Saw this ad on FB.

Guy or gal?

Belly button rings say gal, legs say guy..

Yes...

Did you get your order in? 😃

Nope..

They didn’t have the Stratafade Ghost camo 2000 pattern in stock.

Need a larynx shot before giving an opinion.

Dude...dems man hands

You would know.

Male or female I want no part of it.

It's Pat.

Yes, because I am a man. Not a b itch like you.


Savvy, retard?

That's a fugking dude, dude.

It’s a dudette.

Not sure, there's chicks at the gym with muscles like that, and I've never seen a guy with belly button jewellery like that, ever.

Edit, again.

dummy.

It’s got different colored arms and the hands aren’t even the same....

Bin doing underroo ads now????

Sorry I had to go back and add retard in there so you'd know for sure you were the intended recipient.

If ya have to ask - who cares ???

It is Deflave.

One brown and one white. Inclusive!

Haha

It’s a liberal

Benard's new clothing line? Guaranteed not to chaff...

They're what the well dressed metrosexual is wearing this season don't you know ?

Those pants are gay. Very Gay. Why would a dude wear something like that? I bet if you buy those pants you get a free 6.5 Creedmore.

Those are PAT pants. you need to be old and watched the original SNL to understand..

What kinda 6.5cm.


Maybe worth it. 😂🤪

If it comes with suspenders, it’s screaming for a 270 Win.

😬😎

My term for it is P.I.G. It stands for Person of Indeterminate Gender. When you can't tell, it's a PIG.

With a turquoise bolo tie,Pat could be any campfire member ready for Quemado roundup.

Fat lady? Hermaphrodite? Stupid ad agency?

~~ ZiNg ~~

Todays genius post on the fire. We're done until tomorrow.

Nah, it's early yet.

Those are snazy , better get your order in .

How the heck can you tell?
I don't care.


Story time.


Driving truck, running through a city talking with a couple route drivers for the last hour.
I look down and see a nice set of legs going into a pair of short shorts.
Doubletake... and it's a DUDE!

Shock, disgust,...eyebleach,

But, its an opportunity. Fast disappearing.
Grab the Mic and "Hey, check out the seat covers in the little car coming up your side?"

He fell for it. Swallowed the hook, then (like me) realized he was ogling a man.

Swerved around as he cussed me.
His buddy almost wrecked laughing.

Gitcha some.

LOL

Probably a little of both.

I'm going to say the leg on the right is the leg of a man (actually the left leg of the torso) and the leg on the left is a womans leg. Just as the left and right arm are brown and white people.

My uncle said if you can't tell, it wouldn't be any fun to find out. I think he was right about that. What if we just say "no" to both 'cause it ain't a very good example of either.

Tom

No evidence of a dick.... but not necessarily a place to put one either..