Goes from Dec 26 to Jan 1 now???
Am I ill informed since its inception as being only on Dec 26th?
Or is this always been this way?


I always thought everyday was Kwanza for welfare as a way of life groids actually.....
Especially when mailing out that check to the IRS before April 15th.

Sorry if some of my racist judgemental attitude is showing.
I will seek forgiveness doing some prayer bead Hail Mary full of grace punishment....



Kwanza...........
GMAFB..............

Many blacks are lazy and have difficulty being on time for things. There have even been claims that things like schedules, or expectations to arrive on time, are examples of the White Man’s racism.

As such many of them need a multi-day window in which to celebrate their holidays.

I think this made up jungle bunny holiday has always been a week long event.

When I put together my calendar for print, kwanza does not get included.

Nothing new about this. It normally takes at least a week or so to bury one of them. I asked a funeral home director about that and he gave me the following reasons as to why this was the case............

Negroes place great emphasis on their funerals, and want to make sure that as many people can attend as possible, and it often takes the relatives who live out of town some time to rent a car to drive down in..........not just any car, but a fancy one to impress the locals, and make them think they're wealthy.

Although most Negroes have a burial policy, many do not, and it often takes several days to figure out who's going to pay for the funeral.

As I said, they place great emphasis on their funeral, and want to go out in style, which means several days of mourning, wakes, parties, and sometimes more than one viewing.

They don't get in a big hurry about anything, it's just their nature.

Well at least they share the 1st day of it with the Canadian Boxing day thing.
👍👍👍

Can't have Kwanza without Shirley Q.....

Made up in 1966 so blacks wouldn't have to celebrate that evil white holiday.

Kwanza and Juneteenth.

Memorable Times for sure.

One black gent couldn’t make the church social after the funeral and asked his buddy how things went.

Lovely, just lovely with the food and drinks and all that.

But how was “the social part”, you know what I mean?

Weeellll, his buddy said, you know that 12 acres of sweet corn next to the church?

Yes I do.

It’s now been F’k k k Ed flat.

They took George Floyd on tour,...like he was Bonnie and Clyde's car, or something.

I had a neighbor that was a retired air assault DI. Black man. He told me when he was a teen, him and his buds used to ride around in his home town with the windows rolled to make other negroes think his car had air conditioning.

lol

February is national jiggaboo month.

I don't know how they can make it any different. There ain't been a white man on TV since 1997,....well,..except for an occasional homo.

Happy Kwanza to all the groids on the 'fire:

Where’s Festivus for the rest of us

Dibs on the fried chicken and McRib.

Collard grane and souse???

Man dats sum good schit

That's what you said last year.

I am consistent

I don’t see no neckbone or oxtails or Big Red in that collage 😃


Pic from 3 minutes ago. I should’ve picked a mess today, instead of wasting a whole day.

Caucasians eat that in Tennessee?

We mow it in Kentucky.

I recommend what we call "Italian onion" aka Fennel in USA. It is very good.

Kwanzaa has little to do with blacks and has much to do with the communist God hating dirt bag who invented the "holiday."
I studied it a couple decades ago as much as any civil rights blm degreed liberal arts professor could, but can not remember his name for the life of me twenty years later. May everyone be so fortunate.

The official website had a link of the history of this forgettable character and it was VERY honest. It described that several of his
........ women...... were forced to do unsavory rated R things and beaten with a coat hanger. I kid you not.
I thought that it was a hacker at first who added this page. Months later I checked back and it was still there.

The loser started it because he hated God and wanted an "African" replacement for Christmas. Funny thing was that this two bit pimp wasn't even African.

Here in the hood they call it " red drank "

Use it to wash down the poke chops
unless they habben a mall likkah

Hahah

Perpel Drank in 601.

Lmfao

Kwanzaa has always been 7 days since it was created in 1966 by Ron 4X Karenga (Ron now goes by an African first name.) Each day stands for a principle with a Swahili name. The principles sound like they came out of the African Socialist movement of the 1960s - remember Julius Nyerere?

i dont think that schitttt grows anywhere in AZ. If I find it around my house Ill give it a good dose of roundup.

It makes pork taste even better. 😀

Gotta eat something green every now and then beside monster energy drinks


Too bad the frost got my okra

Finished off the last of the Thanksgiving collards tonight.

We do Thanksgiving on Sat.

The duce bombs are turning green....and some nasty farts between.

Takes about 6 wipes to fully execute

Like a green magic marker sticking outta your starfish