When are you going to start doing pod casts?😂

My resurgence into the world of social media will being taking place in about five years.

It will be glorious.

How much is that endeavor gonna cost you?

LOL

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I can either invest $25K to establish a wide social media footprint, or purchase every home in Oregon.

Not sure which direction I'll go just yet.

Why keep the public waiting

Please buy Oregon!

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It would be done with the intention of executing everyone there.

I don't know that I can acquire enough ammunition given the current demand/supply.

Much to weigh.

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Previous contractual obligations.

The only person that wants to be affiliated with Flave, is Flave.

Another threat about the Flave...

Damn... Ball-z-boy is gonna get jealous.

Just saying...

That’s bs....There’s a long line of people who want to kiss, kill, or fûck you to death...Not in any particular order.


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are you going to co-hostw ith FireerBall?

Flave is my favorite subject.

+1

Got that right, you're the biggest narcissist on the 'Fire !

Fireballz' functionality would drop below what it is now (if that's possible) as he seems to have lived a sheltered life.

Plus his wife is angry at me for some unknown reason.

Which is awkward.

Remember when you said you were a gunsmith?

LOL

Podcasts with flave, = epic! Sign me up. 👍😂

Oh stop it!!

Flave is the funniest sumbitch here, don’t sense a bit of narsasism.

This one obviously wants to fûck.....REALLY BAD !

SMH

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You're not a wizard, you're no wizard at all

An audience of one trumps the audience of none!

#onaroll

She sure do!

Hell ya! 🤘🤘

Yee yee 😆

It's not bragging when you really are that good.

The flave and fireball would get along fine if flave would quit jacking his root and buy a 99. Mb

And Fireball grew another 40 IQ points.

That’s what herschiser said to the reporters that asked if he was really that good...”get a bat!”

I don’t think ol Flave is a narcissist. He just tells it like it is, no bullchit.

...isnt he usually on hiatus til April 1st ?

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the 'flave.....


I forget the rest.

April Fool's is only fun when the fools in a given audience are the minority.

I say that every Monday.

well then definitely have a segment with the Gun Wiz, that would be an epic........piece

but if you really did co host with Ballz you could call the show " FLAVERBALLZ"

sshhh...

topic.

has anyone every pointed out that you're not only a Potato, but a retarded Potato at that?

Loved watching that guy pitch.

And Kevin Brown.

I wish Flave the best with his fame. When he gets ta actin up I generally try to let it roll off. Sometimes I engage if I need a laugh. I doubt we're as far apart in real life as it appears here.

Uhhh, we are very far apart because you are a drama queen and a kghunt.

Ballz lookin for Bromance...

I would LOVE to interview The Gizard.

Question One:
"Does a machine screw typically tighten, or loosen, when turned clockwise?"

(Gizard rips off mic and storms off)

LOL

JFC ......
LMFAO!!!!

Quoted for irony.

I do like the really old ones in .250 Savage, Hi-Power, etc.

Plus he's handsome.

you're not in Hollywood yet, lets keep this non-fiction please

Holy fugk.

Your education did you no favors.

LOL

DOOOOD, you look like Don Rickles

Like I said.

Handsome.

Right, because you don't ever act like a chunt and like drama,

LOL

you're thinkin of Don Johnson.

Don Ricles was a short Jewish Comdian from Brooklyn.

A fellow “divot warfare” aficionado.

Like I said.

Handsome.

The struggle is real.

Correct.

Now go tell your wife how great she has it.

LOL

Ughh.. I bet She-Ballz is gonna chastize you again

I regretfully admit to the purposeful destruction of a few tee boxes back in high school.

Teenagers waiting for greens to clear is a recipe for disaster.

Mrs. Ballz would never actually chastise 'Flave.

It is a lie perpetuated by Fireballz.

Because he's a drama queen. And a kghunt.

Nothing I achieve on a golf course is done intentionally.

Dude, if you can't decipher Flave's style of sarcastic egotism and satire from your own psyche, you have no chance of surviving in the real world.
Good thing you're in Oregon (no offense Beav').

Mr. Flaves propensity for bombastic proclamation has made him an internet niche celebrity among the homebound geriatric and prepubescent millenial as well.

Praiseworthy to be sure.

I think you need to do your pod cast from MT. That Florida doesn’t agree with you😂

Don't forget that my wife loves and respects me.

That's gotta count for something.

I may end up back in Montana.

We'll see.

And on that day, the messiah will have arrived.

Well, to be fair to the Wonderful Gizzard of Wiz, you should have included some information to help him quantify his answer.
Are you talking about the northern hemisphere or the southern?
Is the referenced clock analog or digital?
Is the test going to be multiple choice or true/ false?

Dickslave is funniest when he gets to talking guns.

LOL

he could title the segment Whizzin on the GIZ

It will not be unlike Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

LOL Ballz had ta chime in on here

Is Mr. Roy W. BALL present ?

I was actually hoping the messiah would look more like this.

My black chick gif won’t work....🤷🏽‍♀️




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None taken, bro.

You get any White Cock yet??.......Errr, Snow Cock !

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I hate it when that happens.

Deflave is an emotional terrorist.

😂 I am using that.

It's tattooed on my cock.

10:1 odds are Deflave retires in Texas.

has anyone eevr seen one that does work

Yep, he’s been dropping hints for tickets to the party for quite a while now.

I thought he’d died “with” Covid?

WrongO.

Flaves going long in Oregon.

We gonna be neighbors.

Suck on that Viking!

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I love threads about Fireballz.

JM, don’t ever post another picture of yourself....I’m getting PM’s from dudes asking if I can get your autograph for them.

WTF?

🤣🦫

Aunt Jemima DID. Until some woke white bitches fired her ass!

It's almost like Groundhog Day when the ballzer sticks his head out of his hole.

In fairness... I'm sure he excavated that whole himself with his 18v cordless mini mini mini mini excavator.

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Was it Ponce de Leon who said:

"Poor Florida, too close to Chicago and too far from God!" ?

I think you'd better stay in Florida, it looks like a good fit.

LMAO

Negatory. I am still snowCOCKless.

I am up to 88 ptarmigan this season though if that's what you're referring to as White COCK. I would be over 100 if my damn shotgun hadn't of froze up on me a few times.

#BlowTorch

Nah.

Too black'ish.

Is it from Oregon?

Emotions have no place in the Land O' Flave.

#8point

I think you're a f a g g o t.

That's a lot of COCK!

What kinda temps are you hunting those things in?

CHRIST the FLAVIOR hath returneth!!

Could Flave be the next Joe Rogan? hmmmmmm

Bleep, bleep, bleep coming to you live from scoby mt bleep, bleep .....

He will convert the heathens into golfers.

LMAO

Flave has a black side piece


#ChocolateFlave

I’ve done some bird hunting in that area and I’ve often wondered what the 9uck do you do there in the winter?

Ballz gets a new feature job putting a fish pond at a mailbox. He CRANKS up the one ton dually gasser Dodge and yells “Gonna walk my itty bitty track hoe down the Old Town Road and digggggggg til I can’t no mo”

Who’s Flave ?

Who’s ballz ?

Who’s seen Kingston’s cock tattoo ?

Where are my meds ?

That'll be a nice change. He's already turned the golfers into heathens.

I am much more funny than Joe Rogan.

Flave is The Alpha and the Omega.

Flave does not cheat on the current Mrs. Flave.

There is never not something in season in that part of the world.

Ever.

But, the real question is..........................



How are Dave and Clark taking this news?

I have it on good account, the heathens will revolt before that happens.

They will do the Jim Jones thing.

But maybe with some Blue Gatorade.......................Kool Aid is way out of style nowadays.

I think there are some decent tax reasons for that.

Especially if his podcast stuff in five years turns into a BIG MONEY venture.

I mean, Elon left Cali, and a bunch of others are going with him I heard. The Flave will help turn the Republic red again.........................maybe.

Fluve, you're not that good at thinking, so don't try to much of it.

Stay there and be "Florida Man"

Sycamore, I have always found your commentary as interesting as the green mold that grows on rancid bread.

Sometimes a diversion is needed. For example, when building a large factory in China to make your product there. If I was old I would want to live in Florida not Montana. Texas will be a Blue State in couple of election cycles so most here will probably not want to move there.

The resident fugktard chimes in.

And who cares about flave and his bull&it comments.

We’re gonna need a golf ruling on this one, folks...

Call the official over to determine if this shot is OB.


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Bob, I figured out why certain S&W revolvers increased in value recently. Did you also figure out why for example short-barred mid-frame .357 revolver is approaching $1500?

F golf. We need something more like a hockey ref.

Maybe Rick can get us a penalty box.

3 days in the sin bin for stupidity?

Mine eyes have seen the rumors of the coming of the Flave;
He is trampling on the feelings of those fuds that can’t be saved;
He hath loosed a little wit and at times has misbehaved;
He’s living in your heads.

Glory! Glory! Entertainment!
Glory! Glory! Entertainment!
Glory! Glory! Entertainment!
He’s living in your heads.

That’s cool. He must of camped in yours for looong time😂

I think you’re a f a g g o t and you’d need three lifetimes to find somebody that disagrees.


PS- you quoted yourself, Boomer.

Flave don’t live in states that have to turn the lights off in order to keep the lights on.

LOL

The people that post on threads titled “Flave.”

I’m gonna start making my kids sing this at the bar.

Its kinda catchy.


Especially when sung to the music of Borat's "Throw the Jew Down the Well".....

LOL

LMAO!

What are you going to do with Fireballs house?

https://www.redstateupdate.com/

Flave and Jim?🤣


Sorry guys, but I got to find someway to distract from mom on a hospice bed here at the farm.

Micro hatchery

Sorry to hear this Viking. God Speed brother.

Cover it in bronze and name it "The Monument of Stupidity."

I will be a cut above anything ever heard.

Oh, geeze man.



Sorry about that.

I disagree.......I think he's an Empty Douche bag.

Oh man...

Sorry Viking.