What would Republicans be ?

Gobis

Both are European carp...good for nothing in the swamp and stink outside it.

Jewfish!

Political parties were never as functional, as useful, as beneficial, nor as valuable as the most vile fish.

Lyinfish

Carp

Carp

Trout


The two most worthless species going. One is just revered for retarded reasons.

Mullet. They like sewage. We called them wrinkle neck bass for their habit of hanging around the boat docks looking up and waiting for a flush back in the day when flushing over board was accepted practice.

Finally... something I have expertise in.

Southern Sea Catfish (AKA Hardhead).

I'll let others elaborate.

Suckers and puffers.

Demorats would be Snakeheads.

Tilapia eat the chit that flows out of the other tanks. Just mentioning it. Tilapia have more honor than Democrats, however.

Remoras. They just hang around the sharks (money) and wait for leftovers.

Pelosi looks exactly like the deep-sea anglerfish. Bony, predatory, and ugly beyond description.
I'd classify the rest as lampreys. Slimy bloodsuckers.

They're both Blood Suckers (Lampreys).

Lizard Fish on the Pacific Coast.
But even as slimy as they are.
I Still feel like that is an insult to the Lizard Fish

Democrats: possibly Catfish....all mouth and no brains! memtb

Obviously some sort of "trash" fish that when you catch one, you leave it on the bank, flopping around until it dries out.

Wolf fish or some refer to them as wolf eel. Regardless they will still try and kill you

Blobfish. Look at images of them and you'll see the resemblance.

Winner !! They've been leaching off the population for years.

Corksuckers are a fish?

Plecostamus

You pegged it!

blind fish

Hagfish. They're parasitic and produce prodigious amounts of slime.

(D) toadfish
(R) Red Drum

best one Lamprey !

What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish? A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

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Repubs would be jellyfish. Spineless bastards....

Redhorse, they are everywhere, but you can't kill em, legally!

puffer

I'd say they're more akin to Zebra Mussels.......

Carp!

Sounds delish ! LOL

Blowfish