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Who is the GOAT?

Posted By: Teal

Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Who's your GOAT - Kramer or Costanza from Seinfeld.


We get it boomers - you never watched the show, think it's dumb and we're all dumb for watching - just keep scrolling. Go to your 64th thread about Biden.
Posted By: Raeford

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Newman
Posted By: Lucas1

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Kramer. The time he wore the skinny jeans was hilarious.
Posted By: EthanEdwards

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Kramer had more flashy "spots" but George had the bigger role. I have to go with George. Day-in, day-out.

David Putty for the honorable mention.
Posted By: local_dirt

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Don't hate, dude. I watched Seinfeld.
Posted By: EthanEdwards

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by local_dirt
Don't hate, dude. I watched Seinfeld.

You're only as boomer as you feel.
Posted By: hookeye

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Elaine's dancing was super cringe.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Least funny "comedy" of all fugking time. Maybe one of the stupidest shows ever. Never understood it, and I'm no boomer.
Posted By: ruffcutt

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Worked with a guy who was the spitting image of George in looks, word and deed. He hated Seinfeld. I could see why!
Posted By: Hammer2506

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Trump
Posted By: Teal

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Least funny "comedy" of all fugking time. Maybe one of the stupidest shows ever. Never understood it, and I'm no boomer.



Have you heard of Friends?
Posted By: Morewood

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

George "I WAS IN THE POOL!" Constanza

I have a Vandalay Industries t-shirt.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by Teal
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Least funny "comedy" of all fugking time. Maybe one of the stupidest shows ever. Never understood it, and I'm no boomer.



Have you heard of Friends?



Funny you should mention that. Crossed my mind as I posted. I actually watched and enjoyed Friends when it was on. I have nothing in common with anyone on either show. One was funny, one was criminally fugking stupid. Though to be fair, watching reruns of Friends I don't find it as enjoyable. But at least it had hot chicks on it.
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Teal
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Least funny "comedy" of all fugking time. Maybe one of the stupidest shows ever. Never understood it, and I'm no boomer.



Have you heard of Friends?



Funny you should mention that. Crossed my mind as I posted. I actually watched and enjoyed Friends when it was on. I have nothing in common with anyone on either show. One was funny, one was criminally fugking stupid. Though to be fair, watching reruns of Friends I don't find it as enjoyable. But at least it had hot chicks on it.


Friends was for women and Sienfeld was for everyone else.
Posted By: MadMooner

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Seinfeld was the worst character on his own show. Nearly every other character on the show was brilliant.
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by Teal
Who's your GOAT - Kramer or Costanza from Seinfeld.


We get it boomers - you never watched the show, think it's dumb and we're all dumb for watching - just keep scrolling. Go to your 64th thread about Biden.


I do believe George was the funniest character ever written but that show would have been diminished by the loss of any one character.

They were all hilarious.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Nothing says "I'm a man baby" like seinfeld. Easily the most masculine show ever. Truly, characters you could pattern your life after, they were the common man. Represented America in all her glory.
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Nothing says "I'm a man baby" like seinfeld. Easily the most masculine show ever. Truly, characters you could pattern your life after, they were the common man. Represented America in all her glory.


You’re schit faced.

Again.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

3/4 there

Your show is still fugking stupid. And I spelled it right. wink
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
3/4 there

Your show is still fugking stupid. And I spelled it right. wink


You should.

They’re your people.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Truly Americans. They represented all of us so well.
Posted By: persiandog

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

90s was about nothing
Posted By: sandcritter

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Kramer. He pulled of Taxi’s Jim Ignatowski crossed with Charlie Chaplin.

The rest of the cast was funny but diminished for being forever cringe-inducing.
Posted By: Beaver10

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Seinfeld is on the autism spectrum...He’s a Tard by any standard without the downsy looks.

Larry David is hilariously talented and is owed credit for Seinfeld’s show success.

Constanza was the funniest character on the show.

Gruff, cracks me up. He’s like give me more of the Golden Girls.

😜🦫
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Was that the one with the old women and gay black guy? Never saw it.

Did enjoy Home Improvement, and was a big Roseanne fan. For which I’ve been crucified on here before by folks that would rather live in a tenement in NYC.
Posted By: Beaver10

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Was that the one with the old women and gay black guy? Never saw it.

Did enjoy Home Improvement, and was a big Roseanne fan. For which I’ve been crucified on here before by folks that would rather live in a tenement in NYC.


No, Gruff!

Golden Girls was three ladies, all past menopausal days, trying to get laid....I think 🤔

🦫
Posted By: flintlocke

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Urban entertainment for urban types.
Posted By: trplem

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Gotta go with George on this one my favorite line was " [pause] Was that not okay? Nobody told me that wasn't okay". I've used that a few times at various jobs over the years.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

The two old guys.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
The two old guys.



On the Muppets? Loved those guys
Posted By: Jim_Conrad

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
The two old guys.



On the Muppets? Loved those guys


Is that the one I am thinking of?


Maybe!
Posted By: Teal

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

For me it's George.

Kramer was great with the physical comedy but George was "every man" - parent issues, neuroticism, women issues but still got women, work issues - general laziness at times etc.
Posted By: cra1948

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Used to annoy the hell out of my ex-wife when I'd mention in front of her high-class friends, that the only television I could stand as an adult were Seinfeld reruns and The Simpsons. It was true. I'd further get her cranked up when I'd state that Kramer was the only character on the show with any intelligence...the rest were all just typical, urban, liberal dipshits. I'd tell her I wanted to get a plastic bracelet with WWKD on it: what would kramer do? That show put the rest of television to shame. It was absolutely brilliant.
Posted By: EthanEdwards

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

"I think it moved!"

"Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Truly Americans. They represented all of us so well.


What a dumb fugking thing to type.

LOL
Posted By: Rooster7

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by Teal
For me it's George.

Kramer was great with the physical comedy but George was "every man" - parent issues, neuroticism, women issues but still got women, work issues - general laziness at times etc.



Agree with this. George had so many hilarious moments that weren't "flashy" like Kramer but while low key, equally if not more hilarious.
Posted By: Rooster7

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

One episode that stands out for Jerry making me belly laugh was when he shaved his chest. That had me cryin!
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Truly Americans. They represented all of us so well.


What a dumb fugking thing to type.

LOL



Shrug

You’re show not mine.
Posted By: BobBrown

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Kramer
Posted By: SockPuppet

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Costanza because of the shirtless bathroom episode.

Posted By: tzone

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

I gotta go with Kramer.
Posted By: BLG

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

George. I loved the one where he questioned if he was gay or not because when a guy gave him a massage, "he felt it move".


Clyde
Posted By: simonkenton7

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Seinfeld is the most idiotic show ever on tv. I watched it for 6 minutes one night and that knocked 8 points off of my IQ. I am down to 158.

If you watch that show you must have ridden home from school on the short bus.
Posted By: Ghostinthemachine

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

I cooled over Seinfeld over the years. They all kind of annoy me now.
Posted By: 16bore

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Who are these phuqqtards?


Kramer all they way. Sorry if some of you whinny bitches are too kool.
Posted By: SockPuppet

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Kramer was a fuqkwit, Costanza a ladies man.
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by simonkenton7
Seinfeld is the most idiotic show ever on tv. I watched it for 6 minutes one night and that knocked 8 points off of my IQ. I am down to 158.

If you watch that show you must have ridden home from school on the short bus.


That’s what Gruff says.
Posted By: kenjs1

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Well when I was a kid I thought MASH was funny.

Now......cripes !
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
I cooled over Seinfeld over the years. They all kind of annoy me now.


Too Jewish?
Posted By: Mannlicher

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Never watched those effete posers
Posted By: AcesNeights

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Kramer was my favorite on Seinfeld.

Cheers was my favorite sitcom....by far the funniest sitcom of the 80’ and 90’s.
Posted By: Ghostinthemachine

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
I cooled over Seinfeld over the years. They all kind of annoy me now.


Too Jewish?


Sometimes yes, very much too jewwy.
Posted By: AcesNeights

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by simonkenton7
Seinfeld is the most idiotic show ever on tv. I watched it for 6 minutes one night and that knocked 8 points off of my IQ. I am down to 158.

If you watch that show you must have ridden home from school on the short bus.


Your tastes are beyond suspect.

Your sexual attraction to Greta Thuneberg and the transvestite professor on the History channel is evidence enough that your tastes run counter to the norms. 😂

Seinfeld was funny but foreign to us non-city living Gentiles. Friends was better but Cheers outshined them all!
Posted By: JimInAK

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21


Teri Hatcher - "They're real and they're spectacular"

Posted By: BillyGoatGruff

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Kramer was my favorite on Seinfeld.

Cheers was my favorite sitcom....by far the funniest sitcom of the 80’ and 90’s.



Cheers was awesome.
Posted By: Teal

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

I liked Cheers for everyone not named Ted Danson.
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by Mannlicher
Never watched those effete posers


If you've never watched it, how did you determine it wasn't funny?
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
Never watched those effete posers


If you've never watched it, how did you determine it wasn't funny?



Takes about 30 seconds.
Posted By: 12344mag

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Hey look man, I WAS IN THE POOL!!
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Kramer was my favorite on Seinfeld.

Cheers was my favorite sitcom....by far the funniest sitcom of the 80’ and 90’s.



Cheers was awesome.


The writers of Seinfeld broke the mold in that they made their sitcom a true comedy.

While other sitcoms would have bits off funny, they also had a lot of cheese and drama. This was due to networks operating under the pretense that to maximize viewership they had to appeal to people that don't understand comedy. Thereby including drama, depth, and gayness.

Seinfeld is just funny. You could say the same for The Simpsons, or Beavis and Butthead but those are technically cartoons and not actual sitcoms.
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
Never watched those effete posers


If you've never watched it, how did you determine it wasn't funny?



Takes about 30 seconds.


I was talking about Seinfeld.
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by Teal
I liked Cheers for everyone not named Ted Danson.


He's hilarious in Curb.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21



Understanding comedy.

Christ on a cross
Posted By: KEVIN_JAY

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Every year at Christmas I make a $50 donation to the Human Fund.
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21




Originally Posted by KEVIN_JAY
Every year at Christmas I make a $50 donation to the Human Fund.


Whatever.
Posted By: Clarkm

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

I saw George as a miserable Jew.
I saw Cramer as a happy gentile.
I saw Jerry as a sometimes miserable, sometimes happy Jew. His soul was in play.
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff


Understanding comedy.

Christ on a cross


A lot of retards need jokes explained to them.

You're no exception.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

If you have to explain it then it’s not funny.

That is an undeniable truism
Posted By: rem141r

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

frank constanza was the best character on that show. jerry stiller also stole the king of queens. both good shows that have aged fairly well. if i hadn't seen every episode a million times, i'd still watch it.
Posted By: slumlord

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by Mannlicher
Never watched those effete posers


I had to look that up

lol

Having or reflecting an attitude of social superiority; pretentious or snobbish.

Hmmmm

The irony of it all
Posted By: BigDave39355

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/20/21

Originally Posted by rem141r
frank constanza was the best character on that show. jerry stiller also stole the king of queens. both good shows that have aged fairly well. if i hadn't seen every episode a million times, i'd still watch it.


+1

DOUGLAS!
Posted By: auk1124

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Originally Posted by Teal
Who's your GOAT - Kramer or Costanza from Seinfeld.


We get it boomers - you never watched the show, think it's dumb and we're all dumb for watching - just keep scrolling. Go to your 64th thread about Biden.


I only watch VCR tapes of Andy Griffith and a tape of Rio Bravo on the Zenith console.
Posted By: Rick n Tenn

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Originally Posted by ruffcutt
Worked with a guy who was the spitting image of George in looks, word and deed. He hated Seinfeld. I could see why!


I think I know that guy too.
Posted By: ribka

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Teal
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Least funny "comedy" of all fugking time. Maybe one of the stupidest shows ever. Never understood it, and I'm no boomer.



Have you heard of Friends?



Funny you should mention that. Crossed my mind as I posted. I actually watched and enjoyed Friends when it was on. I have nothing in common with anyone on either show. One was funny, one was criminally fugking stupid. Though to be fair, watching reruns of Friends I don't find it as enjoyable. But at least it had hot chicks on it.


Friends was for women and Sienfeld was for everyone else.




Straight guys watched Friends?
Posted By: Morewood

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Point of clarification: There were 4 post-menopausal women on Golden Girls.

Blanche Devereaux was easy. So was Grandma.
Posted By: BigDave39355

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

I liked King of Queens more than Seinfeld.

The reboot “Kevin can wait” had some of the same ppl, but wasn’t the same.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Originally Posted by ribka
[quote=deflave]

Straight guys watched Friends?


Goyim watched Seinshcidt?
Posted By: renegade50

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Could never watch it.
Stupid show about NYC types.

Surf right by it with the remote.

Best show ever about NYC types.

Impractical Jokers....
Posted By: CashisKing

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Duckman...



Yes it's a cartoon, but I don't care.
Posted By: EthanEdwards

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Originally Posted by renegade50
Could never watch it.
Stupid show about NYC types.

Surf right by it with the remote.

Best show ever about NYC types.

Impractical Jokers....
Best comedy about NYC types was Sopranos, hands-down.
Posted By: Morewood

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

You forgot McCloud.
Posted By: BigDave39355

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Originally Posted by renegade50
Could never watch it.
Stupid show about NYC types.

Surf right by it with the remote.

Best show ever about NYC types.

Impractical Jokers....


Haha.

I bet you were a Highlander’s fan. 😂

Immortals.
Posted By: Whttail_in_MT

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Is it true that Seinfeld sometimes posts hunting pics on this site?
Posted By: slumlord

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Originally Posted by renegade50
Could never watch it.
Stupid show about NYC types.

Surf right by it with the remote.

Best show ever about NYC types.

Impractical Jokers....
Best comedy about NYC types was Sopranos, hands-down.


Was that on after Gunsmoke?
Posted By: lvmiker

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Those that don't get Seinfeld collect matched sets of HEE HAW vcr tapes. And scour the history channel for SS episodes. JC and Gruff live so far in the sticks that they don't get 60 Minutes until Wednesday. Beavis and Butthead are the most intellectually stimulating TV since Buster Keaton and the Stooges.


mike r
Posted By: JakeBlues

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

The best one and done character had to be the Soup Nazi.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

“Where oh where are you tonight”

If you can’t complete the next line.........
Posted By: JakeBlues

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Okay Roy, have another beer.
Posted By: Beaver10

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
“Where oh where are you tonight”

If you can’t complete the next line.........



Dude, I’m on the balcony with my 6.5x47 Lapua making holes in things.

Quit, reciting poetry like a twat, get a rifle, and come up and help out.

LOL

🦫
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Originally Posted by ribka


Straight guys watched Friends?


Keep in mind that Gruff thinks "Legends of the Fall" is a bad ass action movie.

LOL
Posted By: deflave

Re: Who is the GOAT? - 01/21/21

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
If you have to explain it then it’s not funny.

That is an undeniable truism


For the retarded.
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