I’m thinkin salmonella cause he invites people down to beat up, or blackheart cause he can choke people out!!! Who’s your vote?? Fire away boys

I'd hate to tangle with Jim Conrad. 😀

Roger.

Salmonella everyday and twice on Sunday.. Now Jim Conrad I bet he’s just a big ol teddy bear..

Yep that's a big man right there. He could prolly bust up a place when riled.

Gunner500

Remember when okok was bagging on kamogari ph uck ol stxhunter was ready to drive to Washington to deliver Justice. Or did he want okok to go to Texas for said ass whooping regardless it was funny..

BOOM!!

threads done.

I would have to say any one of you struggling to feed the family , nurture your children and put them through school during this current madness in our country. My own badassery( maybe when I was younger) and struggles today, pale in comparison to most all of you providers out there! The only encumbrance I have is my pea brain!

logcutter
Remember that Deflave call-out thread he started awhile back?
I was scerrd.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Yep that's right, logcutter is a badass!!!😂😂😂

Hotrod Lincoln

Sorry Varmint Guy, I had to edit my vote. You are still number 2 though 😃

and i dont mean No.2 like doo doo. Just saying. I know I gave you chit before but I had an epiphany and I was wrong.

Gunner would break Rog in two pieces. lol

Happy birthday skeen ya old gristle.👍

Happy Birthday skeen.

As to the OP, you can sure leave me out of this vote!

I actually did laugh out loud.

Wtf???

Only one man here can claim the title of “Biggest in my Quartet”......

Thank ya' Cousin!

DJT Jr.

Joni Lynn can probably whip anybody on the forum.

On the keyboard, or in real life?

Thank you, Rocky, Sir!

Who??

Without a doubt it has to be the Mighty Duck...

That dude knows people... that know people that know badass people.

I must have missed it. Did he whup some fire member's arse or did he do it on the internet?

Anybody besides Rene actually shown up to whoop someone’s azz?

Well, dealing with acid reflux on a daily basis is pretty badass. I swig apple cider vinegar for mine...

Ol’ Squeezer died in the dojo and came back. That’s gotta count for something.

Definitely the quiet one. Not the ones making threats on the net or bragging how much of a badass they are.

DFC

The "Great White Ninja" bigsqueezey has 'em ALL beat. Phhfucker even whopped the Grim Reaper..

He the one that kilt bigsqueeze? If so, he ain't that tough, the guy weren't even dead.

That’s the one.. he’s always good for the infamous 24 Hourcampfire come to my place for your ass whooping post..

Ladies and gentlemen I have a fella that wants to remain anonymous sent me a pm but would like to nominate Miss Lynn!

Sharp_Things......A legend in his own mind!

What? No votes for Paddler/LeRoy Beans/callnum???

I think she's busy with stxhunter.

Keyboard obviously. Hence my votes. 😂😂😂

Heck yeah

Posting a german with a mauser on a Vet’s day tribute was bold

Meme much?

Tie for #1.

1a. Blackheart
1b. Hotrodderlincoln
1c. Logger.
2. Fureballz



The real bad ass?

I wouldnt want to get on Stxhunter ( Rogers ) bad side.

Some folks, you just don’t mess with....

Haha oh fuuck!!!

Fireball only when he has his 1911 in a 38 super

What do you mean by tough?

Tough like I dont shower but once a week.....or tough like clear the bar tough?

Well he did shoot a cow once in Hawaii

Just a breakdown in translation from Canuck to English.

No tough as in who in the ph uck ate the last Twinkie??

And a dump truck.

It's hard for me to decide.

Salmonella and Blackbart have told me how bad ass they are at least a dozen times.

But Hotrod Lincoln invited me to his place so him and twenty friends could beat me up. Then when I accepted, he told me never mind.


LOL

Who was that guy who said he put his 1911 upside some guys head at the range? Sounds tough enough to me....

Damn them two old people sexting

Tough like walk barefoot in the snow uphill Both ways 7 miles to school tough.

Tough like carry 2 bags of shelled corn 25 yards across open clover prairie to a shooting house

😃

Gunner500 is a mountain of a man....a true living legend.

He's so big the last time he jumped up in the air he got stuck.

When he pinches a penny a bugger pops out of Abe's nose.

He's the guy Chuck Norris goes to for advice when things get tough.

Oh god damn I just peed myself!! Haha

I know logger had you scared.. his ol lady is more man than all of us if I remember right.

I beat a cow to the ground once....but she started it.

Ol’ Hammer Fist Jim....


They’ll sing songs about that years from now.

my prayers worked. thank you Jesus

Only because you were hungry.

She's simmering right now....

I like logcutter.

Safariman was known to be so tough that he would pull his Uberlanche around by the winch - even down into a canyon to get after a bear.

Those could be the same thing.

Might as well save ol grumpy Sal some typing time..

I dont like people getting too close......

Was that Gunner500 who threatened to give a guy a mouth full of "chicklets" ?

It's always the person you least expect.

Yes

At loretta lynn’s

I meant to say Miss Lynn. Sorry for the confusion.

No....that was Bobby Bare....

He's the winner!

Who whooped the preacher with a rubber hose?

Hold on a second I thought lorettas was for truces only not fist fights??

Judas?

I don't know who it is, but it isn't me.

too old for that stuff now, been hurt to many times, I'd go with gunner, anyonr know someone else who took a 38 to the chest and walked away.

On his death bed...Grandpa ran the Priest out of his room.


I guess he was too happy and carefree......hahaha!

truth.

Able to type the harshest threat.

Gotta be you, IB. Anybody who bends iron with his butt cheeks is one tough sob. 'Specially since it has to be red hot to bend it.....

"Turn the other cheek".

And fart

Nonsense.

There are several. We all know how tough and resilient vaginas are. Toughest organs God ever created. They take a pounding and keep coming back for more

How about cattle?

God created men equal. Colonel Colt made them equal.

Hey, I got invited to Loretta's once !

Can't remember who the jackass was ?

They know better.

Where else might you throw up?

I've found that the toughest mother fugkers on the planet tend to work in a grocery store.

Or a factory.

Ol' Loretta could whoop some azz in her day!

ya!

GWB

I'll take any of you bastards on.

































In a 50 mile bike race.

Sorta like the new guy in a gay gang bang has got to be tough....

How do you know that? You can sure learn a lot on here. People from all walks of life and tons of info.

Toughens his ass up by bike riding maybe

Like an old catchers mitt.....

I fight like the third monkey trying to get on Noah's ark, and brother, it's starting to rain!

I told him that the nose of the seat isn't supposed to be pointed straight up.

Hahaha!

I like that one!

What seat?

Gunner was gonna buy me and renegade dinner there but our itineraries were conflicted though.

I think he means he throws schit at people and bites their face off

You better watch that smart mouth. He'll race you if you don't.

gunner knocked the teeth out of Arkansas st black college football player's mouth for disrespecting his wife at a gas station.

I luv it when you talk dirty.

JCMCUBIC does UFC type fighting ? an folks think some ''big'' guys could out tough him ? laughing ...

I'll let Loretta explain.

That guy was not a member but joined up just to give his side of the story because there was a large thread discussing it.
After that I don't believe he ever came back.
A refresher for anyone who doesn't remember.
Pervy preacher keeps seducing married women in his congregation, starts seducing blue air hose guy's wife.
Blue air hose guy pays him a visit and gives him a good whipping with a blue air hose.
Blue air hose guy gets arrested, don't know what happened after that.
That thread was epic!

I got my ass kicked by a chicken when I was about 6. True story. Mean SOB jumped on top of me and stomped the shït out of me when I fell down.

I toughened right the fück up after that and started swiping brewskis out of the fridge to drink my sorrow away.

Yeah, I'm a pussy too, till you start on my family !

https://www.wdam.com/story/8884408/ellisville-man-admits-to-beating-pastor/

An Ellisville man has been arrested on aggravated assault charges for beating his former pastor with an air hose in the church parking lot just before Bible study Wednesday night.
The suspect refused to turn himself in without the local media being present. Seven on your Side's Ontario Richardson was granted an exclusive interview with the man who laid hands on the pastor just before worship.
Michael Clark admits to assaulting pastor Steve Nixon of Calvary Baptist Church. Clark accused the preacher of text messaging Clark's wife. Clark said Nixon has sent what he called "inappropriate text messages" to other parisoners' wives as well, and he wanted to stop any communications before it got out of hand.
"I was not going to take the chance of letting that happen to me and my family," said Clark. "My wife called me about 3:30, 4 o'clock, after she got out of school and tells me the preacher from Calvary has texted her, and told me what the text message said -'Call me when you get a chance.'"
Clark said his family left the church earlier this year.
"My family and I have been gone from Calvary for about 3 months; therefore he had no reasons to text my wife. I pull up and I meet the pastor face to face, and I start whipping him with an air hose."
Clark added, "That not Christ-like. I told him that he should not be text messaging my wife. He didn't have a chance to say much; I worked on him with a air hose."
Following the interview, Clark went straight to the Ellisville Police Department and turned himself in.
Seven on your Side was told Nixon suffered several bruises from the attack. We spoke with Nixon by phone Thursday, and he admitted to text messaging Clark's wife. He refused an on-camera interview but added, "As pastor of Calvary Baptist Church, there have been false accusations against me. I will continue to give God the glory. Calvary is where Christ makes the difference."
Clark was released from jail Thrusday afternoon on $10,000 dollars bond. Also arrested were two of Clark's accomplices, Paul Graves and James Walters, both of whom are charged with the disturbance of worship.

Family legend has it my Granddad knocked some drunk out for cussing around the womenfolk in his store circa 1930s. Almost 100% sure the drunk was white because the black folks probably had their own stores in those days in this part of the world.

Men used to respect decent women because not only were they raised that way but other men demanded it.

But, that was a long time ago.

Stxhunter

Duh

For me, a toss up between the hardcore lumberjacks

Big schtick vs Sampson Olson

Both from up north and neither camera shy in the least.

The schtick easily wields a rocket fueled 6' chain saw thru 8 foot diameter firs using minimal cuts and pin point accuracy for landings......and quite a way with words.

The olsonator doesn't use a saw at all, just a full body slam or two, then a yanks the remains out with his bare hands and puts it down wherever he wants.

So, i guess if we're in a bar during an unhappy moment among southern Baptist preachers and there isn't a chainsaw handy......I guess Mr Olson would be drinking on my nickel.

"I worked on him with an air hose."

That is a friggen boss.

The rest of the story

https://www.wdam.com/story/9260791/grand-jury-refuses-to-indict-man-who-beat-ellisville-preacher/


Michael Clark
A Jones County Grand Jury has refused to indict a man for beating an Ellisville preacher with an air hose.

Michael Clark admitted to attacking pastor Steve Nixon of Calvary Baptist Church in August after Clark's wife received a text message from the preacher.

Earlier this month, Nixon resigned from his church saying the drama and publicity surrounding the case has been too much for his family. District Attorney Tony Buckley said he talked to Nixon Tuesday night to see if he wanted to pursue charges, and Nixon said yes.

The case was presented to the grand jury today (Wednesday). According to Buckley, the jury came back with a no bill - meaning it refused to issue an indictment.

The Clark's had not attended Calvary for several months, and Nixon said the text message was sent out by mistake.

Clark was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault after turning himself in. A few weeks after the attack, Clark publicly apologized to Nixon, who accepted.

He apologized? What a cuck.

Gecko45 is pretty tough.

Don't believe he's an actual member here - but was famous back in the day for his exploits on the 'net.

The internet made 'em tough, Samuel Colt made them even.......lol.

I'm guessing most everyone on here is a pretty good dude in person and would be a lot of fun to share a camp with.

Disturbance of whorship?

I did that when I was 10......moral of the story.....be careful with a fart you may think will ease out smoothly while sitting on a wooden pew.....no pun intended

That's a good description of what fighting one's way out of a prison riot is like.

stxhunter;
Good afternoon to you my cyber friend, I hope the weather's nice down in your part of the world and all that matter to you are well.

While I hope I'm not stepping onto Gunner's bad side, as he did post it publically I'll just expand a wee bit on what you've noted. He was good enough to exchange some PM's with me back in the day and mentioned it as well.

Somehow Gunner ended up confronting a felon who pulled a revolver on him - the .38 as you've mentioned - and in fact shot him with it, I want to say more than once, but that detail is lost.

Gunner responded by taking said revolver away from the miscreant and beat him soundly with it.

While there's many definitions of "tough" to be sure - physical, mental or even spiritual I suppose - that alone makes me both wince and shake my head in wonderment when I think about it.

In my wilder, younger days Roger, I would have spotted you for someone I should do more listening than talking to - I was quite gifted that way somehow - some of it by natural means and then some by learning the hard way!

Lastly, while I'm not sure he's still involved in that activity, I PM'd a member here back in the day who'd seen JCMCUBIC fight and was most suitably impressed, so he's certainly in the running.

Honestly at my age now, if I can feed the cat without injuring myself I consider it a success!

All the best to you all down on the Texas coast this Christmas Season Roger.

Dwayne

There are many definitions of tough....
1) Toughest in a fight- MMA vs. Streetfighting vs Big Hoss.(You notice that not a single one of those fellas of the three different categories jumped in.)
2) Toughest for dealing with conditions. There are some on Backpack Hunting Forum that nearly do a marathon a day. In my view this is tough as hell.
3) American Man- Dealing with shrew of wife, bad job, bad boss, lack of hunting opportunity but making the best of life. This is where in my view the toughest people are. You get old, you get slower, you lose your strength but if you look up and never give up, never give up on your country, never give up on Jesus, never give in on life. You hold your head up in the face of the chitbirds and p%ss standing up- Then my friend you are one tough S() of a B&^^tch!

That's an easy one - from reading the threads over the years, it is obviously a tie among everyone but me.

If you do it right you can do both at the same time.......

Should have been clear, I'm talkin about a keyboard warrior!!! Like blackheart or salmonella!!! Keep up folks!!! Like the most threatning sum itch here!!😂😂🖕

I heared that John Henry grew scared just from Gunners stare.

The Air Hose Thread..

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/2497848/1

The member's name was: Mike Clark, he joined to to weigh in on the discussion himself.

Jud, I was thinking real life I'd want you, BGG and Jim on my side!

Hah! I nominate myself for daring to share personal details on here lol

Didn't Gunner find a piece of the Groids tongue on his shirt when he got home ? LOL

My experience in life leads me to believe, you'll never know. And, many times you'd never have guessed. The toughest guys I've ever known were not announcing it and weren't looking to prove it. They knew and were at peace with it.

Funny thing is that I would be the least intimidating of the three!

Lol, he was talking about Al Gore.

Who in the hell is big guy Gerry??? New member here on the forum??

He doesn't post here any more but Ace Adair had the most wicked left jab west of the Rockies.

You know I got your back brother...

Footage of Jim Conrad and Patrick swayze whipping ass back in the day..

Ho cry cuzzin', I know you could bust 'em up!



Flave, I felt the mention of that left jab from here!



Jud, not sure how much help I'd be but likewise!

Sam will break your spine, hang you over a fence post and take a picture of your bloody mess!

Fücking ACE!

I LOVE that guy (in a very heterosexual way).

Gawd....I could sure take a punch back then.

I should note that our Canadian Brothers who still remain Men are as tougher or even tougher than us because they have many that call themselves men that now pee sitting down. They also have women who are pretty tough as we do. The sad thing is that we are getting more and more confronted with snowflakes from both sides of the border.

"Tough", is not a matter of being able to beat on someone.

Rather a matter of taking a beating.

Haha.

That happened south of here. Ellisville ms.

There was a member on here years ago, maybe 10, give or take, that supposedly made a cross country trip to confront one of our frequent trolls. He stopped at several locations along the way trying to find him. The thread was multiple pages long and very well written in real time fashion. In fact, it was so well written that I was unable to determine if he really was doing it, or just made it seem like he was doing it, but he had a lot of detail in what he was seeing.

And shoot100 arrows a day across the double wide, shoot a 5 gallon bucket of 22’s a year and still had time to mountain bike vertical faces and give fly fishing lessons.

Didn’t he guide you and Gruff to a bear?

Or did he puke in your truck?

Reloader28 pees sitting down.

He's from Texas.

LOL

I guided him to a pronghorn but he failed to find me a bear.

Or bear sign.

Or a nice place to eat.

LOL

If I was fixin to get into a scuffle and I was outnumbered, I'd want Roger on my side, stxhunter don't give a fuq!

LMAO!, Bricktop in pursuit of Larry Root. Larry pissed his pants and called the cops........

If that's the case you'd be the toughest thing to ever walk into a jailhouse.

Anyone trained in Karata will only fight in self defense.

I've often day dreamed about an Ace and Slumlord encounter.



Slum slow trolling and not spooking the hole.


Ace about 9 deep into a 12 pack of Key light....
(or should I say a gallon of whiskey!)




That would have been an all-time great cyber chat.

If I was a tree I woulda kicked Mr Miyagi's butt.

Paul Banard and Cummingscowboy.

Both have been kicked in the nuts and ass raped with a pitchfork too many times to count.

😬😎

CumminCowboy?

He the one that does the scope endurance tests at the playground?

Those were the days, weren't they?

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/181354/1

Toughest bro I've ever known was my friend, Randy Shughart RIP, MOH! Half my size and could throw me a mile. If he was still here and on this site, some of you would have your work cut out for ya!

😂😂😂 cumminscowboy could dumb someone to death, don't think he could beat someone down though!!haha

I’ll wrestle you for the title Jud.

Heavy weight vs featherweight..It’ll be epic.

You get started without me and practice falling down.

deflave.

His balls were too big to sustain too long of a fist fight. I mean he might have stomped on one of them just during the foot movement! Bad ass Dude for sure.

He and Gordy...absolutely the best. Never forgotten. Glad you knew him.

The one you’d never have expected.

Of the boomers?

Haha all ya gotta do is last 30 seconds then it’s over!!! You’ll pin me no problema!!! 😂😂

Gunner is a very good friend, and he gets my vote. If you know him at all, the joke ( though true...) is that you shouldn't shoot Gunner, it only pisses him off....

Enough said.

My vote goes to my war buddy and friend Jim Martin AKA " Evil Twin" who with his platoon kept the NVA busy via close quarters engagement even with their dwindling mags and frags which bought us some time to get in real tight for our close air support gun runs...25 Jan 1970 Hill 474 Binh Dinh Province.

Woody, good to see you on for a change... its been a while...

anyone who has heard you two, or either one talk about that night....

No question about that.... Jim is definitely one Tough Son of a Gun....

We've got other combat vets who have been in scenarios like that night, in Iraq or Afghanistan...on here...

They might be as tough as Jim, but certainly none of them would surpass Jim...

God Bless him and you also my friend...

Hope this finds you and your lovely wife doing well...

cheers and best regards
seafire.

It's not me, that's fo' sho'!

Gunner is good people , had the pleasure of making his acquaintance myself

Ditto

IIRC I believe the occasion Gunner got shot he was driving by an altercation wherein a man was beating up a woman and stopped to intervene, he did so, successfully, despite getting shot.

‘Nother notably tough guy around here is Leighton, only ‘Fire member I’m aware of who has beaten up three Tokyo punks in one go.

Who told you all these stories?

Yakuza

I figured since big stick is constantly on your mind, and you’ve continually sucked his ass for years, you would have voted accordingly....

Likewise.... I served with some heroes! I was not one of them....

Who was the guy that used to beat liberals upside the head at the gun range with his 1911a?

Now that guy... he was TOUGH!

Bonus points if you can find the link...

Scenarshooter.

MM

Without a doubt.

The funny part was where Leighton recounts how he blew a kiss to one of the beat up Yakuza guys later on when they was all in the police station, said Yakuza guy wigged out, and got beat up all over again by the Cops.

I'm pretty sure he's the reason the FBI changed their opinion of the .38 Special.

FWIW, Gunner 500 is still a big, pink, powdered pussy.



We really need to get together again.

Roger's a tough sumbich too...in every way.

I have the pleasure of knowing Hunter (Jerry) and Roger personally and can attest that they are both BAD MF's.

In a good way.

I don't know Sam Olsen personally, but my educated guess is that he is one too.

It's hard to define, but there is a certain mixture of confidence, kindness and don't GAF that identifies a real man.

Agree. He's likely strong as Jethro Bodine.

I could twist any of ya into a pretzel, all while sipping on my dessert coffee.

Bleed for a week and don't die too.

I vote ltppowell I saw him call Gunner500 a pussy to his face

You wouldn't want to have CrimsonTide mad at you either

If this thread were told in pictures it would look like gay porn.

At least you learned how to cope

I think I felt it move.

He's not a little man.

Problem with dvdegeorge = horse's head in your bed. Not the one to mess with....

How gay we talking about?

You talking tough sounding keyboard commandos or men who’ll light your ass up? 😂

Purple mutherfucker !

Haven't thought about 100 arrows a day Dan in years.

Chuck Norris is afraid to open my Christmas Card.

message back and forth with Dan almost every day on FB, got to hunt with him, the year before last, damn good guy.

What the hell..... they let Dan in the super secret FB club........ to hell with all of you!

Which one of you mudderfuggerz took my beef shanks!?

I cant find em.


Gonna count to ten..........one........

I took chuck Norris hat from him and am wearing it every day..

Sorry Bro, day waz tasty !

So much pain..........

Wear

Wear yer helmet lil' buddy, life's tough

I got a feeling, T Lee would be a guy I'd never want to grab me by the neck.

His Looter sign being a national treasure and all too.

If you ain’t that bright, better be tough.
I have a high threshold for pain, lol

I mean, I just ate a bunch of beans and cabbage. Not sure anyone would wanna mess with me right now. Even the wife's got me outside today.

He's over on FB.

Hahaha, that sounds like Leighton, funny, I never heard that story before but it does sound like something he would do.

I dunno...but Gunner said " Thank God for cheap Walmart ammo...."

Yeah, Crimson Tide is big enough to pinch your head...

And dvdgeorge... let say you don't want to hear him say " its nothing personal...its just business..."

Sitkadeer isn't tiny like the small in stature coastal blacktail deer that he is named after. I was thinking about it. Not in a nice way. Paddler's Alimentary canal is probably tougher than any one person one here. I am, from what I figure, a truly secondary character in the scheme of things on this forum, and I have figuratively put my booted foot up his arse many times. Deflave, Sam Olsen, Gunner500, Stxhunter and most of you have done so thousands of times. Yet he always comes back like a skunk leading with his skank azz.