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Posted By: vapodog layoff notice - 11/20/20



Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more, fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
Posted By: Gus Re: layoff notice - 11/20/20
we do have to apply logic to the situation, and it looks like he did.

when the economic re-sets start in, neither trump nor biden will be viewed favorably.

obviously national debt means nothing. well, at least on this day it doesn't seem to mean much.
Posted By: nyrifleman Re: layoff notice - 11/20/20
Ha!
Posted By: OldmanoftheSea Re: layoff notice - 11/20/20
If he were a socialist he would confiscate their cars and give them to other employees.
Posted By: skeen Re: layoff notice - 11/20/20
Originally Posted by vapodog



Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more, fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.


Perfect! smile
Posted By: wabigoon Re: layoff notice - 11/20/20
wink
Posted By: BobBrown Re: layoff notice - 11/20/20
Love it!
Posted By: crittrgittr Re: layoff notice - 11/20/20
I like that!
Posted By: LazyL0228 Re: layoff notice - 11/20/20
LOL Good one
Posted By: OrangeOkie Re: layoff notice - 11/20/20
grin
Posted By: Rick n Tenn Re: layoff notice - 11/20/20
That sounds fair .
Posted By: slumlord Re: layoff notice - 11/20/20
I thought that sounded familiar from 10 years ago



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Posted By: vapodog Re: layoff notice - 11/21/20
Originally Posted by slumlord
I thought that sounded familiar from 10 years ago



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It's actually a very old joke...it goes back at least 30 years
Posted By: 22250rem Re: layoff notice - 11/21/20
As I was reading it; Suddenly it all came back to me that I've seen this before.... But I still liked it.
Posted By: dye7barrel Re: layoff notice - 11/21/20
Originally Posted by slumlord
I thought that sounded familiar from 10 years ago



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It's got some milage but still relevant
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