Do we have any midget campfire members?

Real ones, not dudes that drive dually trucks.

Maybe this is out of place

Just midgets, or do dwarfs count?

That’d be even cooler. Thanks mathman

Do mental midgets qualify

There are plenty of mental midgets !

I'm 5'6" does that count?

Big stick!

I'm almost afraid to ask where you are going with this Slummy.

What about giant midgets?

Andrew Dice Clay hates midgets.

Is he the guy with the little boy’s t shirt and butt cheeks hangng out the back?

Ya, the Stinky one from Alaska.

I've been to midget races at the track. Does that count?

the ones with engines and four wheels, not the short people type.

I think you DON'T hate asking it, Slumlord....

What's the difference between a midget and an outlaw?

Um, they didn't have outlaw races when I was growing up??

I'll be danged if I know. We had a small local track a few miles from where I grew up. Of course, it was a place to hang out and drink a few beers in high school.

You lookin' for new actors for a porn movie?

I haven't seen a midget in 30 years.

Do midgets have the big wing thing on top and race on dirt track?

Remember one in HS where one car went rolling sling the chicken wire in front of the stands. But apparently that wasn't uncommon.

So as not to hijack slummys thread..
Anyone named "Shortround" could be a suspect...

No wings that I remember. More like an upsized go cart:

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffsb&q=midget+racing+car&ia=web

Back atcha
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=outlaw+racing+car&t=ffsb&ia=web

Weird wing, one side up, the other down..

I have a short stack of midget porn... does that count?

Position of the dirtbag?


Oh wait that harleys vs hoovers lol

Pffft

I found some midget amputee porn

Midgets with retard strength.

Niche category.

Albanian or Mauritian?

What about retreaded midgets?

Holy smoke!
I never knew slummys avatar was a pro wrestler.
I just saw the clip about the Rolex wearing limo riding kiss stealing SOB....

Me too! Hey I resemble that remark.

Slum must be a anti-midgetite

Psssssttttttt................this is 2020, they're not called midgets or dwarfs anymore, they called little people.

When I was a kid, neighbors had a kid who was a midget, and they'd get mad as Hades when someone called him a midget. Didn't understand it, as that's what he was. He grew up, married a normal sized woman and they had a kid, and the kid was a midget. Wife refused to have more children.

I'm 6', but if necessary, I can be a faux token midget or hell, just call me a Runt!

Midget wrasslin is Fugken great, the rona took that away for the year.

Local bar couldn’t get the little fellas to come because they couldn’t find other gigs in the area.

Those were dwarfs. My BIL raced them.

What do they wrasell, chihuahuas, tabby cats, or stuffed teddy bears?

And I'm having a hard time, Holding these alligators down, WOoooooooo.

You forgot the best part ol' son.

What's the difference between dwarfs and midgets?

Very Little.....

Midget clam isn't as tight as you might hope.

Midgets tend to wrassle other midget wrasslers.

I know crazy.

True story...

We went to a Nashville Sounds baseball game one night, and it turns out there was a midget conference in town. I guess they got a package deal on tickets or something. We were about the only normal size people in the place. Damn that was creepy! They tried to do a wave, but it was only a ripple.

There was one sitting behind us. He was talking on his phone the entire gam. You’ve never seen a louder, more obnoxious SOB in your life.

Lol!!!!

You wanna really mess with a midget, give them a yo-yo

I had one come to a party at the house once.

The little farker ate up all the jumbo shrimp.

Too Funny!

That was literally the first thing that came to mind.

Pics of a midget cutting lodgepole pines to make them look like big timber!

Those settlement checks have to look Yuge! each month!

There are a lot of trolls.

I went to a college graduation.

There was this little dorf groid sitting with his fambly above us on the next row

I think his big brother was graduating and this pint size groid was maybe 16,17 years old. Was all blinged out and chit like Shake from aqua teen hunger force when he got his Boost moble phone.

Little freak kept yelling “ SOV-VAY, ANDRE’” right in my ear hole at 145 decibels

Have no idea what that means.


He would just fire off at random times even while the admins were speaking. Foucking short and retarded.

I wanted to snatch his ass up by the belt on his little buddy chucky clothes and wing his ass out of the balcony.

Fly webster, Fly!

My midget has wire wheels

We were a a joint called Boomer Jacks in Fort Worth. St Patrick’s day. 2009. Dwarf tossing contest. We had been waaay over served. 20$ to toss one. Supposed to just sort of push them onto landing pads....right! My turn...little guy stuck out his stubby little arm and I grabbed on with both of mine and spun him like a hammer throw. He rolled and tumbled about 20’!! I can’t even think of it without laughing to tears. All them munchkins went running to help him and then came up talking smack. I really couldn’t have defended myself if they had gone off. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen or done. I was a bit outta control back then.

You asking about Big Stick or Deflave? Two of our renown mental midgets. Be Well, RZ.

Rico Abreu is a sprint car driver........very competent.

He's a big man behind the wheel.

And we have a winner!!!!

I wonder what the stick tapes out at ?

Here's a member by the name of "Freewilly"

Best post of the year.

Short people got no business!

Amazon has one on their newest TV commercial.

Woke

Bristoe is about the size of a large squash. Does that count?

😬😎

Dwarfs come in 7 packs if I remember correctly.

It's the eighth member of the group you wants to concern yerself with...
Much more satisfying.

I'd pay fair to middlin money for a short one with a flat head. He could follow me around and give me a place to set my beer.

You forgot the part about no teeth...

As for buying a guy... whatever floats your Oregon boat.

Migets hate farts the worst

Buying a guy... and butthurt...

Making it all about you again... damn.

It appears your search for midget posters has come up a little short.

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Making it all about you again... damn.[/quote]

Says the stalker.

LOL

Says the stalker.

LOL
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You are more like crap in Portland...

Everywhere... bound to step in it... and it stinks.

LOL

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You are more like crap in Portland...

Everywhere... bound to step in it... and it stinks.[/quote]

Or midget giants?

That is really funny.


mike r

what you have against dually trucks.

There’s Toby!

Do the dimocommies with midget IQs count?

Pretty sure Bridget the Midget drops in from time to time to read the 6.5 CR posts.

I'm the world's tallest midget or, alternatively, the world's smallest giant. Take your pick.

Damn Slummy, you ain't left another 'ern hanging under that tree limb have you? You know her daddy don't like that.

Used to work with a midget in ATL. He was a regular at the Pink Pony.

It is amazing what a midget can get away with in a strip club.

Lmao

You must know more about logging than I do.

Because those appear to be some big fugkin' trees.