Step1.....
Eat da chyt outta a couple of cookies, some fudge, and a peice of corn bread.
So I can fuel up to run deer down unmercifully to slumlord the cruel.

Beagles get shots too.

Nothing to lose.
Everything to possibly gain.

ELKY we need your input for today's plan

More pics to follow once in da woodline!!!

But until then.....

#artificialhunting

👍🏻😎🦫

Are baiting again?

#elkslayer91,sguidetonorthamericandeerhunting
#elkytip#346fueluptorundeertilltheydropfromexhaustion
#elkytip#32howtopostpicsofdeadcritters

I'm gonna use christmas cookies.

#elkytip#7differentbaitfortheassignedshoothouseatthelease

If Slum/Overlord fills up on that fudge y'all should be able to hunt uninterrupted this afternoon and again tomorrow

#cloggedlikeamuthafker

Im almost ready man

I cant find my 308 magazine.

Im in the spare bedroom. Some chit almost fell on me.

You guys have way too much fun.....I should move to TN.

Loaded mags make decent bookends for paperback books.

#DecorativeTipfromBeaver

😜😎🦫

Why are ya’ll driving deer? Did Rural King run out of bait corn?

Not here.
I was just there, dude in line behind me had about 20 sacks of 'apple flavored deer corn' on a cart...

#baitbabybait

For the love of gawwwdddd, just go hunting because it's hunting. And, it beats working.

That looks like the local bake sale. You in church? Where's wabigoon.

Stay ready!!

Elky will be along shortly to drop some knowledge

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Tech tip. Always leave your magazine on the console in the truck. Or on the passenger seat. Or in the console, in your hunting coat in the back seat.... somewhere. But its a fairly small space to search can't go wrong. For a fail safe get a spare mag and leave it some where.

I ask me about hunting singe shot....

I started out with a aught SIX remmy 742.

Woodsmaster. Aka jammaster.
Fug a mag. Hahah.

Elky Tip #206 - You don't need a magazine to go hunting, just read the article on your phone.


Elky Tip #206 - You don't need a magazine to go hunting, just read the article on your phone.

Those poor Tennessee deer. Chased and harassed all over kingdom come until they stagger around with their tongues hanging out just waiting to get shot.

*wipes away tear*

Imma write that one down.

Run 'em down, Boys!!

Some rare footage of the Henchman training for the big run down

Make sure to pack toilet paper......

DickFlava91 -


What’s the word of the day for 12/22?

Advice is often worth what it costs you. So in the spirit of the giving holiday season stop by ACE hdwe and pick up 12" of brass toilet tank chain. Pop rivet one end of it to the bottom of the mag, use a wood screw and attach the other end to the stock. If it falls out no big deal it will right there just a dangling and you won't forget where you put it. Problem solved are we good? No need to email your address for the consulting fee , this time it's free you might called it an early x-mas present. Pretty white of me huh? Mb

You doon need no stinkin magazine. (Unless you forget the toilet paper per above post).

Single shots work good. To shoot with, not to - oh, never mind.

I hunted 2 years with a 725 with broken extractor, killed 2 caribou with it on succesive days (them elks 1st year wuz too smart to get shot with a broken gun - shooder asked elky, I guess).

Then I installed a 700 extractor which works fine, after being told by several people it couldn't be done. Kilt a caribou with it last fall. Didn't even have to hold the gun muzzle up and shake the heck out of it....

Did have to build the staking tool to install that "wrong part", when I couldn't find that....

Pic dont show depth or distance for crap.
Gonna work this ridge east staying 1/2 way up for about 400nyds
Hit east boundary.
Work to slumord about 800 yds south
Staying 1/3 way up from creek bottom
Working the east slope draws and spurs


Love ta kill a fughing buck today.
Or push one to slumlord.


Nothing to lose
Everything to possibly gain.....


Moving after this ciggerette.

Yup... and here is his coach.

I think we've been here before.

Ok im gonna sit here. Fuggit

Hematite Holler ... just up ahead!

Brought the 450 along

It was already outside laying on the seat of the wheeler.

Hold tite, Rene bout done with his Pall Mall.

I thought it was the 308 today?

Sitka series, Presbyterian church pants, sensible shoes.

Couldnt find the mag

I can hear the “sheetrock train” it’s so quiet this afternoon. Pretty cool, it’s 12 nautical mi away.

Sheetrock here is made by Temple, they harvest it from the TVA fossil plant. Our Flue Gas Desulfurization retrofit uses lime and precipitators to knock the SO2 down, that makes calcium sulfate and then they get that goo and make drywall out of it. Yummy

If any of resident coxsucker chemists or beekeepers want to step in slap me with a 2-1/2” 70 year old limpdick, feel free to correct me on minuscule detail I excluded or got wrong. Because you were so important making wax for Dixie Cup corporation, LOL

With the handle Overlord you really need staff dealing with that kind of schit. All good the 450G looks ready......

Found a battery charger. What the hell??

You in MasterCraft hollow this time?

Renegade....

I’m totally green

Cedar/hardwood transition 3/4 down the slope across from Roosterville trailer park.

Possibly.....
I like posting pics

Starting towards slumlord
He knows where Im at via pics.
East slope of ridges, east slope flats, draw.
Creek to my left about 80 90 yd
Rest of slopes go up for about 300 to 350 yds in places
Hardwoods cover 2/3rds of slope
Top mixed soft and hardwood.

I can hear him...

Some one needs ta tell mr cock a doodle doo.
Its almost 130 pm.

Maybe he is waking up his trailer welfare rats???

Whuuuup....

Hang on

We got some doo-doo !!!

looks pretty fresh

Thats where them 6 slickheads came from the other morning.
After leaving my Mr 2 acres guy holds deer for some reason land.

Im moving.

Used to have a lil dude that hunted with me and another guy way before renegade.

His named was Donald

He had a chronic hack like pre TB or some. He didnt have to do much walking just all that coughing. He pushed a basket 10 pt up the hollow to me. 😃

Break - Break !

We need to keep this channel clear for Ren & Stimpy to communicate while running Southern deer maneuvers.

Safety reason, of course.

Holding my breath for kill pic.

😎

Doubt we’ll see sheeit

But gotta make an attempt

Plenty of does here, but is one or more still approaching a late or missed heat.

Cows are starting to piss me off

STFU

high pitched “ooooguh, ooooooooguh” retarded South Park cows.

Looks can be deceiving, how's it taste?

wtf

A tree just fell and now Granny’s Dog Pound is firing up.

Wish I could post a video. But I got banned from Youtube.

To improve your chances stay out of the pine thicket and don't drop a duece in the woods .

Mfers

Hey Im on the 2nd long east slope flat
Sitting for about 15
Thought i heard footfalls/ bounding away when i came up outta the slight draw.

Not sure...
Hearing aint my strong point
I'm about 350 400 yds from ya

Tore up with rubs in here

Lmfao!!!!



Ban hammer from You tube.


Tff!!!!
Own it you big meanie!!

You heard footsteps

PTSD talking to you 😃

South side death star valley on east slope Im gonna come up on your right rear.



Right????

Mighta been a squatch???
Or a female groid check out clerk at the ciggerette aisle at wally world...

Same difference......

Squatch bathes waaaay more often I bet.

I’ll hear you before you see me.

I know ...
Im moving.

Beds in here.

Hmmm ... it' sunny in TN ... again ...

Don't give up!! That big buck is down that holler, across the ridge, and through the thicket ...

Rubs and scraps ... Pics? Close up ... the group wisdom of the campfire will be able to tell you the size and age.

Slumlord is waiting on a shot.
I bumped one to him
Im sitting not moving.
Cutting off the northern area
Heis south of me about 150yds

He has had eyes on the buck for about 15 20 mins.
Says it has tall tines
It is in creek bottom sapling schitt.

Shiet's gettin real now.

You need to chase that deer around some more, tire him out.

You need to chase that deer around some more, tire him out.[/quote

Like Troy Landry on a monster gator!

He's got time to be chatten with you but not us ... wtf!

Que the low intense music....😎🦫

Chit just done got real boyz

He's on the bat phone getting advice from Elk-the-Slayer

Somebody pm Elky and ask him what their next move should be.

NoElkSlayer is busy catching dicks.



LOL
😎🦫

^^^lol

Welp we’re done

Engaged a very nice 8 will tall tines for 35 mins straight. Super thick hardwoods all could see was his rack. Would not budge. Thats just the way it goes.

Got ren to clap hands from 200 away over the hill. Wouldnt budge him. Just kept him locked up behind the perfect alignment of big timber. Tried a push move and he bolted like lighting. No shot.

Im frazzled. lol

Wtf you frazzled from? Rene did all the work. 🤣🤣

Somewhere, 200yds away from where you bumped him, is nice 8-pointer leaning up against a tree with his tongue hanging out, trying to catch his breath.

Lmfao

shoulda been using a 35 rem with 200gr corelokts. those things will shoot through a tpole and still drop a rhino.

Probably died from exhaustion

Pretty sure that story has been told hundreds of times over the years .. beer and cards were usually part of the atomsphere.

No shot at all.

No ass, no neck. Couldnt see a body.

Like i said perfect alignment of trees.


I would have safarimanned his ass. lol

May see him again those slick tops might be your new best friends

We have not see this buck before. Seen a lot of this year. Even nephews trail cams, nadda. This guy been hiding or he’s new to the place.

I'm laughin so hard, I think I scared off Slum's buck !

Should be one of two things, you got a hot doe in that bunch or he's building back strength from the main rut chowing like Rene at the Saturday night buffet at CiCis. Hope he sticks around. Free advice from 3000 miles away. LOL

It's a slick head with a new hat from Santa.

LMFAO

Deer dyke

Well, look at it this way-

You had nothing to lose.
And everything to possibly gain.

*grins*

Mentally ....
Lol 45 mins of keeping an eye on that buck.
Hoping for a shot

I moved about 20 yds to try a move and get him moving that buck bolted hard.
He pegged me hard from where slumlord was watching him
Fugg..........

He knew something wasnt right when I pushed him earlier when I thought I heard foot falls and bounding sounds.

Wary as fugg not wanting to move.


We went txt msg when he told me he was watching a buck.

The power level on the screen shots is since I got home.

Give me a few to let ya all look at the paul harvey rest of the story.

Lol!!!

Yep!!!!

We know their is a mature buck that has satellited in the area now.
Knowing is a big thing.

Stand hunting in the morning in that general area.

Lol!!!

Drinking a Dr Pepper probably.......

Yep....
Thats what I was telling slumlord.
Little fella was pretty discouraged.
I told him plenty of does in that spot.
We just had a encounter with him
Confirmed a mature buck has satellited in.


Buck wins 1st rd.


Others he might be around a doe that will lead him to his demise.

We are stand hunting in the morning.

Holy fugg!!!
LMFAO!!!

Power on screen shot is since I got home.
These are all when we went txt and stopped comm between us on 24 for you guys to read.

fuggn eh

right mouse button click test

Why u post all my retard messages 🤪


The slumlord was stressing

Couple messages i thought i was being a dick. Like dont foucking move, and dont call me 😀

Lol!!!

You all can make heads or fuggs outta the time sequence.


Tommorow is another round.

For all we know their might be another that has satellited in also yet to be seen.



I gotta make some dinner.

The christmas cookies, and corn bread I had around 1130 aren't cutting it anymore.

LOL!!!

Adds to the suspense for us man

Been there done that a few times you know its a fuggn dandy but you can't quite get a clear angle for love or money. One of the times I live for and at the same time absolutely fuqking hate! hahahha I think I've had my as kicked like this at least twice, no shot. You guys are still in the game. Fo sho!

He looked a lot like this one, I killed 6 yrs ago here same place near wounded worrier’s bow stand. And yes I meant worrier. Fuggin fake putz. Anyway


Today’s was an 8 though. All his pointy things were intact too. Pencil thin and bone white. Only I could see any movement is when that rack moved around.

I really glad to know at least we still have a late season buck in here. All the Fudds have blown their wad and are at red lobster or eating bon bons.

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They can see your jacked txting keeping eyes on that buck.
Versus my semi normal fugged regular txt not .

You wasnt being a dick.
You was tweeking hard..

1st mature buck seen on the place in almost 3 weeks .


Knowledge is power.

We know he is on the place.

Got 3 different groups of does on the place we know of.
He is dead on in the area I seen those 6 saturday morning.


One of those slickhead jezebels in gonna lead him into mine or yours crosshairs.


Just a matter of getting out for more chances.


If he shows he shows
If he dont he dont.
He either lives or dies

^^^^^^^
But ya gotta be out their for it to happen.
Call ya at 5am
Be out about 545 600am ish

Dayum i need smoke a joint. Still aggravated

Oh well

I thought when you stepped out he’d hop the creek and pause and check his six. He veered toward that thick brush at mach 1 kept going.

He played that game before no doubt

Add Elkslayer to a group chat next time.

Epic!

Only had a wedge of cornbread on board all day till just a few ago.

You on the other hand

Fudge, cookies, chex mix, cornbread. Wonder you didnt nap out on me back there radio man.

Elky:

“I would advise the woogah woogah and have him haul ass up the hill, sheeit all over himself and keel over dead from cardiac arrest”

And that was just the 2nd weekday stillhunt/ push.
We can stand hunt him when situation dictates.


Still hunt/ push deer weekdays when it is just us.

Numbers and probability man

More time in da woods equals more chance at killing something.

Late season....

All the 5 or 6 day a yr types have blown their wad weeks ago and are done for the season.


You know all this man.

1 of us has a good chance of killing this deer or possibly another we havent seen yet.

Its always like this late season.
Just later than usual this year it seems.

Is what it is....

Dayum i have to debone another chiggin.

Well, that's better than bonin' a chicken....

Weather supposed to be poo poo for Nephew Numbnut and Co. over the holiday break. lol

The house lady is making hen and dressing for Thurs
Make it up, chill in the commercial fridge. several tins off it for big family holiday hoodle doins.

Lol!!!

Tips via text!!!!

It's cool how you captured that exact moment when you had the stroke on a text chat. It makes the "last known well" easy to figure out in the ER.....

He knew when i intially bumped him something was up and probably still behind.
Their were beds on that slope when I went across it ,I thought heard footfalls and bounding from it. just wasnt up on the flat to see.


Oh well ....
He is using O2 still.
Might be a day when he aint no more soon.

Lol!!!!

Awwwww.
Their only days to hunt ruined by rain.


If we can time one of these still hunt/ deer push for right after a rain during the day and the wind is good .
We need to do it.
Woods quiet moving .
Deer be up and about wanting to dry and warm up.

LOLOLOL.

Reading those texts was like reading a post from pete53.

For some reason...

Reading those Txts make me picture slum dressed up like billl Murray on caddy shack.

With his station wagon parked in the weeds. 😁

Rene, how's tomorrows stand hunting thread gonna start?

Hell yeah!

Its hard enough to stay on the road driving and txing, how the he'll can you tx and shoot? Sounds like y'all had one heck of a good time, go get him.

Who knew Slumlord had a youtube channel?

I miss Frud.

Did you guys kill the cat?

It just wouldn't be the same without see through mounts.

#Subaru

I know
I know

Could be worse, I could have “masonite” on my home

lol