I visited Walmarto today for the first time since like April or May maybe?
It seemed the same. Had lots of stuff.
Woman said I needed a mask. Gave her the thumbs up and walked by.
Fellow asked how I got in there with no mask.
I dunno.....I says...I just told em no.
What a crazy place.
No hogs heads and none of the pickles I like.
Walmart is as useful as a cat with no legs.
They've got the sign up requiring masks here, but I haven't worn one yet. Neither does most of the other customers.
Was in a local Walmart’s Saturday morning.
Looking for a duck for my moms to make dressing.
Asked the gal that was loading up one of the internet shopping baskets of they had ducks.
She was cute.
She looked around for a minute. Amd laughed. Said no ducks. But we got pig heads.
Show ‘nuff. They had pig heads.
I never buy groceries there. the meat selection is for chit.
I went yesterday and found what I was looking for, however, I didn't check for ducks or hog heads...
Was in a local Walmart’s Saturday morning.
Looking for a duck for my moms to make dressing.
Asked the gal that was loading up one of the internet shopping baskets of they had ducks.
She was cute.
She looked around for a minute. Amd laughed. Said no ducks. But we got pig heads.
Show ‘nuff. They had pig heads.
Close enough
I visited Walmarto today for the first time since like April or May maybe?
It seemed the same. Had lots of stuff.
Woman said I needed a mask. Gave her the thumbs up and walked by.
Fellow asked how I got in there with no mask.
I dunno.....I says...I just told em no.
What a crazy place.
No hogs heads and none of the pickles I like.
Walmart is as useful as a cat with no legs.
But, but, it’s *required*!
I never buy groceries there. the meat selection is for chit.
Rog, You're killin me with that avatar.
We have no bananas today.....
Only thing I've gotten from Wally world this year are lightbulbs, McCormick grillmates seasonings and crystal light. Most everything else is too expensive.
I would have bought a hogs head if they would have had one.
Dangit.
I like head cheese and Nalley Garden Dill pickle chips.
Better luck finding 22 shells.......
Walmart has ducks?
And hog heads???
I'll be damned...
Not the one over west.
Hoots will sell you a duck though.
I never buy groceries there. the meat selection is for chit.
Yep. When we have HEB?...
Aint seen a Walmart in 2-3 years.
Aint seen a Walmart in 2-3 years.
I ain't been to no damn Walmart in 30 years
Not the one over west.
Hoots will sell you a duck though.
Are they better than wild ducks?
Cuz, they suck!
Never had one.....
Got one in the freezer somewhere though!
I bet we would eat a Remsen duck.
I visited Walmarto today for the first time since like April or May maybe?
It seemed the same. Had lots of stuff.
Woman said I needed a mask. Gave her the thumbs up and walked by.
Fellow asked how I got in there with no mask.
I dunno.....I says...I just told em no.
What a crazy place.
No hogs heads and none of the pickles I like.
Walmart is as useful as a cat with no legs.
Ok important question, were you wearing a cowboy hat? Or BHA ball cap?
Neither.
A scotch cap.
My BHA cap was in the wash...
Not the one over west.
Hoots will sell you a duck though.
Are they better than wild ducks?
Cuz, they suck!
My mother in law could make wild duck and goose taste awesome.
Not the one over west.
Hoots will sell you a duck though.
Are they better than wild ducks?
Cuz, they suck!
My mother in law could make wild duck and goose taste awesome.
Did you learn from her? Please share.
Never had one.....
Got one in the freezer somewhere though!
I bet we would eat a Remsen duck.
Alright. Now I know your full of chidt because the google don't even know what that is. lol
A Remsen duck is one thats had a Bar Mitzvah.
With a little caraway......
Best duck (not fuuck) I've had was up on the Slope last winter. Some commercial pre-cooked packaged deal they said. It was most excellent. Never desired hog head over the alternatives.
Google doesn't want you to know....
A Remsen duck is one thats had a Bar Mitzvah.
With a little caraway......
So.....a circumcised duck with a communion wafer on his head?
Hahaha!
Good ole Remsen.....a member here....apparently cooks a mean duck.
Hahahaha
Circumcising a duck....
Hahaha!
Good ole Remsen.....a member here....apparently cooks a mean duck.
Ohhhh! THAT Remsen!
Not the one over west.
Hoots will sell you a duck though.
Are they better than wild ducks?
Cuz, they suck!
My mother in law could make wild duck and goose taste awesome.
Did you learn from her? Please share.
Chop your ducks or geese into smallish pieces. The more bones, the better. Dont breast them out, skin them. Get a big pot, I've used a canning pot when I wanted to cook a couple geese. Put some vegetable oil in the pot over medium heat. 2-3 tablespoons, maybe a little more or less. Chop a large onion into the oil, salt and pepper it. Let that cook until the onions look a little cooked then put the bird or birds in, you can cook a ton of teal at one time. Stir occasionally, never turning up the heat. Let it cook a long time, maybe an hour, maybe longer. The onion will reduce the gamey flavor. Takes forever and the house will reek sometimes when you are halfway through. But the results are delicious. Marge was never big on recipes, I learned by watching her.
Not the one over west.
Hoots will sell you a duck though.
Are they better than wild ducks?
Cuz, they suck!
My mother in law could make wild duck and goose taste awesome.
Did you learn from her? Please share.
Chop your ducks or geese into smallish pieces. The more bones, the better. Dont breast them out, skin them. Get a big pot, I've used a canning pot when I wanted to cook a couple geese. Put some vegetable oil in the pot over medium heat. 2-3 tablespoons, maybe a little more or less. Chop a large onion into the oil, salt and pepper it. Let that cook until the onions look a little cooked then put the bird or birds in, you can cook a ton of teal at one time. Stir occasionally, never turning up the heat. Let it cook a long time, maybe an hour, maybe longer. The onion will reduce the gamey flavor. Takes forever and the house will reek sometimes when you are halfway through. But the results are delicious. Marge was never big on recipes, I learned by watching her.
Dang! That actually does sound good!
She did spring snow goose and even that tasted good. Which takes some doing.
She did spring snow goose and even that tasted good. Which takes some doing.
Haha no doubt!
Not the one over west.
Hoots will sell you a duck though.
Are they better than wild ducks?
Cuz, they suck!
My mother in law could make wild duck and goose taste awesome.
Did you learn from her? Please share.
Chop your ducks or geese into smallish pieces. The more bones, the better. Dont breast them out, skin them. Get a big pot, I've used a canning pot when I wanted to cook a couple geese. Put some vegetable oil in the pot over medium heat. 2-3 tablespoons, maybe a little more or less. Chop a large onion into the oil, salt and pepper it. Let that cook until the onions look a little cooked then put the bird or birds in, you can cook a ton of teal at one time. Stir occasionally, never turning up the heat. Let it cook a long time, maybe an hour, maybe longer. The onion will reduce the gamey flavor. Takes forever and the house will reek sometimes when you are halfway through. But the results are delicious. Marge was never big on recipes, I learned by watching her.
Curious as to why the "more bones the better"
Best duck (not fuuck) I've had was up on the Slope last winter. Some commercial pre-cooked packaged deal they said. It was most excellent. Never desired hog head over the alternatives.
I bet that was mighty tasty, Boom. I've always thought, if they are made "right" they would be good but I gave up waterfowl hunting because I apparently did not know how to do it.
I eat what I kill even if it sucks.
Duck sucked. Goose wasn't bad but pretty dry.
huh...that makes sense, actually.
I'm actually still laughing about "circumcising a duck"
I think it's time to go to bed.
If all ya got is a hemi-penis and folks start talking knives, well, it just can't get much worse.
De-bone your duck & cook it in a pot of pinto beans. Delicious.
Tur-duc-hen is where it’s at.
Google it Big Jim.
Were you in Billings?
Most of the big stores don't push the mask issue. I have been in Sams and Costco and didn't wear one. Scheels is the same way.
Our little grocery store is different. You have to have a mask or no go. I don't blame them. They are small enough the county health dicktater could shut him down and that would be a problem.
in Storm Lake, Iowa, some businesses pulled out when Walmart was a sure deal. (Sad face)
I only pull my mask down to cough, spit, and sneeze
Ive taken to wearing a bowie knife and for a mask, a red bandana when I have to go to town. Also my ol wore out Montana Peak Stetson.
I try to stay clear of WallyMartinez.
Walmart is as useful as a cat with no legs.
For what it’s worth, I could come up with several good uses for a cat with no legs. For one, my truck needs washing something awful.
Walmart is as useful as a cat with no legs.
For what it’s worth, I could come up with several good uses for a cat with no legs. For one, my truck needs washing something awful.
I'm on the other side. I can't think of a good use for any cat, legs or no.
Were you in Billings?
Most of the big stores don't push the mask issue. I have been in Sams and Costco and didn't wear one. Scheels is the same way.
Our little grocery store is different. You have to have a mask or no go. I don't blame them. They are small enough the county health dicktater could shut him down and that would be a problem.
Gotta do like HotrrodderLincoln.
Pull your pistol out your sweatpants when you see the door greeter.
Up north here Matthew.
I didn't pull out a gat.....just gave her the thumbs up and kept going.
Prolly hard to carry one in your union suit.
I suggest a Fanny pack.
Walmart is as useful as a cat with no legs.
For what it’s worth, I could come up with several good uses for a cat with no legs. For one, my truck needs washing something awful.
I'm on the other side. I can't think of a good use for any cat, legs or no.
I couldn't either if I lived in the suburbs or a town. They have no use except for spinsters who never had kids.
Walmart is as useful as a cat with no legs.
For what it’s worth, I could come up with several good uses for a cat with no legs. For one, my truck needs washing something awful.
I'm on the other side. I can't think of a good use for any cat, legs or no.
I couldn't either if I lived in the suburbs or a town. They have no use except for spinsters who never had kids.
Yeah....what else is supposed to make the emergency personnel gag when they do a wellness check?
27 cats chidtting and pissing all over the single wide for a number of years is THE way to say F you to society, man!!
27 cats chidtting and pissing all over the single wide for a number of years is THE way to say F you to society, man!!
LOL
I have a sister-in-law that fits that bill. She's pushing 40 now, but I don't see anything changing in the next 20-30 years for her except her online hookups will dry up when her titties hit her belly button.
Yeah.....they only took cats with them on cross Atlantic voyages 300 years ago because its fun to watch them chase a laser pointer.....
I'm actually still laughing about "circumcising a duck"
I think it's time to go to bed.
Really ?
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I'm actually still laughing about "circumcising a duck"
I think it's time to go to bed.
Really ?
LOL
Long Duck Dong not quite so long...
If I had the chance, I'd cook y'all a traditional duck/red cabbage/potato dumplings meal (not including the 5 or so idiots I block here). I bet even my good friend Bristoe would approve.
I never buy groceries there. the meat selection is for chit.
Rog, You're killin me with that avatar.
I laugh for a least 30 seconds every time I see it.
I like ducks cooked on the pit.
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