Youngest daughter graduated college saturday.
All 3 daughters grown up and sucessful.
2 oldest are Army Officers.
Youngest wants to be a real estate mogul or whatever.
I paid for ole lady to finish her degree long ago.

Took khan/wife and youngest to the airport this morning.
They are doing thanksgiving out in the springs with the oldest and her husband

Got a call about an hour ago.
Oldest on the phone.
Oldest is prego.
Gonna be a granddad around mid june to early july ...
So I did actually accomplish something from my life I geuss...

LOL!!!

Gonna Rain tommorow supposedly according to the weather witch doctors...
So I aint going deer hunting.
Fugga,s cant predict weather for schit.
Let alone cooridinate a assualt on a hot dog stand at Coney Island.

Me and Team Blackjack and the ole ladies 4 cats here at home.


I'm gonna celebrate a little.

This is # 3 since oct 30 1998.

Had 2 with the FIL when the MIL died Jan 9 2008....

Gotta go pop # 2 now outta the 12 pack attack!!!


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Fuggin A!

Wish I was there with ya....congrats.

Grand kids are some kind of fun.

I have 4,3 boys and one girl who is 19.

Pee-Paw RenFiddy.

Has a nice ring to it.

Congrats! .

Khan/wife and youngest got told when they got picked up in Denver.
They stopped at some place in Castle Rock for dinner on the way to the springs.
When they planned all this.
Oldest daughter told khan she felt bad cause dad was home watching the cats and Blackjack during thanksgiving.


Said she wanted to order me some meal from krogers and I could go pick it up.

LMFAO!!!!!

No thanks ..

Me , blackjack, 4 cats, deer season, no holiday or female drama or mandatory you will attend and have fun schit.


Schitttt.....

I got it made till 5 dec!!!!
Fugging heaven!!!!!

LOL!!!

Reproduction is over-rated.

The process is fun, tho.

Dude slow down on the beverage, and a big congrats on being a grandpa, one one of the best things that ever happened to me

Congrats Grandpa!

Got 9 of them booger eaters. Love 'em.

Take care in your bachelorhood. Get some Tums to soak up the pepperoni grease.

I’ll roll ya up a hog leg

🤪

Oh chit living with four chicks !

#GreenOptimo

Congrats and many reasons to be proud. (and happy).

Tell'em to say hello to Lt Joe Kenda for me! 😄

Fixing ta pop #3!!!

Dammm these things are good!!!
You know ...
You can find a Budweiser justabout anywhere on the planet.
Korea, Norway, Morocco, Panama.. ect ect eect.
And everywhere in between!!!

All I had ta do was go up the road 1/2 mile to the convenience store.
14 bucks and some change.
JFC.....
A case at the class VI back in the late 90,s was like 15 bucks.....

Been a looooooooong time....

Be a looooong time again after these 12 are spent.

It's an event to me.
Kinda a capstone thing.

Dude .....
If I had one right now.
I would burn one big time.

July 12, 1983 for the herb last time for me.

In the Mepps motel the night before I shipped out to Ft Benning to start chapter 2 of my life.

Chapter 3 life after being a unca suga armed goon aint bad.
Pretty good actually.

LOL!!!

I'll have one with you, not bud but the next best thing

I can still flick a pretty mean flat and fast bottlecap!!!

Geuss it's kinda like riding a bike...
LOL!!

Save one for breakfast, it helps take the edge off.

Sweet! My truck got repo’ed today and bank foreclosed on my house yesterday.. But I still have 24 hour.,

You watching einstazgruppen stuff on AHC also???
LOL!!!!
JK..

I have always respected the Israelis.....
Best Infantry Company commander I ever had was a Jewish Cat.
Pretty close to the guy actually, given an Nco and officer working relationship in war.

Almost 2/3rds done with # 3.


LOL!!!

Old German for me.

I'm out.

Wish I had one to celebrate with you.

Congratulations.

I’m kidding lol congrats on becoming granddad! Gramps..

Congrats, I have five, four grandsons and the princess

Congrats Rene.

Hey Cap’n , do dis mean i gets to sleeps till 7? 😂

Congrats 😎😎😎😎

A whole new era is about to begin 🙂

# 4!!!!
On da waaaay!!!
Lol!!!

Prob sleep pretty good tonight.
Prob feel like a cats azz in the morning.


Oh well...
Recoop tomorrow...

Hit the woods Thanksgiving morning and no timeline to be held too.



LOL!!!

No get your ass in the deer stand at 0430

I got a good buzz going.
Just cracked # 4.
Smoking a cigg.

I wanta break a beer bottle!!!

But I know better.

LOL!!!

That aint happening no way tommorow.
T day though with a clear mind is a go though.

Just gave Blackjack a full blown retard buncha dog snacks.
He aint had none in 2 days.

Paarrrrrrtay!!!!
Lol!!!

Yall both be shîtten middle of the night 😂

I bet it will be a mean Duece in the morning after coffee.

I think Blackjack wants more dog snacks.....

3 of the 4 members of club azzholes r us feline crew.

Fugging useless.......
Breathing home decor is basically what they are.
But I do like em.......

Jerks......

LOL!!!

Uber schitt, my man, uber!

I oughta call my " brother" down in Cayman Brac and give him a blast from the past.
I had fun wading pool water boarding him when he was 4 or 5.
Hold his head under the water.
Bubbles!!!!!!

It's why Todd dont swim.
I oughta remind him of that....



LMFAO!!!!

You sleep in there with all them cats?

Cuddles, Snowball, Poopsie....


lmao

Drink up

Gonna be a windy/sheeyot morning


Now.....if’n we had a shootin house, some Sitka scentloc duds and a corn feeder....

Nope....
The decorations that breathe stay out in the living room.

Always check the rooms from the hallway door down before I hit the bed.
Last thing I need is a fugging cat meowing waking me up and fugging up my Rem stage.


Cats plan that schit.....
Evil manipulating fuzzy fuggs.....
LOL!!!

# 5
On da waaaay!!!

Your grammar and spelling are impeccable after 4 beers, just sayin

“Tracks” would be impressed

Thats cause I'm heavily back spacing my chitt...
Don't need a grammar nazi on my azz when I'm getting drunk.
Spell check is my bud right now too.


Sober me wouldn't GAF....
Lol!!!!

I think 7 is gonna be my tap out point...
Maybe 8.
Those stairs up to the kitchen might kick my azz if I push beyond the envelope....


LOL!!!

The old home place is on that map.

Congrats and party on .

Why cant that schitt be 4 inches of fresh snow that stops an hour before sunup.....

Fugg.......

Congrats and is sure reason to celebrate.

You gotta pull some serious strings to start ordering around the weather.

It's November. You ain't in Maine no more Toto.

Fugging chinese
Fugging up everyfuggingthing....

Gawd damm globalist sumbytches in cahoots with them fugging buckethead fugga,s.


The USA is going to schitt.

LBJ,s great society schitt coming to a grand fruition....

I know....
LOL!!!

# 6 on da waaaaay.....

Chug chug chug chug! I can’t drink much ever since they pulled the ol gall bladder. I get heartburn pretty bad when I drink too much beer

It's all fun and games until ya piss the bed.

Star Trek Enterprise comes on in 10 or so mins.
T,Pol the vulcan chick is hot.


Been in that deer season sleep pattern.
Bed at 9 930 ish
Wake up at 4 ish.


Been missing T,Pol in her body catsuits.....
Get a semi sometimes from scoping her out.


Gawd it took me like 5 mins to backspace and unfugg that post.






LOL!!!

Come on man......


LOL!!!!

Or forget to pull it out

or forget to tuck it back in

Especially if you zip.

Holy schitt ..

2nd of a 2 part episode of Enterprise.
Vulcan war with the Blue cats with antennas on their noggins.

2 hot vulcan chicks in catsuits running around in caves with Cpt Archer.

Wow......

# 7 on da waaaay.
Broke the mythical 6 pack standard...

LOL!!!

2 Vulcan chicks doing a mind meld....

Why aint XNXX got some schitt like this as a vid????

The possibilities are endless along that line.


LOL!!!

Congrats! Your kids are grown and doing well. You have a few weeks to yourself to nock down some beers. Living the dream.

# 8 on da waaaaaay.....
Lol!!!
Gawd this touch screen is kicking my azz.
LOL!!!

Rubber digks?

Get after it!

I am a half gallon of Lord Calvert into this deal!

Fugging Renegade grandpa!

Rubber dicks only up your azz " Bob."

Bwahahahaaa!!!!!
You Fugging Putz.....

I love you man!!!!
LOL!!!

I am so happy!

I gotta find something to watch on TV.
Enterprise is done.
Spelling and typing is kicking my Azz right now.

Thank god for spell check and the backspace button.


Holy fugg.. .
Lol!!!

Fugging " Bob" outta the blue....


TFF.....
LMFAO!!!!

Fuggit......lets keep drinking!

I am drunk as schit......

Congrats on the grandkid.

Rene,

Go deer hunting tomorrow AM. #epic

Man.......you say the word and we will get schit done out here.

If [bleep] goes to hell....you just let me know!

Hill Street Blues sucks..
Surfing with da remote.

I'm gonna kill this fugging 12 pack....


Hell or High water.....
Tonight......

Goddammit.......you send them north.

I am serious.

You send them to me.

Jim......
It's been 11 yrs for me since having 2.
And waaaaaaay longer since oct 98 getting lit the fugg up.



I'm wishing I got some mescal now...

Touch screen is a mofo on a smart phone.


The amount of schit I'm typing and having to unfugg is epic.....


LOL!!!

Kingston would be proud of my effort at grammer on this thread.

Haha!

You are lucky you aren't an alcoholic like me!

No fugging way dude......
LOL!!!

57 yrs old and it finally happens.....
But I also didnt get married until I was 29.

I was a male slut prior to it all.



I may make light of khan/wife but I do love her.


Just dont tell her that....

Lol!!!

# 9 on da waaaay....

What are you talking bout man???
I'm not tracking man.
Sorry dude...


I have never been on the fire around this AM.
New territory for me...

Dude.....
We could be brothers..

It's just a matter of the fine line of knowing when to turn it on and off.
I'm sure you know what I'm saying...

I’ve had 11 Natty Light Mango flavor


#trippinDude
#It’dBeAlotcoolerIfUdid

Yep , Brothers .....twins even just like Danny Devito and Arnold in “Twins”

" Bob" pleeeease post a picture of a legal game animal of something you have killed with your mugg in the pic also.
Me and JC have many times over the years with no qualms.

Until you do so.......

It's just a mute point and proves your a well known member flying under cover with a sockpuppet username.

Many of us have 0 to hide " Bob".
Be one of us.....
Please " Bob"..........
Join the pics or it never happened club....


Gawdddddamm ....
This touchscreen is kicking my azz.....

LOL!!!

CPT Phillips
Groids getting head shot ...

LMFAO!!!!

Mango........
LMFAO!!!!
Shirley you jest......


I just caught this. ........

No way..... " Bob"
No fugging way. .......
Mango.....
TFF!!!

# 10 on da waaaaaaaay!!!

Lol!!!!

Go easy on that old Keister. You’re not 30 anymore.

Glad to hear you have a Grand on the way. I have some and three Great Grands. Wow, one of the Greats is three + years old and going on ten... in her mind. Never saw the flow of life so well when I was young. Was too busy trying to start more life. Celebrate carefully my friend. Be Well, RZ.

How's that head holding up?
Congrats on the grand daddy thing!

Congrats on the soon to be addition,has to be exciting.
I'm thinking your moving a little slower today,

Got a 2x4 in the brain housing group this morning.
Made it to 9.5 couldn't break double digits. I tapped out, thank you mr stairs handrail and staggered off to bed.

Coffee right now.....
2nd grandkid in the works ever gets announced by one of the 3 daughters in the future.
A simple congrats and happy for you will be enough...




LOL!!!

Congratulations on the first grandchild. Time to start looking for his/her first rifle. Never to early to plan.

Im pluckin a chicken

what have you ever done

😂😂😂

I thought maybe you were overdoing it last night

Why in the fugg are you plucking a chicken???
They got em already nekked and schitt, and ready for the oven at stores.


TVA got electricity up and running in Tn back in the 1930,s....

No wonder Pornhub was so slow this morning.

I had to choke it first

I forgot.
You guys are having the 2nd out of 3 thanksgivings today.
You really oughta bond with your Brother in law.
Maybe have some plain cupcakes and watch a race together.
Talk fast and furious cars with him or something???
Reach out to him man.
Ask him and your sister if they can help out with dishes or something.
At least they can pick up the Kings Hawaiian roll plastic bag on the table they brought over.
I can feel another jumper in the door getting ready to go.

I'm going back to bed after that for a couple hrs.


LOL!!!!

Im peelin taters right now

Grrrrrr!!!

Looka this chit

House lady sposed to make a peecan pie. I see the date on this karo, uhhhh naw.

She says “oh that just means best, its still prob wont make u sick”

I sent them to hilltop

ninja please

congrats on the Grand. they are grand for sure.

they do grow up though. like kittens to cats.

but they're fun, sweet & wonderful.

Years ago....wife went out of town and I reverted back to my old ways as a bachelor. Walking around in my underwear, itching my sack whenever I wanted.....dishes stacking in the sink.

My 5 son's quickly followed my lead. In a day, the house was a disaster and our underwear had holes.

Two days before she returned....we scrambled around, cleaning the place. The place looked better than before......that's when it dawned on us. 'Mom' may think we could do alright without her.

We messed the place back up, leaving the stool unflushed for good measure. Everyone contributed.

While we were out fishing later that day.....a snoopy friend of the family, Clara Edwards, came in uninvited.....and cleaned the whole house. WT?....

We did get a few things messed back up when she got home, which made her feel better.

JFC.....
Bean that spoiled bytch manchild BIL with one of them fugging things right upside the noggin.
Just give that fugger a box of mcnuggets and a large fry with a mac and cheese side.

It's all his finicky manchild azz will eat anyways....

I dont know how you and the wife put up with everyones " special" whims for food.
And none of the fugga,s ever do a damm thing for you guys in return.


Fugg that.......

Its taken me like 45 mins to peel 11 potatoes

Haha

This sucks

Do all the finicky fuggs inspect the trash can for peelings to make sure you and the wife are serving them the real deal.

I wouldnt cater to individuals like that.
Here,s t day dinner.
If ya dont like it.
Stuff your piehole full of rolls and mac and cheese.
And go mope that you couldnt get some smug feeling outta making people cater to your absurb whims about food.

Taking a nap.
Hollar at ya later.

Wtf

You and these naps


Hahaha

You need to see a neurologist

Congratulations Rene !!

My never-married, bunny-hugging Aunt always proudly declares she has never eaten wild game.

Problem is......she has digested more deer, elk, and bear than most you ninnies here on the 'fire.

Much of it on the holidays.

Always compliments on the meals too.

The weight of guilt from deception is heavy.

lol


We used to funnel el cheapo Kroger brand cola into 2 liter Coca Cola bottles when company come over

Your wife is right about the karo syrup

She can go get some fresh

That is going over a stump for the deer babies

Retiree naps are normally around 1pm.

Don't ask how I know.

Slummer, you might wanna do a wellness check.

It's been 4 hours since the "kid" went for a nap !

Major pillow drool

lol