Who's your GOAT - Kramer or Costanza from Seinfeld.


We get it boomers - you never watched the show, think it's dumb and we're all dumb for watching - just keep scrolling. Go to your 64th thread about Biden.

Newman

Kramer. The time he wore the skinny jeans was hilarious.

Kramer had more flashy "spots" but George had the bigger role. I have to go with George. Day-in, day-out.

David Putty for the honorable mention.

Don't hate, dude. I watched Seinfeld.

You're only as boomer as you feel.

Elaine's dancing was super cringe.

Least funny "comedy" of all fugking time. Maybe one of the stupidest shows ever. Never understood it, and I'm no boomer.

Worked with a guy who was the spitting image of George in looks, word and deed. He hated Seinfeld. I could see why!

Trump

Have you heard of Friends?

George "I WAS IN THE POOL!" Constanza

I have a Vandalay Industries t-shirt.

Funny you should mention that. Crossed my mind as I posted. I actually watched and enjoyed Friends when it was on. I have nothing in common with anyone on either show. One was funny, one was criminally fugking stupid. Though to be fair, watching reruns of Friends I don't find it as enjoyable. But at least it had hot chicks on it.

Friends was for women and Sienfeld was for everyone else.

Seinfeld was the worst character on his own show. Nearly every other character on the show was brilliant.

I do believe George was the funniest character ever written but that show would have been diminished by the loss of any one character.

They were all hilarious.

Nothing says "I'm a man baby" like seinfeld. Easily the most masculine show ever. Truly, characters you could pattern your life after, they were the common man. Represented America in all her glory.

You’re schit faced.

Again.

3/4 there

Your show is still fugking stupid. And I spelled it right.

You should.

They’re your people.

Truly Americans. They represented all of us so well.

90s was about nothing

Kramer. He pulled of Taxi’s Jim Ignatowski crossed with Charlie Chaplin.

The rest of the cast was funny but diminished for being forever cringe-inducing.

Seinfeld is on the autism spectrum...He’s a Tard by any standard without the downsy looks.

Larry David is hilariously talented and is owed credit for Seinfeld’s show success.

Constanza was the funniest character on the show.

Gruff, cracks me up. He’s like give me more of the Golden Girls.

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Was that the one with the old women and gay black guy? Never saw it.

Did enjoy Home Improvement, and was a big Roseanne fan. For which I’ve been crucified on here before by folks that would rather live in a tenement in NYC.

No, Gruff!

Golden Girls was three ladies, all past menopausal days, trying to get laid....I think 🤔

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Urban entertainment for urban types.

Gotta go with George on this one my favorite line was " [pause] Was that not okay? Nobody told me that wasn't okay". I've used that a few times at various jobs over the years.

The two old guys.

On the Muppets? Loved those guys

Is that the one I am thinking of?


Maybe!

For me it's George.

Kramer was great with the physical comedy but George was "every man" - parent issues, neuroticism, women issues but still got women, work issues - general laziness at times etc.

Used to annoy the hell out of my ex-wife when I'd mention in front of her high-class friends, that the only television I could stand as an adult were Seinfeld reruns and The Simpsons. It was true. I'd further get her cranked up when I'd state that Kramer was the only character on the show with any intelligence...the rest were all just typical, urban, liberal dipshits. I'd tell her I wanted to get a plastic bracelet with WWKD on it: what would kramer do? That show put the rest of television to shame. It was absolutely brilliant.

"I think it moved!"

"Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."

What a dumb fugking thing to type.

LOL

Agree with this. George had so many hilarious moments that weren't "flashy" like Kramer but while low key, equally if not more hilarious.

One episode that stands out for Jerry making me belly laugh was when he shaved his chest. That had me cryin!

Shrug

You’re show not mine.

Kramer

Costanza because of the shirtless bathroom episode.

I gotta go with Kramer.

George. I loved the one where he questioned if he was gay or not because when a guy gave him a massage, "he felt it move".


Clyde

Seinfeld is the most idiotic show ever on tv. I watched it for 6 minutes one night and that knocked 8 points off of my IQ. I am down to 158.

If you watch that show you must have ridden home from school on the short bus.

I cooled over Seinfeld over the years. They all kind of annoy me now.

Who are these phuqqtards?


Kramer all they way. Sorry if some of you whinny bitches are too kool.

Kramer was a fuqkwit, Costanza a ladies man.

That’s what Gruff says.

Well when I was a kid I thought MASH was funny.

Now......cripes !

Too Jewish?

Never watched those effete posers

Kramer was my favorite on Seinfeld.

Cheers was my favorite sitcom....by far the funniest sitcom of the 80’ and 90’s.

Sometimes yes, very much too jewwy.

Your tastes are beyond suspect.

Your sexual attraction to Greta Thuneberg and the transvestite professor on the History channel is evidence enough that your tastes run counter to the norms. 😂

Seinfeld was funny but foreign to us non-city living Gentiles. Friends was better but Cheers outshined them all!

Teri Hatcher - "They're real and they're spectacular"

Cheers was awesome.

I liked Cheers for everyone not named Ted Danson.

If you've never watched it, how did you determine it wasn't funny?

Takes about 30 seconds.

Hey look man, I WAS IN THE POOL!!

The writers of Seinfeld broke the mold in that they made their sitcom a true comedy.

While other sitcoms would have bits off funny, they also had a lot of cheese and drama. This was due to networks operating under the pretense that to maximize viewership they had to appeal to people that don't understand comedy. Thereby including drama, depth, and gayness.

Seinfeld is just funny. You could say the same for The Simpsons, or Beavis and Butthead but those are technically cartoons and not actual sitcoms.

I was talking about Seinfeld.

He's hilarious in Curb.

Understanding comedy.

Christ on a cross

Every year at Christmas I make a $50 donation to the Human Fund.

Whatever.

I saw George as a miserable Jew.
I saw Cramer as a happy gentile.
I saw Jerry as a sometimes miserable, sometimes happy Jew. His soul was in play.

A lot of retards need jokes explained to them.

You're no exception.

If you have to explain it then it’s not funny.

That is an undeniable truism

frank constanza was the best character on that show. jerry stiller also stole the king of queens. both good shows that have aged fairly well. if i hadn't seen every episode a million times, i'd still watch it.

I had to look that up

lol

Having or reflecting an attitude of social superiority; pretentious or snobbish.

Hmmmm

The irony of it all

+1

DOUGLAS!

I only watch VCR tapes of Andy Griffith and a tape of Rio Bravo on the Zenith console.

I think I know that guy too.

Straight guys watched Friends?

Point of clarification: There were 4 post-menopausal women on Golden Girls.

Blanche Devereaux was easy. So was Grandma.

I liked King of Queens more than Seinfeld.

The reboot “Kevin can wait” had some of the same ppl, but wasn’t the same.

Goyim watched Seinshcidt?

Could never watch it.
Stupid show about NYC types.

Surf right by it with the remote.

Best show ever about NYC types.

Impractical Jokers....

Duckman...



Yes it's a cartoon, but I don't care.

Best comedy about NYC types was Sopranos, hands-down.

You forgot McCloud.

Haha.

I bet you were a Highlander’s fan. 😂

Immortals.

Is it true that Seinfeld sometimes posts hunting pics on this site?

Was that on after Gunsmoke?

Those that don't get Seinfeld collect matched sets of HEE HAW vcr tapes. And scour the history channel for SS episodes. JC and Gruff live so far in the sticks that they don't get 60 Minutes until Wednesday. Beavis and Butthead are the most intellectually stimulating TV since Buster Keaton and the Stooges.


mike r

The best one and done character had to be the Soup Nazi.

“Where oh where are you tonight”

If you can’t complete the next line.........

Okay Roy, have another beer.

Dude, I’m on the balcony with my 6.5x47 Lapua making holes in things.

Quit, reciting poetry like a twat, get a rifle, and come up and help out.

LOL

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Keep in mind that Gruff thinks "Legends of the Fall" is a bad ass action movie.

LOL

For the retarded.