Start a Larry King thread.

Don’t let us down

We’ll wait till you get back from the VarmintAuction

You started a thread just because you found that gif, didn't you.

😂

He loves the attention

He broke wind instead of holding into it, and look what happened....

Wait I got more lol

Look at all the faces on the other "husky" guys in that crowd after the chair breaks.

😂

SOLD!!!

To the lardass on the floor!!!

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Esp. The guy in the purple sweater behind him. 🤣😂

Scumwad
Scumload
Scumlord
Tick on a taint

Old people say the darnedest things

Prune juice will fix that face.

Dude needs a good cleanse. 😂🤣🇺🇸

#letitgo

Old man....get your dick outta that pump return

He always seems so hostile


I don’t get it

🙃

laffin

That guy looks like Cas Walker!

Apparently, was big girls get in free night......

Call out thread! Fugg yeah! I love a good call out thread......

Why do they call him varmint guy? Why not varmint dude?

He gets the varmint lap top fired up and sees this Scheit, he might be rolling to nashvegas in the varmint car and whooping some Gen-X ass.

3 Varmint cheers!

Hip hip hoo-Ray.

Uhh ohh

Fueling up that 80 gal gas tank

Epic bearded white guy.

Made the young punk on the bus”leak” and need the amberlance !

Funny af.

I predict a lot of exclamation points will be along before the weekend is over.

Probably 1 (one) or 2 (two)...

LOLOLOL

He was great as Roscoe P. Coltrane

JFC.....
Why you guys wanna poke VG with pointy sticks????

We all know what happens when ya get him going.

You guys are f u c king nuts, Bin had ta call in FEMA that last time he went ballistic on here.....

Whoa, whoa, WHOA!!!!

I am breaking out the welder, krylon, and accesorizing the wife's minivan after seeing that inspirational photo

Be sure to make it highway bridge compliant.

I reckon he will be none too amused

😂🤣🤣👏🏻

I figure the Verminster to be a 80’s Ford econoline van type guy.

Conversion type. Extended roof that you can walk around in. Curtains. Window unit AC out the back.


When he goes to the Walmart’s, he parks way out where they sell the puppies so no one will scratch the paint or ding it. 😂

I feel there will be a “scumlord/scumload” forthcoming....

That’s a chick 😂

Cobras in a Snowstorm!!!!

Fugg you , ya weren’t there!

LMFAO

Bumlord 😆

Larry died to protest Bi-dromedary installation.

Oh yeah

He’s been out all day on VarmintQuest.

After he gets done slicing some liverwurst, opening some Ritz and ‘cutting the cheese’ the wrath will flow.

The scorn of a thousand curses.

That’s it!

The Vermint Mobile

I bet he still raises hell about the fender dent from ‘92.

Out there where sell puppies

LOL

Os that from back before Andy went liberal?

Probably when they had that junkyard rocketship series Salvage 1


VarmintGuy tripped balls watching that.

Had to beat the kids on commercial breaks after a shît day at work.

You know it!

Lotta dreams been crushed.
Amateur puppy mills, gonna get rich.

At the end of the day they done scratched through the price 4 times. Now FREE so they don’t have to feed the chit eaters anymore.


Dang bro, these pit bull pups were gonna gets me my Jordan’s.

#Matlock

Review of Salvage 1

No doubt by VG

I was waiting for this

I wonder if Ron Howard ever tried to put the D to Andy?

#herecomesthechoochoo

Wait...what? Larry King died? I loved that guys hair.

#flyhighpops

Must have locked his keys outside the car

If he hasn't worn out the exclamation point key on his computer, you're in a world of schitt.....

Varmintguy Varmint Wing suit.

Fly into the wind.

You guys are soooooooooooooo toast when he discovers this thread.

The waiting game is painful. When will varmintboomer chime in?
Double sheesh!

It'll probably be a bit. His keyboard is toast and the monitor has bullet holes in it.

Just mention that Leupold scopes can and do have tracking problems. He'll be along shortly.

Hahahaha!

That horse obviously prefers young stumps...So SICK

I like Varmintguy.

That brings to mind an ad for hemorrhoid meds

May have loaded up the varmint wagon, taking the varmint tent to the varmint campground.





I like some s’mores.

You would

Sunday morning bump.



Watch yo’seff Lil Tre’

Leave the man alone. He seems like real people to me. I get the part about having fun at other people's expense, but at some point it flips from harmless banter to something else. He is a long term member who has earned our respect not our emnity.

if anything, I thank him for his many contributions to the fire over the years.

When that nurse in Nashville got killed by a drive-by shooting in December, I put that story up on here and kept it updated. I added features to about her life and time in college, her awards she got as nurse. She was an ICU nurse at the same time I was in that hospital’s ICU. I felt compelled share more than a link ans snippet. I added police leads as they unfolded.

I dug beyond the news and found pics of her and shared on this forum the empathy that Nashville had for her.


And out NOWHERE; Mr Blowhard blindsides me about being a fool, making jokes about someone’s death, and insults and on and on, a rant.



WTF?

The guy is an unstable moron and attacks me out of the blue at random times on other threads with rants that are not even germane to the thread’s topic. Dude has a hard-on for me. So I’m just having some fun with him. I could be ugly to him but I won’t.

“The god damn Germans got nothing to do with it”...

I’m just following for the ROR’s

Update on that nurse case

They have a second Jartaviousquan in custody now. Got him last few days.

Turns out it was a road rage incident.


That disappoints some of the mudshark hypothesis offered. Want to talk about despicable??? VG didn’t go after anyone for saying that in that thread.

hes alright.....didn't he get vindicated on the cobra thread.........bob

No

Varmint Guy does not drive a road grader.

Varmintgrader???

LOL!!!

How many get a thread started about them? Could mean you have "arrived" perspective is everything.......

He’s probably watching the VarmintTube and guzzling Varmintbeer

Baboon ass!
🤔

At least he’s not fantasizing and having dreams about your anus!

Don't be botherin' on him...he is currently taking the Meyer-Briggs test...and the computer is malfunctioning when he gets to the question: "How do you feel about California"?
"piss into the wind".

This is what happens when they make the kids stay home too much.

Slumlord: The very next time I am down “Clarksville way” , I will meet you at”WaffleHouse “ so we can have a nice “Chat”. Please invite your “Compadre, Ren Fifty” Too!!!!!

You will show me “Much Deserved” respect or else I will pull out the “Varmint Pistol” and whip the ever loving “Chit” out of you . I will leave your “Compadre” to the Varmint Wife. She can hold “Her Own”!!!!!
Hold into the Wind!!!!!
VerminGuy

To the poster known as scumload.... yada yada yada

Vermin dude been over in the classifieds all day tryin' to replace the box of .22 shorts he dumped into his monitor last night.

Last seen on 1/21 . He be madder than a hornet stung Tooter

HAHA

Their will be a heavy price for you guys to pay when he reads this thread.

The quotes are disturbing LOL

but ok 😎

Not to worry

I’m been holding back the good ones LOL

Anyone catch his 600 word tutorial on washing “OLD MAN HAIR” the other day?


😳🤡🧠🗣

When I started reading this thread I thought it was a joke. I don't know anything about the varmintdude or how you relate to him.... you've explained a lot.

I collect I should stand by for the Sunday evening pissing match........ It's all good.

Uh oh . The VarmintMobile just fired up. I’d run and hide Scumload. 😎🤣

No doubt he's gonna be pissed. So far he's down a keyboard, a monitor, and a box of .22 shorts.

Is this what they call "the calm before the storm?"

Not ashamed to admit that I've been tip toeing around this thread....




There will be HELL to pay.

VG is coming for you guys I'm telling ya.
Don't beleive me?????
Fine.....
Just go ahead and have your funny ha haws and tee hee,s all you want.
Savor em while they last....
IDC....

They dont know the scunion fixing to hit em when he reads this.

He is gonna scuff em all up bad....
Real bad....

You gotta use the right bait to catch Varmintguy.

Behold....For Sale a Leupold VXIII 4.5-14x40 AO...As New!

$265.00 Shipped



Sheesh....Hold into the wind.

🦫

Varmintguy seems like a stand up guy

Nice looking scope.
Does it????
1. Adjust per stated value
2. Hold zero
3. Return to zero


Asking for a friend.

Absolutely...Not

😜🦫

And that makes him different than 57% of the members here in what way????

Y’all crackers kill me.

He loves trump and hates commies. Not much more I need to know.

That’s how I see it. Unless I missed something Varmintguy seems like a pretty rock solid decent guy.

Must need backup to arrive

Those are excellent qualities.

I say the same thing about Fireballs.


👍

Hows the Scumload tonight?

Bored

Working my way thru a sack of Cuties.

Wish I had some Playdoh.

Jim,

You got your own call out thread on down.

You deplorable sonsabitches need to leave the Varmintguy alone.....

Signed fellow Montanan!

Jim is a good man

He likes souse and loves Trump



He could screw a bullfrog’s mouth and howl at the moon, unless I missed something

And he’s got a MS state flag.

👍👍

Cant go wrong with souse either.

👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

No matter what's said, ya gotta admit he's showing epic restraint.

More than I usually do.

😋

Sunday is cleanse day.

He’s waiting on the all clear sign before venturing to the computer room.

#steadyasshegoes

The Fugger calls me jackoff mountain, I was being sarcastic.

He probably took a beating on that Green Bay game

Man he is going to be extra-pissed.

LOL

HAHAHA

my bad

I have so much emotion built up with this thread.

👍😎

I ain’t going to lie. It could be the three day weekend and rum talking but jackoff mountain is kind of funny. It’s like going back to the junior high lunchroom.

Sounds like the name of a Brokeback Mountain sequel

Not much longer...

Ok... so VarmintGuy dips his toe into the fudd pool damn near every time he post..... but remember this.... your turn is coming.... leave the VarmintGuy alone...

Slumlord

You continue to show your ass...
I would rather spend the day with your VarmitGuy
than spend five minutes with you.

Billy

Ok

Not me, I think Slumlord is a hoot.

Uh oh,
He dropped a Milli Vanilli music video.
Schiet just got real.....

I thought VG was a uber Seahawks fan????

Theyre sort of out of the playoffs, how he gonna be betting on them?

Fudd pool????

Hudson Bay more like it.


LOL!!!!


Schit......
VG aint gonna overlook me now...

VG fantasy league????

Fun thread. Ever body having a little fun and nobody murdered tonight. Win win.

It’s been PG for VG

I made sure of that.

Children could read this thread, it’s a family show.

I must be a boy scout because I enjoyed the good-natured banter.

Oh well.

There’s even helpful tips

I try to highlight the contributions of my favorite member.

6 Second Rule.

Same as a tater tot on the floor, 6 secs. It’s still good

Ouch... after that I can no longer defend VarmintGuy........

I'd rather read that than the latest rage post from virginia.

I go away for a few days and the wheels come off.


LMFAO


Suggesting alternative titles...

"When six seconds really matters."

or maybe...

"The most important six seconds in the world—to you scalp."



Either way, let's bottle this stuff and get the infomercial done.

Sooo you hate Vemonguy because he has fabulous hair

Crocodile tears.

As a follically challenged and shallow person.... yes...

I’d be more worried about reading the local news about how the communists/anarchists have taken over my state. YMMV?

Someone quote me so pussball2 can read it since he has me on ignore.

Y'all play nice now, ya' hear.

We'reallinthistogether.

For Fireballz

you probably put that coal tar shampoo on your scalp


Shame

What a shame

I was handsome before that schit....... ;(

I might have to quote both of you

lol


It’s ok, I understand

Boy do I

I have a few detractors

Beaver is damn sexy

#silverfoxxx

You ain’t wrong

Kumabaya My Lord, Kumbaya...

LOL

Who knew Varmintguy was so.... well.. distinguished? hair care is real...

Bet he looks like Sam Elliot in the big Lebowski?

Probably into anal bleaching too

Might as well

Ok let’s not get too crazy


lol

A white starfish is a happy starfish.

That sounds like me upon meeting Hallie Berry.

Didn’t Sam catch the gay or the liberals?

Really one in the same.

I never figured you for a mud shark.

I'd do you the solid, but I found out a few weeks ago that he has me on ignore too.

Can you imagine my shock, when after our many years long rift, I went to PM him an olive branch of sorts, and up pops a message stating the user has me on ignore. Ultimately, it saved me from a moment of weakness. Maybe, I owe him muy gratitude.

It’s a dreadful message

My heart sinks when I randomly check the occasional “saddleFred-Bob”

Ignore test... testing, 123 testing........

Next thing you know he’ll be dating (((them)))

Can a straight dude be a mudshark??
Thought that term was for white women who liked the black pythons. Figured white guys trying to burn that coal would have a different name.

I was devastated when I found out Mannlicher and Rustyzipperlips were ignoring me...... therapy helped....

Check with Rory. He's got something for you.

I hope its some weed without seeds

It happens so rarely that I don’t think there’s a unified term.....mud eel?

In all honesty I didn't read the first seven pages of this thread. Is really about scalp care

No

I just added that.


He went off on bizarre rant and I promised him his own thread if he wanted have some fun.

A link.... to put things in perspective.....


https://postimg.cc/Cdnv62Nz

Regardless, that coal tar shampoo is no joke.

Read the fine print. It causes acne.

I think you may be onto something...

Was that too serious?

*About the coal tar acne...

I don’t even know anymore.



He’s out spending his stimulus money. Got himself a Diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper

Yup. That’s when the meltdown started. Vermingal and oh, cock!

OVER THE LINE! STFU DONNY YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! UZI!?!!?????!!!!

There you go.

Lord knows he’d never put me on ignore.

LOL

I'm pretty sure there's only about 25-30 people on here that see your posts....
I bet Bin has to have any emails that contain your name go straight to his spam box.

JFC get ready for a 500 word run on sentence with no paragraphs

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Piss into the wind
VarmintGal

Scumload: Me and the VarmintGal were gunna “Fire Up” the VarmintMobile and head to the VarmintStore to pickup supplies for our upcoming VarmintTrip to TN. Dab nab It!!!!!! The VarmintMobile would not even start!!!!!!!!! I am thinking the Varmint Battery must be “Dead” !!!!! Not Dead in the sense of never “Living” again , but more like taking a nap. That is what VarmintBatteries do here in Winter. All they really need is some “TLC” from the VarmintWife. So for now you and your “RenFifty” mate can rest easy knowing the VarmintMobile is still parked in the VarmintShed at the VarmintFarm. May the VarmintForce Be with you anyway!!!!!!!! Hold Into the Wind !!
VerminGuy

I'd say someone is living rent free in your head.

He went coo coo for coco puffs all over foosball and the Seahawks???
Just lost it out in lala land cause of that???

Wow......

#reggie

#FUGGITLETSFREEFRED3INSTEAD !

Need someone to get the scoop on Dominion suing Rudy.

Cant believe no one has posted it yet.............

Bump to :

#FREEFATFREDDY3NOW !!

Changed to more accurately reflect the author's typical use of the return key.

As I recall, he was in league w oh, cock! about the shehawks. The varmintson claimed Seattle’s 12th man registered a 3 on seismometers. Folks here said go look for cobras in a blizzard.
That’s when he started having homoerotic fantasies about my anus. LOL!

Hold into the starfish!

Right, good job Freud

That explains why dude gets an itchy sphincter and hits me with a diatribe. I have broken this down as an example a few times regarding the nurse killed in a drive by shooting thread. Please put your michael crichton book down.

Starfishbender....

Someone posted that okok ate a 12 gauge after all that.

Im trying not to laugh

You don't see many diatribes on the campfire. Takes rhetorical skill to engage in a good one.

Yeah

Probably right

Let’s leave it at “unhinged rants”

slumload: The slow reply is because I have been away, travelling and enjoying the outdoors related hobbies and sports I and many hereon enjoy.
Meanwhile, with your pettiness and immaturity you are proving your worth trying to insult fellow CampFirers - who knows what mental illness promotes that type behavior.
Worthless!
You, slumload, are as worthless as a tick embedded in your main twats taint!
And that, is sad.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

That was anticlimactic.

🤣🤣

Well, that was, slightly, disappointing !

Hold on 'Gals got more I'm sure

That the best you got?

Feels like I bought $1000 ringside seats and all I got was a "No mas" halfway through the first round.

Sheesh!!

JFC..... That was worse than the last episode of The Sopranos.....So many unanswered questions.
I know we didn't pay anything to see this, but I want my money back.

But you read it. So there's that.

Ballz almost did something, once !

I enjoyed the "twat taint tick" line.....

He's been pumping his own gas. For thirty years!
#accomplishment\


I almost always post from the phone, so don't see siglines. #1, I forgot I had one, and #2, I just saw Ballz' I didn't realize how much I'd gotten under his skin....
#enough

I tried my best to say it really fast three times. No go.

Ballz is trying to hijack all the attention...

Will he succeed?

I say no... yet he will keep trying.

Go Ballzy Go!

Piece of cake after 3 whiskeys.....

So the obvious question is , do twat taint ticks like dried up Canadian twat also ?....... VarmintGuy please clarify....

That was good.

Even better as it was unexpected coming from the VerminGay.

I love you man

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm varmintbetting that in your recent varminttravels you found a half-dozen varmintdeals and added to varmintsafe!

Varmint Guy is a good dude. I think he can take a ribbing.

He got more cojones than all the RickyDs on here.



Least he doesn’t have me on ignore. That is saying a lot more about 53 others on here.

A little unhinged. But I am too

VarmintGuy is my spirit animal.

right nut, Clyde.....

Well dang,

That was a varmint letdown. No varmint fireworks. No varmint cussing.

No varmint nothing.


Steady into the wind. ....

I feel like I got to second base at prom.....

53? Is that like a campfire record.

Enjoy the outdoors! That is the right attitude.

Fuggin “mud shark” LOL

Am I the only one that was pulling for VG to be smart enough to not answer this thread? He did outlast firebalz so he probably does have that going for him.


mike r

It is a no-win situation........ the twat, taint, tick is an instant classic.... so we all benefit from this thread.... win/win well played VarmintGuy

I like VarmitGuys posts. Nice variety and style.

I have to admit though Slumlord comes up with some funny [bleep]. Dude most stare at youtube all day. Ha ...

Yup.

I pegged him has having amazing self control a few pages back.

Miss Lynn could learn a thing or two from VarmintGuy...... oh wait... she already knows it all..... lmao

It will be all good

Then in 17 days when I least expect it


BLAM.💥💩💥💩💥 The Cobra Killer will strike.


LOL

Keeps ya on your toes..... and entertains us....

HAHAHA

damn right

Stop thinking about it James.

PM your number and I’ll send you a pic.

Ya still got your secondary twat taint and your tertiary twat taint!
LOL!!!
Sheesh!!!

Cloaca



😂

Hey, it’s your chicken.

Chickens need choking.....

I still haven’t figured out what Cobra’s in the snow means....
or why Jim Conrad is so obsessed with Starfish when he doesn’t live anywhere near the ocean?

Brother Jack, cobras in the snow was a campfire classic thread by the VarmintGuy..... uber thread

Conrad's starfish obsession , well

I remain a supporter of those that frequently refer to "taint" If JC is pro Starfish then so am I. Is this thread taking a slant to the south? Driving my Cobra in the snow is hard on the clutch.


mike r

Starfish are sterile and I like the taste.

Oh, different starfish.

The younger ones are ruby colored

I preffer the

I prefer the taste of urchins over starfish...... but oysters... oh my

You tossin some salad Jim?

#balloonknot

#brokenspoke

#wrinkledpenny

Double that...
He is in denial..

Everyday he discovers 3 to 4 more at least.

LOL!!!

Was expecting more.....

It’s only the good guys though.

Ballz prefers his taint with embedded ticks on Tuesdays

I'm calling bullschitt on this one boys....we've got some real jerks, weirdos, easily-offended and just plain maroons on the campfire, but nobody so far out there they'd put slumlord on ignore.

VG,s Cobra is named Shelby...

Hahahahaha!!!!

#tonguetied

#JIMSGOTBLUEBALLSBUTHEAINTNOHOMO !!

Heard in radio that Dominion is suing Ruby AND Sidney.

Why hasn’t anyone posted that?

I get my news from the ‘fire.

And my corn dogs from Sonic.


Hold ‘er steady in the wind.

I thought that cobra had a big cut on his belly but it's just a leaf stuck to him.

That is all.

Why hasn’t anyone broke the news on SloJo banning “China virus” from the English language?

Why
Hasn’t anyone posted that Pamela Anderson got married again?? To her bodyguard.

Double sheesh!

Hold fast.