Someone in Wabi's good night thread was askin'

"The Art of War"

or

a dictionary if you want to hit someone!

historical note: Alexander of Macedon is said to have brought a copy of "The Iliad"

Don’t you mean ‘The Communist Manifesto’ Syc?

The phone book

Winner. Thread closed.

wrong thread.

you're looking for "Best Book to Bring to a Nap"

First Aide book....For the Liberal

🦫

Aahhh. My bad.

War and Peace.

It should stop most bullets.

An old Sears catalog for the clean-up after the dust settles.

+ 1 on the phone book.doubles as a pillow.