She say “it gon look funny but i make it fo ya”


Put it on a regular bun

Uhhh

Think I’ve just about got this crave out of my system. 😐

Same one different bun? How long you gonna let that ripen before you consume it?

you intentionally made that pic look gross, and don't deny it

Didja get extree sauce?

Lol.

Mine was over with last night. I very rarely eat McDonald’s. Ever since I got my gizzard yanked out, my stomach doesn’t handle that chit well. Lol.. so maybe again in 10yrs

Horatio messed up on the buns to some form of meat pieces I see

Saving it for Christmas.

Mystery Meat samich! Yum!

They aren’t bringing them into Canada this year.

Our palates are too sophisticated.

Your nephrologist takes a tums before and during your visit, doesn’t he? “This sumbeech....”

My craving never started. I went to BK for the first time in almost a year 2 weeks ago. Within a few minutes, I knew why it was almost a year. I eat McDonalds maybe 6 times a year, I’ll take Wendy’s over those two any day of the week.

she right it look funny

I know they are only here for a limited time but you are too. You keep eating that crap and your time is gonna be even more limited.

i still have pecan pie at the house 😃



Damn, i need to get back in the woods. A weeks worth of dr appts for me and my daughter. We been living out of mc donalds bag for 3 of 4 days 🤪💩

LOL!

You’d have a dynamite combo if you could get them to put Big Mac special sauce on the McRib instead of berbeekrew serce.

I can't get out due to quarantine.
The ol lady asked if I wanted her to drop something off.
I had pizza rolls. Tasted fine.

Gonna thaw some steaks.
Appetite not the best due to stress.

Proly grill later this evening.

If I can relax I might ask for a mcrib tomorrow.

I dont do BK.
Local gave me food poisoning w Whopper combo.
Stayed away a yr, went back............nailed again.
Done.

Prolly have to break out the paper towels for that...

Im at the childrens hospital. Waiting room. Fish tank and disney channel goi g

Man im gettin mud butt

You can proly stream The View on your phone.............

Usually theys a passel of little brown rugrats in here playing with the anal beads on the wire toy thing.

Covid dried all that rif raf up. Cool

Maybe I will try one next year.

Or when ever they come back.

The real reason is because they won’t put mayonnaise on bun for ya’ will they?

If they can mail baby chicks, I can send you a mcrib.

don't need that visual

Hahaha! I will tell the mail man to watch out Slumlord.

There is a MacDonald over west. Just rarely think to stop there.

Do they even taste like pork?

Serious question, never had one.

I really don’t know.

Chewy meat with a mild flavor. The bbq sauce over powers the meat.

It could be raccoon as far as I know.

Half the country probably thinks that pork tastes like sauce and bbq rub.

the other half thinks bacon

I just to wanted to milk the campfire for a couple of threads to feed my attention whore fix

I might go get one PLAIN and give the fire some real data.

Shirley........

About as much as the Big Mac tastes like a hamburger.

Big Macs are gross

Haven’t had one in 30 years

Quest bars. They been saving me.

That's exactly how many years it's been since I pheasant hunted.

Coincidence?

I kind of liked micky Ds breakfast burritos. Well as much as u can like in a fast food kind of way.
But they cancelled them. Maybe they'll bring them back for a McRib like limited time milkathon to see if they sell?

Not for me. Lettuce and mayo have no place on a burger. Just messes it up.

But the true story of t he Mc Rib has been missed by most. Aliens hijacked 76 B trains of hogs, sucked all the blood out of em and the drivers don't remember anything. McDonalds bought the dead product for 13 cents a pound. Its true look it up

Order three dozen and stock them in your basement next to the twinkies. No refrigeration needed. Shelf life is at least a decade.

Twinkies

The original panic buying frenzy

🤮

Getcha a BK fish.. with extree sauce.

Mmm dayum

Gettin really disgusting burbs now. Gawd smells like I got cirrosis

Rotten egg burps make it hard to stand yourself. But if you have to get in someone else's face, you win.

Im masked up in doc’s office. Can’t really share the putrificatoriness of mickey dees

Had a boat named cirrosis of the river. It didn''t stink.

Never had a Mc anything in 2 or 3 years. But you can call me Shirley if you give me money first.

the mic rib might be good with a chopped garlic chaser

U eat that schidt ?

It was a social experiment.

to quote ron white:

You ever take a crap big, your pants fit better?

Not enough dicks in them, huh???

The only thing I ever ate from there was the steak egg and cheese bagel, they were great, they haven't sold them in yrs, can't eat the other crap they sell.

Dude wipes.

Baby wipes the size of a large pizza box.

Thick too. Finger don’t be poking thru.

Got em in all my Vehicles. My SxS. My hunting book bag.

Lot better than a hand full of leaves or a sock or shirttail.

I like a Mcrib.
It ain't like good pulled pork, it ain't good ribs.
But whatever it is, the sauce, onions, and pickle...it's tasty.

Not too snobby to say it.


I laugh at my uppity sister.
If she finds out we stopped at see Ronald, she acts like we poisoned the kids.
But she loves Wendy's and will eat BK.

"Really you snobby rip. Like any of that [bleep] is good for you!"



Did someone actually post that most Americans think pork is Bacon.

Hmmm.

All pork ain't bacon.

But all the bacon we ever made was....pig.
I always though that was pork?

Get the ones with Armor All

Raccoon is nasty. BBQ sauce wouldn't over power it. The McRibs do taste like BBQ'd pork.

I like the breakfast burrito's.

here's UR McRib

I could eat about 8 of the damn things. But alas I’m in a diet...imagine that

Steak egg and cheese bagel was great. Breakfast burritos are good. Years ago the Chicken Fajitas were really good. And the mcchickens were edible.

Steak egg and cheese was Da bomb!

Just enough grease to drip on your shirt and maybe you sleeves,
Not enough to give you the Hershey Squirts.

Breakfast burritos are tasty.
If, you managed to get them cool enough to not strip your taste buds out.
I think our McDonald's employees enjoy watching them spin in the microwave.
They are HOT! And don't seem to ever cool off.

I always peel mine, put a packet of hot sauce in it and wrap it back up. Wife does sour cream but I don't care for it and it's too hard to do at 70mph.

I got food poisoning at the Flagstaff Jack in the Box in 1974. Had the Bonus Jack. Remember like it was yesterday.

And got the bonus yack.

Last time I was at a jack in the box. Went in the boys room first thing to wash up

Washing my hands, Top Grillman, Wally Methfingers comes busting in there, takes a whizz.

While im drying up, he zips up and busts out the door without washing his hands and get right back into his spot behind the grill. lol

I went ahead and got in line and got up there to ask for the mgr. i was like a Karen. I let the boss AND everyone behind know that the dude didnt wash up.


Walked out

Damn... before or after you met Renegade??

Yep. Puked in my dorm room for an hour. Jack in the Box tacos were made by Ralston Putin’s back then.

Was it better than SPAM?

Throw up on a bun?

Never could eat Egg McMuffins again after I had my gall bladder removed. That schitt runs right through me.

Those and the french fries were the only things edible at MAC D’s anyways.

McChicken is good and only a little over a buck. Their fries are top shelf. The shakes are good but I rarely get one.

The fries are good when they're done correctly, but it's a gamble.

Took them 6 minutes to decide how to go about building that mcrib on a regular bun

By then my fries were drab and blah


People behind me in the drive thru were having a meltdown I bet from it taking so long.

Serves the bastards right, I always get behind some ass hole with a little league baseball team in their minivan.

Hey this is good time to ask.

And yes...i know I probably shouldnt ask. Tarquin and Benquick might get pissy

But why don’t groids like pickles????

Heard the trick is to order fries without salt.

They’ll cook a fresh batch just for you, since the others get coated with the hour glass shaped salt dispenser.

Just tell em salt makes your ankles swell.

[quote=slumlord]Hey this is good time to ask.

And yes...i know I probably shouldnt ask. Tarquin and Benquick might get pissy

But why don’t groids like pickles????


or Mayonnaise?

I saw that the epilepsy sign out front of MacDonalds said that the MacRib was iniside.

I promptly turned and parked.

Walked in and ordered 12 Buffalo Burning Hot traditional bone in wings....with a side of bread sticks.

As I sat...eating at Pizza Hut.....watching the Drive Through Only MacDonalds across the street, I decided maybe next year for a MacRiblet.

Do you really only get them once in a while over there? I can walk into any McDonalds here for some sweet BBQ-sauce compressed-newspaper-patty goodness.

Same ole same ole.......

They'll make a fresh batch anyway. All you gotta do is tell them your fries are stale and you want some fresh ones. Crypes I do that about half the time I go there. They always make me a fresh batch.

What level of fugking idiot demands "fresh fries" from a fugking McDonalds?

LOL

I kinda like those burning hot wings.

What level of fuucking idiot will eat stale fries because they're too much of a punk ass bitch to ask for fresh ? Obviously no need to answer.

LMAO

#punkasbitchdeflave

So how's that McRib taste on the way back up??

Well Jimmy considering 2012 was the last time the McRib was available you should’ve parked your Rez runner at McDonald’s and got the McRib sandwich. Greasy deepchit pizza from the hut is always available.

Well aren’t you mr big shot at your local McDonald’s..

Oh boy tough guy French fry talk..

They don't have em every yeah eh?

I dont know.....

Got new tires and rims on the Rez Rocket today.

Real classy white steel rims.

No man it’s like an every 8 yr kind of thing. So 2028 is when they will be back on the scene.. by then most of the old dudes on here probably be dead..

Are you sure?

Seems like this nonsense starts up every other year or so.

a teaser for the next thread


Does Arby’s give you the shïts?

Haha! You fugger.

The Googler said it comes back every fall.

2012?

Damn, that can't be right.



Googled.



It's kinda right.


That was the last time it was available nationally.
They were available last year in some markets.

Is Arby's the one with the roast beef or the retarded sloppy hamburgers?

Your Google fu is weak.. first time in 8yrs it’s been available at all
restaurants.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/6082497002

McDonald’s announced Friday that its iconic barbecue sandwich is set to return for a limited time starting Dec. 2.

And for the first time since 2012, it will be available at restaurants nationwide.

The ones with darth vader voice doing their tv spots

Ph ucking Jimmy man, passed up his only opportunity for McRib for greasy pizza.. damn man just damn.

Aricle says it goes off of pork prices.

Must be in the crapper right now.


With the size of the market we have here.....we must get it every year.

They have a Walmart, a MacDonalds and two reservations near by.

Thats FU money right there.

That doesn't help.

Anyway I heard that guy died.

I had the wings.

They weren't bad.

Yeah but you can probably get a beer with your McRib. You just sent daggers x2. Thanks.

Ci Ci dont have wings

They focus on quality pizza

They got a lazy eye?

Does being an ass hole come naturally to Alaskans or do you have to work at it ?

This thread got me going, I already had the munchies.


Back from The Golden Arches.
Ate my McRib while my copilot daughter went into Sheets and got a milkshake.
Spoiled kid don't like Ronald's milkshakes. WTH.



Now like a bloated toad, and it's bedtime.
Sweet dreams of industrial pig patties, onion, pickle and BBQ sauce.

Any Mcdonalds will do it. Can't believe you awkward, social retards are too shy or stupid to protest sub standard fare and will just accept whatever old crap they might give you. Yeah, you big and tough and smart alright.

LMAO

Dufus

Such a discerning palate...

LOL

Livin high off the hog at Mickey D's. lol

Oooh.. About as hard as it is for you being the town idiot..

Well I’m glad you have your French fry con game down..

Quite obviously I'm smarter than those of you who are forced through ineptitude to settle for stale fries.

Sometimes I fight them if my Big Mac lettuce isn’t green enough at McDonald’s.

Can’t let those minimum wage [bleep] walk all over you.

Yup

They toss their doe ribs in a ditch at the stop sign.

Rule #1.........never.....never.....complain about fast food where minimum wage workers normally last a couple months.

The good news is.......you have proven you can survive gulleting random discharge from most any human body part.

If it makes you feel better we don't get beer at McDs either. Even though Bavaria lists beer as a staple food.

exactly don't accept food that is more substandard than it already is...and NEVER ever settle for watered down cola

Closest McD's to me is about 30 miles. Gotta drive by there on Monday so will see if they have McRibs in AZ. Standby for news!!!

it's probably worth a special trip

20+ years in the making.

What did you think?

Better than I remembered. Even better it was free.

Daughter bought two meals and met me for lunch.

1st time she's had one.

She wasn't as into the nostalgia as I am.

Ok back to work.

Quarantine over Sunday, will hit my local McD for one in celebration.

Ya can see wit yer own eyeses, that he couldn't eat it all.

Prolly in da walmart $hitter, right now !

Coffee is as brave as I’ll venture with them.

I honestly don't know if I've ever had a McRib before today. That sandwich was pretty freakin good lol. Perfect medicine for my hangover.

I hate almost everything about McDonalds except the McRib!

Passed by a McDonalds yesterday andI almost stopped and bought a McRib just on Slums recommendation , luckily I came to my senses and got a Jersey Mike's sub instead .

Well I had to check out all the fuss about the McRib , Never had one before I stopped by McDonald’s and picked one up Ate half of it threw the rest out, not for me.The fries were good.

Kaopectate