Clues: always right. Zero modesty. If he hasn't experienced it, you're lying that you have. Likes to get nice. Is the hero in every story. Is a born entertainer, and lives to be the center of attention every waking minute. Has no idea how apostrophes work. Makes people with handle ending with 'll' a never ending chew toy. Never seen swimming or on a boat, despite living near the ocean, so maybe can't swim. Last clue. Not more than 50% black, probably. Who could it be?

Your buddy Roger?

Nah, I think he's Meskin though, no more than 50%

Swimming is for poor people.

Starman.

Got me stumped so far.

I can't swim......

'Flave for the win.

What did I win?

OBozo

I didn't see any mention of incredible good looks...so it probably isn't me.

An all expenses paid dinner for two at the Fallon Burger King and a free airboat tour of the now dry Greenhead Duck Club.

Gawd I hate to name any names

Im already on like 53 peoples’ ignore button 😃

54

Gunwizard was the latest

I had to earn that one. lol

Congratulations.

Are those guys going golfing?

I have to do that when I use one of them yankee terlots

😃

You don't keep a riser seat in the truck for when you travel?

Bumper dumper

Nawww

Just roll up 6 wash clothes, 3 on each side under the seat

Just enough


If I sneeze I’m dunked

With Archimedes‘ displacement of water principles, you have to set that first log free to Memphis or else, high tide will get you.


Geno

Stop asking so many questions.

I've got my jollies for the night with that one.

Archimedes, man that's a long word to type correctly. Rick's spellin' algorithm even recognizes it.

Clearly, you've never been to an inner city municipal pool. 233 kids of dark complexion running around the pool, two or three dipping a toe and one pale skinny kid with thick glasses and a soggy yamulke flopping around the shalllows hoping his Keds and gifilte fish lunch hasn't been stolen out of his locker. Again. Going to the city pool might be for the poor chillunz, but swimming? Nay.

Extra clue for my cyber mate: not Abo and no didgeridoos involved.

Got me too, bud.

Bricktop?

I had a summer pass, 37.50. Only had to mow 4 yards and I was set for the summer. 👍
Us smart ass white boys owned the 12 ft end. lol

Rockfish stayed in the 4ft

😃

Say, what? As in dollars? HFS. Those of us without the ghetto freebie pass (no ID required with proper suntan) had to pony up 15 cent to play. How much worse does it get when the mobs of kids smelling like a litterbox get to cut in line, pay nothing, never swim and get a pair of Keds and a gefilte fish on rye lunch and laugh at the decision that Tuesdays were no longer going to be SE Asians get in for a dime day? Kinda' make a kid a little laciss...

I've traveled across the state for less. Pencil me in!

Well, at least he didn't offer an all expenses paid dinner for two in Vya. Depending on the year, he might be able to get that airboat to work on Mosquito Lake though.