True story - I have a childhood friend. We went to grade school, high school and were roommates in college - his mom is Morgan's doppelganger. I mean EXACTLY the same.
His dad - looks like Mario from Super Mario brothers.
Not in a million years would you EVER put the 2 of them together.
Mama and the boy, and mama giving one of the pooches some love. Been together over 20 years now, and she's still pretty smoking for a gal in her mid 40s.
What was the old boot camp joke, kinda went like this....gotta picture of your gal? No. Wanna buy one. Then the poor bastids that produced a pic got them hung up on the “hog board” by the DI.
She broke her wrist in a fall, has a T plate and a few screws. She only shoots little stuff, .22rf mostly. Bought her own 10/22. But shoots my ammo. Go figure.
That describes my late wife perfectly. I hit the jackpot when I married her. Fifty-two years together. It's been almost two years now and I still miss her. Paul B.
From her 20’s till her 40’s my wife could melt the paint off a new car. 🤷🏻♂️
It got a bit old being asked “ how’d you wind up w her ? “
Half Indian half white, all fox. I’m the luckiest sob I know 🤷🏻♂️
Have posted photos of her in the past but w the photobucket fiasco never bothered learning Imgur or any others.
Best part is her personality & disposition are even more beautiful
It’s better to be lucky than good. And I spent a lot of years being bad. Not proud of that, just the way I was, until cancer damn near took her from me & forced me to pull my head outa my azz. 🤦🏼♂️
From her 20’s till her 40’s my wife could melt the paint off a new car. 🤷🏻♂️
It got a bit old being asked “ how’d you wind up w her ? “
Half Indian half white, all fox. I’m the luckiest sob I know 🤷🏻♂️
Have posted photos of her in the past but w the photobucket fiasco never bothered learning Imgur or any others.
Best part is her personality & disposition are even more beautiful
It’s better to be lucky than good. And I spent a lot of years being bad. Not proud of that, just the way I was, until cancer damn near took her from me & forced me to pull my head outa my azz. 🤦🏼♂️
Some years back, I recall you saying your daughter lived with you. Then we’re drinking on your deck and through the slider comes a babe. Thought it was your daughter only to find out that was your Mrs !
If that’s your wife, I had supper with her a few years ago in Atlanta. Daily’s Restaurant, downtown. Very sweet and engaging lady. A tad bit shorter than you’d expect and an Angel.
My Sicilian beauty getting spanked with the cutlass on the way out of the arch at the end of the ceremony. She was told about it, but he let her pass a moment longer than expected, making her think he forgot. Caught her by surprise.
As I sit here a week out from hip replacement surgery a new Toyota Four Runner sits in the driveway. My wife decided I needed a new truck as my 2001 F250 4x4 diesel has become a bit of a mechanical nightmare. She went out and bought one. Not going to read the other threads. We are both 61 and I think she is as beautiful today as the day we met.
Mine is a lot younger than I am. But we have been married 49 1/2 years. At least that's her side of the story. She is still "she who must be obeyed." You know, Happy Wife Happy Life. I won't show photos as it would upset her and I like sleeping with her as opposed to sleeping with the dog. He's a bed hog! Be Well, RZ.
From her 20’s till her 40’s my wife could melt the paint off a new car. 🤷🏻♂️
It got a bit old being asked “ how’d you wind up w her ? “
Half Indian half white, all fox. I’m the luckiest sob I know 🤷🏻♂️
Have posted photos of her in the past but w the photobucket fiasco never bothered learning Imgur or any others.
Best part is her personality & disposition are even more beautiful
It’s better to be lucky than good. And I spent a lot of years being bad. Not proud of that, just the way I was, until cancer damn near took her from me & forced me to pull my head outa my azz. 🤦🏼♂️
Some years back, I recall you saying your daughter lived with you. Then we’re drinking on your deck and through the slider comes a babe. Thought it was your daughter only to find out that was your Mrs !
Was hoping you’d chime in so guys didn’t think I was bsing em. Some days I can’t hardly believe the life I’ve lived 🤷🏻♂️
I have never understood the points of these threads. One man's smoking hot chick is to another just meh. It's one thing to point out the chick you're banging to a buddy and say look what I got, but wives are a different story. IMHO I'd never comment in real life on a guy's wife, and always found it uncomfortable when one would say "look how hot my old lady is". What do you say? Yeah, she's hot I'd like to fugk her? lol There is no right answer except a non-committal grunt.
I'd rather brag about how well she does with the kids or how well she keeps the house and how hard she works than brag about her looks.
I have never understood the points of these threads. One man's smoking hot chick is to another just meh. It's one thing to point out the chick you're banging to a buddy and say look what I got, but wives are a different story. IMHO I'd never comment in real life on a guy's wife, and always found it uncomfortable when one would say "look how hot my old lady is". What do you say? Yeah, she's hot I'd like to fugk her? lol There is no right answer except a non-committal grunt.
I'd rather brag about how well she does with the kids or how well she keeps the house and how hard she works than brag about her looks.
I'm with you. Looks are great but you mostly just want them to shut up and do as they are told.
I have never understood the points of these threads. One man's smoking hot chick is to another just meh. It's one thing to point out the chick you're banging to a buddy and say look what I got, but wives are a different story. IMHO I'd never comment in real life on a guy's wife, and always found it uncomfortable when one would say "look how hot my old lady is". What do you say? Yeah, she's hot I'd like to fugk her? lol There is no right answer except a non-committal grunt.
I'd rather brag about how well she does with the kids or how well she keeps the house and how hard she works than brag about her looks.
I'm with you. Looks are great but you mostly just want them to shut up and do as they are told.
Don't get me wrong, looks are important. Without a physical attraction at least to start out with it would be weird. I'm just not comfortable commenting on another man's wife, as I'm a jealous mothefugker and make no bones or apologies about it.
My wife is pretty awesome. Met me when I was going through some hard troubles and is 9 years my junior. Instead of partying her last years in college she opted to settle down with a disabled vet single dad raising an infant by himself. 11 years later we're still enamored with each other. She's the most amazing person I've ever met. She's still pretty cute and can shoot.
I have never understood the points of these threads. One man's smoking hot chick is to another just meh. It's one thing to point out the chick you're banging to a buddy and say look what I got, but wives are a different story. IMHO I'd never comment in real life on a guy's wife, and always found it uncomfortable when one would say "look how hot my old lady is". What do you say? Yeah, she's hot I'd like to fugk her? lol There is no right answer except a non-committal grunt.
I'd rather brag about how well she does with the kids or how well she keeps the house and how hard she works than brag about her looks.
I agree but you left out how well she paddles the canoe while one fishes and drinks a beer...
My wife is pretty awesome. Met me when I was going through some hard troubles and is 9 years my junior. Instead of partying her last years in college she opted to settle down with a disabled vet single dad raising an infant by himself. 11 years later we're still enamored with each other. She's the most amazing person I've ever met. She's still pretty cute and can shoot.
I have never understood the points of these threads. One man's smoking hot chick is to another just meh. It's one thing to point out the chick you're banging to a buddy and say look what I got, but wives are a different story. IMHO I'd never comment in real life on a guy's wife, and always found it uncomfortable when one would say "look how hot my old lady is". What do you say? Yeah, she's hot I'd like to fugk her? lol There is no right answer except a non-committal grunt.
I'd rather brag about how well she does with the kids or how well she keeps the house and how hard she works than brag about her looks.
I agree but you left out how well she paddles the canoe while one fishes and drinks a beer...
That's why people say "you're a lucky man" it's the polite way of saying way to go on banging her from now on, I'm a little jealous.
I have never understood the points of these threads. One man's smoking hot chick is to another just meh. It's one thing to point out the chick you're banging to a buddy and say look what I got, but wives are a different story. IMHO I'd never comment in real life on a guy's wife, and always found it uncomfortable when one would say "look how hot my old lady is". What do you say? Yeah, she's hot I'd like to fugk her? lol There is no right answer except a non-committal grunt.
I'd rather brag about how well she does with the kids or how well she keeps the house and how hard she works than brag about her looks.
I agree but you left out how well she paddles the canoe while one fishes and drinks a beer...
I have never understood the points of these threads. One man's smoking hot chick is to another just meh. It's one thing to point out the chick you're banging to a buddy and say look what I got, but wives are a different story. IMHO I'd never comment in real life on a guy's wife, and always found it uncomfortable when one would say "look how hot my old lady is". What do you say? Yeah, she's hot I'd like to fugk her? lol There is no right answer except a non-committal grunt.
I'd rather brag about how well she does with the kids or how well she keeps the house and how hard she works than brag about her looks.
I have never understood the points of these threads. One man's smoking hot chick is to another just meh. It's one thing to point out the chick you're banging to a buddy and say look what I got, but wives are a different story. IMHO I'd never comment in real life on a guy's wife, and always found it uncomfortable when one would say "look how hot my old lady is". What do you say? Yeah, she's hot I'd like to fugk her? lol There is no right answer except a non-committal grunt.
I'd rather brag about how well she does with the kids or how well she keeps the house and how hard she works than brag about her looks.
I agree but you left out how well she paddles the canoe while one fishes and drinks a beer...
You'd let her drive?!?
I was single most of my life.... and dated and pursued hot chicks..... 99% percent of them are crazier than chithouse rats.... and liars and unfaithful and generally narcassistic pos... The old saying no matter how hot they are somebody is sick of their schit ... is 100% true
“Show me a hot lady and I will show you a guy tired of [bleep] her”
Yup, why I aint married no mo. I tell mine to grab a cat and split, all the time. She thinks I'm joking. I suppose when I find a replacement maybe she will get the hint. Proly need to get off my lazy ass and look for one.
She does a bang up job for the sick kid though, give her that.
I was single most of my life.... and dated and pursued hot chicks..... 99% percent of them are crazier than chithouse rats.... and liars and unfaithful and generally narcassistic pos... The old saying no matter how hot they are somebody is sick of their schit ... is 100% true
Must admit this one brought back memories.... as in bad memories. I used to fish the Bighorn river often and during the summer my wife would go and I had her row the drift boat while I fished.... she was very hot and would wear a bikini... well that didn't work so well because before long I would have 3 or 4 drift boats hovering around us cramping our space...... little did they know for a cold beer they could have her.... she was a crazy psycho bitch from hell....she is now an ex wife...
some may remember several years ago there was similar thread of guys posting pics of their wives. Well, one member posted some rather provocative pics of his wife adornng the bow of a nice watercraft for day on the water...they were memorable.
in response ne'er a word was said about it as the members were much more discrete, and this was prior to the TN immigration
some may remember several years ago there was similar thread of guys posting pics of their wives. Well, one member posted some rather provocative pics of his wife adornng the bow of a nice watercraft for day on the water...they were memorable.
in response ne'er a word was said about it as the members were much more discrete, and this was prior to the TN immigration
Mine aint best looking, is just average IMHO. No makeup and I don't toss my breakfast, so good enough. Was holding up pretty good at 50, still alright at 55. Is 62 now and the last yr has aged her a bunch.
We are all getting older really fast it seems, prettiest wife contests are far behind, if the average age of members here is in the 60s then so are the wives. My wife is still that pretty girl from 40+ years ago... to me.
I think I was punching above my weight. Did purty good.
She's runnin' 50 to 55yrs in these pics. I'm 2 yrs behind.
She's not much on the outdoors (at least as far as "roughing it" is concerned), but loves to shoot, hike out and look for artifacts, and is about the most stable, level headed woman I have ever met. But ya won't ever catch her roughing it an an elk camp. Everything considered, I'm good with that.
Mine aint best looking, is just average IMHO. No makeup and I don't toss my breakfast, so good enough. Was holding up pretty good at 50, still alright at 55. Is 62 now and the last yr has aged her a bunch.
But then it proly has everybody.
Life. My 55YO wife is as beautiful today as she was when I met her near 40 years ago[to me]. Father time takes a toll on everybody. Losing her older sis to cancer after a 9 year battle and her father dying unexpectedly during that period hit her hard and it took her some time to bounce back but she has.
Ok, wife and daughter at thanksgiving, daughter just turned 40
granddaughter yesterday at the zoo, we haven't been able to go since the corona, almost a year, we've had yearly memberships since she was born, she really missed it and had the best time yesterday.
We was doing a project one day. I literally had to grab her by both shoulders make her look me in the eyes. Said to her
" it not a sign of weakness on your part to accept help from those who want to truly help". " Everyone knows you are a hard charger and you have nothing to prove"
Gave her a hug and a peck on the forehead told her to take a break and go sit down cause you are overexerting yourself needlessly.
Think she wanted to cry, not out of anything embarrassment wise I said to her . Cause it wasnt meant that way at all by me. But I think she realized I meant what I said to her was honest concern about her.
Everyone looked at us rather strangley when I had the talk with her.
No explanation was given by either of us to anyone. But they all realized when mrs slumlord took 10 what was probably said between me and her.
She is a very strong and dominant personality. But mine is more so to the mind when needed.
This was also after slumlords transplant and mrs slumlord being his donor and she was rushed back in for emergency surgery for abdominal bleeders.
She didnt and he didnt belong out their in 95 degree heat doing work. Plenty of us to do it showed up.
We was doing a project one day. I literally had to grab her by both shoulders make her look me in the eyes. Said to her
" it not a sign of weakness on your part to accept help from those who want to truly help". " Everyone knows you are a hard charger and you have nothing to prove"
Gave her a hug and a peck on the forehead told her to take a break and go sit down cause you are overexerting yourself needlessly.
Think she wanted to cry, not out of anything embarrassment wise I said to her . Cause it wasnt meant that way at all by me. But I think she realized I meant what I said to her was honest concern about her.
Everyone looked at us rather strangley when I had the talk with her.
No explanation was given by either of us to anyone. But they all realized when mrs slumlord took 10 what was probably said between me and her.
She is a very strong and dominant personality. But mine is more so to the mind when needed.
This was also after slumlords transplant and mrs slumlord being his donor and she was rushed back in for emergency surgery for abdominal bleeders.
She didnt and he didnt belong out their in 95 degree heat doing work. Plenty of us to do it showed up.
Ok, wife and daughter at thanksgiving, daughter just turned 40
granddaughter yesterday at the zoo, we haven't been able to go since the corona, almost a year, we've had yearly memberships since she was born, she really missed it and had the best time yesterday.
We was doing a project one day. I literally had to grab her by both shoulders make her look me in the eyes. Said to her
" it not a sign of weakness on your part to accept help from those who want to truly help". " Everyone knows you are a hard charger and you have nothing to prove"
Gave her a hug and a peck on the forehead told her to take a break and go sit down cause you are overexerting yourself needlessly.
Think she wanted to cry, not out of anything embarrassment wise I said to her . Cause it wasnt meant that way at all by me. But I think she realized I meant what I said to her was honest concern about her.
Everyone looked at us rather strangley when I had the talk with her.
No explanation was given by either of us to anyone. But they all realized when mrs slumlord took 10 what was probably said between me and her.
She is a very strong and dominant personality. But mine is more so to the mind when needed.
This was also after slumlords transplant and mrs slumlord being his donor and she was rushed back in for emergency surgery for abdominal bleeders.
She didnt and he didnt belong out their in 95 degree heat doing work. Plenty of us to do it showed up.
Was at a Christmas party few years back and we played "The Newly Wed" game. This huge woman was asked what will you husband say is your bra size....well, he comes back in the room and they ask him "What size bra your wife wear/" He said "I don t know, but it a big un" Well, thought she would kill him...funniest thing I had ever heard!
Was at a Christmas party few years back and we played "The Newly Wed" game. This huge woman was asked what will you husband say is your bra size....well, he comes back in the room and they ask him "What size bra your wife wear/" He said "I don t know, but it a big un" Well, thought she would kill him...funniest thing I had ever heard!
As my father once told me, "Don't tell them everything you know"
Exactly. Local guy married a very hot looking gal, and immediately started telling all his "friends" how much she liked sex. Then he began working a night shift, and his "friends" begin to visit his wife. They said that she had several of the guys on a schedule, where as soon as one was finished, another would show up..........lol.
At this point in my life, I'll trade hormonal attraction for helping me put a roof on any day
Cool!!
Mine will help roof too.
When we did our home 10 or so years back, I used to take a chalkline and pop out marks for her to tear off about 3 squares of the old shingles at a time. I’d go to work, come home at 5pm and she’d have exactly the amount feathered-out with a clean edge. All the zone would be stripped, all nails pulled and all decking nails given a fresh wallop. Swept and ready to roll out the #30W. Ground around the dump trailer picked up and the trailer moved. 😃👍😎
We’d roll paper, mark chalk and she’d ladder-vator up 2 bundles and come on up help facilitate me getting that tight for the night. We’d do about that much in the afternoons before dark. It was manageable. Save the valley work, wall flashing and big tie-ins for weekends.
This house is 52 squares, took us about a month feathering phases together. She was working on a grant then so her hours were flexible.
My wife is pretty awesome. Met me when I was going through some hard troubles and is 9 years my junior. Instead of partying her last years in college she opted to settle down with a disabled vet single dad raising an infant by himself. 11 years later we're still enamored with each other. She's the most amazing person I've ever met. She's still pretty cute and can shoot.
And lets not forget she'll tune your ass up! I've seen it.
Unless I get conned into doing one for World Changers.org
That’s why me and her put 50 year Carriage House on here by Certainteed.
That is a good looking job, just had mine redone, hail damage, insurance paid for it. It should take me out unless another storm jacks it up. Wifey helped me on the first one too.
[dated and pursued hot chicks..... 99% percent of them are crazier than chithouse rats.... and liars and unfaithful and generally narcassistic pos... The old saying no matter how hot they are somebody is sick of their schit ... is 100% true
^ I spent the first half of my life collecting plenty of data. On the averages, you are correct.
You better ramp it up.... cuz it ain't working on me! I feel fine as frog hair...
I consider you my brother so I will not say mean things.
Right now.
Thank you brother, for not bringing down the Wrath O' Flave on Fubar.... I would melt like an ice cream cone on August day in Arizona.... I have seen the carnage.... poor Duck911 will never be the same
We're over 50, and, despite 'Flave's assertion about winning and crushing second place, it's all good because I'm pretty sure I out punted my coverage......
We're over 50, and, despite 'Flave's assertion about winning and crushing second place, it's all good because I'm pretty sure I out punted my coverage......
You better ramp it up.... cuz it ain't working on me! I feel fine as frog hair...
I consider you my brother so I will not say mean things.
Right now.
Thank you brother, for not bringing down the Wrath O' Flave on Fubar.... I would melt like an ice cream cone on August day in Arizona.... I have seen the carnage.... poor Duck911 will never be the same
Don't know, don't care, do know we're closing in hard on six 0, every new wrinkle or slightly less than fluid movement makes me love her even more, and my ever watchful eye of protection even more fierce, something I thought was never possible.
Don't know, don't care, do know we're closing in hard on six 0, every new wrinkle or slightly less than fluid movement makes me love her even more, and my ever watchful eye of protection even more fierce, something I thought was never possible.
I must confess, what started out as a redass thread, turned out to be pretty cool and respectful. Lots a beautiful lucky ladies in this thread and thanks for keeping it on track!👍 may there be many more happy years to gents and your wives..
A few snakes in the noggin,...*shrugg*,....but who pays attention at this age? If a man has his schitt together, he can handle women on the crazy spectrum.
Most of these photos of my Valentine girl are from earlier times - we don't take many pictures of ourselves now that our girls are grown - need to find others and update these files.
Engagement Day June 1960
Wedding Day August 1960
Helping install new crankshaft in the 54 Chev engine 1963
Most of these photos of my Valentine girl are from earlier times - we don't take many pictures of ourselves now that our girls are grown - need to fund others and update these files.
Engagement Day June 1960
Wedding Day August 1960
Helping install new crankshaft in the 54 Chev engine 1963