Reminded me of an old saying!! When I'm dead and in my grave, no more whiskey will I crave. But if by chance you pass me by, piss on me cause I'm always dry ! So just drink the beer, don't pour it out!
When I was in high school we could get a 40 oz bottle of bud light for 2 bucks. If you drank five of em you could say you got your oil changed the night before.