The first Nobel for Biden will be for physics. The second will be for mathematics. The third will be for medicine. The fourth will be for literature. And I hope they keep going, giving him several a year, every year. The more that people finally realize that the Nobel Prize is complete BS, the better.
The math award will be for best applied fuzzy math algorithms in an election.
You read my mind, Jake!
The Prize for physics would be his for making 47 years disappear from the space-time continuum by uttering the words, "C'mon, man."
The Prize for medicine will be for Joe announcing he has cured every other cause of death in America besides covid.
The Prize for literature will be given once Joe's "Corn Pop" speech gets published as prose, to grand acclaim.