key was chained to a dump truck shock absorber. I guess they got tired of replacing it.
Posted By: deflave Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/19/20
Gruff,

Is everything OK?

Did the new crock pot arrive?
Posted By: MM879 Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/19/20
I have to post this:

Crock Pot Kielbasa

• 2lbs Fresh Kielbasa
• 1 can of Franks Sweet Sour Kraut with Caraway seed.
• 1 tbl brown sugar
• 3 apples cored and sliced
• 8oz apple sauce
• ½ tsp Caraway seed

Instructions:
Place apples on bottom. Cover with kraut and applesauce.
Sprinkle caraway seed on.
Place Kielbasa on top and cook on low for 6 hours until apples are soft.
Posted By: Blackheart Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/19/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by deflave
Let's pray Gruff's toaster oven make it into January.

I'd hate for him to wind up on suicide watch.



No toaster oven here you fugking fugk

You’re prayers only reach the fallen one, he’ll not help you!


Oh yeah?

Well then explain how I’ve gotten out of all those DUI’s.
I 'm sure your girlish figure and eagerness to suck cock played a big role.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/19/20
Originally Posted by deflave
Gruff,

Is everything OK?

Did the new crock pot arrive?



It arrived indeed. Looks sharp too. Bigger and oval. With a high/low/warm switch. Switch feels pretty chincy, we’ll try it out this weekend. Thanks for asking amigo.
Posted By: MadMooner Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/19/20
The Instapot relegated the old crock pot to the garage. It wasn’t vintage though. Maybe 5 years old.

Actually not even sure it’s in the garage. Mighta tossed the POS. lol.
Posted By: deflave Re: Ode to a Crockpot - 11/19/20
Originally Posted by Blackheart


Oh yeah?

I 'm sure your girlish figure and eagerness to suck cock played a big role.


Blackbart,

Your obsession with other men's dicks stems from the fact that you haven't achieved an erection in two decades.

LOL

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