Would you hit it ?

Should someone say something to her?


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That woman is hideous even without that caterpillar on her forward.

That said, sure why not.

Looks like brooke shields Lol

Can she cook a wooly mammoth burger?

Thats a man

That's a woman?

Dark room, doggie, why not?

Guessing shag carpet up to her bellybutton too.

Mebbe she actually has a rug downstairs like a real woman should!

Yep

F uck no....but I'm not a geriatric wit boner issues...



I'm sure the 'brows are fake, but either way...no.

lmao sure does.

Russian from Chernobyl?

Kent

Don’t spoil this 😂😀

The hook hasn’t been set yet 😀

You postin alla this sheit from inside the tube?

FDAU might not be too bad.

Duct tape will pull 'em all off.

Just 3 minutes to set.

Just, maybe?

Give me some bug spray. That gal has the biggest wooly bear caterpillar I’ve ever seen crawling on her face. . 😮

I bet she has a hairy pussy if she is really a woman???

Of course I would hit it. With an ax........

At the grocery store, they ask you "Paper or plastic."
In this case, Paper! Put that bag over that bizarre skank head, and bang away! Dog style recommended.

Sonuvabitch, lol.

I don’t think it’s a he. There’s a few trannies in that miscellaneous thread though. There are some hairy women in the world. The woke chicks are just embracing their natural fugliness.

I'm not saying no to this if offered. Tweezers are like $2

who can guess who this famous unibrow is?

Freda

That Wooly Mammoth burger is between her legs.

Salma Hayak as Freda

should have known you'd know, my daughter has copies of her paintings. Emily is a good artist in her own right.

No question in my mind, no hesitation either.

Given the chance, my wife might even allow me to hit Salma.

I'm sure the OP girl highlights her brow with mascara and for good reason, it makes her unique and famous, probably rich, when otherwise she's a normal girl. It worked, she has her own campfire thread.

Kent

Ummm, no.

I like your attitude.

I don't get that. Why leave the brows if you're going to get rid of the muff. That's false advertising...

hideous wimmins need lovin' too,

rite?

Brazilian wax? But can't clear the shrubbery from her face......WTF?

yup, pretty smart.

That's alot of pelvis.

be a good breeder.

Wow, thought it was a dude!

I knew a girl about 30 years ago that reminded me of Angie Harmon. She had the whole pubes up to the naval thing going, along with a few stray ones around her nips...interesting...

My first wife had a belly sideburn. I didn’t mind

Yep, child bearin’ hips

She probably gets a tenth of a cent or something from Nair or the Dollar Shave Club every time one of us morons looks at the picture.

I bet it looks like a dead black bear laying there.

Or a black cat chewin’ on a redbird!

probably from one of those 'stan places. uzbeckistan, bumfukistan, schitholeistan, etc. that radiation blast a while back did some bad schit to those peoples genes.

Looks like something that would wear that butt-ugly wedding dress on a thread a couple days ago.

Probly got a hairy bunghole too.

To answer the OP's question - nope, nope, nope.

Sure, with a Twisted Tea.

3 fingers, Unibrow, Black hair, skinny, and a decent rack.

Hell Yeah!!!!

I don't think it makes a difference to most of these guys.

Yep

Yeah, I would. I got hairy spots too.

She's a triple bagger.

Yep but I'd stick my dick in a snakes mouth if I knew it wouldn't bite me

A weed whip would clean up both ends real quick

Like a screen door in a hurricane.

"I Used to have two eyebrows...but I shaved the top one off...."

Lol....

"Teen Wolf" is on Netflix

Hideous. I’d rather have a midget.

They make these for a reason.

Dayamn, I wonder what the throw rug looks like

How about a midget with a unibrow?

That'd be something.

dashboard of a 74 econoline

laffin

Your probably right!

Salma Hayek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBstKtjYsZ0

Just think of all your kids with that big unibrow and your family get togethers where everyone there except you has a giant unibrow.

Wouldn't that be a sight!

I would expect a mohawk from azzhole to belly button in dire need of a weed eater.

No, not necessarily but that's no reason for a guy to pass on getting his dick wet.

Have you ever given your ass a good look after 3 days of cheap whiskey, cheap pizza and a large woman ?

Im damn proud of myself to skip out not wanting to steal her toothbrush !

No, not even with your dick.

When I was dating, my Dad gave me sage advice:

Try to meet the girl's mother as soon as possible. That's what she's going to look like in 20 years. Even better: see if you can meet her mom's mom.

( Believe me, if I'd have taken my Dad's advice, I'd have run from Wife 1.0 , AKA Satan long before it got serious. )

There is a strong Greek/Bulgarian/Macedonian community in our town. If you know about Cincinnati Chili, you know it's actually a Macedonian dish, and all the big Cincinnati powerhouse chili brands are run by Macedonians. The Germans just call them Greeks, because they all attend the Greek Orthodox Church. Beyond chili, the "Greeks" are big in the local restaurant business. All the little suburban greasy spoons are run by Greeks.

Let me just say that Greek women can be stunningly beautiful. However, they almost universally have a "dark secret." They pluck. Some wax. A few shave. However, bushy unibrows and mustaches are part of the breed. I don't mean this to be mean. They are great folk. They just have. . . well, this facial hair thing. I had a serious thing with girl with a name like Syphillus Streptococcus once. I could have easily made a life for myself up to my eyeballs in chili. We drifted apart mostly because I was a Protestant and wasn't going to go Orthodox. My Catholic buddy from high school had much the same story.

My point in saying this is that it ain't just the Greeks. Men are fooling themselves if they think their Suzy Creamcheese has no facial hair. It may not be a full 'stash and unibrow, but women start in puberty trying to control their facial weeds. We never see it. Most men have not taken their girlfriends on 30-day backpacking trips. Most men around here have not dated heavily in the New Age segment the way I have.

So you're probably going to ask: so Shaman, you didn't say you'd hit it or not?

The answer is that I do not find a unibrow attractive. I also have found that chicks that sport a bushy unibrow have attitudes that I found incompatible with my own. I'm just saying a good number of them are hiding one.

Pass. No tits..

Hell yes!! Just to see the bush on that critter.

On second thought that unibrow might have a use, like a drip pan or tray for drippings😂

I'll take a furry over a fatty.

You still didn't answer the question.

She could give you a fur burger at the Y.

In a heartbeat.

She was likely quite "passionate". Women like that have more testosterone therefore an active libido.

I tell you, boys, I was going out with a 24 year old gal, a student in the RN program at Georgia College, cute gal about 5-10, small tits but a fine ass. Like most young gals she loved to get banged so we saw eye-to-eye on that.

The problem was, she had hairy tits. Now, she had a normal bush "down there" but there were about 8 hairs growing in a circle, around each titty.
I must say I didn't like that one bit. I asked her what the hell the deal was after all as a nursing student she had access to doctors. She said she had the hairs removed twice and they just grew back.

I didn't like it if you have seen a pic of a mommy chim*p*anzee sometimes they grow little titties if they have a baby and seeing this gal naked it made me think I was in the bedroom with a chim*p*anzee.

Broccoli and Brussels sprouts will put hair on your chest

Everybody knows that

mesmerizing

Yes that video is mesmerizing. Something about that stacked doll, almost naked, and that snake and that music.

Wouldn't have stopped me. Once you get them naked, there's no turning back. Besides, with all the good Christians here, I think that they would rejoice in God's work.

Nobody munches on her forehead.

well if i had a good booze buzz going, sober it aint too much