Sorry this is belated dude.

You could think of it as early for next year:



and now that the big day has passed, this one might even be fitting



You prolly have the full CD so I'll stop here with these two.

I hope you had a great day.

He loves some Tay Tay.




Running around singing “teardrops on my guitar.....”

LOL!!!!
If you guys only knew the Paul Harvey rest of the story.

Don’t say he’s got posters on the wall........

As her number one fan she should compose a song about the Irish Spring property line issue. That would be a hoot!!!

LOL!!!!
Maybe.... but probably no way like this analogy:



One time at band camp outside of Ah Najaf in a big ole date palm grove in early april 03.
Resetting for another band camp mission.
Myself, Sgt Hodakowski and his squad spent the better part of 2 hrs with Hooligan tools trying to get into a 15'x 15' concrete building sitting in the middle of the grove.
Heavy plate steel reinforced door with a dail safe lock on it and plate steel covered windows from hell latched from inside.

Our band camp Company Commander didnt wanta blow it, cause we didnt know what was in it or what the fugg the purpose of the building was.....


Full of Britney Spears posters.
Walls absouloutly covered.
Everyone you could possibly imagine.
From mouseketeer schit to Mentally ill tramp era..
American pop music magazine,s all over.
And a bed, sink , toilet, small kitchenette schitt.
Had a underground electric line and water line going into it oblivious from the outside.


Some rich ragheads jack shack was all we could figure out from it all...
JFC ...
Reporting that schitt up higher was hilarious.
Was a funny thing to say in various ways searching other buildings for a couple of days.

Find some strange schit doing Band Camp stuff.....


LOL!!!!

That is one crazy chick.

Wtf?? 😂🤪

You can’t make that chit up.

Good crazy or bad crazy?

Bad crazy. Not even worth a shot crazy.

Thanks Geno

means a lot

https://www.billboard.com/articles/...or-swift-willow-debut-number-one-hot-100

Still celebrating her latest #1

Weird thread. Taylor is weird, obsession with Taylor is weird, R50's story is weird. Humans are nuts and this is prime example.

#boomer

I am the only mentally stable person in this household and that’s iffy and hourly subject to change

Two females here- need to be committed.

TAY-TAY!!!!!!

Telemarketers call here at all hours and tay-tay ring tones going off.

People calling, wanting their covid test results on the govt bat phone, yup- tay tay ring tones on that one too.

gawd

I'm pretty sure the looks on our faces was one of those " priceless WTF moments" when we finally got inside after all that fugging work.
JFC.......

It became sort of a Company Band Camp roadside attraction to go check out for one and all.

All band camp members pretty well had the WTF factor going on after checking it out.


Band camp adventures can be pretty interesting at times...


LOL!!!

My oldest daughters ring tone is Iron Maiden

Renegade your phone is still doo doo

I been calling and it fails.


The keeblers are down here trying to kill a doe. LOL.
Texted me at 5:15 Wanting to know our game plan.

I’ve been doing miserable psy-ops on him.

Told him I had the rifle by the hot tub watching the back field behind the house.

If you woulda txt back “death and destruction 👹💀” for your game plan, they woulda stayed home.

City folks don’t like to get dirty.

this one time at band camp

Sent these pics to break their spirits on a 16 degree morning.

For a ratty 60 lb doe that they’ll end up gut shooting . Fugg that.




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Winds are about 5-10 up on the bluff, as I see the cedars swaying a little.

Did you run a black light test in there? lol

Haha

Planetarium

Cant call
Cant text.

Hope the mighty doe hunters fail.

Drop a birdy in their ears.
You all wounded 2 young bucks.
Hounded em insted of letting em lay and die.
Now you want to kill a doe.
That is probably carrying at least 1 maybe 2 fawns.
You dicks ever hear of fawn recruitment???
How about going to the fugging range and practicing shooting your schit rigs with their ill set eye relief and ill focused occulars.


I hope they are freezing their azz,s off.

LOL!!!

19 here. Too cold to blast a doe

Commentary...
Really surprised that swift is not part of the "Santa baby" is bad clique...
But I guess she worships the almighty dollar above politics...


Slum Lord.
That breakfast looks fantastic. Except I am a bit unsure on the New York maple syrup..

Hopefully it I'd bootlegged though...

Carry on..

Probably that foo foo syrup he buys from that cat in the classifieds.


Mrs. Butterworths or the great value brand aint good enough to help make a turd .....


LOL!!!!

Dammit boy!

That’s a bref’ist spread.

bought from a campfire member

Pictures dont include sausage gravy with 2 lbs of sausage, french toast, scuppernong jelly

You must be at the Vol Fire dept doing the breakfast fundraiser.....

Thats all just for 1 person.

Everyone else is getting super sugar crisp.


LOL!!!!

Mrs slumlord in her fake southern woman pretend to love everyone christmas breakfast once a year extravaganza.

Most all that got spread around to inlaws and my 14 kids

Baby Huey tore it up

Death Carbs and fat, my kind of breakfast!!

I have a daughter who doesn't eat meat. When she asks what's for breakfast I say dead animal flesh fried in the grease of dead animals and dead fetal animals fried in baby animal food. Want some?

Holy Cow!

See what I started, just to get the morning going?

Hey renegade, think you can get me on with Rick as your apprentice? I could go back and edit the thread title to try to get more hits.



Even the old pervs that hate her music now (they loved her when she was "country") would open the thread!

Cici's? Mrs Butterworth?

you really are a gourmand eh?

Because a bromance PM wouldn't suffice..... "flave on vaca?

What a mess, I start a nice thread for a friend and the next thing you know................


Band camp stories about Iraqi perv beat off rooms,

UV light searches for splooge

comments about NY Maple Surple.

and worst of all, pictures of pancake breakfasts too far away to get to in a decent amount of time. Baby Huey have it all hoovered up by the time I hit I80 in Reno.

Where is that reprobate?

Probably off to Chicagoland for some Christmas perogis and so he can wear his Christmas sweater. Too hot in FL for them things.

Youre right

Geno and his “callout” threads.

My Gawd

We need 5 fresh Sidney Powell threads

STAT!!

Dude,

I was providing you some post Christmas entertainment for the deer stand. Not a callout, just a friendly musical thread.

PS I bet those ringtones drive you out the house to go put wood in the furnace or something.

Just call him Slumlord of the morning baby.........just brush his cheek before you leave....

I got an idea for a good one.

You might be a winner...........................if Conrad isn't.

Wait for it.

You're a funny one alright.

Where you get ideas like that?

Nuns would be running soap water into your ears to try to get those thoughts out of your head.

Juice Newton would not approve.

Is it noon yet.

Taking a respite

Too much reveling as the Bible calls it.

Dinners and breakfasts and visits and entertainment.


Hope to hit the woods tomorrow. Needs comms restored to Ren50’s phone

And right now, the campfire is the only way we can communicate.

For everyone's viewing pleasure.

Especially the Oregonians

Or

EOTW threads.

I’m just trying to get thru the day.

All skressed out cause the co-op closed for 4 day weekend.

Cant get no deer corn for my feeders.

#nojoyinthesip

Buy your corn in 55gal drums pre-season. Extra points if they’re all mismatched and rusty. Down to barrel #16 of 19 here. Deer have all but switched to NVG mode now though.

With a breakfast spread like that I'd never tell her she turned the fried potatoes too soon.

Bags shore are convenient to haul to feeder.

I’ve done the barrels before.

Even had the idea of getting a deal on a super sack of corn. ~ ton.

Tore the bastard unloading off it trailer.
Had every bucket o could find stack in my shop with corn in it. 2 barrels and 3 garbage cans. 😂

Ha! Had a buddy get a freebie-deal on a torn super-sack of rice bran. After F-ing with for an evening and getting coated in the stuff, he said screw it and went back to 50lb sacks at the feed store.

I can’t do all that but I should plant okra and bell peppers and rose bushes in a plot.

Theyre wearing us out here in the yard.

Always wondered why folks in areas where food plots work don't plant tulips, lilac bushes, ground cover flowers, roses, squash, punkins, etc in their food plots.

They sure are popular deer food out here.

That was some funny schit right there - never seems to get old.

Can't believe it's been 50 years ago, and Paul is still on the effin' radio.

That was some funny schiedt there:

"The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds"

Is he still that humorous?

I have limited influence with Blossman Bin

A new 12500 view/quota quota starts for me tommorow at 8am EST.

All my overproduction from earlier this week dont roll over.




LOL!!!!

Their are the slow and the dead.
And the quick and the fed.



LOL!!!!

Yup and now that he knows you can pull extra, lots extra

You’ll be held to a higher quota, probably changing soon

Send me a pm man...
Should be good in the morning.
Tell me what time to show.
Cant call ya before I leave.
545 600 am ish show up.


ATT is a big ixnay for me here.

Thanks to boom chaka lacka schit in nashvegas.

Make sure you check you PM blinky envelop


Dont be like blind as a bat “eyeball” and only check it every 4 days

JFC....
Dont be giving him any fugging ideas.


Sandbagging schit works.....

Except in spades when ya hit the agreed upon limit.

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Racks slide....


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I've seen punkins sit and rot under a deer stand while corn and beans got destroyed nightly. Guy was a crop adjuster so he had endless accessibility to corn and beans. Punkins got completely ignored.

mmmm, deep fried pumpkin blossoms

Slum,

How’d the in-laws fair in the Doe slaying?

Brown-it’s-down kinda day?

They “didnt see anything” was the message dialog I got.



Which is typical. They wander around sky-lining themselves on the ridge roads. Deer can see them for hundreds of yards through acres upon acres of mature oaks.

Claims to have some cam pics of a new buck. Also claims to not know how to get the pics texted up. Playing close to the vest, probably a super awesome ratty broken up 100”

Haha.

Keepin it under wraps.

Monsta buck.

Back in the day, before all the call cams. Used to check cams on laptop. Take a pic of the screen and group txt it.

He sits in for Mark Mason on a local afternoon talk show I tune into once in a while when I'm in my pickup around that time. The older I get the less tolerant I am of libtard attitudes, and unfortunately he is almost as bad as Mason.